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# I should have been doing some coursework, but instead I did this:
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# David Blaine one still makes me chuckle
...and the Harry one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# ha
After 4 years? Thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Caesar In The Rye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Time well spent... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
# I found this I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
# obviously fake as it doesn't have the hulk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Brilliant.
*firm handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Ahahaha - nice
"Don't call be Shirley..."
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# This definitely should win
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahaha....... frucking genius....
This deserves (I like this) dialed up to warp factor nine..... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Winnar!
(Fluffster, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:49, archived)
# hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind the cat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
#

with thanks to both Paul P & Maiden
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# that's a scary cat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:41, archived)
# I am not clicking 'I like this!' until I can be certain that this cat wasn't harmed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Well i am
'coz I do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Not a Vag so in a new post - Woo!
HAPP BITRTHDAY Abebe Bikila, barefoot Ethiopian marathoner. So that's how he did it...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Well cheaty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# His trainer was a springbok
trufact!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:54, archived)
# This has just remined me that I used to have dream after dream after dream...
Nearly every night, of being able to float and fly around everywhere, they were great dreams, but alas I'v not had one like it for a couple of years now,They were so vivid that I could almost belive that I could do it for real, I'd forgotten all about them untill I saw this.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I bet you said No no no... when they asked?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] in case
(version, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# It's a nice day for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# bassist!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)
# *BGAWK!*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:33, archived)
# hahahaha
this deserves more comments .. MOAR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Haha very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Your cock is burning
see a doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Haha.... did it nick that ball from JD sports..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (228 kb)
(herman:D, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# *waits for Obi to sort 'em out* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Where did you get that sign from Herman?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Ha
I like the "Considerate constructors" sign behind them...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Okay, they're wearing hoodies and masks,
but that is definitely the Quo in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Henry's alternative cousin
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# :D deRISible: a VCR is a Vehicle Check Record card where minor faults are noted by drivers.

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# NEEAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# "I HATE YOU TOTTENHAM!!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# And there we have it. 'On the Buses' gritty reboot!
And the trailer has to have the Inception 'BWOOOOOH' noise. They're all doing it nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# i always imagined it as
"BWAARRRRRRM"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# That works too ^^
But seriously... let's see... Rise of the Planet of the Apes does it, Modern Warfare 3 does it, Battlefield 3 does it, Super 8 does it (to an extent), I could go on.

I will admit that it's badass but it's getting old already.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# those slow, repetitive fade to black cuts piss me the fuck off too
its like trying to watch a film whilst fading in and out of conciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# When you realize the same tricks trailers pull, it's hard to not notice them.
For example, if the trailer's for a comedy, there will ALWAYS be a part where the music cuts out and a dumb line is said.

Sometimes it happens more than once a trailer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# not to mention the slapstick 'face hits something' moment
or the burp at the end of the trailer to make the kids go 'wow, that looks worth seeing'

I do enjoy those links where they recut trailers to make them different films, such as the shining as a comedy.
Its amazing how much power a trailer has over the film. I think it was solaris or something that had a trailer that made it look like 'Alien', rather than the subtle, lovely film it was.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I know exactly what you mean.
Sometimes it can work in the film's favour, but in some cases, like Inglorious Basterds, it made it look like a light hearted Nazi fighting romp, which it, well, wasn't.

The exposition in a trailer is very important too. For example, people complain the Dark Knight Rises trailer shows nothing at all. I disagree; I'd still be satisfied if it's the only trailer released for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Ha-ha! Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Blakey was never a racist!
... oh...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Haha
Buslols
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# No one can park properly in Tottenham...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# i was looking for henry before i noticed the car park sign
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# clamp it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# We guarantee all our stock is 100% flame grilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# What do we want? JUSTICE! When do we want it?
After we've got all the stuff we nicked back to the flat, cheers, and can you give us a hand with this telly

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Great as BBC News is,
they do leave you guessing a bit sometimes. I don't understand why people are rioting.

