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# fuckin' chicken
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Hiney Can-Can?

Edit: I now cannot unsee a chicken's jiblet hole being held open by wings goatse-esque. Also goatse-esque looks quite a lot like grotesque, coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] now look what you've done
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:54, archived)
# hold on to your man-baskets
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 0:09, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha
jackhammer style
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 0:13, archived)
# hahaha, smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:45, archived)
# this would have been better with just the cat boxing

but you fucked it up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] This ;)
(herman:D, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:51, archived)
# yes!!

C'Mon Barry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:52, archived)
# agree
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:53, archived)
# seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] or this one :D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:54, archived)
# No!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:56, archived)
# I bet she's knocked a few cocks out in her time
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:57, archived)
# 'likes this'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:08, archived)
# this couldn't possibly be better :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] pikachicken disagrees
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:50, archived)
# i'm a drawin machine
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:38, archived)
# then i bury you in a shallow grave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:41, archived)
# After noncing up your clay-cold lips. Both sets.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:47, archived)
# why is she wearing normal clothes
but he's wearing a stripy leotard?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:14, archived)
# He?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:36, archived)
# just the way he rolls.
leotards 4 life.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 0:00, archived)
# it's the new ghetto
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 0:09, archived)
# I think the correct term is unitard
unless those are human legs
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Forget chicken fillets



(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:00, archived)
# surprisingly and i dont understand why as i dont see wonderbra and chickens together, but this has sort of bindun, nice tho
www.b3ta.com/board/11021807
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:11, archived)
# well they do have tasty breasts
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:14, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2fmpY_F6wc
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:19, archived)
# great episode this, thats me sorted for half an hour
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBh8tdmN8pE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:27, archived)
# nice find...me too
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:12, archived)
# that's odd.
It's actually a repost from...2007

Edit: b3ta.com/board/7733303
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:36, archived)
# the rabbit hole goes deeper
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:54, archived)
# It could be that my picture lodged in someones subconscious.
Or more likely something older took seed in us both.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Pffftt
You said 'seed'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:47, archived)
# :D
would
(herman:D, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Think just about every variant has been tried :-/
www.b3ta.com/board/11021062#post11021124
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:15, archived)
# till the divorce then you lose that leg, and an arm
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:27, archived)
# till she fucks you over leaving you cry wanking in a tent
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:10, archived)
# nice day for a swim
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 3:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm getting crapper at this


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(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:57, archived)
# haha oof, used to get shouted at on here for using that source image
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:59, archived)
# HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:25, archived)
# I still guffaw like a loon after seeing every one of the 500 times this has been done
:D :D
(Vladimir Gluten, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:39, archived)
# "Is it me you're looking for?" ... "No."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Oh, good. You're awake.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:08, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha :D

He's well 'ard
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:16, archived)
# 2 MILLION YEARS PREVIOUSLY...
AUSTRALEOPITHECUS FUCKUFLAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# oooh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# WHERE THE HELL IS THAT LUBRICATION COMING FROM?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:33, archived)
# boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Brilliantly done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:47, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:18, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Privacy guaranteed
(Frogcloset (noun), Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] up 4 rent.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Does it come in a bigger size?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:01, archived)
# no :(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Does he have a name?
Maybe "Choad?"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Your fat cock's got tits.
Droopy cock tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:20, archived)
# Like two fried eggs.
(Isn't that pedo or sutin?)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Like droopy fried cock eggs.
Flabby mump buckets.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Coobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:27, archived)
# theyre wings blindo.
the tits are under the feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Blindo! Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:36, archived)
# HahaH:D
you wish
(herman:D, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Does she take it up the egghole?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:09, archived)
# cloaca-wocka-wocka!!
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:25, archived)
# i'm looking for hot comb action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:18, archived)
# A friend is having a James Bond themed party next weekend, so I offered to do a few posters for decoration.
I'm rather pleased with this one, it's just over six feet wide, black acrylic paint on a sheet of paper from a plan printer.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:22, archived)
# that's very nice!
I wish I had a printer with a 6' wide carriage
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Thanks, but no printer.
Found the pic on the web, photoshopped it into a stencil, projected it onto the paper blue tacked on the living room wall, traced the outline in pencil, went over it with a black marker (Sharpie for the 'merkins), and then painted it with a small brush. Took ages. I do, really, wish I had a printer that big.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:31, archived)
# Someone appears to have spunked all over its bonnet.
Understandable.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:02, archived)
# STOP GETTING BOND WRONG
See the number plate here; farm5.static.flickr.com/4110/5173503215_a098d70f11.jpg

ps, I have no idea if this is correct or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Fair comment
but I found a few pictures of DB5s claiming to be *the* Bond car but with different number plates, and I couldn't be bothered to run through a film to find it. Hence the generic, and completely false, number plate.

