My first ever giffy thing. Bit poli'ical
Yes, I know, but I'm trying. Very.
Was going to do My Way/Highway/ etc but this carcrash took me four hours
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:33,
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Cheers allSo much harder than baiting Albion Gray.
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:53,
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:)It just takes the promise of a potato!
(and 10 minutes trying every combination of every password possibility to login!)
((and 10 minutes trying every combination of every password possibility to login!)
Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:34,
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IT'S FUCKING POTATO TIEM!
Old school 1 hour challenge done, post your spuds now!
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:30,
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oh FUCK YEAH
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:34,
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Hehethought you might like this ;)
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:38,
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I think this should win the alt compo mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:37,
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Awwwww, looks like he needs a reacharound. Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:33,
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*Pants*... and I thought these things....... Smelt bad... on the outside
( PFC Hudson,
Tue 17 May 2011, 17:39,
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Hah, here's a bit of nostalgia for the old folks
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:32,
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Yay!Aaaaand a filthy repost:
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:34,
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and yes, that's a potato mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:39,
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That is very good, Steef.Very good indeed.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:56,
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worst kinda potatoes:)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:34,
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I bet them penguins was behind this mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:40,
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I don't know why ...... but this is the funniest thing I've seen all year...
*clickety-click*
(*clickety-click*
Linbox has a serious dunk habit,
Wed 18 May 2011, 11:49,
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it's fucking here dude:D
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:32,
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i tell you who i misscasual man
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:43,
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that fuckung rocks rocks HARD
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:33,
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Grats, sirMuch potato awesomeness tonight, although abed I must go :(
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:56,
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I was going toshop Des Lynham, but he is to much of a common 'tater.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 16 May 2011, 23:11,
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Kitten is too large.Kitten resembles fox.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:25,
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Bok bok bok to the future.(
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:12,
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The future looks delicious mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:19,
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Aw what a cute little rabbiOH MY GOD THERE'S A HUMAN SKULL IN THAT CUPBOARD!!
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:21,
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You are the first person to have commented on thatit's always nice when people notice the details :)
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:36,
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I used to love putting loads of little touches in my pics (well, the 'proper', non 5-minute scribble ones)Not so much recently. Getting lazy in my old age!
Perhaps everyone else thinks that keeping human remains in their kitchen is normal?
(Perhaps everyone else thinks that keeping human remains in their kitchen is normal?
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:56,
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thirty-six minutes per half a kilogram, shirley?edit: may have messed up on the sums there.
(,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:23,
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remember to set the temperature dial to 1.21 gigawatts
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:27,
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badger badger badger badger &cgo on son, give us some fuck
(
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:31,
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wogan comes off as nice old man, he is funny at timesbut i think he's really an old fart, and a bit of a psycho.
(,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:01,
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it is annoyingit's more how he paces his sentances than his accent.
(,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:08,
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it's not possible to pin down the annoying part. it's all annoying.and all the other radio 2 fucks who try and imitate him need fucking with a howitzer too.
and, no. that isn't a bit strong.
(,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:11,
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and, no. that isn't a bit strong.
he'll be saying a sentance quietly, then just say a random word loudlyand throws in pauses when not needed, it's unsettling
(,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:13,
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i'd rather listen to brian blessed at point blank range(sentEnce)(sorry for pedantry)
years ago i worked at a place full of biddies all listening to radio 2. when they went for lunch i'd retune all the radios to radio 1, switch them off at the socket, then turn the volume way up. such fun...
(,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:21,
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years ago i worked at a place full of biddies all listening to radio 2. when they went for lunch i'd retune all the radios to radio 1, switch them off at the socket, then turn the volume way up. such fun...
*cough*KEN BRUCE*cough*
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:20,
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Something sexy is about to happen mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:04,
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Blimey is freebase still going?!?!?!?!Nice pic
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:37,
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Not Clan Soul then????;)
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:53,
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They're missing out on all this good stuff! 
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:56,
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There are countless formulas for pressing flowers.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:41,
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FUCK MY 1000TH POST!
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:11,
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That is, I believe, the only Freebase appearance that has made me laughWell done.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:14,
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Dayshift users ... I have no power over them ...
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:23,
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Play Pride (In the name of Fuck)! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:03,
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i love the guy on the lefts dancewill try it in public meself sometime
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:32,
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Blonde woman on the right's is better.
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:37,
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He's putting his right leg in.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:41,
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i knew it all alongBARNEY YOU SICK FUCK
*awaits 2canchunder's barney gif*
(,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:33,
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*awaits 2canchunder's barney gif*
Five thousand, eh? What a gobby fucker I am
Terrible bullying of our European cousins.
