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[challenge entry] A splitting head ache


groan...
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:39, archived)
# i hear ya
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Reminds me of the time...
of course, I never spilled a drop. ;0
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:58, archived)
# that takes me back
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:00, archived)
# I'll never forget the 60's ...
or was it the 70's?
Fuck It!!! :)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:03, archived)
# LET'S FIND OUT!
which was best?








youtu.be/FuPfbfJm2rc




(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Doctorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ackuler!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:14, archived)
# i like the best where bela lugosi is thrashing about on the octopus and yelling
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Have you seen any of Wood's actual movies?
I've seen Plan 9 and Bride of the Atom
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:20, archived)
# bits of plan nine, it's mostly unwatchable
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:21, archived)
# This is fair
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:24, archived)
# YICHTEN BLICHTEN!?!!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I missed that episode of the fingerbobs.....
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:52, archived)
# haha my thoughts exactly
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Looked like a good one ;-)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Fingerbobs: After Dark
inform Channel 5
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:14, archived)
# BENNY TWO ASSES
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:12, archived)
# NUUUURRRRRRRRRSE
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:59, archived)
# JIMMY THE GOOSE VS THREE DICKS MAGEE
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:13, archived)
# The Highlight of My Day Today was
kicking a pigeon. Many times I've tried, today I felt a feathery thud upon my toe piece. Pigeon fled apparently uninjured.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] This has probably bindun...
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:34, archived)
# other than the hair, that's pretty sexy ashally
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Would you gnasher?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:41, archived)
# mmm - i like dislocated shoulders on women :-D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:09, archived)
# needs more hairless cock
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# No it doesn't
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:41, archived)
# want I meant to say was
needs my hairless cock
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:49, archived)
# minnie the minx?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:45, archived)
# freddy krueger ?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Johnny Rotten?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Great gob Microwave
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:40, archived)
# would
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:41, archived)
# *wob*wob*wob*wob*wob*
It's the head of a dubstep robot!

AICMFP
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:44, archived)
# KEEP IT DOWN GODAMNIT!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Talking slate
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] 007 corgi long jump :D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Corgi footing goals ftw
:D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# licence to kick
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:40, archived)
# 0.07
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:18, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Haha, I wonder if he fucked her Mag....
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:54, archived)
# o/ 00Hoof :D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:42, archived)
# PARTY! YAY + WHOO!


Damnit! Forgot hats!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Ain't no party like a trombone party

Except maybe a tuba party
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:14, archived)
# et tu atomic?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:25, archived)
# eat two yes
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:27, archived)
# That's not her mouth
It's an eraser that's been glued to her face.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:06, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:53, archived)
# BRASS PARTY
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:54, archived)
# HAH! God yes! Party! PaaaaartY!
Love me some balkan, but a lot faster than that. Shit will have me dancing like a dirty monkey aaaaall nigth
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Lovely

I like a bit of Amsterdam Klezmer Band myself
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:12, archived)
# They're great too
I have their album "Son"
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Oooooooh that's lovely too, gonna buy me some right away.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:22, archived)
# The Klezmatics are generally (and rightly IMO) considered the best Klezmer band
but there's loads of gold to be tapped in the genre. I've got hours worth of it on mp3.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Thanks for the recommendation
I'm frantically downloading all the klezmer I can find in order to find what is worth buying.
I was aware of klezmer when I discovered Orphic Oxtra a couple of years back, now is the time to investigate thoroughly.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Then you know Frank London is the trumpeter with Klezmatics, right?
I saw the Klezmatics in Seattle a while back, they were on a Hanukkah tour (doing their Woody Guthrie songs as well as some crazy Freilechs! )

BTW, one of my tubas was previously owned by a member of the Berkeley Klezmorim (one of the first klez revival bands.)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Yes, I knew :)
Would love to see them live some day. Have you heard Salomon's Klezmer in Swing album?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Had not heard of them before - thanks!
How about the New Orleans Klezmer All-Stars ? Their original drummer was Funk legend Mean Willie Green, now is Stanton Moore from Galactic on drums, also Ben Ellman on sax. Link is to a short documentary.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Oh that's just lovely! I'll buy that.
Reminds me a lot of Orphic Oxtra.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Great band - saw them a few years ago.
I saw these two bands last night/this morning:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bbs9-RiIpU (risque, but SFW)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RojVY2MHnNU (yes, it was just about like this.)

wild night!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Wow, those sound great
wasn't aware of either of them
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Do you know about Honk!Fests?
Gatherings of all sorts of strange (mostly brass and percussion) groups from all over the world - honkfest.org in Boston, Seattle and Austin. There is a very full band list with links on the site.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Sounds good, a bit far away for me though!
Might check some of the links if I get time though. Trouble is there are so many musics I like it's hard to explore them all.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:47, archived)
# My excuse is that I am a brass player - gotta know this stuff.
and I was a non-commercial radio DJ for about 30 years. My show evolved into a 3 hour world alt.brass and jazz orgy every week!

