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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Oh Cohagen you foolhardy bastard!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)
# It must be late,
took me far too long to notice the poster.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry] fact
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:33, archived)
# fucking hippies
*spit*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Yer mom is Janis Joplin
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)
# talk about misheard lyrics, for thirty years I've thought this was "stop, listen"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kZE7MSlLw

(also the original has a surprisingly groovy bass line)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Joplin is fucking awesome
I highly recommend Cozmic Blues (the album as well as the song)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:47, archived)
# yeah, but she never made me breakfast before school :(
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
# that's because she was using the toaster to cook herions
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
Very funny.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# finally, somebody got the right one
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# *fondly imagines a world without Wings*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)
# *fondly imagines a world without any of McCartney's post-Beatles career*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)
# think of it, Linda would have stuck with photography, and nobody would give a shit about Heather cunting Mills
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
# ah, such utopian dreams

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 1:43, archived)
# Hahahaha *sings along*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 2:13, archived)
# this is delightful, I am delighted
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Oh, come on, that's harsh.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# shite and it got shiter
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# ah, the comment there:
First time you listen to this song: "Wow, this is awful."
Second time you listen: "Why is this stuck in my head??"
Third time you listen: "Wow, Ok, this is actually pretty sweet.
Fourth time: "Temporary, Secretary, Temporary...."
It gets better everytime!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)
# haha,
Christ, this is truly horrible. You have my sympathy for having to deal with the results of your fearless research.

Here, have a really, really good solo Beatle tune by way of compensation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XFfUt7HQWM
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Fucking hell, isn't it about time Chapman was released,
the man's got a job to do!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)
# A nice Half Man Half Biscuit quote:
"I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles / As the Bootleg Mark Chapman".
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# 'Wings are the band the beatles could have been'
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# no, that was good stuff
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)
# you can thank Brad Pitt for that--he's on the Vespa
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# don't we all?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# can't help myself
when it comes to this wagon

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:20, archived)
# just as this place picks up a bit
i have to go to bed. seriously, i can barely keep my eyes open and i still have to do the bins :(
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# well hats off to you and your tidy up day,,
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# :)
g'night all!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:35, archived)
# have this:


(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Nifty bit of LoR trainspottery there!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)
# it is the wagon that just keeps on giving
so many funny posts
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind you...
Wet Floor
...don't slip!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# noice
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] You ave to be careful out there
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] They're under the floorboards, you know...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)
# haha
some oldskool sheeit
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
# now just hold on a fucking minute!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Uh oh!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# i will not have the good name of snooker badmouthed!
by the sainted Steve of Davis, i swear i shall defend it until the chalk wears away and the baize is faded into baldness!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Give me darts any day of the week.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# i'll give you darts all right
where do you want them, head or bollocks?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Not fussed :)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] GREEN IN THE CORNER POCKET
 

 
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
# *Clicks hard*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:39, archived)
# aww shit
first ball i pot and it's the black one ,,,,,,
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm tired, this is the best i've got.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# not even when you're completely twatted?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
# perhaps this is what you were looking for?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# quite possibly
i'd post a pic of the biohazard sign on my arse, but i don't want to scare people unnecessarily.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# hello
what is that? can't make it out
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Nor did he :)
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# pfff
seriously though, what is it?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn horny triangles!
also PEAROAST!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# It's Dogbomb!
The flea comics must have driven him insane :(
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
# i've no problem with the contagious diseases
but i draw the line at bombs
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
# wasnt it brass eye that did the bombdogs ?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I fully endorse this challenge but
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)
# There's an ape for that..
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Ha Ha
I like this.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# you're only hurting yourself with this rambunctious behaviour
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I want you to go on a camping holiday with me
 

 
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# oh please let this be a week of Chike
 

 
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# realistically it will be another week of text on pictures but whatevs, the jokes the thing
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] 's not to the letter of the challange, but ehh
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# and stops new lives
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# oooh, I want the spring!!!
WOO! and CLICK
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 1:03, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - IMAGE CHALLENGE


Attention b3tans: this week's challenge is to create realistic safety posters for the most absurd scenarios. Bonus points available for placing them in a real-life situations. Challenge suggested by The Great Architect.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
you're late again, young man! i hope you're not expecting any pocket money this week, because you won't be getting it. do you have ANY IDEA how much you make us worry, turning up at this time of night? you have NO consideration for others AT ALL!
oh, why do i even bother?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Ok, here we go.
Bizarrely, Mictoboy asked me for some ruptured animal porn. I try to fulfil all requests.

Click the pic for the NSFW real deal Nekkid Tiem.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# yiff yiff
grrr
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# you have a hypnotic belly button
i am jealous.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# It's the gateway to another universe
Possibly
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I WANT MY BELLY BUTTON BACK!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Sadly
that's enough fluff to get me brewin' Also, grats on teh postage!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# *drops monocle*
Th-th-that poor beaver is split in half!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Gratz on the milestone.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Congratulations
O_O
* you're a fit looking bloke!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# yay for the round number day..!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Quality milestonage!
congratulations!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Haha. Yay! It's just like one big (incestuous) family around here.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# ooh yeh
congrats

and *spluff*

furthermore, uncropped in gaz plz
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Woo
=]
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Not nude, still got fur on,
I feel cheated :)
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# So in that sense, furries are never nude?
I feel let down. ._.

