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# As it's slow, have this pathetic toap
Although to be fair, I did have to get the square root of 1/8 as a decimal to do it


(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:22, archived)
# I like this.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Then you'll love Louis 1/16th
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Here's Henry VI part 1
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:38, archived)
# This made me laugh
Mostly because I had to read it for O'Level English
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Was it any good?
I did Romeo & Juliet

(I'll insert a joke about a threesome here when I can think of one)
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:57, archived)
# I was away for a bit
I quite liked it, but then I quite enjoyed most of the stuff we did apart from To Kill a Mockingbird.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Heheh
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 0:53, archived)
# The square root of one sixteenth is a much more agreeable number.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 23:00, archived)
#
well, indeed. Unfortunately I made it the same height as the eighth and then multiplied by the square root of a half.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 23:54, archived)
# Nice attention to detail there :-D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:27, archived)
# A whole day and we're still on the same page ...
Oh, woe is me.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 23:05, archived)
# It is getting a bit quiet
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Don't look at me
I posted a toapy POS rather than let the board die.
And I caused the thread-rush of the day by doing it. Edit: I looked again and the bit I just deleted was wrong.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 0:06, archived)
# Hello :-)
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Splendid
And sorry for posting right on top of you.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:23, archived)
# That's lovely, if randomised somehow, I could watch the blinking spider for hours.
'click'
o o - - o o o o
OO OO -O -- etc.

Edit fucking formatting fail
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:45, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry] BIG JOBBIES.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:28, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Sure, why not.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Hairy ice cream, yum
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Two scoops.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Just so long as it comes with a free naked androgyne.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:25, archived)
# That goes without saying.
Take that from the table, and the deal's off.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:27, archived)
# How festive!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Wogan gets caned.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Classic
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Hahaha fuck
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:49, archived)
# THAT IS A HAIRY BOLLOCK
on some kind of wrecking ball
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)
# I think she should see a doctor about that
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Worst. Hemorrhoid. Ever.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Turkey Matthew's Butter Balls.
In batter.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:14, archived)
# That hernia needs sorting.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Flagrant violation of the three hairs rule!
:D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The Last McSupper
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:25, archived)
# The amazing, multiplying Filet-O-Fish
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:35, archived)
# 30 McNuggets, Judas? Ha-ha! You fat bastard.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:56, archived)
# He'll pay for that jibe, just you wait!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:02, archived)
# I wouldn't take it as gospel.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:21, archived)
# He can't help it, he lacks self-disciple-ine
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Something about horsemeat
and 30 pieces of Silver
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Expln pls
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Hmm.
It might be a Francis Bacon joke.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:37, archived)
# they are rasher than most
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:47, archived)
# I am very confused by this
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:04, archived)
# You are looking West
You can see
- Distorted Toms
- A cupboard with pink ladies' panties and boob-holders strewn about it
What now?
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:07, archived)
# > Incite revolt
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:11, archived)
# The tiny bearded ghost is kind of cool.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:57, archived)
# The dead pair of shoes is best
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:31, archived)
# I thought they were Christian jobbies.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Ahahahahahawait ... I don't get it.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:04, archived)
# I FEEL THE NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR SOME REASON
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:50, archived)
# WHANT WHANT WHANT WHANT WHANT WHANNNNTNTTT
said Peter Frampton's Fucking Annoying Guitar.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Oooh Baby
I love your whey
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Sorry Bob, I just looked at the track listing on Wiki
and I can't come up with any more milk-based puns.
I feel like I've let you down.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:01, archived)
# You want milk-based puns?
Yogurt it!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:03, archived)
# And that bloody ride cymbal
DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:21, archived)
# This post led me to research Spooky Tooth.