I suspect with Connery leaning on that one it probably is the correct one.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:42, archived)
# he's playing pocket pool LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10983185
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:05, archived)
# I'm going start making restaurant bookings under the name "Justin Hoffman"
Just to see the look of disappointment on the maître d's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:16, archived)
# I already do that under the moniker "Dustin Lee Collins".
I'm regularly lambasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:30, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Pull yourself together.
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:54, archived)
# puzzule
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:59, archived)
# i want to build a bee out of the parts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:25, archived)
# do what you gotta.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:21, archived)
# I ain't been around in a while but I haz dun a artz!!


Watcha fink?

Edit: shrunk...
(Sir_Spam Long-time poster, lost my old account ;(, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:16, archived)
# she'll never get that lot in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Having known her personally, I can assure you it'd be no problem.
(Sir_Spam Long-time poster, lost my old account ;(, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:20, archived)
# 0_0
and on that bombshell, it's time to go.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Filthy mind...
She was a waitress, and had a big appetite.
(Sir_Spam Long-time poster, lost my old account ;(, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Yeah, Riiight.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:53, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:36, archived)
# Thank'ee!
But she's my ex-girlfriend and she really wasn't...
(Sir_Spam Long-time poster, lost my old account ;(, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:39, archived)
# love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:23, archived)
# just a thing


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:00, archived)
# that's what you get for falling asleep in a wizard's hedge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:01, archived)
# oooo errrr - a bit of a euphemism ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:05, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:11, archived)
# TERRIBLE BULLYING OF PISTON!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:33, archived)
# it'll get better if i practice more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:40, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(thread saved)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Advance to next thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Next thread deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)
# but i don't have the sword of zandor!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Can you remember where you last had it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:11, archived)
# you and your double-entendres ,,, wow :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:42, archived)
#
Hedge magic?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:25, archived)
# not surprised to see some of that dedicated to the discworld :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:31, archived)
# F5; would
edit. Excellent stuff btw :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:22, archived)
# :D thanks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Morph!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Where have I seen him before?
www.ucl.ac.uk/conservation-c-22/people
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:35, archived)
# first name is elizabeth pye
that's my cousin's name!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:51, archived)
# nah, just some guy that was on the Palm Beach, Florida mugshot website last week
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:27, archived)
#
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:59, archived)
# Interesting
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:54, archived)
# poor billy gibson
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:20, archived)
# :D
Catman
(herman:D, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Pun Intended


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(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:58, archived)
# dirty birdy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# For whom the cock crows
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:09, archived)
# when the wind blows, when the mothers squawk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:14, archived)
# so that's what you kids are calling it now?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:23, archived)
# kids?
i'm 39 on tuesday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:27, archived)
# I'm 51, and I have socks older than you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:34, archived)
# none of my socks are more that a year old
because that's when i gave in and actually bought some.
i hate socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:38, archived)
# pics plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:39, archived)
# just you wait
when i hit 70,000 posts, i'll post a pic....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:42, archived)
# 2200 more posts
...so, sometime tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:51, archived)
# those were the days, pedro, those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:00, archived)
# they're all desperate for a good clucking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Was thinking more...
Chick-en Lit
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:28, archived)
# i'm thinking
i shouldn't have just eaten those chicken thighs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:32, archived)
# oooo - I like this collage malarkey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Me too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:20, archived)
# good to see Rutger Hauer staying in shape
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Or Ellen DeGeneres nowadays
www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3040055/posts
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Oh - bloody 'ell :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:55, archived)
# holy cow!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 14:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:33, archived)
# whos' guts

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:34, archived)
# needz more nose shadow
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:55, archived)
# i don't like this game
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:09, archived)
# :D hungry hungry nostrils
'get them before they get you'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:24, archived)
# '"Blockbusters" - The Kenneth Williams Years?'
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Nope...not right. You should consider going to PedroHin Skool Of Fotoshppry SKool of photshoppery fotoshopyry...