Or maybe I'm just being naive. After all, it was about a week after reading about it on BBC News before I realised that no-fly zone was a euphemism for air strikes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
# because someone was shot and the crowd want justice

But it's once again an excuse for people to be cunts, looting and destroying other innocent peoples property.
Where's the justice for them?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# It's an excuse
to vent frustrations against a system that they feel persecutes or neglects them. Even though it's much the same system that stands between them and "survival of the fittest".
They also get to vent their violent tendencies and greed - "Wa-hey! Free stuff! The chance to smash other stuff!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I don't understand how "I'm angry with Mr X therefore I will steal from Mr and Mrs Y and that will make things right" works
If a paedophile is angry with the police because someone is shot is he allowed to go and rape a child to air his frustration?

I'd guess it was more to do with the fact that a large number who turned up couldn't give a shit about the person who was shot or whether the police behaved according to the rule book or not, they just wanted to rob and steal which prevents a far simpler discussion and chance for proof of actual events.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# You know Godwin's law?
I reckon there should be a similar one for the first person to bring up paedophiles in the course of a thread. ;)

But you're very right. Most people have no idea about cause and effect, blame attribution or justice. Mob mentality seems to lower the collective IQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
# :D
It was the most deliberately extreme for the sake of example option I could think of.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Daily Mail Law
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Why are they looting Carpet Right?
Carpet Right??
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
# underlay
nice underlay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Ariba brand
?
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
# top stuff...a shame to put carpet over it
www.flickr.com/photos/bethelicious/2239701027/
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# A protest was organised after the police shot somebody.
Predictability ensued.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I'm quite used to the patchy reporting we tend to get when British police shoot someone.
I'm also unsurprised when such things are greeted by some locals as an excuse to loot the shit out of the surrounding stores - stores most other residents tend to rely heavily on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# The Met have a certain amount of form when shooting the wrong people
for making up all sorts of lies. Brazillian electricians, someone with a table legs in a bag, that guy they shot on a terrorism bust who was found not to be a terrorist, so they claimed he had child porn and then it turned out he didn't, that sort of thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:57, archived)
# they also have a far lower kill rate than the members of the public doing all the stabbing and shooting to their neighbours
who are sometimes only guilty of living in a different postcode.
I'm in no way defending the police involved if they acted incorrectly here or saying who is to blame. But perspective is needed which is what is currently missing.

Anyway, too heavy for a Sunday, must dash.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I didn't say the case was dodgy.
I said that the Met are particularly bad at public relations when they goon something up, hence the reply to the comment about the patchy news over the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# in short
they're a set o' cunts....if there was no reaction they'd start killing left right and centre....this helps keep 'em in check
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Nope.
The rioters need a damn' good hiding/jail sentence, but I was commenting more on the patchy distribution of news on shootings involving the Met.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
# those few you mentioned are a small percentage
lots of false arrests and trumped up charges are rife....take 7/7 Ripple Effect....wtf WENT ON THERE?.....like I said......cunts
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8756795263359807776
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Tottenham is a safer place now they're only rioting, burning stuff and looting...
'Orrible North London cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Just seen the burnt out bus picture now I can imagine Radio Control
was saying to the driver "Ok it's burnt out have you tried stopping and restarting the engine?"... "Ok... try dumping all the air out and rebuilding it." "Right but can you finish mileage and drop passengers off?" "Ok Ok run it back light to garage so the engineers can have a look at it!" "What do you mean it's not going anywhere!? Ok I'm making this a formal instruction, run the bus back to garage!" - trufax ;) *may contain sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I'm fairly sure the mourners/protestors and looters are two different groups of people.
I haven't seen any evidence otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Wow.. A load of suggestions from yesterday, so here are a few who are "Looking Left for Sunday"
Kitty Fantastico started us off with David Duchovny, Edward Hardwicke and Charlize Theron (seconded by real).
This was followed by Redhouse who suggested load, commenting that I may need some lessons in (mostly American) culture (ha ha ha).
Anyway, here is Carl 'Alfalfa' Switzer from The Little Rascals and Abbie Cornish (see, Meet Sweet Pea to start with...
Finally, for "Look Left Sunday", Drunken Miss Ho asked for Billie Burke.

