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no idea why

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

haha

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

I like this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

I should imagine that was his first choice of uniform for his glorious Luftwaffe

until more sober heads piped up :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

Real men wear heels.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

I have been on B3ta too long

My first thought when I saw my local football team shirt? NAZIS!
www.football-shirts.co.uk/fans/watford-burrda-away-shirt-201112_12851
Might just be me though.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

Good heavens

The first football match I ever went to was QPR vs Watford, when John Barnes played for you guys

The game was a bit shit. The visiting Watford fans even chanted "You must be Arsenal in disguise."

I think this was in the late seventies or early eighties, I was nine or ten or something

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

I never realised he had such pretty ankles

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

Haha!

Do you think he has plans to become Fuhrer?

*Edited to correct missing verb*

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)

Well he's already a furrer, so we'll see how it goes from there :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

nah, the 'fuhrer of furs' is the competition

*envisages 'mr plow' vs 'plow king' type thing*

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

We want them here, and we want them now!

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

I'm sorry

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)

Haha

Bleurgh!

P.S. where did the Nippon thread go?

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

It was so weird it imploded

and then reformed/imploded again

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

Did I miss a drama?

Fucksocks.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)

In three words

Paedo Manga Shock

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

I don't even need to read further

to guess who/what/why

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

We may have witnessed a remote flounce/ban/clusterfuck yiff-fest.

And yes, that's a sentence I never thought I'd write.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

Well I didn't witness anything.

Do it again please, or I'll go and watch the X-factor and sulk.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

The basic gist of it is;

Mike Ellis found Mog's LiveJournal, with pretty dodgy drawings (rape, paedo-ness, etc.) and now you're just witnessing the aftermath.

I'd say it was rather exciting, but it was expected, so meh.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

Just refreshed and saw new post:

Let the theatre begin! *Gets a drink and settles*

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

And to think I was going to go and play Call of Duty for a bit. *sits down*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

Disappointing so far.

*Throws bread roll at B3ta hoping it annoys someone*

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

*noms*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

Damn

I forgot most B3tans would rather eat than... well anything.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

Agreed. On second thought, I should probably get some uni work done.

Also, someone just threw a bread roll through the window. That was nice of them! I wonder who that was...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

Well there's the flounce already sorted

I'll take up the clusterfuck bit. It's a big job, but I think I can do it.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

You've done well tonight, boss.

Nobody wants to see shit like that on here.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

And now it's in your autocomplete

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)

hahaha, yes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

thread go boom

was it because Mike posted her album of paedo drawings?

and can anyone recommend the strongest mind bleach available?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

Oh dear

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

Hand of Mod?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)

I'm guessing that answers the question

they were her drawings

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)

These?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

Illegal under UK law dude

I would be very careful indeed

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

I've never erased my browsing history so fast

Not sure uk has such laws, but Australia for sure has banged people up for less

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

The UK does

you cannot depict children sexually even in 'art.' Wise move

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

hopefully a mod will just ban moggy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

Heres another from Moggy's page.

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

I love me a bit of Sidebottom Strapon action

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

now i'm hard

cheers

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

really?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

Well, to be fair they were not posting their paedorape pics here

That was me. Oh wait OH SHIT

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

Well as long as you're not distributing it as fap material or similar, you'll be alright.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

So, as long as it's for "research" it's ok?

I think you'll find that's been tried before :)
It doesn't work quite like that. Illegal pics are illegal. Doesn't matter who posts or downloads them, or why they claim to have done so.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

Mm, guess it makes sense... I think.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

Eh?

Posession of offensive images isn't a strict liability offense.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

Depends where you live

but in the UK, so far as I understand, technically they are. They weren't a year or two back but the law changed.

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boris the spider, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

WOAH!

Theres a jail sentence right there!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)

Edit: waitaminute........is that the same cartoon version of me she drew.......being violated by tentacles in a decidedly non-ironic way??!!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

hahahahahaha

That look - like "I know, dude."

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

you're better off staying in the bunker mate

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

Ahh, hello there JJ :) you missed the drama.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

I'm getting updates from the safe, secure, whitelist-protected fortress of Facebook.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

One of these days when all of this has died down

I'm going to hunt you down, buy you a beer and ask you what the hell all of this was about.

