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(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Best place to store The Dip.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:38, archived)
# oh go on then, you twisted my arm
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Nicely
Especially the glittery dress. A simple trick, perhaps, but very effective here.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Yep.
Glittery loveliness.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Mmm, sexy blank-eyed noseless lady.
No wonder Roger is going "Yes! I totally nailed her!" in that image.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Notice his pale colour as all the blood rushes elsewhere.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Wonderful!!
:D
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Earlier...
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Why isn't Roger naked?
I can't wank to this.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:15, archived)
# ruderies!
poor Bob, his balls have shrivelled to almost nothing :D
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:19, archived)
# She looked better with clothes on... O_o
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:20, archived)
# hahah
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Pigeon detective
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:36, archived)
# That's brill!
But hang on, Eddie's a toon now? You've just added a complicated twist to the film :O
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Well, that's obvious

Also: thread deleting cunts! I can just feel the collective shrugs rippling across the multiverse
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:46, archived)
# A textbook case.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:03, archived)
# This way you can save your rabbit casserole in a tupperware container
and have some left for Thursday and Friday!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:28, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Pffft
*splutters*
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:04, archived)
# I like how he's claimed the desk behind him in the name of Cuba.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:40, archived)
# I like his NINJIDAS tracksuit
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:48, archived)
# They're available to buy in shops like Fidl.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:26, archived)
# What the hell has happened to his hands???
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:27, archived)
# oh wow :P
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:29, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Not wishing to be outdone by those Ruskies
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Nice boobs, Dave.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:41, archived)
# russia is fucked
but thinking about it, i can't remember a time when it wasn't
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:46, archived)
# 862AD
When the Vikings took over and sorted out the place.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Series two starts soon.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Based on a true story
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:02, archived)
# Batman Begins?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:05, archived)
# The Diary of Ann Frank?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:06, archived)
# Is that Marty Feldman's eye?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:12, archived)
#
One day, when he was naughty, Mr. Bunnsy looked over the hedge into Farmer Fred's field and saw it was full of fresh green lettuces. Mr. Bunnsy however, was not full of lettuces. This did not seem fair.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:19, archived)
# Why hasn't this been FP'd yet?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:21, archived)
# it is perhaps too short and can't be milked
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:32, archived)
# Maybe it needed bouncing, animated tits in a tiny bikini.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Herman! We need you !LOL
If anyone can take a piece of a teenage boy wank fantasy and turn it into a grainy gif, Herman can!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:24, archived)
# oh, do let us hope we don't have to see bouncing, animated tits in a tiny bikini!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Coordination!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:23, archived)
#
I keep seeing dots before my eye.

Sauron must be running out of silver ... the new tower is crap. Mind you, he's top of the Shard now, innit?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:22, archived)
# Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Pole?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:34, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Eye see what you did there
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Dot Matrix?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:13, archived)
# I'd print 'er
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:15, archived)
# Don't you Bat an eye at me, you flirt.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:23, archived)
# Good morning
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:24, archived)
# It's like that time!
Happy Wednesday, Dave
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:46, archived)
# Happy good morning everyone!
:D
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:42, archived)
# Cup of tea moley?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:43, archived)
# I prefer my tea like naughty children; whipped within an inch of its life.
:D
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:47, archived)
# I like my coffee like I like my women:
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:27, archived)
#
more laudanum, dear?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:25, archived)
# Morning Wobbly! Great work today
Tomorrow can I request Professor Brian Cox in a stripy top?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:44, archived)
# why wait?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:50, archived)
# Gah!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:56, archived)
# Ning Toastie!
Aren't they just 'dandy?' :)
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:51, archived)
# They look like they know how to have a lot of fun
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:53, archived)
# Sturdy men with the kind of glasses that could smash twenty faces and never break.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Gonna have to call pest control again
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 7:41, archived)
# Fridge Penguins, The pets of the future!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:23, archived)
# I'm starting to suspect that penguins can be really shit when kept at your house
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 8:23, archived)
# Watch out where the penguins go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# only just saw the original version of this poster with the scarf
and it made me do this:
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:15, archived)
# i thought that was Michael Jackson at first
...then I remembered he is dead
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:19, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:22, archived)
# They're all dead, Pedro
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:54, archived)
# 'hears Phillip Marlowe voice'
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 4:16, archived)
# Hang on...
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:54, archived)
# *waits*
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:59, archived)
# Paula Yates as a child.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 3:04, archived)
# Hutchence - not quite as bad as Jimmy Barnes or John Farnham, but still pretty shitty
 

 
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 4:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:34, archived)
# The people have every propensity.
A thing solving them is it.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:35, archived)
# phew
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:44, archived)
# The Phew, The Proud,...
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:41, archived)
# Had to include a pig...
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:18, archived)
# I am a racist
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:19, archived)
# ..and a bear.
comment FAIL
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:21, archived)
# Oh, he's a bear all right.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:56, archived)
# Oo-er!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 3:01, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, PIG!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:21, archived)
# such good aim with his eyes closed!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:23, archived)
# Shoot the door!................IDGAF!!!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:24, archived)
# Intuitive
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:28, archived)
# Hahaha \o/
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:25, archived)
# reminds me of that billy bear ham that i used to eat when i was little
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:39, archived)
# o no u ditint
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:52, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:56, archived)
# Fuck no.
I don't want this on my profile page.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:58, archived)
# my eyes
my paw eyes
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 3:11, archived)
# He's fursighted.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 3:15, archived)
# iPAW
sorry
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 4:03, archived)
# YES FP THIS NOW!!!!!!!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 3:05, archived)
# NO! NO! NO!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 3:08, archived)
# FP! FP! FP! FP!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 7:36, archived)
# Just saw a new McDonald's commercial
Don't think it will help sales in the UK much...



