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# fucking colour matching is shite!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:36, archived)
# well he doesn't look scared of snakes, he doesn't look scared of fucking anything
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7eHI-pNAh0
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:43, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I have been thinking about surface treatments now that I am repainting my interior, this woman is giving me some GOOD IDEAS
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:51, archived)
# "...And the turban of..."
sorry, can't do any better than "...purple"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:54, archived)
# i can't think of anything either though, so I can't criticise
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:01, archived)
# lightweight!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:03, archived)
# Pluum
that'd be better than mine. Get a grip man!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:04, archived)
# i'm ill
that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# ENTER THE TURBAN OF BEANS, NO GOOD SHALL COME OF IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:11, archived)
# He chose...
...paisley
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:13, archived)
# D3@TH 5PUNK
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:55, archived)
# If you ejaculate smoke, see a doctor or special effects producer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)
# blood is okay, right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:31, archived)
# Oh, blood's fine, yeah.
At least I hope it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:45, archived)
# It's fine for about one week each month.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:57, archived)
# Urgent delivery of...uh oh....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:38, archived)
# BIG UPS FOR YOUR FUCK TRUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# UPS?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:03, archived)
# BOUNCE LIKE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:17, archived)
# Here we see a moose overlaid by various diagrams.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:35, archived)
# Retina bouncing
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Diagrams is not the natural habitat of mooses
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)
# Goat: "Ooh the Moon!"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:53, archived)
# we like the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# Elk is not Mousse
Moose is not eyeball
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
# Therefore
eyeball is mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Eye bawl is not karahi
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)
# OH MY GOD!`WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?!? :d :d
oops caps
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:53, archived)
# ALSO, i HAD ANOTHER LOOK AT
www.asgercarlsen.com/index.php?/projects/baxter/

THAT GUY HAD TO HAVE A SUBJECT POSE AT MANY ANGLES TO HELP HIM CREATE SOURCE MATERIAL. THE LIGHTING IS TOO CONSISTENT ON ALL OF THE SPLICED PARTS.

*HEADS TO THE BASEMENT NAKED WITH A SPOTLIGHT, DIGICAM AND MIRROR*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)
# This should be newslettered.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:07, archived)
# I thought it said somewhere on the site
that he uses vintage photography. If he's matching sources then it's very impressive, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# That is very interesting. So I wonder if he takes an old photo, and then tries to recreate the lighting.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:18, archived)
# what's interesting
is he has a catagory called "wrong", suggesting that the others are perfectly normal
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:07, archived)
# "homemade" seems normal to me...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:09, archived)
# was it a goose or a moose I espied?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:07, archived)
# What a happy universe!
Except for the vampire pig.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# "I have laid a football for your sporting pleasure"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# MMM EGGHOLE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:19, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhahhahhhah this is a sheer delight
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:27, archived)
# SELL MORE DICK
Also: dickholes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:54, archived)
# Where do the fuck hoses go?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:34, archived)
# print out and laminate for future reference:
www.b3tards.com/u/28cf8609b9571c3cc88b/antisafe.gif
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:32, archived)
# POISIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:39, archived)
# Time for a new app?

Ris.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:49, archived)
# All I can think of is Aphex Twin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:35, archived)
# What a skyline!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:43, archived)
# Oh, don't get me started. I'll end up reposting any old crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:53, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Jam Session

Source!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Heheh
The second one is lovely
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:42, archived)
# I love this.
The source is amazing!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:41, archived)
# ^ This - It's epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:02, archived)
# Hahaha, doing a Keith Moon on those drums!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:49, archived)
#
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:58, archived)
# I don't know why I find this so frightening
but I do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
# "This children is a robot's!!! Sorry for my english!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:49, archived)
# are you reading youtube comments again? you'll rot your brain
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:35, archived)
# I fucking love physics
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:11, archived)
# Fearsome ghost mouth
Edit: ghost mouthShockjaw
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Shit, you're not wrong!
Whatever happened to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:20, archived)
# This, more's the pity.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)
# :')
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
# That picture gives me The Fear.
Shudders and all.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Smallbrainfield mouth.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:30, archived)
# I wonder if it's a good or bad thing that I know EXACTLY what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Me too...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:36, archived)
# Nah!
It's a good thing baby.
A good thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
# We'll call it his artistic license. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:41, archived)
# There are gods and they walk the earth!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)
# that is the result of some serious hard wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Can't see a FUCKin' thing
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# fuck it I'm off to bed
Night /board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# g'night
i'm off myself in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Night boss
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Taraa, fella! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Apologies for being shit at PS and if it's bindun


