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[challenge entry] The others hated it when he would start singing
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Haha! nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:04, archived)
# :)
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:09, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Help us choose the next Question of the Week
Every week we ask a question, the best and funniest answers ending up in the newsletter.

Help us choose by voting for one of these:

Gangs - Nearly won the vote last week, and we're giving it second chance or we'll steal your dinner money

My home town - This bloke likes Basingstoke so much he wrote a theme song. Big up (or slag off) your home town

Bad Gigs - Been to see some talentless gits on stage recently? Had your enjoyment spoiled by a twat with an iPad filming the whole thing? Been bottled off? Tell us all

Still drunk when I bought this - More of your ill-advised alcohol-fuelled purchases please






Vote closes after lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:28, archived)
# votes close after lunch?
me boss had hers at 11.30 (surely that's brunch??), I'll have mine at 1pm, what time we classing 'after lunch'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:30, archived)
# when the yanks head off to work
...and not those East Coast honorary Yanks either (you know who you are)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:32, archived)
#
The best and funniest answers ending up in the newsletter getting pushed out of the newsletter by an incessant stream of links to usvsth3m
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:38, archived)
# how about Donkies Plz TYVM!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] arf! arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:51, archived)
# oh my -- that is all of teh sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:19, archived)
# I have bought a shitload of weird stuff on the internet while drunk
I vote for that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] this has always been my favo(u)rite Elton John song...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:32, archived)
# i LOL'ed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:33, archived)
# NO!
the donkey's name is 'Daniel'
...duhhh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Crocodile Donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Donkey magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:33, archived)
# I'm still donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Goodbye yellow donkey road?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Donkey and the Jetts?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Donkey the sun go down on me?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Saturday night's alright for Donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Your Donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Donkey breaking my heart (with Kiki Donkey)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Lucy in the sky with donkeys
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:38, archived)
# Donkey seems to be the hardest word
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:36, archived)
# oh fuck!
the space-time continuum has been breached
b3ta.com/board/10986755
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Donkey in the Wind
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Saturday Night's Alright for Donkeys
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Me-Haw!
Reminds me of Tim Roth in Planet of the Apes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Get back!
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] dang!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:13, archived)
# b-ware
sharx is a donkee
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Hee-Haw, He Jaws!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure if this would make a better, or worse film.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Good work
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Now there's a film I want to watch
Good job
(Fistshaker, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:15, archived)
# haha
With Brayed Pitt?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:26, archived)
# great shopping
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I'm doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Literary reference ahoy!


That's a spanging!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Quixote rides.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:35, archived)
# hahahaha, lovely legwork
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure I've quite got this yet
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:22, archived)
# ha ha
And I WILL.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] May not have got this entirely right...
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a DonDonkeyKing
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] the fear......
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:40, archived)
# hey Frank, could you have Frank grab an empty wastebasket on his way down to the cellar?
Yes! I am texting him now. I am on my way down as well
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:58, archived)
# imminent thread deletion LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] What you fucking looking at
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:34, archived)
# OHMYGOD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Haha - that's great!
Its like Skeletor and Moss man had a kid.

MOSS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] thought i'd roast my pea
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:30, archived)
# That number would change if we had donkey pilots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:33, archived)
# would probably drop if she put the knife down.
hang on a minute... donkeys don't have thumbs?! how's she gripping that knife? no, no, no... this isn't right at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:39, archived)
# meh -- mindpiss
b3ta.com/board/10986712
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:15, archived)
# that must mean that way more people are killed by donkeys than by terrorism
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:38, archived)
# bloody donkeys.
on a funnier note, when i was younger, i thought donkeys were just old horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:41, archived)
# that's because donkeys can't fly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Snopes is calling you out on this one i'm afraid.
The avarage annual death toll in aviation accidents for the past decade is 1045 people per year. No statistics appear to be available for donkey kills.
(champagnerocker, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:12, archived)
# those cheeky donkey bastards
hiding the stats from us. it's probably because they kill millions each year. if not, what have they got to hide eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] You shot me in the fucking neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] just finished mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Modern vs Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] shit a brick
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:39, archived)
# did Fraser forget to announce it or are you just in early?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:43, archived)
# dunno...
it's on the front page, I just assumed everyone was still down at breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:46, archived)
# I saw yours so compo'd mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Ah! so you're back from breakfast?
how was the bacon? Don't you think bacon abroad is always a bit... well, not like at home? They can't do sausages either...
Anyway? where are we going today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Funny you should say bacon.
I've got the builders here putting down a new floor in the kitchen. Right bunch of cunts. I've got the fridge and a camping stove set up in the conservatory so I can cook bacon all day and feed it to the dog to torment the fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:06, archived)
# excellent. builders can be right twats.
was dealing with one a while back, asked him if he wanted a brew, 'yeah tea mate, 16 sugars, but don't stir it, i don't like it sweet'. I was informed that this was 'just a joke'. They're hilarious aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Very much.
I'm in temp rented while my new gaff is being finished so the landlord has found the cheapest probably. They are screeding the floor as the last lot laid tiles over bits of wet hardboard. This lot are screeding straight over the lot. One's gone up the 'paki shop' for some fags and lollys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:21, archived)
# such characters eh?
I feel like going into the speech about britain that ritchie gives in Bottom when they get asked to look after the shop downstairs...
but I probably wouldn't do it justice...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:23, archived)
# I shit you not, one is called Wayne.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:18, archived)
# brilliant.
I've no idea where you are, but if it's cockneyville, 'wayne' is such an annoying name to hear being said.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:50, archived)
# It lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] That kid needs a shave!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] donkeys, hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Perfect chance to pea...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Schucks... missed the comp
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:29, archived)
# he's a stylish looking fella and no mistakes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Spiffing, what.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Beat the dead horse.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 7:20, archived)
# Ok, board, calm yourself
I can't keep up with this pace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:41, archived)
# internet lethargy is killing hummus
I could do a brilliant picture of something funny right now, but why bother?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:55, archived)
# When you beat the shit outta dead-ass mammal, that's a scandal.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb9QE_QZb_g
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:02, archived)
# that's a cracking tune and a great video :D
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:09, archived)
# it's @drewtoothpaste of toothpastefordinner
a.k.a. Crudbump, a.k.a. Kompressor
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFWyn6TWIYg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:22, archived)
# *likes also*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:19, archived)
# HORSEHAM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:19, archived)
# it's a little cold outside, so get your coat and your hat before you go fuck yourself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0175G7XcxcA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:15, archived)
# ah...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:48, archived)
# everyone is getting bombed
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:00, archived)
# Obviously a System of a Down fan.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Or a Hard Fall Hearts fan... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:13, archived)
# safer communities together
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 5:44, archived)
# You must always FUCK on the pie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 5:55, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:50, archived)
#
(1.618..., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 1:25, archived)
# Could they by any chance be related?
I think we should be told.
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 1:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 0:17, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 0:18, archived)
# Bit subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 0:20, archived)
# Bit too subtle for me anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 0:20, archived)
# two deer fucking in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 0:21, archived)
# You don't watch Ray Mear's Deer Shag Hunt? It's subscription only, I know, but it's CLASS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 0:22, archived)
# Soon you will have to opt in to watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Not on b3ta you don't :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 0:33, archived)
# Is it wrong that I have that saved to my desktop but couldn't get it to fit on the pic of Ray
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 0:36, archived)
# hahahahhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 0:36, archived)

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