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# today I practiced cutting in paint as part of my CSCS - Construction Skills Certification Scheme course
So this is my modern art / government funded cscscdc


For bigger with detail of japseye, spunk etc:
www.b3tards.com/u/9977795a06a32e8e1393/img00212-20131114-1456.jpg

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:15, archived)
# =))
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:19, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:20, archived)
# All seems in order :)
CSCS(cdc) - should look good on your CV !
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:43, archived)
# a cdcdcscscv?
but who could I possibly send it to?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:26, archived)
# I'd start with b3ta Towers :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:32, archived)
# if that fails
take your cdcdcscscv to the cvdc in your 2cv.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:46, archived)
# painful helm
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Now this is art
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:05, archived)
# nicely done. Congrats!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 22:08, archived)
# why, thank you
I was also taught casual racism and site safety procedures.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 7:33, archived)
[challenge entry] WHITE SPACE
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:56, archived)
# the funnel of love
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] It is still November
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:41, archived)
# it's the dog's bollocks
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:35, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:39, archived)
# high maintenance, difficult to handle and poor resale value
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Sales have dropped off a little...
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:49, archived)
# it's got some bite to it
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:21, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:30, archived)
# You are a dog. In front of you is a closed door.
- Ask to be let through the door.
The master gets up and lets you through the door.
The door closes behind you. You turn around.
In front of you is a closed door.
- Ask to be let through the door.
The master gets up and lets you through the door.
The door closes behind you. You turn around.
In front of you is a closed door.
- Ask to be let through the door.
The master gets up and lets you through the door.
The door closes behind you. You turn around.
In front of you is a closed door.
- Ask to be let through the door.
The master gets up and lets you through the door.
The door closes behind you. You turn around.
In front of you is a closed door.
- Ask to be let through the door.
The master gets up and lets you through the door.
The door closes behind you. You turn around.
In front of you is a closed door.
- Ask to be let through the door.
The master gets up and lets you through the door.
The door closes behind you. You turn around.
In front of you is a closed door.
- Ask to be let through the door.
The master gets up and lets you through the door.
The door closes behind you. You turn around.
In front of you is a closed door.
- Ask to be let through the door.
The master gets up and lets you through the door.
The door closes behind you. You turn around.
In front of you is a closed door.
- Ask to be let through the door.
The master gets up and lets you through the door.
The door closes behind you. You turn around.
In front of you is a closed door.
- Ask to be let through the door.
The master gets up and lets you through the door.
The door closes behind you. You turn around.
In front of you is a closed door.
- Ask to be let through the door.
The master gets up and lets you through the door.
The door closes behind you. You turn around.
In front of you is a closed door.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:35, archived)
# i love star wars...
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Wow that text is actually overlapping my username. Cool.
Wonder if I can get it into a completely different thread?

Wonder if I can get it into a completely different thread?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:49, archived)
# my click reflex is really kicking in today :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Oh yeah. Totally overwriting your subjectline :o)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:51, archived)
# A lot less complex than the cat instructions :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Why would a cat ever wish to make life simple to their human lackeys?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Aye - and I think mine is currently plotting my demise :(
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:51, archived)
# in-between:
I need you 100% of the time, look at me, let me scrape my bottom on your feet!

Also dog needs at least 10% Eating Anything, including table legs, stray prize rabbits insolently hanging around inside their cages at the neighbours', bread dough left to rise, a whole steak of moose, a mix of shoes of course and sometimes small children.

EDIT This was a dalmatian, I'm sure results may vary =)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:47, archived)
# I seem to have a dog's life :(
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:04, archived)
# you forgot *sup? can i just sit here and stare at you? *head tilt
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] no, no, don't thank me...



(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:54, archived)
# i want my clock wound by a chipmunk
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Euphemism?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:03, archived)
# possibly
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:14, archived)
# You are such a tease today
My chipmunk is ready to squeak!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:21, archived)
# pff
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:23, archived)
# I shall print this out for future reference
Many thanks.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:22, archived)
# the sooner we all know
the better
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] CaC etc
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha! Spot on. :)))
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:01, archived)
# As soon as they are out they want to come back in again. Just to be difficult.
Lovely!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:03, archived)
# mine loves sitting in the doorway looking out
does she not know the cost of gas these days? letting all the heat out. looking cute there. putting my bills up. being all lovely

Life is so confusing!!!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Brilliant!!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You have cats then mate?? :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Nah but I've known a few.
As Terry Pratchett said "In ancient times cats were worshipped as Gods. They have not forgotten this."
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:08, archived)
# so true
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:13, archived)
# superb
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:27, archived)
# :D
Yep - that sums them up perfectly :(
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:32, archived)
# A good chuckle =)
It's all up to the owners how a cat behaves, no less than with a dog. They can be demanding little buggers through all that cute-itude
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:54, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Is Filligree...
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Basil!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:07, archived)
# baa-zeeel
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Woof
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:44, archived)
# actual giggles
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:45, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Oh my
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Looks like that thing kebabs come off.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Koreabab.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Stick Insect FAQ -
Q. I find it difficult to spot my insect in its tank
A. Does it really matter?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Guess it doesn't. :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Just chuck a load of twigs in a fish bowl, job done and money saved
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:41, archived)
# top tip
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:46, archived)
# also, if posh cunts turn up, you can call it organic pot pourri
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Plus, have fun telling guests there are actual stick insects in there
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Why don't you donate instead of lecturing everyone.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:50, archived)
# *flourishes DONATING ESTABLISHED MEMBERS CLIQUE membercard*
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
That's WAY too complicated
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:32, archived)
# they are the second shittest pet
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:32, archived)
# And the shittest is?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:36, archived)
# pet rock
tortoise is number 3
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Well, at least it's easy to find...
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:43, archived)
# i want to get another tarantula
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Have this...
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Hello little fella....