I've been away, thanks for noticing.
(I helped save b3ta! shk is always cool and calm, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Fuck
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha
glorious
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Refreshing the page and seeing something like this.
That's what b3ta is all about.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
#
Refreshing the pageTurning pc on
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
# ^this.
b3ta is the mindfuck that keeps on giving :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
# this is great
even though i know muscle men have tiny cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# They compensate with personality.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# what good is personality when you need a damn good seeing to?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Hahaha, I'll be honest, I have no answer to that question.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:06, archived)
# there isn't one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Aww, at least he's trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# that's one way to get a bit of pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# fuck it, bed time
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Plenty to see here
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# well, that's a horn killer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Papa Smurf Papa Smurf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 3:00, archived)
# ADVANCE
 


WOOYAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# is it that time already?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
# ALWAYS AND FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
# The time it is now
is the time it has always been
and the time it will always be.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:48, archived)
# yes, yes, yes
but is it that time yet?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# poor volume, but excellent distance
3/10

: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
# everyone loves wanking
except abu hamza
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# And Spock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 1:22, archived)
# it's like wankporn on the ZX Spectrum
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Too late for the party?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# LIMES
Also: where the shit is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
# drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)
# On the moths thread
Or the one about me getting naked
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)
# 5 more posts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I may well make those last four crawl by
G'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
# getting pissed and trying not to vom again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)
# this is better than limes you bastard! don't get me started on limes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# One day, one day, we need them ALL in one thread :D (maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I may even have to make a interwebz page for them
EDIT: and lovemars.co.uk is waiting for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Give me 2 days!!
Maybe 3
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I feel all dirty for still liking these :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# I understand the irony of putting this online


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# you could always become the MothKiller
and destroy all winged bastards who nosedive into people's tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I was just attacked by a moth
I stabbed the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# fucker shouldn't have attacked when I had a knife in my hand
Any other time and it could have taken me (I was feeding the geckos)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# can't you feed it to the geckos?
i'm sure Richie would eat it.
i fed one to a venus fly trap once
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# more than likely
Wayne the chameleon would eat it, he saved me from a spider a few days ago
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# spiders are fine
Elvira the tarantula used to sit on my shoulder and watch telly with me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# It wasn't attacking,
It was giving you kisses to show its affection.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:47, archived)
# Dennis the menace: 25 years on
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# This is how I saw it Pt.2


Click for bigger (84 kb)

*gives acceptance speech for most lazy Photoshop award*.
(FatherChed, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# one of my first LP purchases when I was young
WOO!

you dropped this ::: e
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Same,
That and Zoolook sent me to many a stoned slumber.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 2:13, archived)
# My stoned slumbers were to
The album called 'DarkDancer' by Les Rythmes Digitales. :D
youtu.be/Vtpe8_4ULxM
(FatherChed, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# blood for god? it can only be...
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)
# GOOD JOB MICROW.....
Wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
# A CLOSE SHAVE
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Not funny but....


I'm designing a logo to be embroidered on polo-shirts. It's to celebrate ten years since me and the gang graduated from uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# are none of your friends pedantic then?
that looks a lot like an ape drinking smirnoff, and the "a" in "brau" requires an umlaut. otherwise, it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)
# The jug of annonymous piss between his legs is supposed to be the Brau
But I was going for a general drinking motif
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# haha just being a bastard
it's still not a monkey

and you still need an umlaut

also perhaps a slightly bolder font, and less font occlusion might be an idea... some people might be suffer from the "ris" illusion
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Harsh bastard! But you are right and right. Back to the drawing board for me ;)

btw, embroidering t-shirts is much cheaper than I thought it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# just trying to be helpful :)
see above edit too

I think I might arrange for some embroidered t-shirtery in that case. I like cheap things.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:06, archived)
# I had worried about the ris
Should be a reasonably easy fix
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# how's about this typeface?
retrobeeritems.flyingcart.com/images/pioneer_dunkel_brau_art.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
#
I like it - a lot. But I doubt I'll ever find the name of the font and I'll never be able to copy the style.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:16, archived)
# here we are
Some fairly similar fonts
Actually, just having looked down that list, there are about 4 similar fonts and I don't know if they're free or not

