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[challenge entry] q, d & pb
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 18:42, archived)
# creepy :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Self abuse
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:03, archived)
# The eyebrows,
they're BREEDING.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:06, archived)
# He's an odd fellow, but I like him.
'Great Apes' was one of the best things I read in the 90's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 1:22, archived)
# Something, something, eye/I/self


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(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:12, archived)
# *striffles a laugh*
the expression is horrifyingly good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Did almost not publish this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:28, archived)
#
is the one on the right windsor davies? the shooty one is definitely spike milligan

and i just realised that's gary glitter on the far left
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Vietgnome?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:54, archived)
# hahahaha
oh no
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Gnome-ercy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:46, archived)
# He's a long way from gnome
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:10, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:10, archived)
#


also, a reminder for weekend folk who might not have heard...
We're organising a piss up in a brewery with added cdc drawing

Saturday 27th July, Earls Court, London. Click for info.
it's not all about drawing, come along for a chinwag and a laugh or just to watch JJ draw squirrels with tits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 16:56, archived)
# I can't make it but hope it goes well.
I made some b45h FAQs once, don't spose you'll need them but nice to whip it out again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:21, archived)
# sound advice there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:23, archived)
# dress code?
nothing about dress code :(
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 5:40, archived)
# FTFY
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Or, more properly
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Have fun, Mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:48, archived)
# :( I was hoping I could drag you along
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 22:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Ew
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 21:08, archived)
# haha!
this made me chuckly
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 9:24, archived)
#
truly terrifying
(Proton taking donations for the 8th gate of hell, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Worst job in teh world.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Metrosexual?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Does that involve rubbing up against people
on the Paris Underground?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 16:49, archived)
# No, it's a person who stands in Morrisons by the fish counter waving his tallywacker around with perfect rhythm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Sorry about that, couldn't help it.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Cheers Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 16:50, archived)
# do i see freebase in this?
or has his face just been indelibly burned on my mind?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:29, archived)
# That's Fred - David Bowie's mate told me.
Here. What's that clicking sound?

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:48, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Christmas 1914
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:49, archived)
# he must be one of the gnazis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:53, archived)
# What? Gnome Hans? Gnever!
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Dennis's dog had far right leanings
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 16:07, archived)
# What's funny about an incoming cannonball?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:21, archived)
# It's not a cannon balll, they are playing football
in Gnome Hans' Land.
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Oh, gee...thanks for clearing that up.
I feel such a Billy-Gnome-Mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Still one of the weirdest true stories, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Gno matter what they tell us
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:33, archived)
# oh, you earworm-peddling cunt!
fuck it, i'm going home to drown it out with iron maiden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Anyone else looking forward to the new one? :D
b3ta.com/links/1006609

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:23, archived)
# i didn't know there was an old one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:30, archived)
# vaguely remember the name, but don't think I've played it
and happy b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Ta, it's worth a look
SNES version doing the rounds on various sites if you have an emulator
here, for instance
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Why would I need that
when I have an A1200 and the A1200 version of the game?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Putty or Putty Squad?
Didn't know that Squad ever got released for Amiga as a full game.
The first one was ace, though, I still have it too :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Not Squad, I'm fairly sure.
UZI NINE CENTIMETRE!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 3:05, archived)
# Nice !
and happy candles too
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Globbits?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Trapdoor has certainly been toned down.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Happy Candles matey!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Drimble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Haha, excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:49, archived)
# I remember the old one
Got it free with my A600, it was also HARD as BALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Happyb3taday
:D
(herman:D, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure it has bindun but of course can't be arsed to check!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:43, archived)
# but i don't WANT gnomes!
oh wait, yes i do. i want motion-sensor gnomes that turn to follow you with their eye as you walk down the path
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:10, archived)
# they should whisper to each other as well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:14, archived)
# fuck that, if I pay good money for one of those things I want it to actually catch fish
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:21, archived)
# ooo, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun? *checks*. Nope? Okay, Q&D FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 13:54, archived)
# the image looks very crisp and clean
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Hmmn
I s'pose it is really. *hangs head in shame for perpetrating such an egregious fraud as this*.
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:06, archived)
# I'm not Shure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:10, archived)
# I just knew it
Should've been titled: Shurely bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:13, archived)
# i approve of your anti-karaoke policy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Less Q


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(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:58, archived)
# RPSGoatseLOLz -- natural double-goatse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 13:53, archived)
# are jc having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 13:53, archived)
# well, shit, there's JC's phone number (be sure to prefix the US dialing code)
mebbe i should fuzz that out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 13:59, archived)
# pff
you said "fuzz"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:06, archived)
# it was a bit of a stretch :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ''Goodbye Mr. Gnome... ha ha ha ha''


Cracking sunny day today eh?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 12:26, archived)
# You're right!
The smaller he gets, the cuter he is.
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Wish I had a camera....with a zoom lens
I'd like to get a picture of his face when his pudgy little legs hit that farmhouse down there....
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Stewardess, since we got a breeze in here...
can we smoke now?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 13:24, archived)
# leg end
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:26, archived)
# More Vance
Just because I love drawing his freaky hair and jacket.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 11:36, archived)
# I hope thats a cigar...
and not a fat dooby ;)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Nope, it's a fat doobie.
That's Vance's stoner personality right there. Well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 12:29, archived)
# is he a
Leningrad Cowboy?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Not intentionally, no
Though the boots and hair insanity are a common factor...

Incidentally, those guys are freaking fantastic, if you ever get to see them perform. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 12:42, archived)
# I love their stuff with the Red Army Choir
so surreal :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Even without the Cowboys
they are pretty strange: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QkXvDeDdlQ
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 21:41, archived)
# What an enormous hairdo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Woo! Happy candleday, sir!
And yes, it's rather astonishing. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Happy candles !!!!!!!!!!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Gnome Woman Gno Cry
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahah!
Ripping!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Bless(ed) his pointy little head.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:30, archived)
# A face designed for gnomeing
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Gnome w(h)ore Mr Nice Guy
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 9:18, archived)
# Your all gay
(Yog Sogoth, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 9:10, archived)
# amusing, but these days /board is for stuff made yourself, this might be better on /links
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 9:23, archived)
# Just felt like doing a shit 4-panel cartoon.


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(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 5:39, archived)
# It is obligatory for 4 panel cartoons to be shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 5:41, archived)
# fuck off cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 8:34, archived)
# Obligatory
"Cheers".
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 8:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 3:15, archived)
# woah!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Glaswegians will get it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 1:49, archived)
# Its probably the only thing
We have not yet put on his head
(Kurashima, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 2:53, archived)
# if that was real we'd have stuck a tampon on the horses head and made it a unicorn
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 8:36, archived)

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