"Before a big concert, they like to fill up on vegetables".
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Seams okay
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:36, archived)
# He could wake the dead!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:04, archived)
# PLAY LOOOOUDDD
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:08, archived)
# aye Bob
you along with a few others are the ones responsible for the demise of B3ta as a talent pool with your self justifying pedantic moderation of the board.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:57, archived)
# What an odd thing to say.
"The demise of b3ta as a talent pool" is like "the demise of stonehenge as an aquarium".
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 23:06, archived)
# I remember when
B3ta was a pool of talent, various levels of talent of course but moderators such as Bob and others strangled it with overzealous monitoring and a refusal to move with the times. Just my opinion of course .
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Listen here buster
B3ta has no talent, in exactly the same way that a comfortable old pair of jogger bottoms has no style. That's the way it's always been, and that's the way I like it.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 23:27, archived)
# SRZ BZNZ
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:34, archived)
# No riposte from Mystery Bob?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:45, archived)
# He's probably off strangling a website, in a behind-the-times kind of a way
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 4:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Phwoar
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant.
:D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Hehe
Oi! Godiva! You're scaring the dogs!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:00, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Item location: Coventry
Excellent stuff.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:25, archived)
# A soupy keyboard moment,
and worth every splatter.
Woo! :@ )
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Tally-ho FP what what?

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Pip pip!

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:59, archived)
# By Jove old chap how frightful
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:14, archived)
# It's so simple, my dear Watson
it was the cat next door whodunnit
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Damn cat's a cad and a rotter
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:20, archived)
# This should bally well be FP'd and no mistake, old chap!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Awfully decent of you to say so my old bean
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:52, archived)
# !!!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:52, archived)
# ¡¡¡
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Wildlife photographers go to any lengths to get the money shot...
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:43, archived)
# fear and loathing!
hello, all! just popped in to say i might not be around much from now on. my eyesight is getting so bad that i can hardly read what i'm typing these days. i'll still pop in sometimes, but if you don't see me around, don't worry, i can't see you, either! :D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:05, archived)
# oh no :(
Hope you do still pop in - even if it's only to set us a weekly drawing challenge! Keep well :D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:36, archived)
# i'll do my best
but i may have to wait a good long while before i can have cataract surgery
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
Hope you keep popping in Smashy.
:D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:41, archived)
# whenever i can :)
best be off, headache is kicking off again.
'bye!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Gah! Shiny eyes!
Here's a snortle. Shiny eyes for seeing in the darkโ€ฆ


(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:22, archived)
# I'd like to taste black pudding made from this beast.
That's not a euphamism.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Ha! Are you sure?
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:39, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Very repetitive, Kevin Turvey's teas...
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:27, archived)
# is that matsimpsk with gmos's glasses on?
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Blimey - wouldn't like one of them following me home at night :-/
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Small Child - "Mummy, he followed me home. Can we keep him, PLEASE?"
Mother - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!"
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Bacon would become a rare commodity.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:08, archived)
# GAH!
*flees*
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:07, archived)
# woop
this is fantastic! :D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Terrifying, just imagine mum though.
'click'
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Argh fears
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:39, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :) Conversely
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Who's John Merrick?
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:31, archived)
# I know, I know, But most people know him as John... (it was a toss up!)
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Haha!
"Face of a baby, hung like an elephant -- no wait strike that, reverse it!"
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:33, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Lop-eared cat….

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:59, archived)
# topshop!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Your cat's got myxomatosis!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:05, archived)
# either that or it's caught its hairballs
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:07, archived)
#

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Lovely
:D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Woo very nicely :)
have a ginger bunny of the genus internetis-cuntis
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:24, archived)
# hasidic cuntbunny
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Haha! He's great!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:43, archived)
# Masters of Horror: Dreams in the Witch House
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:41, archived)
# you brought this upon yourself


...now with added catowl
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:29, archived)
# FP This NOW!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:32, archived)
# All owls should be catowls
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:39, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:43, archived)
# i love 'slothing' faces :D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Slothing! Haha! Not heard that before...
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:26, archived)
# I love you, Jilly...
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha
A thing of beauty
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Cabbit!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Having made this, I now see the main image challenge picture is him.
Arse :(

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:17, archived)
# Henry the ate
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha, I did the same the other day
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Ouch! :)
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:38, archived)
# I made one of those upside-down mouth and eyes things

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 7:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:44, archived)
# If you 'upside-down-mouth' Mr Blobby he turns into Phil Mitchell. And a semi-face-swap for Peggy and Grant results in Nicholas Cage...