For some other brass strangeness, try Lester Bowie Brass Fantasy (or a homage band Dave Douglas Brass Ecstasy )
or even more goofy and outside: Sex-Mob!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:01, archived)
# All noted - some good stuff to explore there
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Do you play the tuba? Are you overweight?
I've got this stereotypical image stuck in my head that all tuba players are flabby and bald with a cheery disposition
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:31, archived)
# I am tall and a bit overweight (but not much)
I have seen all size and kinds of tuba players - one of the best was a 5 ft tall Japanese High School student from Kyoto (Their band played with us in an Osaka music festival and parade.)

It takes a bit of air to play tuba and if one is marching around or dancing while playing it can be a work-out!

Tuba players are known for drinking a lot of beer for some strange reason - maybe that has something to do with the cheery disposition. It is a fun instrument, although orchestral tubists don't get much excitement - the rest of us usually have a good time.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I would love to play the tuba however
1.) I imagine they are expensive, I am poor.
2.) I am unsure my front door is wide enough.
3.) I am unsure my lips are wide enough.

I am underweight and generally sullen, in the past I imagined these factors were my primary obstacles to tuba excellence.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:39, archived)
# Aaaaaand, after a brief google search I have discovered that the tuba is not the brass instrument I seek
after a brief google search I have discovered that the tuba is not the brass instrument I seek
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:48, archived)
# Tubas can be "not expensive"
If you find a used one (don't worry about germs - the horn can be cleaned out. ) Not sure where you are located, but eBay or the like often have reasonable horns pretty cheap, also check for old school instruments or Salvation Army horns.

The door size is usually not a problem unless you live in some sort of closet. Is your door 28" wide? Most tubas will fit easy.

Lips - that is the question! Some people just can't learn to do it because of that, but I think it is a rare problem. If there is a brass music shop around, ask to try playing one - see what happens.

edit: there are also student size tubas and "half-size tubas" called Euphoniums or Baritones that are also good to play. The mouthpiece is smaller and the horn don't weigh as much - give that a try too.

Underweight and sullen - not an issue. I have a friend who is in that category - she played tuba for many years in a "real" band - got paid good money! A lot of the people in the Honk! bands I mentioned earlier are poor radical punks or shoegazers that all of a sudden figured out they could play a horn (with almost no training) and have a lot of fun doing it. If you are in a large city or even a small town I bet there are other people who already playing in some sort of alt.brass band.

BTW, that picture is a Japanese WW2 anti-aircraft sound detector - a giant hearing aid...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 2:28, archived)
# Do you know anywhere I can buy a Japanese WW2 anti-aircraft sound detector?
(, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15, archived)
# yay:D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha :-)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:03, archived)
# trying to work out who would eat who first
my money's on the angry bear at the front going for the ooooh chimp
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# My money is on Steven Seagal
That man is dangerous and will eat just about anything.


Also: He is a hardcore party-machine, no lies
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:39, archived)
# good call
I'm sticking with the bear
final answer
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Well, they are professionals, so they wouldn't do that
but in a real wildlife situation, the giraffe would actually eat the tiger first. That's why there are no tigers in Africa.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:17, archived)
# you're having a giraffe
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Yay :-)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:56, archived)
# new balls!.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Is this Tab Hunter's joke account?
or his stalker or something?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:50, archived)
# it's usually best to post fast following and similar pics as replies to your first thread :)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:51, archived)
# i put mustard on it
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:01, archived)
# It puts the mustard on the penis
or it gets the hose again
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:04, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:24, archived)
# YOU KILL BOY
YOU ARE RINGLEADER OF BULLYING
cat + copter = no way man
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Good work
Just post a few more and the yiffing shity manga will be gone
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:11, archived)
# what is your problem with 3 pubes per ball
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I stick this here cos it's a pea roast?
Now comes with 100% extra Olympic gold medal.