This may involve some stalkerish behaviour on my part until I find where you're hiding, but don't worry, I only want to buy you a beer and ask what the hell all this was about.

Edit: And draw you in my own pictures. Perhaps being tentacle-raped.

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boris the spider, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

I can tell you right now, no beer required:

I have no f**king idea.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

Ah, but there's at least some backstory

plus it's an excuse for a beer.

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boris the spider, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

Behiiiind you

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

oh for fucks sake

STOP FUCKING DELETING THREADS!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

This.

b3ta.com/board/10555808

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)

yeah I saw it earlier

are you getting in to the furry rape stuff now too?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)

Fuck no!

I hate that kind of thing.

I'm not into the whole "raping little animal kiddies with tentacles" shit. I think it's... well, it speaks for itself.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

it really is pathetic

not even shocking, just stupid.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

^This.

For further reassurance I'm not going down the same road, I'd rather much do work like this, than... whatever all that was.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandville_%28comics%29

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

You're one sick puppy.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

Yeah, a tame steampunk anthro caper. I'm a wrong'un alright. *takes drag of cig*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)

Phwoor.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

Can't even get it on planet Earth!

You have to know people in the business. *taps nose*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

Very weird, and very dodgy

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)

That was fucking mental

Were those JJ's stalker's pictures? Whoever that is has one fucked up brain

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

The very same

They just cleared out their gallery. Funny, that.

edit: oh, my mistake, still there.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

That was some fucked up shit

so the guy is a paedo. Glad we've established that. Oh, and good hunting mate :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

^This.

We should set up an investigation bureau.
CDCSI.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

Well I was just checking out their public gallery and I stumbled upon some really fucked up shit

Including saved forum conversations with JJ

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

It's times like this I'm glad I haven't spent my b3ta career drawing suggestive pictures of furries

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

This...

encyclopediadramatica.ch/Ray_Jones

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

Ahahahahaha

One of the truest comments ever.

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boris the spider, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

yeah, i saw a screenshot too

from the one i saw JJ seemed a bit freaked out, which is understandable.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

i wonder if this is the same moggy?

www.blogger.com/profile/08012847947332379187

the banjo kazooie leaves me to believe so, if it is, i find it amazing that there is no broken english in the blog.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

The varying art style suggests it's a group. I reckon there's a "mod" that writes most of the stuff.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)

i stand corrected

still, doesn't change the fact that moggy is either a great troll or just a complete fucking weirdo....or both.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)

My money's on complete fucking weirdo.

I've seen this happen before. Someone I know used to draw pretty fucked up shit and got booted off DA for it, so all this happening right now is nothing new to me.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

I do still kind of lean towards the "great troll" part of it

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boris the spider, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)

I'm sorry I soiled your lovely pea post. :(

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

A pea, in a new post..

Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

...on the highway to hull...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

Back to school sale.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

oof.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

*books student ticket to Hull*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)

Oh good lord

one way ticket, my friend.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

He who controls the spice...

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

ppfffft

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

Haha

the merchandise is better than the movie.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

Haven't seen the movie for about 25 years

Don't remember much except sand worms and glowing blue eyes.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)

Allow me to jog your memory

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)

GAH

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

message reads: need new undies

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)

Hahahaha

sending out an SOS. "Send mind bleach, stat."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

Also:

forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=46038&page=56

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

seems like the perfect forum to be posting sting pics

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)

Just imagine...

Tantric sex for 8 hours. Imagine.
Are you imagining it yet?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

I'm trying for eight minutes right now...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)

jesus

rob has let himself go

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)

Hahaha

Could cumin be The One?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

hav´a cuppa...

thanks to mohafa

(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)

ace!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

1MB, fuck me

It rhymes, see?
So does that

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

this is good dude

but i'm really struggling to understand how the fuck it's 1mb, it's only what, 6 frames?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)

It's dithered to fuck

That'd do it

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)

^ this

OP, here's a 55kb version.

You're welcome to replace yours with this one.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)

55kb and exactly the same

hahahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)

hahaha

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

aye, looks like 100% and 256 colours

still very fookin laaaaarge for what it is, i would have thought maybe 600kb at the most.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

u right...

should have been about 500kb.. but it went up to 0.98mb for no reason
now it wont be seen in Kazakhstan!