Edit: This makes more sense, fill yer boots www.fontspace.com/search/?q=gothic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Cheers mate
This is really a big help. Looks like I'll have to assemble the word bit by bit but the font is rocking!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# I see a CDC arriving soon
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# why are you photographing me on the piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:56, archived)
# You are my muse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# i'm now forced to have a glass of wine
to rid my mouth of the tastes of moth and puke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Ah, the clean, crisp taste of Monkey Beer...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# This is how I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Haha
I thought it looked like the xbox "Achievement Unlocked" thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
# "come on Barry"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# I know you're excited
but there's no need for that
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:58, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# The correct answer is...
Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Nice of them to set a solid example.
Because borrowing another 1.4 trillion is what we all need to help pay off our debts.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:06, archived)
# D. Final answer.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
# haha I thought the same.
(gtfomh, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Some beans.
*click*
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# EVIL, DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD!
one of these winged cunts landed in my cuppa when i wasn't looking. i've just had a swig and almost drank the fucker.
vomit happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Moth is not sugar!
Silly Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# i don't even have sugar in tea, never mind moth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I hate them too
But in your pic the moth looks all friendly and cute, so now I'm in two minds.

Edit: Clicking, because I approve of the sentiment and I like the smiley moth :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# he's happy because he made me puke
the cunt.
edit: glad you like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Mothmouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# don't
just don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcAnfPS-eks
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Moths are bastards.
A MAHOOSIVE one greeted me when I first moved into halls. As bad as it sounds, it took hours to get rid of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# they flutter all in your face
i don't mind the spiders, of which i'm seeing huge ones this summer, but moths can go and shit in their best hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I'm not really afraid of any insects, but moths are little shits.
The one reason you can't have your window open AND the light on during Summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
# i've got no choice
it's either have the window open or boil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Yeah I've got that over here.
Venetian blinds help somewhat however.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# i've got those
they're keeping most of them out, but not all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Hmm...
I have the option of a giant fan, but all it seems to do is blow hot air back at me.

I hate Summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# i used to
but i can't regulate my body temperature any more, so i'm usually cold. i'm quite enjoying the warm weather!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# I tend to function better when it's cooler.
When it's like this I can't get any work done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:06, archived)
# i hate being cold
roll on august 26th, 10 days in spain!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:10, archived)
# The mug disagrees
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# oh, sweet jebus
that's an excited 790 mug right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# a big one got caught inside my glasses the other night while i was trying to kill it
they give me the creeps
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# if that happened to me
i'd scream like a bitch and my glasses would get launched across the room, new or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# it give me the fear, goosebumps and a little fart came out
then I served it up some maximum overkill
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# i fully approve of this response
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# I once had moths for breakfast
in a cheap Spanish hotel. They were in the muesli.
/qotw
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# oh, fuck
*heads to the porcelain phone for round two*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# :(
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)
# there's nothing left to come up now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# They have a nice side Smash!
pressie on /links
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
# my stupid computer won't let me play it
but i bet it's great, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Damn
No doubt some clever bod will get it to you in a format that works.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# hopefully!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Go Morrissey
(PVCPVDO, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I actually think Morrissey is a cock,
but at least he is consistent and his argument is logically sound.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# I like 3 of his early songs
no idea what his stuff's like now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Best thing that Morrissey helped do
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7aXPMVBBUA
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I'm vegan and I still think Morrissey is a cock
It's the way he automatically assumes people care about all his opinions on every single little thing that gets to me (plus the way the local Manchester press fawns over him, which doesn't help)
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# I was giggling like a loon and I wondered to myself,


Just how do loons giggle?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# THIS I SALOON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
# I read that too,
but I thought it was just me being Manley.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# That loon's doing a great Al Jolson
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# ^ there's your answer
like a great al jolson

case closed
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Actually, like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO2jE0a2Xro
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:46, archived)
# how about posh loons?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# heh heh heh
..maybe something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] You fecked it up
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# i like minis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# i don't find cars interesing in the slightest, not even the mad expensive sporty ones.
but i can spend hours just looking at sportsbikes. I don't even know much about them and never drove one, but i have always loved them.

i will get one sometime, oh yes, i will.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# i love fast cars
i can't drive and never will.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# that's fine
just don't quit drinking
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# not a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# yay fatcat
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# It's a mini adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Is for me
took the little bugger to Switzerland last month
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Pfft... BMW hatchbacks...

 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)

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