*more to follow (possibly)...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# 'ning Wob--oh, we missed Owlfalfa for the Owls comp
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Ning LS18...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Oh, very nice!
The hair on Charlize Theron is lovely. Faye Wong and Kool Moe Dee tomorrow, cheers.:)
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Hang on... I have not finished RedHouse's list from today!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Here are the next two...
Garrison Keillor Writer/host of A Prairie Home Companion and Sidney Crosby, a hockey hero from RedHouse's hometown...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
# ha ha!
you're brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# There you go...
Keillor SourceI am loving the red trainers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 15:55, archived)
# His trademark
even with a suit he wears red sneakers.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# I always seem to agree with your choices, Kitty
I'll add Dustin Hoffman (preferably young, and not in drag) and Beatrice Elizabeth Mary Mountbatten-Windsor (silly hat or bikini optional)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Glinda, The "Good" Witch, and her sadistic personality disorder..
www.cracked.com/article_19336_6-beloved-characters-that-had-undiagnosed-mental-illnesses_p2.html

(scroll down to No. 2)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I love this site way with words....
"Sadistic personality disorder doesn't just mean somebody is an evil dick"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:52, archived)
# i read that a few days ago
the Holmes one is very interesting (as i have a aspergers child) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Charlize seems to have something on her lips
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Yeah, sorry about that...

"Oy Charlize! I told you to wipe that off!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:53, archived)
# it feels like someone's been there before me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# I think tomorrow you should do Vanessa Feltz,
Dawn French and Christopher Biggins, all naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I'm going to need a bigger post!

* Wonders off to read the FAQ on maximum image size...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Nah, it just amuses me the idea of someone
having to look at those images for that amount of time in that much detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Hang on...
Vanessa Feltz: Born 21 February
Dawn French: Born October 11
Christopher Biggins: Born December 16

So nit really their birthdays, I will see if I get time...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# well dawn french is great!
so why the hell not ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:50, archived)
# arf!
this is the first of the comps that actually looks like an ad :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)
# that should be a real safety poster
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# a little history on nutrition
notice how Happy Meals were conveniently displayed curbside

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:04, archived)
# this gives me an idea
if i ever get 'round to doin it, it'll be both shit and unfunny.
edit - that's not to suggest yours is either shit or unfunny, or both
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:15, archived)
# either I could live with--both would be devastating ;p
edit: meant to do this earlier
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:17, archived)
# actually, most of my stuff is unfunny--even tho I make a half-hearted effort at times
but I try to make up for it with at least a "little" plausibility in the shopping, funny or not
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:21, archived)
# ah, the holy trinity* funny AND well shopped
I aim for both but often fail to hit the mark.
my shopping is so bad I sometimes self harm**

*minus one
**not actually true
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:28, archived)
# And yet still not as grim as a real McDonalds.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:18, archived)
# uhhh
I'd ask where you live, but I'll guess . . . Bangladesh?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:24, archived)
# the only place i've ever got a good McBurgerKing type burger
has been on a merkin air force base and New Zealand, of all places.
the NZ one looked exactly the burger in the menu and it was hot
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:36, archived)
# since they are mostly (if not all) franchises
with different owners, I'd expect a lot of variability--even though McDonalds makes some effort to coerce some quality control

