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[challenge entry] shall we play a game?
(RobertSwank, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Ohhh, rp tiem for teh comp
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Likewise, although only from yesterday in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:02, archived)
# 90 MHz Pentium
Future boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:08, archived)
# Cor!
You must have a really powerful computer.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:28, archived)
# C would have been so much more fun :( I will stop going on about it now though!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Is that a little mini-DomoKun there?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Don't think so!
Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:52, archived)
# That sort of tower thing by the little car
looks like a Domo with red teeth to me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Have a silly...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:21, archived)
# Please don't make me think before midday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Got him!
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:10, archived)
# Pfft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Teh Jaws!
(MrMorv, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:10, archived)
# (SFW)
fuckyeahdementia.com/post/48286319434/bunnyfood-good-morning-internet
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:47, archived)
# WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The Eagle Has Landed
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] put..put..put..put..put..
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:39, archived)
# bindun lol
www.imdb.com/title/tt0166896/
(Fingers of Fudge, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:54, archived)
# manateeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 3:46, archived)
# Why does it keep doing it.
If I do something like that I stop after like 7 or 8 times.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 5:51, archived)
# Man it needs to stop
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 5:51, archived)
# And my will was broken by my pride and my manatee.
Shit it's bedtime for me. Nosey bonks.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 6:35, archived)
# keep watching
it's not a loop, eventually it does stop
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:06, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-33i2b17nc
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:27, archived)
# nsfw?
oh its a sea creature
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:32, archived)
# Ho, the huge manatee !
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:33, archived)
# Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:39, archived)
# Nightmarish
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:14, archived)
# whoa that's pretty dark
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:41, archived)
# From the same source:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:52, archived)
# I'm stumped. Never Ending Story?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:55, archived)
# Thanksgiving Dinner at the Mofaha residence
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:11, archived)
# Pig Farm III
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:12, archived)
# Same thing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:52, archived)
# Babes in Toyland (Aka: March of The Wooden Soldiers)
It's a Laurel and Hardy film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 7:35, archived)
# I am enjoying the darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:11, archived)
# That dream..............
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 3:20, archived)
# SHAMONE
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:37, archived)
# You know I'm Flan, I'm Flan, you know it, WHOOO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:38, archived)
# Still going strong.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:44, archived)
# someone needs to write a series of kids' books featuring these two
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:21, archived)
# FUCK.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:30, archived)
# ...and beyond...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 3:17, archived)
# The Gay Shift Chief Inspector approves.


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(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:29, archived)
# Fuck :(

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:34, archived)
# ........................music.........................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 3:23, archived)
# God bless the Gayshift!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 3:34, archived)
# those two guys must keep fit
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:42, archived)
# Row you fucks!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 3:31, archived)
# FLAN! FUCK! FLAN! FUCK! FLAN! FUCK! FLAN! FUCK!
FLAN! FUCK! FLAN! FUCK! FLAN! FUCK! FLAN! FUCK! FLAN! FUCK! FLAN! FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 4:17, archived)
# thanks for the gif btw
I have cut the figures out if you want that
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:17, archived)
# Superb sir!!!
Hope all's well over the pond? Well, apart from the recent horrors?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 6:46, archived)
# Lulubelle is sad.


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(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:12, archived)
# That's an udder shame.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:13, archived)
# Here's a hankie. Dry your eyes,
May I milk your sadness into my cornflakes?
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:23, archived)
# poor cow :(
NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:24, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:25, archived)
# bezzies
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:09, archived)
# bff
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:11, archived)
# is that a hash pipe?
edit: i just saw the stick bit. duuuuh.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:22, archived)
# Not seen you post in ages
and I ask, nay, demand an explanation.

