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[challenge entry] Fuck me, this is a shoddy job even by my own pisspoor standards. Perfect for an image challenge then?
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# we've all diverted from the original scope of the challenge guidelines
you and I are no exception.
...so yes!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Ye gods.
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Another MS paint classic
Am slightly confused by when not to create a new thread or not for this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
# you've posted nothing in the last hour
and the board is slower than an arthritic slug, so go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:29, archived)
# if it's a new picture, post it in a new thread
if you have created several pictures that you want to post at once, post them as replies to your first image.

The only times people get annoyed is if the new thread is started with a repost of an old picture, or if you keep posting new threads and don't let anyone else have a go - although when it's quiet, people are happy to see the board move so go for it.

It sounds complicated and mental but you soon get a feel for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Board seems to be terribly constipated these days. I miss the torrents of noob thread diarrhoea that used to happen every tuesday.
That's why I went to live on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:43, archived)
# th newest member here joined in 1987
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Bullfuckingshitwank
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:00, archived)
# fuck them. post away
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:51, archived)
# who's them?
I can't see where DinivanX's confusion has come from
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:14, archived)
# The first rule of "THEM" is that you do not talk about "THEM"
OH FUCK, SEE WHAT I DID

*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:54, archived)
# COME BACK !!
you dropped your soap
*it's all in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:32, archived)
# *lathers*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:34, archived)
# *blathers*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:51, archived)
# deos
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:23, archived)
# I shudder at the horror of the words about to pass between my lips but...
b3ta newsletter 593 is out. Now.

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue593
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Please tell /talk
Websense has blocked them in this office, under the category: Tasteless.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Do you have any MSG?
It could help this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Must be a good issue then
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Jesus i've been gone long.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:15, archived)
# at least you're back in one piece*
*assumes nothing missing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
# ok, which fuck stole my "draw something with your eyes closed" idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Blind people.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:56, archived)
# the biggest fuck evah
the blue faced cheek !!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:57, archived)
# The thieving sods
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# no kia
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh that gives me an idea, probably bindun
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# I was gonna do Sammo hung sung this morning
but i cunt be arsed, like!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Ah good old Sammo Hung
I should watch Magnificent Butcher again someday
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:04, archived)
# The lambda on the end should be pronounced as an 'L'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
# I'm not sure I deserved that...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Ooh that's much cleverer than my attempts
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:37, archived)
# I do not like this van
(Doris, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# You know the Tories would if they could
that's if they could ever find their way out of their closets
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:28, archived)
# this world is truly a scary place, joe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
# I know
that's why i hide under my mattress most of the time, cos otherwise the immigrunts and gayers will kill and rape me and my cats,
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)
# your cats want to eat you
you do know that, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# fairy nuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Fairy Nuff
was already deported in the the great gnomesandallthatlark purge of 1987
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)
# enuff was enuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Theresa May was pro-Section 28, wasn't she?
I'm sure she's considered doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Stoke on Trent's finest
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10993298#post10993349
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Oh
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# got the guitar solo from november rain wedged in my skull now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# born in london...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Raised in Stoke.
Until he moved to the U.S. while he was still very young.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 6:50, archived)
# I'm Stoke-on-Trent's finest
thank-you-very-much.

Well it's a toss-up between me and Anthea Turner at least.*

*phwoar, chance'd-be-a-fine-thing, promises, promises etc
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Well that's my "Anthea Turner" wank consigned to the bin then
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Han so lo'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Will nerfherd for £££.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Will do Kessel-Run for food.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, archived)
# very nice
:( poor R2D2
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:06, archived)
# link to the music pls
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:07, archived)
# here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_gSydN_BYM
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)
#
:D
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:12, archived)
# got that goddamn
starwars kinect song stuck in my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, archived)
# forward me the link
as I have "Dumb ways to die" going around my head right now
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:58, archived)
#
comes with free pre-noosed noose
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:59, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK!
Is this for real?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# yep
its painful isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Haha!
Just seen the 'Dolpee kikyuna' one too - I had no idea they'd made such ridiculous tracks.
And Lucas tries to cover up Holiday Special?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Carrie's hair looks amazing!
But why do tramps always have better trainers than me?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:14, archived)
# maybe it's maybelline
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Ye cannae touch this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
Break it doon! Or Brigadoon even?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Good
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
# jings
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:59, archived)
# u wanna blow his bagpipes, doncha?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] the easiest tatshop everer
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:26, archived)
# A noble title.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# yass