(that's right...there's a penguin sliding down an escalator....you're not imagining things...PEDROHINSKOOLOFFOTOSHPPORERY)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:14, archived)
# O< GO TEAM PENGUINS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:33, archived)
# tell me about it
i have a desktop full of massive fails
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:12, archived)
# I now see where I'm going wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Collagenauts


Send me an image and max 5 words and I'll make a collage for you!
To contribute to this project, please go to collagenauts.tumblr.com/submit
(collagenauts, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 10:21, archived)
# How about some pork luncheon meat and the female pudenda?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 10:37, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:33, archived)
# art or arf? you decide
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Oct 2013, 10:48, archived)
# fart
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 10:49, archived)
# how about you interact with this community and comment on other peoples work instead of just spamming your site
B3ta is not just an advertising opportunity

other than that, that's a lovely picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Thank you for your kind words. :)
(collagenauts, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 11:02, archived)
# it's not an advertising opportunity???
that'll be why i'm not getting paid then...

damn...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 11:12, archived)
# If I had a billion trillion pounds, I'd pay you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:58, archived)
#
If Tribs had a billion trillion pounds, he'd gay you...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Once more
and I'm gonna everbuying.com his ass
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Oh! Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Yes, forward this to Joel
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:21, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 14:25, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:33, archived)
# 8=====D - Image
Fuck Off To Links Cunt - Words
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Oct 2013, 11:40, archived)
# teh fear 2.0 :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:11, archived)
# "This site is family-friendly, so please don’t submit too much raunchy stuff. :)"
says the spamcunt's website ... so why the fuck wiggle his fanny here?

[edit] that said, s/he's working with paper, scissors and glue - so some credit for analogue collagery.
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:48, archived)
# i used to work with paper, scissor and glue
but when it was my turn to drive to our lunch destination, my car was a fucking mess afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:18, archived)
# oh hai moggy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:35, archived)
# You leave Moggy alone.
Do not rape her.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:17, archived)
# fictional rape of mentalisms is ok i think
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:34, archived)
# erotic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:58, archived)
# :)
although the word 'collagenauts' is making me think of a bunch of frat boys in spacesuits
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] bindunyetsurely?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 9:59, archived)
# I feel that Bob Peck needs to be involved in this somehow.
(collagenauts, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Woohoo
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 12:10, archived)
# My chicken's got no legs
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 14:05, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 20:01, archived)
# red light, green light
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 1:19, archived)
# CONSUMER TESTED
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 2:31, archived)
#



fuck
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 2:42, archived)
# alright sir let me escort you the fuck out
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 2:49, archived)
# You're FUCKed, mate. [all laugh and ejaculate furiously]
mate. [all laugh and ejaculate furiously]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 3:01, archived)
# and sparks and lighting bolts jump out and ions like a circus in the fireplace
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGxoB-rEwtg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 3:30, archived)
# Haha. yak yak yak yak
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 5:05, archived)
# DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 4:07, archived)
# aaaagghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 4:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 10:49, archived)
# terrible! delicious!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 2:47, archived)
# delicious! terrible!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 4:50, archived)
# FUCK FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING FUCK FAMILY FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 2:50, archived)
# AGHAST
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 2:52, archived)
# ACCORDION
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 3:17, archived)
# Look For "Specials" All This Month
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 3:25, archived)
# this way to the velveeta-spam display
gogd.tjs-labs.com/show-picture?id=1079366181&size=FULL
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 3:49, archived)
# ATTENTION, LADIES
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 4:12, archived)
# 'Python flashback'
time to go g'night/morning/whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 4:39, archived)
# GUNGA! GUNGA! WHERE'S OUR FISH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 4:59, archived)
# I hope it don't go poos on the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 6:08, archived)
# DONNIE FUCKO
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 5:05, archived)
# Who kill /board?

EDIT: it's that quiet, I've had to venture into /talk...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:10, archived)
# prolly out get langered
as am i

....but indoors.

EDIT: I MEAN AT HOME, - see, already pissed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:35, archived)
# Ha! me too - so it made perfect sense to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:48, archived)
# *raises glass*
i will probably throw up later, tends to happen these days - lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 1:07, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 1:12, archived)
# OMG not that, not , gasp
/talk
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:39, archived)
# People do desperate things at times :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:47, archived)
# I tried it a couple of times but, couldn't be arsed to put up with abuse. Not my game.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:54, archived)
# Yeah - totally agree there tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:56, archived)
# /talk is really just a bunch of pussies
i feel pathetic that i was slightly intimidated by them when i first joined b3ta - but then again, i was totally new to the internet then.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 1:46, archived)
# I think I'm just not into swearing that much.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 2:14, archived)
# You'll never be the same.
Soiled.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:53, archived)
# UNCLEAN!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:55, archived)
# *paints red X on front door*
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:57, archived)
# Not only that...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:58, archived)
# I've now got a strange urge to shop BUMHOLES...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:58, archived)
# That will stain your hard drive.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:59, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:59, archived)
# I conjure up for your delectation the image of row upon row of bare arses
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 1:18, archived)
# H R Giger?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 1:27, archived)
# Dennis Potter.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 2:50, archived)
# oh no - me no like where this is going :-/
I promise not to venture into /talk ever again
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 1:27, archived)
# you're now unclean
*SHUNS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 14:06, archived)

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