Also, obligatory milestone post nudity :)
EDIT: Click for uncensored Willie
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:26,
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where's the click-for-bigger on the nudity?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:31,
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That's as big as it gets :((((Evenin missus
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:32,
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pity*sighs*
EDIT: evening!
(EDIT: evening!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:33,
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Not bad in just under a year.So b3tans..Why is no one posting anymore. Top if the stats is 275 posts! I can remember when you needed that to get on the bottom bit!!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:32,
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and it's usually me Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:33,
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Indeed. But the numbers used to be up near a thousand!!Not a paltry 275
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:35,
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i've been busy Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:36,
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You've overtaken my post count!by 20000!!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:37,
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i also like to talk Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:38,
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where are the stats found?i've only seen it one time and that's cuz someone posted a link
( LS18,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:42,
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google b3ta statsthen click on board stats
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:44,
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a link..like this one? (bookmark it)(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:45,
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Crafty linkage to follow ...(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:45,
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Look at this willingness to help!THERE'S YOUR 'BIG SOCIETY' YOU SHINY-FOREHEADED TWAT
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:48,
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which shiny-foreheaded twat is this? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:51,
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Comedy Daveand his shiny forehead of Eton-ness
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:00,
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ah, rightooooohh, mythbusters!
*scarpers*
(*scarpers*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:02,
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what no horses :(but i love them so...
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:13,
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up your bum having a tea party :D
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:14,
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GENIUS :Di wish someone could regularly give that advice to all
maybe via the medium of board signature...
(maybe via the medium of board signature...
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:20,
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Spesh!!!! Duuuude!!! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:18,
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stanyou motherfuckingmotherfucKER!!!!!!!!!!
you are you dear boy?
(you are you dear boy?
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:20,
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i meant "you are well"not "you are you"
fuck knows where my head is...:S
(fuck knows where my head is...:S
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:23,
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as always i chose to make my presence known this time :)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:30,
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HahahahahahaI am well yes. Are you? Are you a Headmaster yet??
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:26,
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nah - no chancesteering clear of that whole disaster
for now :)
(for now :)
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:31,
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Disaster??The thing you told me about ages ago?? The "little bit of trouble"
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:35,
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yeah - not looking to become a head sooni've seen what happens to them...
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:38,
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A lot of names are still there, just way down the list.I also remember when a new pic used to appear every 10 mins at least!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:43,
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yeah, it has it's days when it's flyingbut even i've noticed it's slowed down quite a bit in the last 2 years
(,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:04,
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well, maybe because there are more sites for peeps nowadaysfb, twitter etc etc, and people spend time there as much as here?
god, i remember the old days when the duke of prunes used to post his lunch up and there would be a big list of lunch replies.
i am that old i remember adobe threatening to sue everyone (b3ta included i think) who used the word "shopped." ffs, adobe legal, u dicks.
(god, i remember the old days when the duke of prunes used to post his lunch up and there would be a big list of lunch replies.
i am that old i remember adobe threatening to sue everyone (b3ta included i think) who used the word "shopped." ffs, adobe legal, u dicks.
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:20,
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I'm generally too busyplus the more chatty types have left leaving generally more arsey types who get angry instead of communicative :(
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:21,
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fuck that shitlet's fucking take this fucking place back
or have a tea and sleep on it...one or the other :)
(or have a tea and sleep on it...one or the other :)
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:22,
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evening squireI'm up for some old school japes if you are.
Calling all ancient lurkers, want to show the young'uns how we roll?
You've got an hour to shop or do something involving a potato. go go go. Paintmash, animation, photo of it covering your family jewels, you know the score
I'll start a thread at 10.30, be there or don't because it's no doubt past our bed times
(Calling all ancient lurkers, want to show the young'uns how we roll?
You've got an hour to shop or do something involving a potato. go go go. Paintmash, animation, photo of it covering your family jewels, you know the score
I'll start a thread at 10.30, be there or don't because it's no doubt past our bed times
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:34,
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potato eh...?yeah - i'll do it*
*"it" is a term yet to be defined :D
(*"it" is a term yet to be defined :D
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:41,
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and that's how you failno patience, disqualified, also its a shit shit not a potato
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:48,
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Yet you are constantly logged in on FBI only know this because I am constantly logged in on FB
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:31,
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busy and having a browser window open are compatible things HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:37,
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because b3ta is extremely old fashionedit needs things such as:
- auto updating the board through some snazzy script
- collapsible threads
- facebook/twitter share buttons on pics/links
and probably more shit too. but no-one who codes the site seems to give a flying fuck any more. i'll give b3ta a couple of years max before it falls into it's own arse and implodes through lack of attention.