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:31, archived)
# she so pleased.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:38, archived)
# You have an interesting carrot approach to CDCs
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:39, archived)
# some might say you are obsessed
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:40, archived)
# me too
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:47, archived)
# See, if you added a P to her name tag, it would have been funny
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Indian spamsignals
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Good work on the reflection there
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Sitting Bullshit.
*Nice reflections*
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hey man, I like the reflection here
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:07, archived)
# If he shouts
there's an echo...
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:11, archived)
# of course! he is not a duck
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Oh. But he's got feathers.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:19, archived)
# yes, but his head is much more than a couple of inches above the water
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:28, archived)
# He's nesting.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:30, archived)
# OH!
do Apache eggs look anything like Navajo eggs?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Indian runners
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:34, archived)
# That's a delicious looking duck
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:36, archived)
# don't fly either....but a bit gamey
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:06, archived)
# They're more coiled.
He's pining for the fjords...
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:36, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:34, archived)
# His dedication to having a nice reflection knows little bounds
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:54, archived)
# smoking
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a spangin' judge!
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:43, archived)
# i will have
the ginger one at the back
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Judge Blessed charges you
with substandard pubage.
How do you plead?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I wonder what the message means
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:35, archived)
# well
it doesn't hurt to have back up


Click for bigger (177 kb)

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Are you Mad Ade's backup?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:06, archived)
# yes
I am available in USB format too
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:08, archived)
# she'll put her back out with those
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:06, archived)
# needs a colder dungeon
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:37, archived)
# And later they can all have a sexy time
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Are you referring to the pic
or b3ta in general?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:15, archived)
# who cares
it's sexy time
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:20, archived)
# It makes a huge amount of difference
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Sexy time
is sexy time
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I just want to know whether I need to get changed or not
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
changed dressed
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:33, archived)
#
dressed oiled
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)
# it doesn't matter
as long as i can watch
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Who is backing up who here?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:07, archived)
# >EXAMINE CHEST
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Chest
is full
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:24, archived)
# >USE LUBRICANT OF AXOLOTL
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:29, archived)
# what a charming trio of lovely ladies
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:37, archived)
# "Lovely ladies"?
Do you mean charming charlies?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Today I am mostly losing it.


None of the above is expected to make any sense.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:12, archived)
# grapefruit + beer?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I forgot what I translated.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:17, archived)
# whatever it is I think my dog's been doing it
cor blimey, open a window
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:17, archived)
# And that's how we learned that feeding the dog spicy food was a bad idea
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:18, archived)
# give me your lunch money
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:16, archived)
# No way man, I had to stab a cop to get that.
Stab your own cop!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:16, archived)
# I fail to see what relationship this has to hedgehogs with tits
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:18, archived)
# It helps with the indigestion caused by such a calamity.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:19, archived)
# loss = gain
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:23, archived)
# that's right!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Shit
Then your gain is my loss and my loss is your gain

Your gain = my loss

and so

Your gain = my gain

and

Your loss = my loss

which itself implies

Your = my

and so

Your herpes = my herpes

I don't want herpes :(
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:36, archived)
# HAHA YOU GOT HER PEAS!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:40, archived)
# PEA-SHARING TIME
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:49, archived)
# pea sharing love
that's deep, man
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:08, archived)
# WHY NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO DRINK
TRY ONE, MAKING YOU BETTER FEELING
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Instant powdered drink with unexpected flavour
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:29, archived)
# ah gwan
it's got cocaine in it
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Only allowed illegal drugs are legal
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Vitamin-pill firefart
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:05, archived)
# for vigorous posterior!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:38, archived)
# RESULT
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:07, archived)
# any result is a result
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:17, archived)
# manbat!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I feel the same way

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:38, archived)
# bet that leaves a stain
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha, in round 2 he's up against Wolverine!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:59, archived)
# haha
i think wolverine could take vega because of his extra claw and general bad-assness
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:08, archived)
# his enormous homoeroticism would power down on him for sure
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:09, archived)
# although looking at vega, i think he'd enjoy it
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Excellent!! :D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:02, archived)
# thanks
it was supposed to be a quick and dirty but it ended up taking longer than expected
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Fuck yeah, Vega!
Vega!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:04, archived)
# that's fucking class
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:19, archived)
# I guess he had to split