(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)

it should have been under 400kb, otherwise it's too big for the board.
You can swap it out for the one I just optimized if you want.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

For no reason? You sure?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

i was just amazed at how big it was for what it is. i personally don't care, but you'll have a lot of people shouting "cunt" at you if you continue posting pics/anims that size.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)

It bothers me.

I've just knocked up a 55kb version, it took like 20 seconds. To post a 1MB version just says "I really couldn't give a fuck" to me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)

i'm going to post a 1mb fall fashion joke

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)

YEAH BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)

now you're just being a fucking joke racist

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)

ok ok.. im telling u it was supposed to be 500kb max...

im using mohafa´s under 60kb´s version now..
now "calm" down with a nice cuppa

(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)

Hahah

fair enough :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)

I get what you're saying

You thought your pic would be under 500kb and yet it came out at over a meg, so you thought "fuck it, I'll post it anyway".

Gotcha. *pistolfingers*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)

what program do you use?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)

Very poor

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)

mmm nope

No idea

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)

oh well, i got it

woo!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)

Damn you paparazzo!

Didn't get it, just a flashback.

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

Hahahahaha

Clarence the cross eyed hearth rug.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

hahaha

is there one of george and joy too?

*boards bus to hull*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

Awww I want one

THE RUG.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)

Any time a lion rug is shopped, Jahled sheds a tear.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)

Born free

died for a hundred quid.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)

YaY Cat Survival Trust

(herman:D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

Best ever!

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simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

Character Introduction(RabbitMaria(two gender division)Dorian JollyJack(modification by me)

*about Maria*
She has wand. If her wand was break, She become to male.:(
and to be weakening.
In addition, If her mental instability,
Appear simultaneously in both gender.
for example, like that.

*about Dorian*
He is Dog humanize machine.:)
(Not fox furry)
and He is male. his age is unknown.
Love pudding. Are interested in mermaids.

I'll continue explain other my original characters.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

dorian is a half human half dog thing

and maria is a hermaphrodite, if they phuk, the work is totally phuked.

you do know this don't you?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)

Does anyone else have the raging horn for Victoria Coren?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

googled her

not so much as a stir, wouldn't say no though.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)

She's alright. Not amazing though.

Saying that, my taste in women is something else.

www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=545&q=alice+glass&gbv=2&oq=alice+glass&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=587l1922l0l2278l11l10l0l0l0l0l288l1052l1.5.1l7l0

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

mine is a little more obscure

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

Ahh... sweet bliss... :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)

FUCK EVERY PIECE OF YOU

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

do my bum last

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)

I used to

but then she started banging on about how she believes in God and that's a bit of a horn-killer for me

Still punishfuck her, though, probably

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

Ahh, religion; the ultimate cock-blocker. :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

Really?

I'm disappointed.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

n_n yes.

Thanks :)
By the power of all wand.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)

Seems like a perfect time to drop this.

I am so, SO sorry Mr. Toast.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)

artbase

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

Neil Fuckanan.

Also, ATTA ATTA ATTA ATTA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz7CtcDfce4

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

HAHAHAHA, classic

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

For a dub, I think it's alright. I've DEFINITELY heard worse *cough*Bible Black*cough*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

i thought you were jokingly insulting me when i read the first half of that sentance

being from dublin and all

maybe i should dub it and call it, 'the dub dub'.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)

Rubba dub dub (dubstep remix).

And I didn't know you were from Dublin :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

i thought i had it on my profile, i must have removed it

you see, i imagine everyone checks my profile, being that i'm special and all.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

*checks* Can't see anything about Dublin on there.

I still don't know where half of b3ta come from; it seems to be mostly down south.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)

POSH WANKERS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)

Disney channel? O_O

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

ITV

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

ITV....

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

That's glorious

Truly wonderful

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

haha

needs more little willy

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)

Curses! I knew I was forgetting something!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)

n_n love it

Nice!! Bourbon Fox kun!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

Thanks Moggy-chan! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)

XD You're welcome!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

Hi Mongy

5 stars

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

Do all your other original characters all look like generic (albeit well drawn) manga characters?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

Yes :)

I explain to my original characters. :)
I will also describe copyrighted material.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)

i like lesbian nuns

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

with big hairy cocks

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)

with warts on them

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

n_n

Sure, she likes woman. :)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)

past drawing(Chloe, RabbitMaria)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

needs more rosie o'donnel

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)

What's wrong with her tits?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

I like the way you ignore the fact that she is a cat/fox and head straight for the tits! :)

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)

something horribly wrong with her hand too

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

Seems reasonable to me...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

Love pudding? Sounds kinky!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)

Bindun, shurely?