(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Matron, take them away!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha
Cool...
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Sid James
should have voiced over WOW thinking about. It would have been worth a look then.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# WoW is a terrible way to spend your time.
Not even Sid James could tempt me back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# i watched others
run around for a bit. I had DOTA and the fun madness that entails =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:58, archived)
# P'warrr!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# The quest for the "Pair of Huge Orbs" is always popular
Phwoar! etc.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] For Ireland, James...
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
# also I.R.A. QI
with Stephen Fry

I can't be arsed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Raq and roll
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:37, archived)
# On His President's Secret Service.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been too long since I compeau'd...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:46, archived)
# rob's let himself etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:54, archived)
# No, he's just changing his grip.
 
Oh, you mean the picture...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:12, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Since he's hairy as well I put this here.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# He turned round so fast his hat didn't move!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Some say it was left by ancient grammar Nazi's as a warning to the future.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:28, archived)
# why do i like this so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Due to happy funtimes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Talking of Grammar Nazis: it's spelled Nazis not Nazi's.
You are welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Trap, fallen into, you have.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Not understand I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Trumpets, bleat, they shall.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:45, archived)
# BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Is it wise to blow a trumpet that is already covered in "bring"?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:06, archived)
# i believe it's compulsory
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:14, archived)
# at some parties, certainly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:19, archived)
# those are my kind of parties!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:21, archived)
#
*attends*
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)
# He did it on purpose.
I vote we hurt him.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:47, archived)
# I forgive him
as wrongly put apostrophes are not actually a grammar mistake. They belong to punctuation.
Error type Nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:57, archived)
# So that's a [type-of]-Nazi-Nazi
Theres a lot of different kind's of Nazis the'se day's

*run's off*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:03, archived)
# I saw that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:19, archived)
# That's beautiful.
Which doesn't mean I forgive you for the apostrophe in your subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
# hehehe
I foolishly corrected an error in spelling too, I should have left that in also.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:45, archived)
# impressive
and a nice antidote to the big chocolate comma it's sitting above
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:48, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Greengrocers worship at its base.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:54, archived)
# "granville, fetch yer cassock!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
# "Major food retail suppliers hate it because of one wierd little punctuation"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:05, archived)
# There were whole wars fought over whether it was the grocer's apostrophe
or the Oxford comma.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Then they excavated it and discovered it was part of a broken r
And everyone laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:37, archived)
# "You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Art!
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:53, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:01, archived)
# Hello, puerile digital arts community!

