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# Poor Frank!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
# there's a chart there
The way he tells them:100%
The way he doesn't tell them: 0%



I've had way too much shit whisky tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Cheap beer FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# can whiskey be shit?
i know it can be fantastic, but can it be shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# yes. Teachers
I have lost a lot of my sense of taste and smell. No point in drinking the good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# well he had a good innings, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# That is sick(ipedia)!
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# *frantically checks sikipedia*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Oh don't bother!
All shite! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Hahaha, southpark hands FTW!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)
# pffft!
*hides shitty scissors*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I want to see them twissle round, I'v got the phrase in my head...
"Screw you guys, I'm going to heaven!".... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Screw you guys, I'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Bugger, I slipped in my piss there! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# haha !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Are you from Nottingham?
Edit, Haha BTW :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Ow, I thought the the Talk to Frank thing was a Nottinghan thing, I had had several I was going to do,
but never did because I thought no one would know what I was on about..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# I think it's national
We get the ads in Brum.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Just remembered, I was going to shop the bus.
But on researching it, Nottingham was the only place I could find with a bus, it was a psychedelic pink/magenta bus with black spots all over it, I just found the idea of a psychedelic pink spotted bus driving round telling people not to take drugs amusing.. ! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# No, it's national
feel free to take the piss in the regional accent of your choice
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Well it won't be a Nottinghamshire/Yorkshire one...
'e miss out t'many 'o t' words up 'ere... D'nt make much 'kin sense...
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:03, archived)
# hshaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:10, archived)
#

I'll get me coat
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# is that made of luncheon meat?
also, that's a coffin, not a casket /deathbox pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# All the casket pictures I could find were just not right!
I WILL try harder on the next celebrity death
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# write it out 100 times!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Hahaha.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Jimmy Carr thinks kim jong un looks like that smug fucker Mcintire
I don't see it

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
# is that pierce brosnan?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# is that zach braff?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Jimmy Carr looks like that Spanish face transplant recipient.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Jimmy Carr is on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# I would say that is more Mcintire again.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# That Spanish face transplant recipient
looks like she's just heard one of Jimmy Carr's jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# =]

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# WHERE SU?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Guess
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# on great leader's cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Edinburgh Zoo
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# eating battered bamboo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# and not having sex
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I'M HE- oh... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# staring into its cold dead eyes through a magnifying glass

dunno if im going to sleep tonight
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
# AAAAAARGH!!!!!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# That is brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# How can you allow such a thing in the house?
the house?
this reality?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
#
How can you allow such a thing in the house?
the house?
this reality?

can u milk it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Aaarrgh!
FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!! FEAR-MILK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Forgive him b3ta, he knows not what he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# That is a nice looking siamese duckling. Is it friendly?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# hold your hand out with a pile of breadcrumbs on it and see
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# That is most splendid, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# TeH FeAr!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Tinfoil hat - check
Boiled sweets - check
soiled underpants...


...check
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Ace.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)
#
red, a fine choice. you are well versed in the arts and no longer require the removal of corners. you are an artist my friend. what is that duck thing you are summoning??
(the_rizla_king, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Fuck around!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
Steven Did the eyes as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# This is strangely mesmerising, I could watch it all night
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# the face that launched a thousand gifs
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# ahahahaha
that's worryingly ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# hahaha
he looks so pleased with himself
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha he'll start giggling in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# I can just hear the
beep - b'beep - b'beep - b'beep - b'beep

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# ooooohhh...
nice
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# whoah ...rubbery!
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# fank you velly much!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
#
Beneath the shell of the building will be a fury of exotic and intimate décor with a sound and light experience which will self entangle and grasp the very organ which draws every breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
# crikey
that's a bit overblown for a basement nightclub
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# good googling
Its fucking poetry man
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Yay :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
# RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Why the fuck does Saint Peter have an iPad?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# it is a + not an apple
It is ash wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# looks like an apple to me. It's round and seems to have a chunk on the right missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Ok you got me
It's a ipad
Saint Peter is just not PC
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
# It's also Steve Jobs's body with Frank Carson's head
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# because he is a smug cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# *upvotes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# i think it's satan in drag
Which would explain the ipad
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# RDLI?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# It's good but it's not right
Oh, hang on ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# OH FUCK

D:
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# rip frdli hakken
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# pffffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# WHAT!
* Had to shoot off to the BBC, what a bummer!

** Possibly too soon, as he is not cold yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# too soon on b3ta
never
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# :(
he was the mayor of my town and only lived a few doors down from me, i'm not sure if he moved out of that house though. fun times skating down his driveway
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
RIP Frank...thanks for the many side-splitting gags...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# :( I never understood the big paper mache head
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Why, you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# pfft
he was ok in small doses :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# a bit like my mother in law ...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)
# NITE NITE SWEET PRINEC
4 EVA IN UR HERTS!

