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[challenge entry] erm... this?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:41, archived)
# :D
*click*
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59, archived)
# kcilc
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Nicely done
*clicky*
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Hehehehe
:)
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:43, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] They build the bottle inside the ship
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Nice
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, archived)
# I don't know why, but it took me a couple of scrolls past to get this :)
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Woaha thur!!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:29, archived)
# :D Obligatory Mum?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Nice tag!
:)
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:05, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:07, archived)
# arf!
(in-jokes are always frontpaged)
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:20, archived)
# Clever stuff :D
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:46, archived)
# all done in 28mins too, well played!
although 'Rafi'?? that's obviously a made up name...
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:47, archived)
# I like that
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha... very good
Nice to have been an inspiration

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] how about ten bowl pinning!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Please don't
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:17, archived)
# words to live by
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely indeed. I believe this may also work for t'challenge.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:29, archived)
# Lovely stuff as usual
Can't seem to find my 'Finding Omen' pic :-)
Amazed at lack of comments on this. Seems clever stuff gets passed over these days.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Nice idea.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 18:29, archived)
#
I'd like this as a poster
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Benedict's Cucumber patch
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:13, archived)
# You neatly avoided "Benny's dick-cucumber patch" there, well done
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:19, archived)
# I heard an american call him Benedict Cumberband t'other day
and had to resist the urge to go "Yeah, 2010 called, we want our silly name back" because I was feeling a bit of a dick that day
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:29, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:08, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Old man in park.
Your lucky if they remember to go outside to do it when they get to a certain age.
Grrrrr.

Also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F2K8XZs5lU
So scientific these humans.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:35, archived)
# On my way to the tram this morning (walking through a dark park area),
I encountered a very big man in a training suit walking a tiny, tiny dog. Its body (the dog's) wasn't bigger than that of a big rat. It was very young and it looked like it had only just learned to walk. When the dog stumbled up to me curiously, wagging its tail, and didn't respond to his shouting immediately, he started cursing and shouting.
He clearly didn't have any patience whatsoever for what looked to me like a baby dog and expected it to listen to him instantly. He grabbed the dog in his large hand while continuing to shout FUCKING DOG. I really despair for people and I hope the dog will have a relatively normal life.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:51, archived)
# It won't.
It's doomed to a life of suffering and pain and neglect and being yelled at and jerked around.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Jilly - Bean
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:40, archived)
# Took me a while
:)

And *click*
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doing this right?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 4:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Probably....
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 5:09, archived)
[challenge entry] No, but it is better than what the compo suggests.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 5:37, archived)
# rABBA?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:00, archived)
# ShABBA!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:20, archived)
# I like this, what if Shabba Ranks became a member of ABBA?
and performed at the palace of Jabba
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:24, archived)
# scary
furious jacko
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 4:43, archived)
# Haha
*clickity click*
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 6:18, archived)
# This week's compo might just be a great thing
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:00, archived)
# a joke nobody gets
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:12, archived)
# Frayed knot
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:35, archived)
# I love how he looks like he's walking off in a strop
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:23, archived)
# that's what I thought.
possibly mumbling something under his breath.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:48, archived)
# very determinedly forward, nice.
(do we get busted for liking too many things? )
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Bandwagon?
Maria and Mine are travel in Kyoto.

Mine: WTH?! D:
Maria: No... I want to go home soon. >△<;;
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 4:42, archived)
# I was wondering what took you so long
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:11, archived)
# It's a lovely nazi cock-rocket but now I just miss Leningrad
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:25, archived)
# And now me also
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:02, archived)
# hahaha
render it useless by slipping a Johnny on it ;)
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 6:40, archived)
# It's penetrated our defenses.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Take cover! It's the gay shift!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 0:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:02, archived)
# Halloooooo gayshift?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:04, archived)
# Shift of teh gayz
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:22, archived)
# Fuck
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:36, archived)
# naowaittaminnit!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:07, archived)
# Flan is gay.
Not you.
.......no.......no.......
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 3:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:36, archived)
#
fuck
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:37, archived)
# Oh much better.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:24, archived)
# And 0.1% effort
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 3:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:38, archived)
# Homoerotica
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:42, archived)
# GET TU DAH DOKTAH
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:46, archived)
# Who's your daddy
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:49, archived)
# ---brilliant!--
--i'm moist---
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:42, archived)
# ONWARD! TO FUCKTORY!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:41, archived)
# Good Times!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:48, archived)
# Hahachrist
time for bed
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 4:42, archived)
# That's beautiful.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:13, archived)
# lawdy!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:16, archived)
# They've got a lot of spunk, even for gayshift standards
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:04, archived)
# I've just got to the bit where he goes looking for a job and finds a job
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Ahahahaha inspired
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 0:17, archived)
# "Anything at all. So long as I can bitch about it."
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:16, archived)
# I'd like to know what Morrissey thinks of horse's clunges
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:36, archived)
# The mules' muffin.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:24, archived)
# i need some
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:33, archived)
# I'll get my chemistry set out.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:42, archived)
# i'll get my cock out
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:52, archived)
# I just blew up my house.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:44, archived)
# I would say that standing on your head is not considered 'easy go' in my book
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Are you saying that I should compo it?
Edit: Done.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:41, archived)
# ...or, I got yer 'easy come' right here, bub

