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[challenge entry] clonk-clink!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:04, archived)
# ahhhhh, such a satisfying sound -- those dice-in-a-plastic-dome-over-convex-sheet-of-clockspring-steel
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:05, archived)
# get a room!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:11, archived)
# This gives me an idea for a newfangled fuck bed
*click-clack click-clack click-clack click-clack click-clack click-clack click-clack click-clack click-clack click-clack click-clack click-clack click-clack click-clack *
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:15, archived)
# hahahaha
you're on to a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:17, archived)
# This, very much
I had a dice-in-a-dome on my shelf for a while, as a kind of stress toy
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:12, archived)
# I'm going to click this!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:07, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:10, archived)
# very good, you scored a 6!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:12, archived)
# That die did not feature a 6 on it. FACT*
(*May not be fact, but I never saw it)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
it had 3
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:09, archived)
# POP *rattle*
POP *rattle*
Excellent stuffs :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Top game
and pic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Nicely done :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Great stuff Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] oh! ...board game? whoops!


EDIT: he doesn't look very pleased with this situation
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Haha, family-friendly fun!
Is that a special collector's edition?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:03, archived)
# it is for soul collectors
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:06, archived)
# TY Mr Toats for such a wonderful challenge suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
He loves it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:23, archived)
# this is very silly
and i have clicked it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Soup herb :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Haha
Looks like the cover of Fischerspooner's Entertainment album.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:35, archived)
# brilliant!! it's like he's got some kinda elizbethan ruff on :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:28, archived)
# hahah excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok, not quite a board game *innocent face*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
We have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, these french farmers...

Slouching on their fields all day, waiting for EU support.

(I helped save b3ta! bierbelly, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:38, archived)
# I had to Google that...
Looks an intriguing game, building the board as you go along... as a kid I had a game where you'd build a racetrack as you played, it was reality-bending fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Haha, that's great
My girlfriend taught me that game some time ago and we've been playing it ever since.

I always win
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Is it cos you know how to use farmers strategically and scoop up a million points at the end?
I always lose cos of people like that :o(
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Put one more or less next to the starting piece...
... and unless someone puts a ring road around it, Bob's your uncle.

No idea what that sounds like to the uninitiated.
(I helped save b3ta! bierbelly, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:49, archived)
# GAH! I was just doing this one! *deletes*
Yours is way better than mine anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Oui! Moi aussi!
.
.
pas vraiment
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Took me a moment
But woo!

Me & mates wandered round there at about 3am on a road-trip, because we're all that sad.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Der da, da, da der...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll be banker. Or something like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Come with me if you want to pass 'go'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:33, archived)
# I now know why you community chest
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:35, archived)
# hahahaha
"I'll be the hat, the boot or the motorcar"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:39, archived)
# ha ha ha!
...you forgot to say 'please'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:48, archived)
# pretty please with sugar on top
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:02, archived)
# ...but is it still mimetic?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Nicely done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Haha
They all wear top hats in there, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:36, archived)
# well done, chap!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Harold! You naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Oooof!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:22, archived)
# ...and you're off the GP register.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:37, archived)
# KUATO!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Serious business


SUCCESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Nicely that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:27, archived)
# I work with wankers
Very good action there and a tad too real. They all seem pleased with the outcum though.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Unnnghhh
Like the drop dissolving on the tie
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:41, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
This week is was John's turn to supply the refreshments
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:45, archived)
# I find the 'tache disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Arf!
But b3ta is not real life really is it ;) If it were, I am sure we'd all be locked up!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:07, archived)
# it's not?
oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The royal couple were hideously mismatched on the dance floor
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Haha nice =)
amazed you managed to squeeze that in under 400k!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Blind luck
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
I'm sure chess was invented by a man waiting for his lady to leave a shop
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Knight fever! Knight fever!*
*May not contain knights.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Click
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask a new question, and providing we don't go on holiday without internet access, the best answers go in the newsletter. Help us by voting for one of these suggestions:

B3ta Customer Service: What was your best/worst purchases? Praise something good you've bought, warn us of shite that should be avoided.

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Wrongly accused: Have you been accused of doing something you didn't do? I NEVER SMASHED UP CLIVE'S BIKE

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Poll closes in a couple of hours
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Risky Business
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:38, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:47, archived)
# haha, the love in Hague's eyes
She's bored shitless
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:53, archived)
# "What shall one have for one's tea..?"
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:04, archived)
# haha
Kamchatka is the key, it always is.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] You can't play in here, this is the war room!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:32, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:26, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Bah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Aww
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:47, archived)
# nicely ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Lovely
Never forget first reading the bit about the inflatable doll stuck in the hole. Was in tears.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:21, archived)
# me too
penis baby ..............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Really?
News/b3ta etc

Sad news but good innings etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Aha found it
I've only just read the news that he'd died and was hoping somebody posted a tribute.

I loved his books.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:34, archived)
# sad news
his books were funny as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:58, archived)
# Flick it!
Flick it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:59, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha, perfect expression. A mate sent me this more recent pic
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Well now I want a toffifee
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:52, archived)
# ooph :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:57, archived)
# She's got an arm like that CBBC presenter.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:04, archived)
# HA!
Edit: Does Buckaroo always stand on a mechanically recovered meat patty?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Burgeroo™
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Buggeroo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Yeehaw!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Ouch!!
Ning Moley :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Hallo Ninjarella!
How's you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:29, archived)
# How thank!
You? :D Norfolk nice and sunny?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Not a cloud in the sky!
Gorgeous weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:01, archived)
# CDC horse
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahaha way too soon though
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Bullseye!
on a squashed burger :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:51, archived)
# I've always admired the guards' beautiful red hair. I wonder what shampoo/conditioner they use.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:57, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:23, archived)
# hehe
You've managed to make someone who already looks ridiculous, even more so
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Hog
(SillyMoo, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] took way too long, not that you'd know...


Click for bigger (87 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Of course Scott's genius was in never showing the Buckaroo flip
you just always thought it was going to.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:49, archived)

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