I don't know why, but it took me a couple of scrolls past to get this :)
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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all done in 28mins too, well played!
although 'Rafi'?? that's obviously a made up name...
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:47,
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Lovely stuff as usual
Can't seem to find my 'Finding Omen' pic :-)
Amazed at lack of comments on this. Seems clever stuff gets passed over these days.
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:58,
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Amazed at lack of comments on this. Seems clever stuff gets passed over these days.
You neatly avoided "Benny's dick-cucumber patch" there, well done
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:19,
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I heard an american call him Benedict Cumberband t'other day
and had to resist the urge to go "Yeah, 2010 called, we want our silly name back" because I was feeling a bit of a dick that day
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:29,
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Old man in park.
Your lucky if they remember to go outside to do it when they get to a certain age.
Grrrrr.
Also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F2K8XZs5lU
So scientific these humans.
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:35,
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Grrrrr.
Also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F2K8XZs5lU
So scientific these humans.
On my way to the tram this morning (walking through a dark park area),
I encountered a very big man in a training suit walking a tiny, tiny dog. Its body (the dog's) wasn't bigger than that of a big rat. It was very young and it looked like it had only just learned to walk. When the dog stumbled up to me curiously, wagging its tail, and didn't respond to his shouting immediately, he started cursing and shouting.
He clearly didn't have any patience whatsoever for what looked to me like a baby dog and expected it to listen to him instantly. He grabbed the dog in his large hand while continuing to shout FUCKING DOG. I really despair for people and I hope the dog will have a relatively normal life.
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:51,
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He clearly didn't have any patience whatsoever for what looked to me like a baby dog and expected it to listen to him instantly. He grabbed the dog in his large hand while continuing to shout FUCKING DOG. I really despair for people and I hope the dog will have a relatively normal life.
It won't.
It's doomed to a life of suffering and pain and neglect and being yelled at and jerked around.
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 18:14,
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I like this, what if Shabba Ranks became a member of ABBA?
and performed at the palace of Jabba
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:24,
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that's what I thought.
possibly mumbling something under his breath.
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:48,
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very determinedly forward, nice.
(do we get busted for liking too many things? )
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 18:16,
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Bandwagon?
Maria and Mine are travel in Kyoto.
Mine: WTH?! D:
Maria: No... I want to go home soon. >△<;;
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:35,
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Mine: WTH?! D:
Maria: No... I want to go home soon. >△<;;
I've just got to the bit where he goes looking for a job and finds a job
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:44,
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I would say that standing on your head is not considered 'easy go' in my book
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:49,
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I aim to please
and I know that the people here like low hummus
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:43,
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i gotta go, butt i have a request, can you post your freebase timecop pic, the text makes me lose it.
ta la
ed: any more silhouette japes on the horizon?
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:31,
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ed: any more silhouette japes on the horizon?
HAHAHAHA - have a good excursion
EDIT: the silhouettes are fucked for now. totally forgot about them.
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:33,
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EDIT: the silhouettes are fucked for now. totally forgot about them.
ahha oh christ, thank you
i so want a poster of this
ta la
FUCK IS FOREVER....UNTIL NOW
AHAHAHAH
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:35,
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ta la
FUCK IS FOREVER....UNTIL NOW
AHAHAHAH
i'd like to put a poster of it up at the cinema - hahaha, cunts
they don't understand fuck
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:37,
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i will make this happen
i'll look into printing
if you have a higher def version of it let me know, if not, fuck be praised!
ta la
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:41,
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if you have a higher def version of it let me know, if not, fuck be praised!
ta la
Aye :(
So all me Bee-52s and Tarantulas with tazers have been archived
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:34,
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heheheh
always finish with a cream pie...
or something like that
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:36,
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or something like that
I really don't want to know how your mind works...
I'm just glad that it does work that way...
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Thu 10 Oct 2013, 0:53,
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chortle arf
Brilliant, eh? Eh?
Note to Morrissey: you're a knob.
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:17,
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Brilliant, eh? Eh?
Note to Morrissey: you're a knob.
It must be nice for him to know he's always got the family business to fall back on
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:30,
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I'm hoping for pies! That's me sorted. Joke... I'm joking, no really. Prodg will like it. He loves head swaps :D
Reverse everything sounds good though :)
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:30,
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Reverse everything sounds good though :)
It's not quite "everything" but I inverted a load of stuff randomly for a while
I hope you approve.
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:40,
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I thought his whole career/life could be summed up with a picture of a horses arse
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:45,
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Image Challenge vote
This week's image vote is on the runway. Your choices:
* Morrissey
The Guardian is asking for people to design Morrisseys autobiography cover.
Surely this needs to be done: www.theguardian.com/music/2013/oct/04/morrisseys-autobiography-design-your-own-front-cover
* Insect Wars
What would have happened if the cockroaches had developed the A-bomb before we did? And other war/insect scenarios.
* Reverse everything.
Make The world backwards. Like the audience on stage with the band watching etc.
* Pies
One-word challenge: pies!
Take-off:
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:10,
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* Morrissey
The Guardian is asking for people to design Morrisseys autobiography cover.
Surely this needs to be done: www.theguardian.com/music/2013/oct/04/morrisseys-autobiography-design-your-own-front-cover
* Insect Wars
What would have happened if the cockroaches had developed the A-bomb before we did? And other war/insect scenarios.
* Reverse everything.
Make The world backwards. Like the audience on stage with the band watching etc.
* Pies
One-word challenge: pies!
Take-off:
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:09,
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we have studied your abbenchures here in munchen, you once beat a yoga teacher around his shins mit his own satchel
XD
sweet japes
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:40,
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sweet japes
Your obsession with Utrecht will be your downfall one day
No, this was in The Hague
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:08,
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No, this was in The Hague
most suave
a fine setting for a saucy dalliance, imjussayin
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/the_hague_skyline_dusk_hd_mediocre_saucy_suave_dalliance.jpg
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:14,
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www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/the_hague_skyline_dusk_hd_mediocre_saucy_suave_dalliance.jpg
Nicely
Those skyscrapers are finished by now. All the tall buildings are ministries.
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:51,
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Being pushed a fair bit, sounds like someone's commissioned a stealthy article.
"We gave the brief to those jolly rascals on British humour site b3ta.com just to see what they'd come up with. They didn't disappoint, although regrettably we can't show you some of the more 'colourful' entries ..."
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:12,
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Human slaves
In an insect nation.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2mmTDT6W7E
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:17,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2mmTDT6W7E
I would have beaten him too it if I hadn't gone for that shite!
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Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:11,
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