The worst sort of punctuation is a brown question mark curled up in the bowl of the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:48, archived)
# loving the sheen on those cheeks
the russian doll made of turd, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
*boakes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Eeeeewww !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Not often I find myself adblocking one of yours but...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Sorry man
I've been away too long, it all kind of built up into, well, this..
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:06, archived)
# It's clear that for your own mental wellbeing you need to spend more time on b3ta.
*issues prescription* - 20 minutes of puerile digital art, 3 times daily, avoid taking with a meal.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:11, archived)
# get him to move cats' eyes onto their ears
it's the wave of the present
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Time for lunch!
.... cancels lunch, logs out (pun intended)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:12, archived)
# I was just going for lunch.
But now I feel de-turd from doing so.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:15, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:24, archived)
# oh god i just came into the canteen, sat down,
took out a sandwich and said to myself, "let's see what those jolly chaps on b3ta are up to".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:16, archived)
# i hope the sandwiches don't contain meat paste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:18, archived)
# worse. i've got cheese or salami
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:19, archived)
# With a nice chocolate mousse for dessert
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:22, archived)
# close. norwegian kit kat
chocolate fingers. mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Mr. Magic Tea-Fingers...
Hey Smallbrainfield, when will Mr. Magic Tea-Fingers return? In a Dark Hams crossover episode?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)
# I always do a Tea Fingers then think never again.
I have no doubt there will be more Tea Fingers though, he's my favourite thing I've ever done on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Schroedinger's sandwich?
Contains Cheese or Salami until eaten
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:31, archived)
# you never know which til you open the sandwich
=2( |salami + |cheese + (1/2)*(|salami+cheese)/5.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:18, archived)
# egads b3ta fucks up the kets like no man's business
but you get the point
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# i'm having chicken soup with french bread
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:36, archived)
# actually, I dunno what I having.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:46, archived)
# i'm having this because it's what's in my mum's cupboards
i'd love a pot noodle, but i can't eat them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:48, archived)
# have a sausage
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:50, archived)
# can't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:53, archived)
# one of those internet sandwiches? you flash bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:34, archived)
# hey, i keep up with the times
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:48, archived)
# I was just thinking about having some sausage for dinner
in brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Compoo it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# :D
Happy poop is happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# And looks ready to enjoy a pleasant summer day
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one for today
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:41, archived)
# there's no such thing as american english
there's just english and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] but this is the last one

colon - semicolon
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:48, archived)
# that's one hell of a tapeworm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:20, archived)
# And back to America, the Colon. i.e.s
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Ok then..

and..

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Are you still a virgin?
Yes, I still have my hyphen!
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:37, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:46, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Grief!
GRIEF I SAY............ aaarrrrgggghhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Was it a
dodgy umlaut?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 1:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:45, archived)
# I " I like this" this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:08, archived)
# oh ffs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:20, archived)
# :O


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe this is better...

original here
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:28, archived)
# dreadful pun
but the film is pretty decent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Was it following a / ?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)
# hee hee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Yay. My second FP
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] psycho the rapist...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:49, archived)
# hahahaha
i'm enjoying this compo
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:51, archived)
# haha
he lives on penis land doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:03, archived)
# you've been watching Q.I again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:21, archived)
# haha
I worked for a web design agency about 12 years ago and the list of "Funny URLs" was emailed round the office several times a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:30, archived)
# it was the "i can haz cheezburger?" of its day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] simple? effective?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Once you've used it you will never be able to find the original shirt again?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:30, archived)
# that's right.
also, the i-ron is a docking station.
the i-roning b-oard us also a docking station for the i-ron.
and the h-ouse, is one for the i-roning b-oard.

and one won't work without the other.

or a little white wire.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:34, archived)
# And once you've bought it you will never again be able to own another brannd of iron
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:35, archived)
# the battery life isn't great though...
but you can plug it in to a stereo, you know, where your c.d's are...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:38, archived)
# And you won't be able to iron clothes bought in another country
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:50, archived)
# or anything that's not made in the right size system
numbers not letters, no s/m/l etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Mornin' all.


Off for a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:57, archived)
# haha!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:59, archived)
# Cheers.
Sacked the Ferrari badge as that just looked rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Higgins is a nice touch though
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:06, archived)
# I tried to stick his head over the tiger's but there was no way that was happening.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:07, archived)
# ITV 4
RIGHT NOW !!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Really?
Think work would frown on it though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:08, archived)
# C'mon, Higgins! You can make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] lazy, lazy, lazy:
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:53, archived)
# hehe
First Class
* geddit
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:58, archived)
# *grone*
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:00, archived)
#
Grone is a commune (municipality) in the Province of Bergamo in the Italian region of Lombardy, located about 70 km northeast of Milan and about 20 km east of ...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Yeah it's only ever bills and junk though isn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:09, archived)

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