YOUR WIV JADE NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# IS THERE NOTHING MORE THAN THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# If I'v learnt anything from this image, it is a lie....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# I was going to change my life because of this image.
Then I saw "words are nothing", so now I won't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# do you remember pantseatflyer? is he still about
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# nah
he fucked off,

either that or changed his username and joined in
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# a collage laden with fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# I think I've seen that porno.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# ah ha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Oh wait, collage... not college.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# i still got it
it's ok, it's OK!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# This is life.
Touch my golden bum.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Are you feeling alright Drimble?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Not really, what gave it away?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10699796
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# this is what i see when i hear radiohead
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# all work and no play makes atomic a not-so-dull boy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
# nice tagging
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# also, i dont always keep my dick all that private
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Is that from 'the Usual Suspects'?
Fuck - I just finished watching that!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The beard holds the power!
(joebewaan Eat healthy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# A box of your finest slags please, my good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Less of the unshopped pictures of Alan Ford, please
fewer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
#
alan ford steve winwood
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
#
unshopped unoptimised
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# 22k over! Let's all pop a collective aneurysm!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# bout a 100k over i'd say
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)
# The arbitrary limit is 100k.
His image is 122k. It doesn't matter if you think it should be 22k. The imaginary line in the stupid, non-existant sand is 100k. Why not lighten up and enjoy the funny pictures without checking all their fucking file sizes, Mr OCD?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I might start resizing half meg images, resize them in html and use them as full stops when I taunt file-size nazis
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
#
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# you need a beard to enter the compo
kthnxbai
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# when you say need
do you mean the picture, or that you actually must have a beard to enter?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# it says "beards"
it does not say "shaven chins and top lips".Entries accepted by non-beard holders.All are welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# haha
*holds beard*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# It's a cracker



RIP Frank
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# it was the way he told them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Saw him live on Blackpool pier
His machine-gun of jokes made him a damn fine warm-up man.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# He would like a death warmed-up man now though
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Polly wanted that.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# How b3tans are made
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# You mean;
It takes you six minutes to get hard
You only get laid once
The only one who sits on your face is your Mother?

Oh, it's good to be twelve again, ttelling naughty jokes in the playground.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# He needs to MTFU
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Dizzy's gone fucking mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Dizzy?
Fuck me, that's going back some.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# And now the dragon somewhat reminds me of Space Harrier. Good times. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# I made spam fritters
I made this!



There are now one less than pictured. I hope the other 2 will survive the night to become my lunch. Or breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# here's a medal for you...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# That is ace!
I feel special.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)
# ah, but not superspecial
like me :) x
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# FRITTY SPAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# FAMMY SPRITTERS
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
# SPITTY MANHAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10698966
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# If that doesn't get a nomination for best drama dialogue...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# those look a lot like potato pancakes
MMMMMMM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Did I miss something last night?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Why mariner?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# several second cinema
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Praise be to Landru brother...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Praise be with you.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Kirk fucked it for us and we're on our own now...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Kirk was always fucking it up! Kirk changed more cultures than the NATO troops.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I like how he used his (get the computer to overload, by telling it that it's logic was ilogical approach" classic ..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Haha!!!! Very technical!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# *checks watch*
RED HOUR !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# You're not clueless at all egg cunt. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# been watching all the originals recently!
crackin stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# I love them....and TNG
As I always say to my mate, "you can't beet a night in with a curry and star trek"..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# my bird does too..
most saturdays spent in bed watchin trek all day.
she's a keeper!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# If you were nice, you'd give her to me ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# swap you for a Seven
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I have a seven of nine mouse mat!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# wipe-clean I hope!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:22, archived)
# That sounds excellent right now.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Best night in ever ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Danceosaur
It's been a while since I posted here. Have a fresh-off-the-press animation.

(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Yay :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# More, more
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
# *gets six shooters out*
BLAM!
dance!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Is that a Moggysaurus?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Lully :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
(walrys, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# His eyes are going funny
My eyes are going funny
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Its not the gayshift yet!
Spazzy anims go there
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Too late for Valentine's Day this year, but I'm sure I could get this to market for next.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Are 69 chocolates the same as Cleveland Steamers?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# *searches internet*
yep, pretty much.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Haha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# He's the one.

(surely bindun... but what the hell...)
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I'll wink to that
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# How dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# ooh get her!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Love
and click
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# He may have been leader of the Daleks and the best astro droid ever, but his paralel park was a disgrace..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Yay, the force was strong with that one...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha, nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
lolzors
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# This is a normal post
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Canidae with moobs
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Fucking hell, hello
Are you the boss these days, or did you get a dishwasher?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)
# I'm the boss of the dishes...
in my mind....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Oh well, Bourbs won't be posting for *checks watch*
*consults ledger*
2 minutes 24 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# I'm in the middle of making my tea!
And this... this makes me want to headbutt the sharp end of a sword. o__o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Yeah, a PORK SWORD!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)
# *unsheathes*
enguard!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# SAUSAGE FENCING!
*EPIC THRUST!*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# *guts spill out*
you have killed me sir.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Wait a minute!
THAT'S NOT YOUR GUTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# crikey
Is it a reference to something?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Hahaha:D
tit fuck i Would
(herman:D, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# O hai Bourb...
oops, sorry, mistook you for someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Those have to be some of the worst boobs I've seen, even on a fox.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# And you've probably seen MY drawings!
/selfdepreciatinghumourblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# You do drawings?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I've never been able to get them right. And it's not for lack of internet research, either
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# I prefer the one on the right. I mean her left.. I mean........
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Best of all the nature programs...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# The Fox with Sloppy Tits Show?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
# A Sunday tea time viewing staple....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# sexeh tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Good God they're moving! :)
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# they are indeed, very moving!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# HAHa!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# 'king hell
...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# You hear that, Mr Anderson?
That is the sound... of Bourbon Fox's hand slapping against his balls while he wanks
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# It's inevitable Mr Anderson...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# It's what?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvxbZTP6-ak
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# An inevitabilitititty
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# I immediately replied with a squirrel with tits
as was the style at the time.....
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# perfect, a textbook response
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# They're after his nuts....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
# BOOBIES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Foxy Lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)

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