today I practiced cutting in paint as part of my CSCS - Construction Skills Certification Scheme course
So this is my modern art / government funded cscscdc
For bigger with detail of japseye, spunk etc:
www.b3tards.com/u/9977795a06a32e8e1393/img00212-20131114-1456.jpg
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:08,
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For bigger with detail of japseye, spunk etc:
www.b3tards.com/u/9977795a06a32e8e1393/img00212-20131114-1456.jpg
All seems in order :)
CSCS(cdc) - should look good on your CV !
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:43,
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why, thank you
I was also taught casual racism and site safety procedures.
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Fri 15 Nov 2013, 7:33,
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You are a dog. In front of you is a closed door.
- Ask to be let through the door.
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:35,
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The master gets up and lets you through the door.
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Wow that text is actually overlapping my username. Cool.
Wonder if I can get it into a completely different thread?
Wonder if I can get it into a completely different thread?
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:49,
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Wonder if I can get it into a completely different thread?
Why would a cat ever wish to make life simple to their human lackeys?
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:42,
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in-between:
I need you 100% of the time, look at me, let me scrape my bottom on your feet!
Also dog needs at least 10% Eating Anything, including table legs, stray prize rabbits insolently hanging around inside their cages at the neighbours', bread dough left to rise, a whole steak of moose, a mix of shoes of course and sometimes small children.
EDIT This was a dalmatian, I'm sure results may vary =)
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:47,
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Also dog needs at least 10% Eating Anything, including table legs, stray prize rabbits insolently hanging around inside their cages at the neighbours', bread dough left to rise, a whole steak of moose, a mix of shoes of course and sometimes small children.
EDIT This was a dalmatian, I'm sure results may vary =)
you forgot *sup? can i just sit here and stare at you? *head tilt
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:48,
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As soon as they are out they want to come back in again. Just to be difficult.
Lovely!
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:03,
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mine loves sitting in the doorway looking out
does she not know the cost of gas these days? letting all the heat out. looking cute there. putting my bills up. being all lovely
Life is so confusing!!!
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:45,
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Life is so confusing!!!
Nah but I've known a few.
As Terry Pratchett said "In ancient times cats were worshipped as Gods. They have not forgotten this."
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:08,
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A good chuckle =)
It's all up to the owners how a cat behaves, no less than with a dog. They can be demanding little buggers through all that cute-itude
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:54,
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Stick Insect FAQ -
Q. I find it difficult to spot my insect in its tank
A. Does it really matter?
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:29,
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A. Does it really matter?
Just chuck a load of twigs in a fish bowl, job done and money saved
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:41,
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also, if posh cunts turn up, you can call it organic pot pourri
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:47,
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Plus, have fun telling guests there are actual stick insects in there
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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How many Vietnam War veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
You don't know? YOU DON'T KNOW? COURSE YOU DON'T KNOW - YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:04,
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hahaha, nicely
What's that little bear-like thing over his left shoulder?
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:00,
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Look like this little fecker (who I think has had a cdc attached in the past!)
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:19,
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I am your father.
Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:17,
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Vote for the next Question of the Week!
It's Thursday, which means you get to help us choose the new Question of the Week - the best answers from which ending up in the newsletter
Choose from
Chat-up lines: Did they work? Did they massively fail?
Attention Whore: It's all me, me, me - what ridiculous things have you - or others - done to grab the limelight?
Those people we met on holiday: Were they awesome? Or were they borderline racists who hung onto you like leeches? Tales of national embarassment
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:25,
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Choose from
Chat-up lines: Did they work? Did they massively fail?
Attention Whore: It's all me, me, me - what ridiculous things have you - or others - done to grab the limelight?
Those people we met on holiday: Were they awesome? Or were they borderline racists who hung onto you like leeches? Tales of national embarassment
Vote closes in about an hour
Because there's no irony whatsoever in "Attention whore" being a QOTW subject...
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:34,
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I just voted the top option
to make the graph look like a long cock and balls
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:40,
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Hell yeah
Haven't had any visitors 'downunder' for far to freaking long, I can assure you, so I get my kicks making peurile penis puns on the 'net. :D
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:44,
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Yes, I remember.
Give him a nice dinner and a long bath after midnight, right...
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:54,
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hahaha
I remember going to see the second one in the cinema, loved it.
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