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[challenge entry] Nice fuckin' model!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Oh
That's good
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Thanks, man.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:18, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:11, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Very good!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:15, archived)
# Cheers, Joe.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:18, archived)
# woosh woosh woosh bleeeeeeeee!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Nicely done :D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:21, archived)
# top work :)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:22, archived)
# very much what Toasty said
:)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:13, archived)
# i like this
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha !
Wonderful stuff.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] and then there was this...
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:59, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Haha!!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Ace!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:07, archived)
# this isn't a joke...
...I've really lost my telegraph post, I thought you lot might know where it is?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Well, you see
my gentleman's log cabin needed finishing :/
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:14, archived)
# so it was you rummaging arond down my back passage the other night?
*shakes fist in general direction of the internet* why-i-oughta...
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:23, archived)
# ooops -
thought you were asleep :(
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:45, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:09, archived)
# This is WRONG
standing cat never went missing!!
you're wrong,
you're ALL wrong!
*flounces_off*
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:54, archived)
# well what a lovely flounce you have
have you had it long?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:53, archived)
#

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha
john mccririck is looking well
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:54, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:58, archived)
# he faked his death and is now living in Russia?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:06, archived)
# He does look in rather a hurry!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Out of the grave and off down the road.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Run Forest Run

well that took far too long :(
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
He's on his way kids!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Eeeee, that's a jolly old skippityhop.
Maybe he wasn't all bad.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:05, archived)
# :D Brilliant.
What's the original source for the skipping chav?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:23, archived)
# looks like one of the GLC
maybe..
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Meh.
Just whatever.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 6:25, archived)
# Isaac Mangang!
:D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Ozzy Ardiles?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 2:02, archived)
# he's a very happy little dog

ah, dog symmetry is fun
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 2:11, archived)
# They can hypnotize you.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 2:34, archived)
# yes, yes it is
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 2:49, archived)
# oh wow!
I'm watching myself masturbate

EDIT: also, Charo is looking chipper...
cheezburger.com/7842696704
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 2:16, archived)
# ego vortex wank
Aww she's doing her best.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 2:25, archived)
# I NEED EYE BLEACH!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 2:29, archived)
# Try this soothing link
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 2:58, archived)
# Think I'll go with this one.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 3:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 4:08, archived)
# durrr-hurrrr, am i layt for the gayshift?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 0:50, archived)
# i
would
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:10, archived)
# from behind
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:12, archived)
# just behind?
shit. i just bought 5 pounds of peanut butter
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:26, archived)
# They gayshift on ebay now
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:36, archived)
# I like that they ask
if I have one to sell...
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 3:13, archived)
# 2 people are viewing this item per hour.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 3:13, archived)
# Gone up to 3 now.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:41, archived)
# i just realized that collar could slip right off
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:46, archived)
# things with faces, we love them here.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:49, archived)
# Awww
He means no harm.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:49, archived)
# your all fat
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 2:31, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:52, archived)
# meh
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:23, archived)
# hehe
nicely done.

Oooh look - b3taday -nearly missed it :)
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:37, archived)
# 9
:D
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Another 9er!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:49, archived)
# You had candles. Did you blow them out?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 0:02, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Ha! I saw that.
:D
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 0:07, archived)
# i fucking LOVE things with faces
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 0:41, archived)
# you like things.
things with faeces.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:09, archived)
# things with faces, I love them too.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:57, archived)
[challenge entry] My effort for the compo....
.

.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:09, archived)
# I'm actually finding Boris's adventures around the globe as our mayer hilarious
I have his dad's business card in my wallet for added bollocks points

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 0:29, archived)
# Moooo:D
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Moobs
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Oh, Prude Cow...
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:51, archived)
# PHWOAR! MILK MY UDDERS!
top wank material as always, mate!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:07, archived)
# BAD COW!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:49, archived)
# She needs to see a vet.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:59, archived)
# guernseys gone wild
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 0:00, archived)
# Safetycow to the rescue!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 0:06, archived)
# need that
without cow.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:11, archived)
# Me too.
Link?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:14, archived)
# I notice the cow has boots on...
Is it the cow from top secret?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 2:55, archived)
# the two guys on her immediate left
sort of 'senses' something's up, eh?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:47, archived)
#
left right
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Can't get this out of my head
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:12, archived)
# boop boop be doop
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:58, archived)
# Sigh
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Don't let atomic see your robotic boob
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:18, archived)
# *buys 2*
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 0:03, archived)
#
Would
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:35, archived)
# My goodness...
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:21, archived)
# hubbub
There's a big dilemma
About my big leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:50, archived)
# the Memphis Bellend
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 0:51, archived)
# Pin up!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:22, archived)
# Nice
Gams! (look it up!)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:24, archived)
# I dunno what the fuss is about, this whole "shooting badgers" thing sounds fun to me
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:16, archived)
# Super!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:23, archived)
# I couldn't get on with the ammunition backpack.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# A bandolier works nicely, just don't get them riled up.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:33, archived)
# close...
www.b3ta.com/board/11019625 but clearly these are badgers, a higher under rated ammunition...
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# haha, that's top
the Mark I had a tendency to misfire...
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
# I like the tripod version
as with the new 12-badger magazine, that fucker is a pest to carry around
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Is it also available in Honey Badger calibre?
Or is that military grade only?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:55, archived)
#
^massive mindpiss
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Banned under the Geneva convention
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Beaver-cannon
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:58, archived)
# !!!
The ultimate in precision badger propulsion badger technology.

Proof or endorsement please.