Can't believe I didn't think of this first.

(SonofRojBlake, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

this is good

but i liked it more with the big white space

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

We're gonna need a bigger box

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

Anyone else see a resemblance?

This popped up on my facebook yesterday, and I can't help thinking the OP has misinterpreted it slightly.

www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=121551247951642&id=1275834909

(anathema Meh., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)

"This content is currently unavailable
The page you requested cannot be displayed at the moment. It may be temporarily unavailable, the link you clicked on may have expired, or you may not have permission to view this page."

(SonofRojBlake, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

Hmm that's too bad.

Works for me.

(anathema Meh., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

go to /links please.

thank you.

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)

i was going to post this in the above thread, but your shithole seems like a better fuckhole to land this cunt

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)

This thread just gained at least 89.76% more credibility.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

whenever i see a problem i think i can fix, i try and fix it

it's a trait i'm very pround of, and i wouldn't swap it for any other trait, ever.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)

Why, that's just chockablock full of wonderful snit and

jiggacunt.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

u mustav dwnloded me codez man

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

This might be better placed on /links.

Well obviously it wouldn't be any better, but at least it wouldn't be on /board.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

HI MOFAHA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

Fashionable! But when was it?

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)

not sure

but i think it was after the fall fashion joke became popular.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

THAT IS SOME FALL FASHIONS JOKES IN VIDEO FORMAT

THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK THEY ARE GROWING IN POPULARITY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

it seems some guys who use the video site youtube have caught onto your fall fashion joke and are now making fall fashion videos

i can see this joke becoming much more popular over the coming weeks

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)

ker blammo!

right scrolly for film spolier -----+

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

hahaha!

that's excellent...

I must admit, I didn't see the twist coming when I watched the film - I'm still beating myself up over it even now.

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

touche!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

;-)

that's one in the eye for you

(FoxyBox has mange, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)

and this quick n'dirty one didn't deserve it's own thread

film merchandising?

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

heheh...

We could start calling tenners 'Mirrens'.

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

She's on all of them!

So shouldn't it be Frys, Darwins, and Smiths?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)

Oh, is she going to replace the queen on all of them? In that case you're right.

I wasn't given the press release.

*fires staff*

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

You vs you!

Preorder and get a free blow-up-society start kit

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

haha this is wonderfully silly just like the film!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)

Von Trier doesn't believe in self deprivation and wants you to have this...

RRP £6.66 each

(FoxyBox has mange, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

Demonic fox? *Wikis Antichrist*

Woah... that sounds so fucking metal :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)

"METAL" you say?

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

Christ on a bike

I've not seen it but the missus was watching it in the other room while I was working

All I heard for an hour was alternate screaming, then crying, then screaming again

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)

To be honest, I haven't seen a Von Trier film since 'Breaking the Waves'

but I like your image.

The first one reminds me of the (probably made up) schoolboy howler: "Sir Francis Drake was the first man to circumcise the world using 100-foot clippers"

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)

Very hard to watch film...

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)

Indeed.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)

Took a 21year old to see it at the Art House without reading the reviews...

I think to this day, the mental scars are still visible.

(FoxyBox has mange, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

That was such a fucking pretentiously shit film

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

There was a really strange interview with LvT on Radio 3 the other night.

To summarise: he's nuts. But it's worth a listen...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)

I think I need to see someone about my watership down fixation

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)

hahaha *clicks*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)

Where to sit down?

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)

and as it's vaguely related and not worth its own thread

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)

haha - they also do a treatment for a 'runny tummy'

- it prevents Watered-Down Shit...

:)

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)

Also helps prevent puffy eyes

hemorrhoidcreamproducts.org/hemorrhoid-cream-products/tips-for-getting-rid-of-puffy-eyes

Which is somewhat ironic considering the subject matter of the film

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)

But is eye-ointment good for haemorrhoids?

The public deserves to know.

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)

It's great for putting a sparkle back in your ringpiece

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)

it's a conspiracy

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)

Well you know how to find out

You can take your eye-ointment and...