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:41, archived)
# That looks really really really really creepy
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:15, archived)
#

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
# why is it the really easy to do shops that make the headlines?
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:59, archived)
# oooh - that's a good one :D
I've used Marty's eyes in a few things now!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Walk this way
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:48, archived)
# 20 people died because she frowned.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:29, archived)
# more Jolie

impressive monster claw she has for a hand
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:12, archived)
# not fair, she isn't human.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:36, archived)
# I thought I'd done one of Steve Buscemi, but looking at it, I'm not so sure...
but looking at it I'm not so sure...
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:43, archived)
# same problem with Busey
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha! Holy moley!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:10, archived)
# I'm not really avoiding work
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:45, archived)
# The more I look at this the more sinister it gets
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:52, archived)
#

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:21, archived)
# HA! :D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:29, archived)
# :D
I thought that was his cock not his foot for a second
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:32, archived)
# 'cock', 'foot', once the lights are out, does it really even matter?
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Is he trying to shit a cactus?
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Yikes :-/
Soz - not done the eyes (coz I'm rubbish at them). Anyway, it's scary enough as it is...
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:37, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaa
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:28, archived)
# hahahahaha, love these!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Fuck this thread's disturbing
Aces :D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:31, archived)
# It's fascinating to look at all of these upside-down
(I use the Image Zoom Firefox add-on to do this easily) and experience the Thatcher Effect.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:35, archived)
# made this ages ago, can't remember why
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:27, archived)
# and this
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:31, archived)
# When Fiona Bruce comes on the telly...
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 23:28, archived)
# COKSMAK!
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 0:30, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 0:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 0:48, archived)
# WTF :)
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 20:42, archived)
# Are you feeling alright?
What possessed you to do this;

(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# To you.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# U2?
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:37, archived)
# To you!!
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:42, archived)
# to
me
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Yep.
It's yours.

(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Ye can feckin' keep it, so you can, b'Jeesus, ye feckin eejit...
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:59, archived)
# Not taking back.
Oh no.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 22:05, archived)
# DANGER DANGER!
MEMEFACE SPOTTED

REMAIN CALM!

(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 0:15, archived)
# stella ;)
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:49, archived)
# No really, WTF?
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:06, archived)
# green screen madness
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Get in the fridge.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Come fly with me!
Don't forget to pack the harpoons.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 22:12, archived)
# The house
she sits around it.
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 0:23, archived)
# pooing down the chimney
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 0:49, archived)
# It's those two kids dancing to crazy frog
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 5:22, archived)
# :D

(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:20, archived)
# WHOA
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:38, archived)
# How do I know this is the real you?
Mofaha I'm confused.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Haha:D
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Hahaha fuck yeah
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Yes, but only on alternate Sundays.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Oh Russell, you loon
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 22:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 22:56, archived)
# YES
Top thread
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Bit flippin' quiet around these here parts...
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 20:08, archived)
# The Spiderman reboot took a turn for the worse
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 20:10, archived)
# I must admit, Kirsten Dunst looks crap in a tie...
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 20:13, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 20:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 23:18, archived)
# OH GOD
I hope nothing sexy happens
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 20:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# It's okay, I don't think they've noticed each other.
I don't think they've noticed each other.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:25, archived)
# ceiling flan is watching u
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:32, archived)
# o u
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:35, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Wheeeeee
I wish he'd done like the kid in The Emperor's New Clothes and announced to the audience that it's just an old man in a dress.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:14, archived)
# I have this notion from somewhere that the emporers new clothes ends with the kid being executed for noting that everyone is an idiot thus destroying the balance of society
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 0:22, archived)
# You'll like this,..
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:29, archived)
# The Paul Daniels
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:33, archived)
# *pushes glasses up nose*
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Make me.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:08, archived)
# That kid never learns...
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Invisible Papal fart?
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:42, archived)
# You have VISIBLE farts!?
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Mine are crudely drawn green clouds with 'guff' written on them.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Pffff.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Hasta La Vista..Pussy.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:57, archived)
# the Purrinator
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Loser ;)
.

.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Tell you what though
Most cats I've met would be hard pressed to operate a gun
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 19:41, archived)
# If I could've found a picture of Manuel not smirking, it would've worked even better.
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:32, archived)
#


HTH, HAND
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Unsmug
(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 20:38, archived)

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