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# The Fuck I Live In...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# I don't believe you are using any algorithms AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:08, archived)
# :D
the secret of my success!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# ha ha!
maybe he's using eggorhythm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# iamtheeggman
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Vimod has aged well
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Tonight, I have mostly been playing with my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Well haven't we all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Well I haven't... I don't like playing with other people's cocks
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Do you play with other people's chickens?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Don't stop now
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# I'v been saving playing with mine untill a little later....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:08, archived)
# :D
is that your cock invisable man ;)
(herman:D, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# The one on the right is, the far left, is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Haha yes.. teach me to walk through a paint shop naked!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Then that would make you a Paint Shop Pro...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# HOOT!


Apparently this is entirely wrong and would give you a klaxon on QI... and for this I apologise
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)
# What I saw:
Top - Barn Owl (i.e. pitiless void)

Mid - Full of caramel

Bottom - Oh shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:16, archived)
# The bottom one is going for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# night ops
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:22, archived)
# STOP HITLER!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Hope there's no boiling piss in that bucket....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# lol what?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# TO THE BUNKER!
Hahaha. Hitler's magic super fast shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:08, archived)
# it's his invisable hoverboard
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 2:06, archived)
# A normal Monday evening then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# HahaH:D
(herman:D, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# This is beyond fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Haha!
Love the Hitler shuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:25, archived)
# apparently
he hated jazz
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 6:27, archived)
# damn, dude, your ate up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# LOL
(EricTViking, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# haha clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# All aboard the boiling pisswagon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
# epic piss
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# The day Newyork smelt like London!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Funnily enough, I was in New Look today, and one end of it smelled faintly of wee
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)
# As I said to a freind once when he suggested we meet in the lounge side of a particulre public house
"Is that the side that smells of wee or the side that smells of sick....."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha
* Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Can't get much boilier and pissier than that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)
# The day the Hudson became the Yellow River
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# browsing IMDB - Jack the Giant Killer trailer - 22 seconds in
heard that warning before I think

(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:25, archived)
# i have drawn a bear who likes to box.


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
# The bear of fear, the terrifying teddy..........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# The bear from Norway got stuck in the doorway
But my bear likes to hide, and boxes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:57, archived)
# where does he shit?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:57, archived)
# In a box
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Lord of the Ring
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Vnice:) i like boxingcats:)

(herman:D, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Frank Bruino
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
# :

Edit: Thanks for the FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# SHEEP EGG

x2
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# The sheep in the bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Nyomms!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Ah yes, all the major food groups represented there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Brawn has the brain removed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Like a "lo-fat" type of thing?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:36, archived)
# Feed it on barley first, instant haggis!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
#
barley sawdust
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Then remove all the meat off it to us for other products!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Co-op "Premium" sausages.
90% sawdust, 5% yellow wobbly gristle, 2% fluff, 2% flavourings, 1% heavy water.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:43, archived)
# everything seems to be in order here!
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:25, archived)
# well...
what about the fact that a haggis is in fact a wee hillock spinning creature? ye ken, wi' the short and the lang legs so it can speed anticlockwise around the top of a ben (mountain) and not be unsettled by the incline/gradient? True story. If they didn't do it then the whole of the isle of Great Britain would itself incessantly spin in a clockwise direction, which might make us feel queasy. Long live the haggis! That darlin' wee yin that makes Britain great!
(dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# hahahah have a "I like"
this is all sorts of awesome
I love haggis
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# got a haggis in the freezer
and kilt in the wardrobe

*click*
(chocolatelemming, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# hogis :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Those gloves would come in real handy if she dropped her little statue in a two feet deep shite pond

Just thinking out loud, like
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# I can't find the news link now for de RIS... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Well, what's the last place you still had it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:47, archived)
# It was on my screen.
edit: Now it's gone. It's a conspiracy to make me look fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
# He looks like my Uncle Oscar...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# He looks like everybody's uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# I remember the year the bullseye production team took over the oscars....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# I wish I had this trophy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Everyone does, you can't beet a bit of...... as they say
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Hubble bubble boiling piss and trouble ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)
# She's melting she's melting
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# So that is what a winky's winky looks like
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)
# hot piss
he he
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)
# You are a hoot and a half, herman:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Stay down bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Credit to Larue for the alien
www.b3ta.com/board/10648519

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Hahaha - fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Shovel that snow
Tony doesn't seem happy with his little friend.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# I'm not happy with myself ;-(
It took me over an hour of cramping mouse hand and looks messy, and I'v just figuered out how I could have done it in less than 15 minute and it would have looked perfect!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# You can redo it and upload with the same filename to b3tards and it will replace it.
Although it's pretty good as it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Judging by the reaction I got for it, I think I'll just do my washing up and pop to the shops instead.! ;-)
It was only meant to be a quick throw away to keep the board moving, and everone's here chatting like mad ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)
# It's just a pretty slow night tbh there doesn't seem to be a lot of people online
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)
# rapture
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Update from the other day BTW...
Pc is still dying, did it twice earlier today..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I'v worn out my F5 .!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I think it was actually busier on New Year's Eve!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Just seen your edit.. thanks but it messy ;-)
I spent all the time cutting out each alien frame and putiing it on top of Tony.
When waht I should have done was, white out behind the aliens head, and then put a mask of Tony over the top!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)
# ^ Win
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Blown away in five he is ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# look at the little bugger go :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# It takes a fast alien to keep up with Tonys taking habiits..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Can I put this here, because it's not worth its own thread.
I have called it 'Poof the Magenta Dragon and the lake of Boiling Piss'