(- auto updating the board through some snazzy script
- collapsible threads
- facebook/twitter share buttons on pics/links
and probably more shit too. but no-one who codes the site seems to give a flying fuck any more. i'll give b3ta a couple of years max before it falls into it's own arse and implodes through lack of attention.
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:37,
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I love it just the way it are.Although what I WOULD like to see sorted out is that thing that happens when the reply offset goes off the right-hand edge of the board and everything gets squashed
up
with
only
one
word
on
a
line
(up
with
only
one
word
on
a
line
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:52,
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Hahaha! The day he learned to wank with both hands!
Also: Congrats on the milestone.
(Also: Congrats on the milestone.
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:32,
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You're not mofaha!!IMPOSTER!!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:54,
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Are you sure it's not me?It looks like me.
Edit: actually you're right, THIS is me, that must be someone else.
(Edit: actually you're right, THIS is me, that must be someone else.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:00,
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He has an apostrophe!But you are you. I can tell. How the hell are you, and may i ask how is... killerkitti??? ...I can't remember her username!! /fail
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:08,
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Very well thanks :)Kk is great, she's starting college this year.
She doesn't visit here any more though, I suspect we're too immature :)
Hope all's well with you, don't see you around here very often. Don't tell me you grew up too, I won't believe you.
(She doesn't visit here any more though, I suspect we're too immature :)
Hope all's well with you, don't see you around here very often. Don't tell me you grew up too, I won't believe you.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:15,
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Not grown up yet no.I just ran out of ideas for weather puns. Life took over. I am now addicted to twitter, so my missus is still an internet widow!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:21,
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hahaha no!!Good one.
So who's comedy account are you?
(So who's comedy account are you?
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:40,
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congrats!5k in less than a year. is b3ta your job? ;)
also, THE POPE has goatse hands. deliberate?
(,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:51,
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also, THE POPE has goatse hands. deliberate?
Well, I am employed as a beta tester :)And no, but I'd like to kiss his ring ...
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:54,
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Seriously, if you spend three quarters of your working day waiting for stuff to load/ save/ processyou have to have something to keep your mind occupied. And I wore the other activity out long ago!
/needs faster computer AND new penis blog
(/needs faster computer AND new penis blog
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:59,
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I don't knowwhat you mean ...
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:16,
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intense:S
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:17,
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Hahait all got cleaned up, it makes even less sense now :)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:18,
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i don't post as much because my computer is awful with photoshop these daysafter saving an animation and clicking on my browser it always stalls for about 2 minutes.
and i realised most of the stuff i used to post was shit and didn't deserve it's on thread, naturally i took refuge in the gay shift.
END OF CHAPTER ONE
(,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:10,
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and i realised most of the stuff i used to post was shit and didn't deserve it's on thread, naturally i took refuge in the gay shift.
END OF CHAPTER ONE
"naturally i took refuge in the gay shift."How very fucking dare you! We're "differently abled", not stupid.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:16,
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congrats :) (nice bit of willie there too!)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:12,
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Wasn't supposed to be Hitler! It's just a guy with a moustache -think "Dennis's Dad"OH GOD I'VE DONE SOMETHING RACIST :(((
And cheers all :D
... now go and have that shit!
(And cheers all :D
... now go and have that shit!
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:29,
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I don't know wtf is going on hereBut I approve of it. More of this sort of thing!
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:20,
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Awesome ! Jizz in 3d.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 16 May 2011, 21:19,
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Not posted in ages - thought I'd bung this one up.
Rev Jesse stuck a tutorial on FB about mocking up long-exposure shots in Photoshop (or in my case paint.net). Gave it a whirl at lunchtime.
Apologies for lack of hummus. About the first time I've attempted to do anything 'proper' with photomanip software. Here's me thinking it only existed for crudely adding memes to iconic pictures...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 16 May 2011, 19:46,
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have you got a link to the tutorial?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 16 May 2011, 19:56,
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Mais oui...www.tipsquirrel.com/index.php/2011/05/simulating-long-expose-on-water-using-photoshop/
Needless to say he does a way better job of it than I, but it whiled away a few minutes at lunch today.