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Fatalitiy!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Its not "q" this is "p"

I was referring to the past work of HappyToast.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:56, archived)
# I don't understand what this means.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:00, archived)
# me neither
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:02, archived)
# I think it's a dig at you HT
I wouldn't take that type of abuse

cunt her in the fuck
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:04, archived)
# You posted work "Plz love me" wrote on the window. That was bit fear work.
In past.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:04, archived)
# once again in English?
oh, I think you're referring to something of JJ's I did
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:05, archived)
# just think.
Happy toast!
for happy life!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Yes. exactry.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:14, archived)
#

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:16, archived)
# XD
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:36, archived)
# LOL
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:21, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:21, archived)
# O_o

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Talk to the hand!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:02, archived)
# She's craving for your love

YOU'RE NEXT
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:09, archived)
# why you hide privates?
show privates
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Your work is unrelentingly grim.
You must be in a very dark and unhappy place in your life. I wish you would cheer up, life isn't that bad.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:05, archived)
# her blood pressure is very high with all the anger and hate apparently
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:07, archived)
# All coincidentally symptoms
of turning to the dark side.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Not at all :D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:19, archived)
# I just worry about your high blood pressure.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:21, archived)
# She seem angry
But she haves low blood pressure so you can stop worry attractive head
but cunt her in her fuck anyway
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha
fuck, this actually made me laugh.

help.

:D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Thank you ^^
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:29, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:30, archived)
#
: X
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:03, archived)
# would
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:06, archived)
# if you squint a little, it looks like something to do with the olympics
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:09, archived)
# blimey
that should have been the London 2012 logo
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# its even got the singular eyeball of its scary mascots
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:15, archived)
# true
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Wah hah hah! Top response! :D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:09, archived)
# The Limpdics.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:15, archived)
# fatima whitbread?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:14, archived)
# now do it in 3d
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Furries dont output in 3d
Or at least that's what deviant art has taught me.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:19, archived)
# now that's one motherfucking chronic hodgeheg
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I CALL IT SHARON THE HEDGELION
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:23, archived)
# phwoar
I bet it's durty!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:24, archived)
# *scribbles*


This one is called Michael.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Micky Stranglewank.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Saggy tits ftw
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:30, archived)
# FTW? Furious Tit Wank?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:35, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Phwoar!
Digging those boobs
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Well you say boobs, I say tennis balls in socks.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:36, archived)
# fuck me, that's all of sexy time right there

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:06, archived)
# 0.2
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:24, archived)
# a thing of terrible beauty
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:51, archived)
# sexy
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:51, archived)
# I have question
Why your name is criminal name??
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:53, archived)
# real name. I'm professional bully
i search my name on gogle and find here so I investigate b3ta.com maybe get new clients here? maybe one day I become guest bully of b3ta
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:54, archived)
# I see. :)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Is it yiffers day on b3ta or something?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:53, archived)
# phwooar
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Gah!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Hey, taters!
Your CG work is really coming on.
What are you using these days? A ZX80 with black and white portable TV?
Good work...
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:54, archived)
# What the fuck have they done to Lisa Simpson?!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:08, archived)
# What they had to do, for justice, and for america.
*patriotically stares off into the distance*
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:11, archived)
# 0.1
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I believe we just got a gold medal for football or something
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:38, archived)
# he must have an awful long cock!
GO TEAM BEEGEE!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Better than a long, awful cock, one imagines.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:46, archived)
# yay for the wee scotch lassie
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)
# You'd think he'd smile some more, eh?
Its not like he's gonna get chibbed when he goes back oop north, is it?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)
# He gave the National Anthem a vague seeing to.
Genuinely surprised me.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:43, archived)
# he's a miserable twat
looking at the score he beat the other guy 6 - 2, now that doesn't mean much to me but it sounds like a good score
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:43, archived)
# It's a fix i think.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Come on Tim!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Rodger?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Kilroy.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:36, archived)
# blasphemy and treason combined
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:38, archived)
# 100m cum gurgles
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:38, archived)
# 3 PUBES PER BALL
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:39, archived)
# SHAVED FOR SLEEK, STREAMLINED PERFORMANCE
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Pink elelphants on parade.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Is that a man's groin?
I cant tell :-/