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:06, archived)
# That's it, we're fucked

nicely shopped btw
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:25, archived)
# :D what - no reflection? ;)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Damn. Missed a trick!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:26, archived)
# This makes me laugh
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:11, archived)
# aawww, he's cute!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:14, archived)
# how excellently prodj =))) Cute!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:18, archived)
# fuck off, Mr Pebble brings me nothing but love
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:46, archived)
# where exactly are you putting Mr Pebble?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:48, archived)
# shhhhh, he's hiding
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:50, archived)
# riiiiiiiight, hiding......
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] There's more than one way.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:14, archived)
# don't skin it unless you're going to eat it
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:20, archived)
# I have heard that there is more than one way.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] so THAT'S how you make it...
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:26, archived)
# i smell pea ;)
WOO!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:32, archived)
# if there's a pea of this
it's no pea of mine...
but ta.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:51, archived)
# How many Vietnam War veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
You don't know? YOU DON'T KNOW? COURSE YOU DON'T KNOW - YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:04, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:24, archived)
# did you remember to insert tab A into slot B?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:10, archived)
# I like it when you talk dirty
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:18, archived)
# 0_0
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:20, archived)
# I inserted hammer a
into horse b.

does that count?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:21, archived)
# i would imagine so
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:22, archived)
# I'm Whoot!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha, nicely
What's that little bear-like thing over his left shoulder?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Genius
:D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:10, archived)
# ^ Extremely that.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Looks like an ickle Mickey Mouse
:)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Look like this little fecker (who I think has had a cdc attached in the past!)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Reminds me of something I borrowed from you:
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:03, archived)
# haha

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:07, archived)
# *Boke*
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:14, archived)
# pfft ;)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Worth a go I guess
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Seems as good a time as any to wheel this old chestnut out...
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Stormy weather's a comin'
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:39, archived)
# aww
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Pebbledashing is a far cheaper option.
Or Hammerite.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
Smashing :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha
fake, no ring
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:00, archived)
# I guess that makes it an...
... armour-dillo
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:07, archived)
#
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# :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
he's lovely
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Advarsel!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Blimey :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:32, archived)
# can I just slow-roast it instead? :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:50, archived)
# It's ok as long as you cut of the rabbits feet.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
It is too
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:02, archived)
# I am your father.
Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Oh God
Too accurate! :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Vote for the next Question of the Week!
It's Thursday, which means you get to help us choose the new Question of the Week - the best answers from which ending up in the newsletter

Choose from

Chat-up lines: Did they work? Did they massively fail?

Attention Whore: It's all me, me, me - what ridiculous things have you - or others - done to grab the limelight?

Those people we met on holiday: Were they awesome? Or were they borderline racists who hung onto you like leeches? Tales of national embarassment






Vote closes in about an hour
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Because there's no irony whatsoever in "Attention whore" being a QOTW subject...
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
You might as well close it for this week.

It is won
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:58, archived)
# It'll be a battle between RingofMcUglyFire.... And himself.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:36, archived)
# And he'll lose.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:44, archived)
# That goes without saying
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:52, archived)
# All of the above, rolled into one
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:47, archived)
# I just voted the top option
to make the graph look like a long cock and balls

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:40, archived)
# good work!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:53, archived)
# 3 votes per ball.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Ozzie sex-mad person alert.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Hell yeah
Haven't had any visitors 'downunder' for far to freaking long, I can assure you, so I get my kicks making peurile penis puns on the 'net. :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Something's happened to Australia - you've gone wrong;
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:02, archived)
# HOORAY
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Heheh
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Nicely Q!
:D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:29, archived)
# cheers sir!
:D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Mogwai's what?
;)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:30, archived)
# What ARE you talking about?
;) - cheers, speed shoppin'
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:33, archived)
# faster than a speeding bullet!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Billy Whizz
;)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Yes, I remember.
Give him a nice dinner and a long bath after midnight, right...
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
I remember going to see the second one in the cinema, loved it.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:03, archived)
# 80ies classic
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Hulk Hogan cameo :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Foreword by Murray Futterman.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Super
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:07, archived)
# WOO CAP'N!
*Click* :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha
Genius *click*
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:18, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:59, archived)
# I love this.
Sometimes the best ideas are the simplest ones.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Thanks.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:04, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Nicely done! :D
*click
EDIT: this would have made a good comp
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Oh yes. Great!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:48, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:50, archived)
# smoochies! <3 <3 ~.~;;
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Aw…. sweet.
:D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Some lovely pencil work.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:04, archived)
# It is sir...
…sadly not mine :(
Shuriken! :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Does Thursday hold any exciting adventures?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Does two episodes of Emmerdale count? ;)
You sir?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Having four days off.
And loving every minute of it.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:06, archived)
# aww, time for e-wokies?
Is he one of yours?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Nah mate...
…mine are MUCH cuter ;)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Ha! great stuff :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:35, archived)

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