Click for bigger (306 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# You can indeed, but it's ace and totally worth its own thread...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)
# But I didn't do the original drawing, it was Black & White...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Well I'm sure Black & White wouldn't mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)
# I AM ALL WHITE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# B3ta in source picture scandle!
It's ace, if the dragon doesn't get him, the bloke in the boat woth the pole will!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:47, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:04, archived)
#
hahahaha :O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# All your work there chap. yours was ace....:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Hahah:)
(herman:D, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Dig in !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)
# There is the gif original
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Haha cheers, that would have save me an hour ;-)
Might redo it when I get back from the shop...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
#
Sorry I would have given the gif frames of the alien but I was away from my pc to watch tv set
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Don't blame you!
Now edited with your source, Ta!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:47, archived)
#
I like the cocain idea, its funny
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Apparently, people that take it can talk all night about it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# The Invisable Man
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha...... Brillant stuff... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
#
This reminds me of the invisible people in Theme Hospital
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
Better like that
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# I should have faded the snow on the shovel like you did, but forgot
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
#
It looks ok like that
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
#
I have already more than 2 feet of that shit snow all around my home house
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Ow shit, I had enough of that last year.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Invasion of the badly modelled giant alien cat type thing!

Click For Better
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# CHINTITS!
:D hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# It's just looking for a suitable chin bra
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)
# is it made of marshmallow?
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# It might be I just ran away.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# OMG is this real?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# it might be I just ran away.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Crushfail
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# revenge of the peeps
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# I want to see something crushed...now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# i could step on your hand really really hard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Sorry...I can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)
# look what your cat did

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# A little bit of filler and it will be fine....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# That'll T-cut out...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Good!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:04, archived)
#
shut up, Elspeth
(The entire population of Kent scum not even from B3ta's past, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Pushed over and still smiling....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# there's something...in the trees! it's coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# it might be, she just ran away
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Robocat!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# holy cat toys, that's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Never mind avoiding the brown acid because it's bad.... come to mummy...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# YELP!

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Thanks you :D
So this secret experiment at work which the mayor will reveal tonight, is it really cool and exciting?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# I could tell you

But then I'd have to surprise sex you, then kill you. Then surprise sex you again.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:15, archived)
# That's a wonderfully eldritch cat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# :D
Woosome!
(herman:D, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I should have landing in Florida (Sigh)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# haha superb!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Put some damn clothes on then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
#
a bikini? :O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
# nice animation!
In Florida, he'd probably be shoveling retirees though.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
#
Its often cold in Florida during the january, temperature often at 0 celsius
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
#
Miami area is a bit more warm but Daytona Beach still very cold
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# all true
I was just thinking of it as a popular retirement spot. :P
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
#
Yeah, Florida is very nice spot during winter season, but too hot and warm during the summer time
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
#
Gotta go its lunch time here, Have a nice evening
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# laters
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# wel shit, you're done now. go inside and watch Alf
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Yayhay... acely done and duely stole and used ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Fanta stick!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:44, archived)
# nicely :D
(herman:D, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] the good old pork pie hat also handy for a quick snack


Click for bigger (34 kb)
(grotpig, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# pfft
perhaps a pint to go with Madame's hat?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# You're thinking of the Ten Gallon hat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)
# *belch*
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Pork or Beef?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# apologies for length, Spielberg can't edit for toffee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# haha
I don't want this mashed potato now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Haha!
That was quite a build-up (your earlier posts), but the joke was worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
# it wasn't planned
this is just where it went
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# well watch where you point that thing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Since the dawn of history
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:22, archived)
# it's written through the ages
and all signs point toward 2012 being the pisspocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# ...according to the Sprayan calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# oh, urine trouble now
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:32, archived)
# be warned
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:32, archived)
# i click this awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# i like the Yay! frame:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
# well 1 out of 13 aint bad :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# It's all good, Bro.
Bro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# STAR TREK: LENSFLARE
A JJ Abrams production
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Needs more lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I didn't want to be obnoxious about it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)
# I can appreciate your version's subtleties though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:42, archived)
# sweet ammonia!
I remember seeing that as a kid and wondering how I'd missed the first two movies.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Haha =))
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
# I sense a certain theme today
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# its "alien invasion"
mine just happen to be more urine-centric
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
# I knew it!
I'm perceptive like that =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Hahaha:D
www.b3ta.com/board/10648360
(herman:D, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
# HOORAY

I am going to read up on alien invasion day. It was a quiet day at the office when all hell broke loose. Going home now and have some dinner and all that. Shame I missed it all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Oh, what the hell, I am looking at these on the bus, while being hungry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# They're burnt if it's boiling....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)
# This is something
that got even betterer during the day =D
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA, a front page?
I thought in jokes never made it? \o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# now then, what did I come in here for? oh yes, TOPILOLS!