you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:57, archived)
# just lazzyy.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Hah!
More! Please?
(BrainSurgerysFun, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 7:48, archived)
# i got like 534656 more
here
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] contestants r-r-r-r-r-r-ready!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:06, archived)
# hahaha
very good indeed :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 5:57, archived)
# MAXIMUS - READY!!!
3... 2... 1
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry]

mercy posts accepted
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 0:15, archived)
# is this some kind of fucking joke?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 0:58, archived)
# HaHa!! I just woke from being in coma for the last 18 years.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:00, archived)
# HIS JOHNSON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:05, archived)
# I guess I'm not from around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:07, archived)
#
ooh too soon..
(siblin, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:43, archived)
# nighty night kim, sweet world domination dreamz
(orbojunglist, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:33, archived)
# I can't wait for the day
We find out that he's really Jeremy Beadle.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:37, archived)
# I imagine no-one will be more surprised than himself
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more ACME rockets. Meep meep.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:44, archived)
# What if he really has the bomb!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Love the sad expression!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 0:18, archived)
# kim jong un
kim jong duh!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:07, archived)
# I made this for you guys
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:27, archived)
# If you don't like this type of Elton John rickets joke then I don't really know what to say
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:28, archived)
# That's convenient because I'm not entirely sure what to say either
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:29, archived)
# I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF CRITICISM MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Oh I get it now
I don't know how that song goes. Every time I hear the name I think of Queen - Don't Stop Me Now.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:31, archived)
# So I was trying to think of a way
To fit lemons and limes into the lyrics of the song. Then I realised I was thinking of the wrong disease. I think I'm going to sit in the corner for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:33, archived)
# ricket man
hahahaha

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a ricket man
Ricket man burning out his fuse up here alone

(Zoidaroid, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:28, archived)
# Yeah singular is better, I changed it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:35, archived)
# "Needs more Ricky Gervais"
Not a comment you hear that often.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:36, archived)
# I reckon that would sync to rocketman perfectly...
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 0:02, archived)
# That's fab
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 0:46, archived)
# Like a candle in a gale
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:05, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:08, archived)
# wow sorry really is the hardest word to say
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 6:11, archived)
# i'm not really sure what to say either
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Drinking on my meds again...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 0:55, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:07, archived)
# i initially thought that those red lights were his eyes glowing behind fashionable reading glasses
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:13, archived)
# Since you can't deal with criticism, I won't tell you how I feel about this.
(Imagine this is all in caps.)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:37, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:06, archived)
# The future popularity of this joke is an unknown unknown
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Man I can't deal with this I think I'll delete it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:07, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:45, archived)
# I for one think this is a very cute post.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:54, archived)
# HIS JOHNSON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:06, archived)
# HaHa!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Reboot!


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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Sorry larry I just don't think we're ready for this kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:33, archived)
# awesome!!
a billion billions billion tiny staaarrrsss..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] several variations....however.....
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Youuuuuuuuuu could be Mooo-oo-oooorph
but you're waaaaaaaay outta Plasticeeeeeeeene
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:55, archived)
# well, I liked it :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:53, archived)
# :(
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:34, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
but does anyone know how to do transparency in GIMP if the person you're trying to cut out is wearing a white shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:03, archived)
# Not really sure what you mean
I do use gimp and may be able to help, but I need more info.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Well
I'm pretty useless with anything like this, but in GIMP you can easily cut out an object by using the magic wand to delete surrounding colours, then convert the white background to transparent by using 'add alpha channel' then 'colour to alpha', so that you can stick your cutout over another picture. If you try to do this with a person wearing a white shirt, however, the shirt is made transparent as well so you can't effectively stick it over anything. I could just paint the shirt white again afterwards but it's full of folds and creases and woudln't look right as a block of white.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Actually, forget it
I must have been doing something stupid, it seems to work now...
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:21, archived)
# If you add the alpha channel before you cut it out you won't have to colour to alpha.
I certainly don't. Sometimes I just select the background, invert selection and copy/pasta. There are a few ways around this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:24, archived)
# I think I was'd probably got the wrong thing highlighted while trying to add to alpha
It seems to work now. Thanks for trying to help
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] i might have mistaken the term 'bankrupt hollywood' for 'insensitive subversion'
(Phlipers is an incredibly snide pun on my real name, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:23, archived)
# :D
I've got tickets to the concertina turner tina turner concert
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Just don't try to return the concertina turner tina turner concert tickets.
They will turn on you and not return the concertina turner tina turner concert tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:33, archived)
# DOMINATION: COMMENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Ha ha I thought she was taller.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:49, archived)
# hahaha
this made me laugh more than it should have :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:45, archived)
# haha brilliant!!
makes me think of Limmy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRNkE5ZpTxg
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:18, archived)

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