He must be a sconner. Men with no body hair at all frighten me.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I'm not sure
it was the least offensive pic I could find
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:48, archived)
# There's definitely bell-end happening in that trunk.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
# frighten or arouse?
if you can't tell you could be discovering a new avenue to explore ;)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Don't you mean 'a new orifice to explore'?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:18, archived)
# That's a blaaddy elephant!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:24, archived)
# I don't remember that one.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Excellent choonage.
But any animator worth their salt really should have seen this before they leave university:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcZUPDMXzJ8
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Take more acid, little elephant.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Oh yes I have!
As a child, actually. I have to wonder what it's like if drunk or otherwise.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
# See Mu's comment above.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:57, archived)
# This frightened me when i was a wee bairn
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:28, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Mongo only pawn in game of life:)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:30, archived)
# hello Sundae
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Good 'noon sir
Have a western themed song that also sums up B3ta for me recently.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIpkqPfrpIU&feature=relmfu
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Spanish balloons!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Mongaful
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:39, archived)
# cock fencing.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:30, archived)
# What the...
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:31, archived)
# what's going on here?
Seriously
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:46, archived)
# a fencer got stabbed in the arse but his alarm didn't go off
so he repeatedly bummed himself to prove a point

or something
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:48, archived)
# 'repeatedly' ...mmmmmmm! ~.~;;
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:01, archived)
# They've taken some punishment, already.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:37, archived)
# sexy fox
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:46, archived)
# here's an idea, stop trolling and join in with b3ta, it's much more rewarding
you can obviously draw, but being a repetitive cunt isn't going to get you anywhere near as far as making friends and having a laugh.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I think don't need so angry here. :)
I have worry about your high blood pressure.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:58, archived)
# and you can fuck off as well
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
# ^ this
HARD!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Best thread EVER!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:12, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Paul P for PM!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I'm not angry
you're reading things wrong again
I'm sat watching the tennis while enjoying a lovely glass of wine
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
# You seems angry here.
The best way, it is that all members should ignore. (If he is Trolling. I think not troll. I don't care.)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:05, archived)
# if you don't care, stop posting about it
also, well done Murray, fantastic stuff
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I just worry about your high blood pressure.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I have low blood pressure
you can stop worrying your pretty little head.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:20, archived)
# OK then XD
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:24, archived)
# What ^they^ said
To the pub.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Haha, wow. Nice to see that determination finally pay off!
I'm actually quite enjoying the Olympics this year, if not because Boris keeps getting into a kerfuffle every two days!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I'm still amazed he's playing twice today
If he gets 2 golds he'll be knighted and married to Prince Harry I reckon
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Obvious troll is obvious
as they say
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Like this?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:27, archived)
# too much furry artwork on here
Way too much.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:43, archived)
# HEY!

Fuck off.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:47, archived)
# ^what she said
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:11, archived)
# So let's see...
Bizzare perversions of the Sonic The Hedgehog art style and incoherent ramblings about David Cameron

I think you're going places.

EDIT: Does any of this art actually belong to you, or are you just having a prolonged flounce?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I still think
you and Moggy should have a fight and film it. You could post it on /links. Or, just fuck off really.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I'm already drinking!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Naughty fox has been at the creamy box again

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:05, archived)
# ha-ha
:o)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:06, archived)
# BAM!
Two in the shitter

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:10, archived)
# EW
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Hey - his eyes cant do that! Sonic characters have one giant eyeball, with 2 pupils
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:45, archived)
# his eyes can
due to SCIENCE
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:15, archived)
# ^ I like this as it also shows my sentiments
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:18, archived)
# ewww...
put 'em away
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:21, archived)
# do they look infected to you?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Muhahah
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:21, archived)
# ha-ha-ha
:0)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:30, archived)
# No really
this is b3ta being serious
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:42, archived)
# :-(
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)
# You're on the wrong website.
Sorry.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:09, archived)
# dA---->
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Are we posting sexy hedgehogs today?