Oh, and Red Heat just started on ITV4!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# i'll stick with blade
i'd forgotten just how much snipes gives me the horn
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Anything with Arnie in, stays on.
The guy's become a walking parody of himself, it really is fun to watch his films for that reason.

As for Blade, I haven't seen it in AGES.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# i've got blade trinity, but i lost my copy of the first one
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Sucks :(
The first one's really quite good.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# indeed it is
just been invaded by my auntie, who's now gone to put her bins out.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Gah D:
Whilst you were watching Snipes?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)
# yes
no sense of timing
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:59, archived)
# I'm too sly to be interrupted.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# wish i was
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Why did she bring her burning bins to your home in the first place?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:56, archived)
# i'd say she's got a screw loose
except she hasn't got one screw fully tightened
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I presumed you were female
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
# wah hey!
pubes! that's a very nice linea alba you have there
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Is that a puncture wound on the inside of your bicep?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)
# ...and I'm there
congrats :)
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Hahaha:D
congrats
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# smile, fish-woman!
he bought you flowers and gave you nut art!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# <3
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THIS!
* Prints out and gives the wife one
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Who said romance was dead?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Yes, all based on a weak, already-observed pun...
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# i know what i want to watch tonight
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Jail house rock...?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# resident evil, of course
i'm not a fan of elvis
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)
# :-) I'm going to watch blade, as I'v never seen it all the way through
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# it's a good film
and wesley snipes is fucking hot
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha....Wesley hotness was not a concideration in my decision..!
I was thinking more along the lines that he'll be beating up a lot of bad guys, and there might be some explosions and stuff...!!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# that, too
just heard 2 of my favourite words on NCIS: haemorrhagic fever
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I had to google NCIS and hemorrhagic fever..!!
I'll leave you to enjoy your favorite two words in peace, as I go and enjoy my favorite two words at the moment, which are COOL SHOWER..!!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# have fun!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)
# This is what happens when you wear flares....
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# The First Time Ever I Ate Your Face
Gnawing On My Mind
Meat Me Nice
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Love Meat Tender
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# *slaps self in head*
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# love me tenderloin
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# that's funny, so do i
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# haha
ace
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# . .colour, check. first gif, check. Needs work, check.


(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# My! William! Shatner! Impression! Is getting! Better...
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Image challenge vote
This week's fearsome foursome are as follows

Celebrity food brands
Cereals named after movie characters, snacks after artists` names, fruit juices after greek tragedies, and so on.

Wizards getting drunk
What would they get up to with their magic powers?

Safety Posters
Create a realistic safety poster for the most absurd situation.

b3ta's 404 page:
Images to update b3ta's 404 page. Make them, and make them hard.

Vote here:

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# hm
i vote safety

im bored of shopping slebs
I dont like wizards
404 could be good, but it wont

Mind you - celebrity food is a natural extension of the stunning cereal bandwagon that happened last week
I wanna change my mind!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# I second that.
The safety one could be a lot of fun.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# hasn't saftey posters already been done?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Not sure but we should do them anyway
just to be on the safe side.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Safety posters
and TOATS!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:37, archived)
# how about
'something that isn't that dude with the eyes fucking loving something'?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# oh and I voted for wizards
I like wizards
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)
# You fucking love wizards
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)
# You fucking love it !
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Haha
he fucking loves it.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Somehow, I like this more than anything else
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Safety posters!
We owe it to Professor Chike!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Anything to stop the epilepsy-inducing spackfest that always comes up first on 404
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Sometimes you need a little spackfest.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# here we go...

Celebrity food brands: Not sure

Wizards getting drunk: this HARD

Safety Posters: Possibly

b3ta's 404 page: What is that?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# a comedy of errors
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# safety posters
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Why not make 404 a permanently open challenge,
like Naughty Shop?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# I like safety posters
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
# drunk wizards, motherfuckers!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
# My 2p
A competition dedicated to fruit juices names after greek tragedies would be awesome, but given the recent cereal bandwagon I think celeb food is a bit bindun

Wizards getting drunk sounds like fun, and there's a massive scope for daftness

Safety posters seems very bindun to me. Perhaps I've picked it up from another site, perhaps it's just the fact that it seems pretty similar to movie posters, adverts, etc etc.
Also: carolneverworehersafetygoggles.ytmnd.com/

404 - another unusual suggestion, which means a good one

Having said that I've not voted as I rarely make images
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# I'm sure we've done celebrity endorsement stuff before



So safety posters.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Haha.... sell the idea to them... I'm sure they'd run with it....
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Safety Posters please, Bob
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Anything except 404.. I hate that spacky one on there
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# it's a rabbits

and that
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Are Rabbits Photosensitive?

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:37, archived)
# this wankjigga be phukin up all kinds of mindjig
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
# You said
what I feel

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)

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