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)

haha!

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)

Hahaha

I hate to be the one to point out the spelling error though...

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

One way ticket please ......

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)

I used to love that game....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)

Needs more Boeing 767 but your ticket is assured

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)

With ~~Power~~ Tower Launcher

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)

i never saw this when i was young

but i think i want one now

edit - ah shit, wrong reply. meant that one, down there v

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)

I think it must have been advertised on TV or something

because I really, really wanted one.

Looking at the box, now, though, it seems to contain a Krooklok and a plastic plane on a wire. Perhaps I avoided disappointment.

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)

me too

I never got one tried to make one with an aiirrfix kit and some string.

Didn't work

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)

haha - the great British spirit

of make-do and improvise! :)

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)

i had those polystyrene planes that cost about 10p

it had little plastic clip on nose with propellers. they were great for about 5 minutes until the polystyrene broke an the wings fell off

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)

With the elastic-band-powered propellers?

Oh yes, happy days. Or happy ten minutes, anyway...

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)

i had super flight deck

it was cool.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)

*asks to go play round at funkenstein's house*

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)

They where mint

and perfect for kids to lazy to make a full airfix model. Plus they actually flew, which airfix kits don't (Disappointed 10 year old with bits of broken plastic F4 Phantom jet)

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)

and, in my case, fail miserably :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)

haha - oh dear...

Man, I wanted that toy as a kid.

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)

My brother had one.

Setting it up: 3 hours.
Fun had: 3 minutes.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)

aha! My suspicions ^ above

have been confirmed. Sounds a bit like Mousetrap.

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)

Did anyone actually

'play' Mousetrap? Or like me just set it all up, set it off, glee for 10 seconds then wander off?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

From the limited research I've done (asking one or two friends)

that's exactly what everyone did. It's quite possible that no-one in the world has ever actually 'played' a 'game'.

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)

sounds like dating....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)

Sounds like marriage,

but add a few zeros to the first bit.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

YOU FUCKING CUNTS, STOP IT!!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

FLOUNCE ALERT!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

RIGHT, IM REALLY LEAVING THIS TIME

YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

pfft!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

Pure gold.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

no point replying now

he /she has left - just like he / she left last time.....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

he/she will be lurking watching replies to see

when and where to jump back in to have another flounce or to find troll-bait-friends to groom as his/her own.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)

blimey!!

sounds like a form of fundamentalism....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)

yay :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

O_o

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Richard Shitheels, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

do i need an ifhone+speshul app for this or summit?

i dunt ave an ifone, will you buy me an ifone so i can see dez codez?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

I HAV DE UPLAOD CODEZ

zxing.org/w/decode?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.b3tards.com%2Fu%2F91cbdca9d1a966f4d086%2Fchart.jpg&full=true

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

"snit"

i ave lurnd a new wurd jew 2 dis fEasco, thx guis

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)

TEH DODEZ

snapmyinfo.com/blog/read-and-decode-qr-codes-without-a-smartphone/

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

snit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

Haha;D

GooD one

(herman:D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)

*coughs*

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)

hahahahhah

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)

Spang

Careful you might Kindle some punnage flames there ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)

I aim to please

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)

well, i'm stoked

but if i'm being honest, i have no idea how you arrived at your pun, maiden

/am i too drunk blog?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)

Wow having to explain the puns :(

Amazon Kindle

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)

haha and ouch!

I love the word 'tome'.

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)

Haha nice!

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)

Groan

Click

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)

Very good!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

Thanks

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)

That looks like a really yummy cheese

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)

~~a really yummy~~ Knob

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)

Really?

You tell me, your the expert

I'd still eat it though.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)

*you're*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)

It's a short-lived running joke from the post below

It might not be funny, but do keep up, old chap.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)

that's why i jumped on it.

in fairness to me, i've been drinking for the last eleven hours and it wasn't that 'orrible stella shit

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)

Blimey, hat removed.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)

c'mon, put your hat back on

we don't want your baldy heeed gettin' cold

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)

*bowk*

but curious

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)

I can assure you I googled 'soap'

The internet must have LIED to me again

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)

It looks like tea tree soap

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)

I blame Al Gore

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)

Nicely done

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An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)

heheh...

presumably it's also available in motel mini-soap size?

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enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)

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