(Needless to say he does a way better job of it than I, but it whiled away a few minutes at lunch today.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 16 May 2011, 19:59,
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Sweet.Take it that's the real deal. God only knows how you'd bodge that!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:09,
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yeah sat up a hill at 11 at night with a camera strapped to the steering wheel
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:10,
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That's damn fine work squire.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:15,
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Nicely done I retweeted that one tooI also pointed out to Tip Squirrel his video was set to Private so that people couldn't view it :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 16 May 2011, 22:59,
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spidertits
turns out i need a bunch of layers for a PS strech and squash animation. fuck it. should have used flash. k time to go to bed and learn for my final exam which ill fail tomorrow...
yaysimus!I come back from shopping (and staring at high school girls) only to see spiders with tits.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:58,
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:D *click*hahahah he's listening to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jYcW1nEsGk
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jYcW1nEsGk
FIEND,
Mon 16 May 2011, 19:29,
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Ha ha!And this of course... :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
Rico,
Mon 16 May 2011, 20:51,
archived)
atomic kitten? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 May 2011, 19:05,
archived)
Blimy! Good job I'm not epileptic, otherwiszjk;zvvlkgfhfjgrerhy870yqgjjk ......ffffhhhh,fsd 
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 16 May 2011, 19:50,
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I think I´m getting the hang of this animated gif malarkeyAm I doing it right?
( Tusk knows where you live,
Mon 16 May 2011, 18:54,
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you seem to beif you enjoy what you do and make yourself laugh,that's all that matters :)
(
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 16 May 2011, 19:01,
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"if you enjoy what you do and make yourself laugh,that's all that matters"That's my excuse for self abuse sorted right there :D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 16 May 2011, 19:47,
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Angry steak and upset courgette think your trousers are shit(
crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us,
Mon 16 May 2011, 18:48,
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No no no"THE" shit, "THE" shit.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 16 May 2011, 18:49,
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i'm not wearing trousers! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 May 2011, 18:53,
archived)
They obviously don't know what shit looks like
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 May 2011, 19:25,
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My troos will fuck shit up for Mr Steak and comrade CourgetteI see a world of hot oil and black pepper in store for those two...
Steak with fries and courgette chips
Ingredients
For the steak
150g/5½oz rump steak
1 tbsp olive oil
salt and freshly ground black pepper
For the chips
½ potato, cut into chips
300ml/½ pint vegetable oil for deep frying
½ courgette, cut into chips
3 tbsp milk
2 tbsp plain flour
sea salt
Preparation method
1.For the steak, rub the steak in olive oil and season well. Heat a griddle pan until smoking hot and griddle the steak for 3-4 minutes each side. Set aside and leave to rest for three minutes.
2.For the chips, dry the potato chips in a clean tea towel. Place the vegetable oil into a deep, heavy-based saucepan and heat until a small cube of bread sizzles and turns golden-brown when dropped into it. (CAUTION: hot oil can be dangerous. Do not leave unattended.) Gently drop the potato into the hot oil. Deep fry for 3-4 minutes, or until lightly golden-brown and crisp.
3.Carefully remove the chips from the oil with a slotted spoon and drain on kitchen paper.
4.In a bowl, soak the courgette chips in milk for 3-4 minutes. Dredge in flour, then carefully drop into the hot oil. Deep fry for 5-6 minutes, or until golden-brown and crisp. Remove with a slotted spoon and drain on kitchen paper.
5.Carefully drop the potato chips back into the hot oil and fry for another five minutes to make sure they are really crisp and golden. Carefully remove with a slotted spoon and drain on kitchen paper. Sprinkle with sea salt.
6.To serve, place the steak on a serving plate and serve with the courgette and potato chips.
(Steak with fries and courgette chips
Ingredients
For the steak
150g/5½oz rump steak
1 tbsp olive oil
salt and freshly ground black pepper
For the chips
½ potato, cut into chips
300ml/½ pint vegetable oil for deep frying
½ courgette, cut into chips
3 tbsp milk
2 tbsp plain flour
sea salt
Preparation method
1.For the steak, rub the steak in olive oil and season well. Heat a griddle pan until smoking hot and griddle the steak for 3-4 minutes each side. Set aside and leave to rest for three minutes.
2.For the chips, dry the potato chips in a clean tea towel. Place the vegetable oil into a deep, heavy-based saucepan and heat until a small cube of bread sizzles and turns golden-brown when dropped into it. (CAUTION: hot oil can be dangerous. Do not leave unattended.) Gently drop the potato into the hot oil. Deep fry for 3-4 minutes, or until lightly golden-brown and crisp.
3.Carefully remove the chips from the oil with a slotted spoon and drain on kitchen paper.
4.In a bowl, soak the courgette chips in milk for 3-4 minutes. Dredge in flour, then carefully drop into the hot oil. Deep fry for 5-6 minutes, or until golden-brown and crisp. Remove with a slotted spoon and drain on kitchen paper.
5.Carefully drop the potato chips back into the hot oil and fry for another five minutes to make sure they are really crisp and golden. Carefully remove with a slotted spoon and drain on kitchen paper. Sprinkle with sea salt.
6.To serve, place the steak on a serving plate and serve with the courgette and potato chips.
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