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:50, archived)
# hahahah!
top punnage
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:25, archived)
# I aim to please
and I know that the people here like low hummus
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 2:43, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha "FUCK SUGAR"
God is it that time already?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:22, archived)
# this is fuck
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:36, archived)
# oh hai qwade
weren't you sent to phuk?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:08, archived)
# i gotta go, butt i have a request, can you post your freebase timecop pic, the text makes me lose it.
ta la

ed: any more silhouette japes on the horizon?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - have a good excursion


EDIT: the silhouettes are fucked for now. totally forgot about them.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:33, archived)
# ahha oh christ, thank you
i so want a poster of this

ta la

FUCK IS FOREVER....UNTIL NOW

AHAHAHAH
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:35, archived)
# i'd like to put a poster of it up at the cinema - hahaha, cunts
they don't understand fuck
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:37, archived)
# i will make this happen
i'll look into printing

if you have a higher def version of it let me know, if not, fuck be praised!

ta la
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:41, archived)
# I fuckin' don't - phuk
anyways, ta la
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:48, archived)
# Real Imitation Nutmeat
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 3:05, archived)
# hahahaha
top stuff
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:23, archived)
# HAHA!
Pies might yet make a late finish ;)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:26, archived)
# You always jinx it!
So defiantly no pies now then :)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Aye :(
So all me Bee-52s and Tarantulas with tazers have been archived
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:34, archived)
# DEFIANTLY
I've got no pies and I just don't care
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:51, archived)
# heheheh
always finish with a cream pie...
or something like that
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:07, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:49, archived)
# AWWHAAAAAAW
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
:D
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:51, archived)
# Flanbase?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:23, archived)
# I really don't want to know how your mind works...
I'm just glad that it does work that way...
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 0:53, archived)
# warm pie FUCK
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 1:03, archived)
# MY PIE!
D:
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:50, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Reverse everything' it is then :D
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:17, archived)
# you have seen the future, man
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Well, I like this
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:05, archived)
# chortle arf


Brilliant, eh? Eh?

Note to Morrissey: you're a knob.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:17, archived)
# horse in a coma
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:19, archived)
# showjumpers of the world unite
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:22, archived)
# mare is a light that never goes out
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:34, archived)
# I was looking for a cob then I found a cob !
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:07, archived)
# and heaven knows i'm miserable neigh
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:16, archived)
# william hill was really nothing
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:20, archived)
# It must be nice for him to know he's always got the family business to fall back on
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:30, archived)
# I'm hoping for pies! That's me sorted. Joke... I'm joking, no really. Prodg will like it. He loves head swaps :D

Reverse everything sounds good though :)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:30, archived)
# It's not quite "everything" but I inverted a load of stuff randomly for a while
I hope you approve.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Delightful :D
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:42, archived)
# Cookie Monster!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Nooooooo
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:36, archived)
# You went for realism, I see
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:41, archived)
# I thought his whole career/life could be summed up with a picture of a horses arse
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:45, archived)
# it's a remarkable likeness, too
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Oh sorry, I read it as "an enormous twat"
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:51, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Stop the comp
we have a winner!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:46, archived)
# WINA
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:19, archived)
# i hope you submitted it to the guardian
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 0:09, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's image vote is on the runway. Your choices:

* Morrissey
The Guardian is asking for people to design Morrisseys autobiography cover.
Surely this needs to be done: www.theguardian.com/music/2013/oct/04/morrisseys-autobiography-design-your-own-front-cover

* Insect Wars
What would have happened if the cockroaches had developed the A-bomb before we did? And other war/insect scenarios.

* Reverse everything.
Make The world backwards. Like the audience on stage with the band watching etc.

* Pies
One-word challenge: pies!

Take-off:




(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:10, archived)
# Why can't it ever be Sexy Dutch People?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:29, archived)
# "Reverse everything"
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Touché
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 0:09, archived)
# No contest.
<3
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Too much of a stretch of the imagination
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:49, archived)
# No sources
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:49, archived)
# ^this

^ and that
^ and that
^ and that
^ and that
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# !_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:09, archived)
# I am no.1 citizen of pfuck
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:34, archived)
# we have studied your abbenchures here in munchen, you once beat a yoga teacher around his shins mit his own satchel
XD

sweet japes
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:40, archived)
# I once dated a yoga teacher
she had nice shins
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:58, archived)
# was this in Utrecht?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Your obsession with Utrecht will be your downfall one day

No, this was in The Hague
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:08, archived)
# most suave
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Nicely
Those skyscrapers are finished by now. All the tall buildings are ministries.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:51, archived)
# suuuave!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Morrissey and the Guardian can fuck right off
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Here here
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Well said
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Being pushed a fair bit, sounds like someone's commissioned a stealthy article.
"We gave the brief to those jolly rascals on British humour site b3ta.com just to see what they'd come up with. They didn't disappoint, although regrettably we can't show you some of the more 'colourful' entries ..."
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Ohhh awake at voting time!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:44, archived)
# C please.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:18, archived)
# FUCK PIES

we need a Sexy Chihuahua challenge
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Human slaves
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Bloody Badgers
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:59, archived)
# \o/
cheeky badgers
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:20, archived)
# cheeky badgers
\o/
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:34, archived)
# It's not as if they can run very fast
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:38, archived)
# beeky chadgers
/o/
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Cheers badgeky
\o/
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:51, archived)
# \o/ cheekry badge
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:04, archived)
# I can't believe this hasn't been done already
\o/
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Pffffffft
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:50, archived)
# I would have beaten him too it if I hadn't gone for that shite!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Hahaha
See picture first shite second
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Ha!
(I took the laptop with me)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Made me laugh. Happy candles!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 3:07, archived)

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