De RIS
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:41, archived)
# d'oh!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:47, archived)
# OOoops
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:26, archived)
# how sweet of them to be with me right there in my time of darkness
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:34, archived)
# Perhaps I will try new things and top myself.
HA! LIKE FUCK I WOULD EAT THAT, GET TAE FUCK.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:42, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:44, archived)
# ha ha ha -- i've seen that bit before
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:52, archived)
# Hahaha
"This was never an actual commercial... this was made as a joke..."
/not sure if retard or trolling
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Going Retro...
NSFW

Mod: No cocks on the board. Thanks.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:32, archived)
# I think you should link that and mark it NSFW.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:34, archived)
# F5, motherfucker, do you push it?
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:37, archived)
# By the time I posted my reply
the mods had intervened. But I didn't think there was much to be gained by editing my post.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Gonna have to work on your response time there...
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:54, archived)
# I prefer working on my sleeping.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Not the first time the mods have taken the cock
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:35, archived)
# I'd suggest making it into a link marked NSFW.
This will keep the denizens happy.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:37, archived)
# F5's covered in mindpiss this evening.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:38, archived)
# it is, however, mildly amusing
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:07, archived)
# Granted.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:12, archived)
# Fictional cocks are OK, I think.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:17, archived)
# Now make it look like a fridge, with doors
and a light.
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:26, archived)
# Wind in The Willows II - Who Culled Badger?
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:53, archived)
# Is that a personal tag, or just a random bloke in the bottom-right?
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Usborne are lying cunts
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:01, archived)
# Funnier than the original
Clicked
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:28, archived)
# :O
Totally a bridge. d
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Heh heh!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:37, archived)
# May I suggest links would be more appropriate.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Could be.....
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Hong kong fuey got me thinking now
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Chungchicawowbigabiccabowowowchunkachikkabobbabowwowabibblebowiebowowowowow...
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 1:39, archived)
# I took the liberty of cleaning that up a little. I hope you don't mind.
Do you mind, Mr. Phooey?

No, no he doesn't.

it's 72k now
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
get fucked
You might get a better reception on the links board, which is a board for posting links. The link to the links board is at the top of this page.
actually no, get fucked
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:32, archived)
# Gosh
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:35, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Yay for Tuesday
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:46, archived)
# I thought that was going to be that .gif of a kitten wanking whilst sucking an arab's feet.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:40, archived)
# I thought that was going to be that .gif of a wanking whilst sucking an kitten arab's feet.
/links
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:48, archived)
# Betty will help you out
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:50, archived)
# Don't encourage them!
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:52, archived)
#

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Shove that grenade up the monkey's arse and ram it up your piss hole CUNT!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Nite all...
.


.
If anyone is here !
.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Sure there's a dairy/diary pun to be had here.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:04, archived)
#
"14 June 1942
Spent all night in the shitter, I think it was that kebab I had on the way back from the pub.

15 June 1942
Ten pints and a prawn vindaloo, the results speak for themselves.

16 June 1942
Baked beans and guinness turned out to be a bad combination."

An excerpt from The Diary-a of Anne Frank

(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:28, archived)
#
I thought about making a 3rd Reich advent calendar. Couldn't decide whether to include Anne Frank or not though ... would never find her!
(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:53, archived)
# wheee
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 21:19, archived)
# \o/
'click'
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 21:40, archived)
# The coolest........
Fridgeotheque in town !
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Saturday night?
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Teleporting Handle-dance?
Genesis' finest album in my opinion.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] QAD
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha...
Or is it just very small ??
.

.
Mind if I pea here ?
.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:17, archived)
# I do
not
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:19, archived)
# could be farther
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Not entirely sure where I was going with this.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Who froze a shoe?
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:13, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:18, archived)
# rather brilliant
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:47, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Heheh.
Hope I haven't subconsciously ripped you off. Don't think I'd seen that one.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Good evening.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:05, archived)
# arf
: D
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I fort that was going to be the punchline !
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:15, archived)
# <pedantry class="mediæval">
Crenelated parapet wall syndrome </pedantry>
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:15, archived)
# same joke, slower to get to :D
Crikey, from 2007 how time flies

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:20, archived)
# Love his pained expression at the end
It just screams "Oooooffff"
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:28, archived)
# It says "They're playing up again" to me...
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:37, archived)
# 'facepalm'
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 21:42, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 22:51, archived)
# You were GREAT....
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:16, archived)
# In space no one can hear you cream...
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Faceful of alien wingwong
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 22:15, archived)

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