CAN YOU FIND THE FAT CUNT?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# He looks like Josef Fritzl's fat mutant cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# they are still trying to dig him out of that cellar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
# He's like a camel
He'll survive down there for years on his fat reserves
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# hahahahahaha, found him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# give me a clue, I'm still struggling
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
# He's right there, on the stamp!
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# a year's supply of axle grease
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Hahah
(herman:D, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
# WE NEED TUPPERWEAR, STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# That's one they didn't used to display on the wall at Dewhust...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# that was quite a sneeze
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Nothing a bandaid can't fix
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Oh gawd :)

RIS-ing?
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:04, archived)
# not rissing at all


nice hood though ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# oooooops :S
you win, it's much bedda :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# haha!
we'll call it a draw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# *draws*

yehay !
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)
# el guano
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:36, archived)
# haha!
ken russell lives
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Cor yes, ace....
I'd recomend gaviscon for the rapid relief of heartburn....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Looks like she's trying (and failing) to hold in her boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Links -->
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# ...as in 'Missing'...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Thesis > antithesis > SYNTHESIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=failed%20experiment
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)
# fit!
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Woo devil nun
www.b3ta.com/board/10648406 :)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm2ZS8pWQQI
(herman:D, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Having undergone epigenetic alterations, she's coming back to seek revenge.


Man, I hope you're selling these. Each one rivals the artwork on some of the greatest album covers I used to love.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)
# sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# YES! \o/ YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# oh, HELL yeah
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# My perfect woman, right there
Must ask, do you have a factory of vietnamibrazilibyan children making these? They're so complex but you're pumping them out so fast!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I've done so many drawings in my life, it's like second nature now.
An hour or two to draw it up, another hour in Photoshop. If I'm familiar with a character, it's even easier, because I know what details to put in already. If I do a serious ink, it could take me a few days to complete. Paintings too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# looks like Hitler defiled the wrong nun with his valve powered dildo fucking machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# This is so beautiful it makes me cry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Dark Tri-Attack!!!
That's an unlisted move.
*throws masterball*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# COR!
Feisty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:04, archived)
# slow today, everyone must be out watching the alien invasion and clouds of boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# sorry to threadjack but
I can't access talk. the last two days it just say's "b3ta is not responding". I can access every other part of the site though.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Ok for me
maybe they just don't like you.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Not for me it made my browser freeze up
I wonder if there's bad script on there?
(Fly Projector, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Thats normal
/talk makes me freeze up generally.

Srly, it's ok on latest Firefox/xp, here.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I can see the page, but its weird, no pictures are showing up, just lots of words that make no sense
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# It's same for me - what browser are you using?
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:07, archived)
# It hijacks my browser, I have to crash out by using "task manager" and ending process iexplorer
I block activeX and cookies so that may cause it (but it's only /talk that's affected)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Wide posts
Isn't it just the insanely wide posts from 19:00hrs last night?

/relurks...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)
# must be that
but other people are still managing to post
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# You may need a browser upgate? not that I know what the hell I'm talking about at all though...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# I'm on IE8, last updated 18/12/2011....still fails
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I always used to love IE and hated using other browsers......
But little by little it seemed like the whole internet was becoming unusable, and telling me that I was using an outdated browser.
Especialy as untill just before Christmas I was using windows 2000 so restricted to IE6.
When I updated to Firefox, even one as old as 3.6.25 it all works fine.
I'm not one of the "I hate micro soft brigade in the slightest" I wish IE did work for me, but changing to Firefox was the best browsing decision I made.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
# It failed for me two days ago
If they're still on /talk from last night then maybe someone could start 15 or so new posts to clear them off (was it Baldie or Morbid Wombat that did them?)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# It works fine with firefox 3.6.25 which is fully updated
But IE6, which has no updates because I'm on reinstalled computer,begins to load then just freezes and becomes unresposive, and my pointer becomes an egg timer, when I go to close the window it says program not responding and offers the close program now option, when you click yes it offers to send error report....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Why on earth would you want to?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)
# He's from the planet swetty pickle!
(Fly Projector, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:46, archived)
# I knew this was how we were gonna end in 2012! :|
(Fly Projector, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:47, archived)
# He's a busy little alien today isn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:49, archived)
# its not just one, its the first wave of invaders attacking the planet on all sides
with their huge scalding bladders
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Fucking hell!

* FWAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
# You can't beat watching cloads of boiling piss....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)
# .....
(kittenvice, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Ahh, the famous George Osbourne episode
where Sam has to save the economy AND his arse from a Cameron pounding
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# and he was me thinking it
was another charity fundraising event
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# ziggy says
there's a 75% chance that someone's getting rogered
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha... oh boy indeed.!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)

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