I saw an inspector bending French fries once during an inspection. I had to laugh a little.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:39, archived)
# heh heh french fries inspector
credit where it's due though....they know how to shift burgers..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:48, archived)
# oh he inspected the whole meal that he acquired--
but I suspect the staff knew he was coming--"Hey, Charlie--give him the good ones."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:52, archived)
# an early drive-thru ?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:26, archived)
# :D this is one of the first pics i ever saw on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:29, archived)
# haaha nicely!
If you haven't seen it, and like old black and whites, you might enjoy this: blackandwtf.tumblr.com (lots of pages to view)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:31, archived)
# ahaaa cheers.....quite amazing early photos...fascinating glimpse back in time.....
10000 years from now they'll look back on our pics...that'll be stunning!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# yes, if our ability to archive remains intact
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:49, archived)
# gansta

edited - as one of the hands was just plain weird
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 7:55, archived)
# :D
you missed a Britney Spears shot on the second from left--oh well, you'd have to hang a light in there to see it anyway ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:06, archived)
# hmmm?
you mean like a basic instinct beaver shot?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:17, archived)
# more or less what I had in mind :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Holla!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:13, archived)
# grandfather loved school
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:12, archived)
# she seems to be enjoying it
which page are you up to?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:23, archived)
# I stopped at 38 I think--needed a break
no PhDs in this pic vvv
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:35, archived)
# really, how did I miss the nun one then? i got to 41
font matching, etc
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 7:02, archived)
# I've saved several to work on later
lots of fodder on that site
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 7:04, archived)
# i've saved loads of them
the problem is that most of them can't get any funnier,
at leaast not with my skills, or imagination
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 7:56, archived)
# never know until you try
show some to a few other people and maybe they can give you ideas
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:15, archived)
# i wouldn't know who to show them too
i tend to get ideas randomly, or i get inspired by what goes up, which i guess is why the gay shift is often a bit of a fuck fest.
Today's gay shift has been pretty good. Shame no one will ever see it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:22, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVZD3iPWYuM&feature=feedf
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 7:37, archived)
# strange, listenable, funny and
full of frames for gif fodder
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Our Lady of the Sainted Muff.
Miserable weather and I'm bored of writing, so I've made a loaf of bread and a pan of rice pudding that the girls are currently turning their collective noses up at.
I've also run out of hummus again and can't think of anything good to make for /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:26, archived)
# join the status quo
can you play guitar? not that it matters
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:30, archived)
# That's a fine set of anal beads
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:27, archived)
# hefty
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:41, archived)
# Ger'ouv'it, ya filthy brat!
You don't know where that nun's been.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:35, archived)
# That looks like a delicious fat birdie!
But not as delicious as MUTHAFUCKIN' LUNCHABLEZ, NIGGA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnGMV8yOEQ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:37, archived)
# Hahahah
cheers, I just sent that to Kk :) For a while back in the day it was the only lunch she'd take to school. It was a fad; like tamagotchi, only less nutritious.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:46, archived)
# HA! My son (15 YO) was on a persistent quest for Lunchables when he was in early grade school.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:55, archived)
# Yeah, I think it swept the country.
I didn't really mind too much, we just made sure she ate properly in the evening.
To be honest I was never really sure if they were actually food. Almost every part of them looked like some form of plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:59, archived)
# ha ha! fuckin excellent
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:59, archived)
# I've watched this twice now
and still don't see any crackers...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:06, archived)
# BIRD!
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:48, archived)
# Haven't seen one of them for a couple of years now.
We get yellow ones instead: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/easternyellowrobin.html

(they're not related, but that's convergent evolution for you).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:59, archived)
# Awww sweet little fellah :)
We get lots of American robins around here. I miss the cheeky little ones in the UK though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:01, archived)
# It forever pains me
that I did both of my only trips to the US before I was into birdwatching (same with Japan)...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:07, archived)
# Recently got back from Florida
we saw some lovely birds there but I don't know what most of them were. I try to find them afterwards but it's not always easy.
I'm kind of an ambient bird-watcher. I do look out for them, but I don't go looking for them, if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:14, archived)
# That's what I've been reduced to lately.
Haven't had time for birding - been up to my neck in funding proposals.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:19, archived)
# gay shift thread rush!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:07, archived)
# buttprostitutes feel good BUT
more buttprostitutes, less bible
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:14, archived)
# too true
but unfortunately too lazy to edit pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:23, archived)
# nice wheels!
it looks like an all terrain austin princess
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:35, archived)
# Moon Patrol!
best video game music evah!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:44, archived)
# i have to disagree
C64 The Way of the Exploding Fist
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:09, archived)
# New to me
but very good!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:01, archived)
# what no cdc?
looks quite clever though!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:23, archived)
# HINDSIGHT, U KNOW...
I saw the opportunity for her face landing on a big magenta fattie after i posted the pic :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:24, archived)
# Yes
that pool noodle being offered is really not going to provide any cushioning for the landing
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, It Is That Hot