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I'll have a question mark stump fuck for 1 ring and 25p
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I admit... defeet
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:25, archived)
# there's more foot there than I usually bother with ;D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:28, archived)
# if it hits the ribs, it's already too late
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:29, archived)
# although I did do this the other day to reassure people I'm not anti feet
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:31, archived)
# you and your ability to render realistic anatomy
next it'll be hands

then limbs


then heads

soon just a writhing sea of humanity
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I'll stick to boxy people with winkles
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:34, archived)
# and I'll stick to deformed random bodily malfunctions
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:36, archived)
# in that case you should next draw
Sonic collapsing from terminal rectal failure just when he was going to defeat Dr Robotnik (who has gonorrhoea)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:40, archived)
# just the thought of dr robotnik, with his slightly sickly knob jutting out vigorously from his rotund frame i s enough, man
his throbbing man cock no doubt aided with a machine means he can hump hodgehegs with such vigour that they start to fall apart at the seams
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Im glad youre all saying 'robotnik', rather than 'eggman', which is a rubbish name
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:44, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I laugh at the fact you care
;P
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Its like Ryu being renamed 'Terence' for western audiences.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:49, archived)
# I can see it now
his blue skin flayed across Green Hill Zone from a violent and impossibly fast mechanical fisting. It's the stuff B3ta is made of.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:45, archived)
# with a confused look of amused hatred on robotnik's face
I think only cockweasle can bring forth the true masterpiece in this
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I would pay good money to see his vision
I say money, I have only pebbles right now
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Genu-LOL
Hedgehogs have seams?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:47, archived)
# everything has natural seams
you sometimes need to pump them up a bit first to find them
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Oooh proper drawing
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Don't feel shoe bad, you gave it a toe.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:29, archived)
# but that's not his sole problem...
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# hey I'm just in trainer ing
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Can i get a foot wank for 3 rings?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:29, archived)
# for three rings you can footwank the pope
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# but i dont want to footwank the pope. I want a footwank from a sexy hobo hedgehog with scabs on its arms
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:31, archived)
# oh my!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I wonder if there's such thing as a club foot fetish.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:31, archived)
# maybe there's a club foot fetish club
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:35, archived)
# 'Googling now'
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)
# garfield has let himself go
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:45, archived)
# all the way to france, man
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Would:D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:51, archived)
# yeah...
probly
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
# And now, here's Tom with the weather.


It's August FFS.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:00, archived)
# is he
actually fucking shit, just off screen?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:01, archived)
# yes, they all do
fucking talking shit
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:07, archived)
# It can't rain all the time.
EDIT: Except in Glasgow.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:07, archived)
# *crow sound effects*
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:09, archived)
# *finger guns*
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Apart from that week where it was really hot everywhere in the UK
the weather's been absolute toss this Summer.

Not that I go outside anyway.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:08, archived)
# it was fucking lovely all last week down in Dorset
I'm tanned up to cancer factor 4
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:10, archived)
# mmmm - sweet, crispy canser
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:14, archived)
# sirius as canser rithem is a danser
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:21, archived)
# It was nice even up here in Manchester about 3 weeks ago
Then it went really dark and cold, and now it's sort of in between. I suppose I should be thankful it was nice for MCM.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Top postcard, by the way.
A definite fridge addition.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:17, archived)
# :)
it's always nice to send a penis through the post
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:20, archived)
# He's next to Buddha and Judge Dredd.
Good company.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:23, archived)
# September is often a warm companion after a wet August.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Mm, Indian Summer and all that?
It was bloody lovely last year, right through to October.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I was doing labouring and had an excellent late Autumn tan.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:18, archived)
# All being well, I'll be dahn Lahndahn for MCM in October
So fingers crossed. I should probably wear something a little lighter. I almost died last time.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Rubber catsuit too tight, eh?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Oddly quite close.
I went as Daft Punk, the version with the leather biker gear. I remade the costume I made at Halloween, so the helmet was a lot harder, better, faster, stronger, etc.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:31, archived)
# you and your helmets / gas masks, eh?
Still - suppose its better than a fursuit.

Might see you at the october MCM then. Im aiming to get a table to flog my wares there.

And funnily enough, my lovely friend (female!) will be cosplaying in a rubber catsuit for that, so expect lots of jizzy tissues around my table.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:32, archived)
# I did see some furries at the MCM in Manchester.
There's something about fursuits that fucking terrifies me, and I'll never know what it is.

I may be wearing something a little different for the one in October. Buggered if I know what it will be, like. I'll have to keep an eye out for you if I go. ^^
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:38, archived)
# he's just rammed france with a canoe
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:20, archived)
# fucking shitty canoe
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:37, archived)
# i've been playingsumer tunes all weekend
it was only earlier that i remembered it's winter over here
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)

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