(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Don't give the Yanks ideas!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The Chugger with the Golden Gun
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:08, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Hahahha! Nice.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:22, archived)
# splendid
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:39, archived)
# I love this
obviously
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Popular Jaws fact. That cable Richard Kiel bit in Moonraker was made of liquorice.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Yes!
Very good sir. If people needed more convincing, you could give villains from other films as examples, the list is endless!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:55, archived)
# got me with the hat
have a 25 pound click
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:08, archived)
# Lovely
I pledge a fiver
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:34, archived)
# yes yes, I know! FAQ and all that shit, but.....
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Erector_fat_tail_sheep.jpg
[MOD EDIT - We appreciate your love of sheep anus, but perhaps try the links board for stuff you found in future]
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:51, archived)
# oversized, leached, not yours, unshopped and complaining that the FAQ exists
FP this now
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Great Erotic Moments in Film #361. The Company of Flans.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:54, archived)
# still brings a tear to my eye
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:56, archived)
# ANAL FISSURES DO THAT
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Bum Trawlers?
Bottom Feeders?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# but what?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:53, archived)
# HAHA SHEEP HAS A BUM LOL

An easy to 'shop/TOAP pic too
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Hurray for science!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:06, archived)
#
HEY, YOU! WHY DON'T YOU JUST FU[MOD EDIT]
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:48, archived)
# Sibling rivalry
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:42, archived)
# Spellbinding
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Who wants a nibble?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:10, archived)
# I'll pass thanks
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Can i take your place then
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:20, archived)
# I hear a night out in Newquay is very similar...
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:21, archived)
# baby spice does not approve
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:27, archived)
# I'm still leaning towards 'would'
maybe* the addition of gingivitis (or death) would tip the scale
*just maybe
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:34, archived)
# How long after death?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:05, archived)
# OH, THERE'S A TIME LIMIT?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:11, archived)
# What happened to your thumb?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:55, archived)
# WHOAH, CREEPY
THAT IS FREAKING ME RIGHT THE FUCK OUT
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:01, archived)
# He's turning into a molerat.

Edit: I hope that's not your thumb. {:-(
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun yet?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:09, archived)
# I don't believe so.

(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:17, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
20% okay?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:54, archived)
# A repost mash

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 0:03, archived)
# New motto for the Tories ?
benefits ? where we're going we won't need benefits
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:26, archived)
# I believe that's the gist of the films, yes
;)
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:06, archived)
# Henceforth; destination antecedent
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:21, archived)
# would'ja look at that -- it happens to be 400px wide ;)
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 19:36, archived)
# also, WTF are they putting in these laptop hard drives ??? :O
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 19:51, archived)
#
I think there is parts inside that move very fast
and without some air flow maybe it would not reach the speeds it would like.
You don't wont dust to be dragged in thu the vent holes
but you need one ( for air movement ) and that's what it is.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 19:58, archived)
# the part that moves really fast is a small hamster
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Yes
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:00, archived)
# It is what we want to believe.
/mindpiss
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:03, archived)
# The boring answer is probably accounting for different temperatures and hence air expansion and contraction.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:07, archived)
# This ^^^^
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Actually, it prevents frame distortion when the air pressure changes.
Very small changes in the geometry can really screw these up. Even loosening or tightening one of the cover screws can make a drive unreadable if it is already falling away from tolerable tolerances (LOL)
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:08, archived)
#
I think i did ok with the answer considering i made it up and i am pissed
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:14, archived)
# eeeehhh.... :P
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:19, archived)
# sexytiem
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:23, archived)
#
Now then this hole needs spunk and loads of it!!!
Right in the fucking little hamster hole.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:26, archived)
# take your filth to another thread, bub
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:28, archived)
# derp
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:33, archived)
# so sexy
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:43, archived)
# haha ouch
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Im sure this fits the criteria.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:17, archived)
# why was the first thought to enter my head "super blowjob"?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Literally,
with his alien super power breath.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:22, archived)
# i cannot put into words what i'm thinking right now
but it'd end up making a sound like "tthhhhrrrrrrrrppp" and leave you with an unwanted windsock
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:26, archived)
# this man has the legs of a child
LOOK AT THEM - LOOK!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:26, archived)
# beadle legs
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:28, archived)
# I read that as beagle...
1/2 man with dogs for legs
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:31, archived)
# nah, that's pedro again
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:34, archived)
# mega-mind-piss
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:36, archived)
# we wont have any of that weird shit on here
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:34, archived)
# YOU GOATA BE KID'DING ME!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:04, archived)
# .

(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:37, archived)
# dude nsfw - just cos u put a face on a nude lady doesnt make it any less nsfw!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:51, archived)
# Sorry
Tbh i thought it was bloody well covered
(what lady)
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:58, archived)
# you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 19:15, archived)
# erm ok

(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 19:31, archived)
# true story
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:00, archived)
# i belive this is how it should be

(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:28, archived)
# HORSE IS A GOALIENT!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:59, archived)
# i'm in a pudding mood
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:14, archived)
#
I've got apple crumble for pudding tonight :)
Was in the benefit buffet in asda, 59 pence? I think so.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:18, archived)
# don't blame you!
might do a spot of scrumping on the playing fields later, tons of apples and blackberries there for the taking
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)
# The thought of dog piss always puts me off,
although I'm sure washing them gets rid of any on the fruit, just its always on my mind...
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:23, archived)
# if dogs can piss as high as the fruit i go after, they should be working for the fire service
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:25, archived)
# :)

(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:55, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:58, archived)
# APPLABELEALSAUCES!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:26, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:28, archived)
# ur pudding me on
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 19:19, archived)

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