Because you're not supposed to actually drink it in your car. Don't be silly. www.canf.bc.ca/briefs/mcdonalds.html
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:12, archived)
# I think this case is as hotly debated as when JFK was assassinated by Richard Nixon's people and when the Jews did WTC
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:25, archived)
# world touring cars?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:09, archived)
# World Trade Center, dude!
it was the Jews and Suadis and FOX News
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:24, archived)
# world trade centre?
never heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:32, archived)
# you are 9 years old :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:41, archived)
# well, they do say you're as old as the boy you feel
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:05, archived)
# Very good new documentary on this very subject
Called "Hot Coffee".
hotcoffeethemovie.com/
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:31, archived)
# Damn!
That's the exact documentary that I've been dreaming of making. Fortunately, someone actually did it, or you'd be waiting a long time for mine.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:39, archived)
# not quite as a bad as standing on lego
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)
# unrelated - and certainly not worth its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:58, archived)
# do you use clone tool/smudge to do this sort f thing?
i tried using the healing brush to do something similar, but the heeling brush can be pretty shit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:11, archived)
# warp (liquefy) then mostly smudge for evening things up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:18, archived)
# also, sometimes doing it in two phases helps
then you have 2 concentric 'flesh rings' (LOL) to work with
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:25, archived)
# concentric flesh rings? but, she's wearing a skirt!
i find the smudge tool messes up the texture
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:34, archived)
# Anyone who sues because their coffee was too hot
should be awarded a boot to the head!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:41, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:48, archived)
# A Canadian classic
are you familiar with The Frantics?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SKg6yOrpFo
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:58, archived)
# Not by name, but I have seen a few of their skits on YouTube
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:19, archived)
# I do wish I'd gone to this reunion show two years ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZqPQPhsuX4
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:34, archived)
# The sequel!
Damn rookie killer
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 7:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Almost a cider/monitor moment!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Rawhide!
(-Dodge- , accidentally liked your post on his phone, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# i'm drunk
so this is fun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:56, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:43, archived)
# hahaha
I mean Ha! Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:57, archived)
# damned near passable
Garry Shandling in drag?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:03, archived)
# garry shandling and someones' love child
i have few pics going through my head right now.
i can't quite decide who
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:14, archived)
# Garry Shandling's sister!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:29, archived)
# ha! yeah, probably right
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:36, archived)
# ah, no this is who i was thinking of
Jay Karnes
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:38, archived)
# LET'S PARTY CUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:15, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 6:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a repost...
(thanatos, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# -ling
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:28, archived)
# you are what you eat


Click for bigger (80 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:34, archived)
# Fuck, I'm a vegetable.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:39, archived)
# I am mostly bratwurst :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:42, archived)
# I was searching for bratwurst today at the supermarket.
I counted 23 different types of sausage and no bratwurst. They even had crazy ones, like teriyaki chicken and these morroccan lamb ones that are mostly sultanas.

It was a fucking travesty and I couldn't find anyone to complain to.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:01, archived)
# BumFone
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:07, archived)
# i'll handle it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:30, archived)
# Perhaps they don't keep the bratwurst with the other sausages
for technical reasons
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)
# Mofaha's right
They keep them in the aisle marked 'Mystery and Mischief'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:48, archived)
# I checked at it wasn't next to the nutmeat and fray bentos
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Olde peae toe thate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:01, archived)
# may as well pea this again
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:16, archived)

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