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# It's Michael Gove
EDIT: I never intended to upset anyone so I'll linkify it.

But FFS it's just a coloured in cunt from a colouring book. What's the fucking issue here?

Clicky.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Where the fuck are the mods who were so happy with the "step" hammer earlier this year?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:17, archived)
# A photograph of a sketch of a vagina is okay I think.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:20, archived)
# But WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MODS WHO WERE SO HAPPY WITH THE “STEP” HAMMER EARLIER THIS YEAR?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Dunno, soz.
Do you think I need a steppin'?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:22, archived)
# No, I'm just asking
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:23, archived)
# It's alright, one of them will be along in 11 or 12 hours to change your post into a link, until then feel free to fill this thread with scat, child porn and whatever else takes your fancy
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Not sure what your point is.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:26, archived)
#
Here, I'll start you off
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Are you okay?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:28, archived)
#
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#
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# 8D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Calm down…it's Sunday.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Speed this fucking place is moving now, it'll still be top of the page come tuesday morning
:(
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:47, archived)
# oh…That's true.
MODZZZ!!!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Thye iz buzy
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Let's all calm down and listen to some nice music.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:01, archived)
# *taps foot in time*
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Was there some drama during my non step hammer enforced hiatus period?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:30, archived)
# No idea.
I think comedy account is having a breakdown though.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:37, archived)
# NO U
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:46, archived)
# SFW Version :-)
.

.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:03, archived)
# *titters*
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Nice.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:14, archived)
# smoked oysters
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 1:46, archived)
# Whut?
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 6:22, archived)
# if i wanted to see that, i'd stand on a mirror
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:19, archived)
# If i wanted to see that,
I'd ignore the restraining order and snoop round the bathroom window again!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:59, archived)
# NSFW old chap
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:28, archived)
# ...Really?
The drawing of genitals or Michael Gove?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Some peeps might be at work
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Do we NSFW crudely drawn cocks now?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:34, archived)
# If yours was a crudely drawn magenta cunt then there might be a comparison
anyways it's up to you
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Well it's rather crudely photgraphed and crudely coloured in with images of Michael Gove.
Not sure why a drawn cock should be less NSFW than a drawn vag, but that wasn't the point I was even trying to make.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Well, while you're making whatever self-righteous little point you were trying to
I'm sure many are adding you to their ignore list.
Well done, you!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:43, archived)
# I really don't understand the hostility.
It's just a vagina coloured in with Michael Gove. What's actually the issue here?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Ignored! Wow.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:23, archived)
# I don't think there was any hostility fella
no-one was shouting cunt and such like :)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Ah so I'm not the only one here with a copy of the Cunt Coloring Book
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:34, archived)
# It was a gift from a friend.
He's been on at me to use it somehow.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:36, archived)
# I almost fell in.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Mum?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:48, archived)
#
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# miss babs
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:12, archived)
# ^ upset
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Fucking livid.
I could flip out at any moment.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:18, archived)
# would
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:12, archived)
# Poundland, not recommended for food.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:08, archived)
# i don't know what's going on in your head, but it scares me
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Things.
Things are going on.

Lol, things.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:52, archived)
#
maybesomeonecanputabigCDConhimforbigLOLz
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:45, archived)
# i thoiught it wlready was a cdc
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:03, archived)
# LOL PENIIIIIIII
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:52, archived)
# Well, quite
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:53, archived)
# This happened to me once
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:13, archived)
# your knees became an arrangement of bladders?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:17, archived)
# When it happens it usually does happen only once.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] If the oldies are the best, the antique ones are average.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Fake
The picture would be of the local man holding a picture of Hitler.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Goatee.cx

(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooo
I like them :D
EDIT: My go!

Oh... I did it wrong! The eyes have to stay upside down, maybe
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Woo!
I find the eyes work best the right way up.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:11, archived)
# .
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:16, archived)
# little chin man is cute!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Don't be fooled by appearances.
It was Little Chin Man who came up with the plan for the murders.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:36, archived)
# i'd like an evil mastermind living on my face
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Mike Bordin killed someone?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Variation on a theme
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:11, archived)
# One more
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Is this right ?
.

.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:39, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:40, archived)
# not ba-ha-ha-ha-d
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:33, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:13, archived)
# This is definitely going on my Amazon wish list for Christmas
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Radish the thought!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Lettuce just move on.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:34, archived)
# At least it's not a pea roast
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:42, archived)
# All we are saying
is give peas a chance
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Oh well...
that's shallot !
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:26, archived)
# you know your onions
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:06, archived)
#
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# Googly eyes
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] A different perspective?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 13:27, archived)
# somewhat unique, but not unprecedented
/things_we_tell_the_ER_staff
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha
.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Haha :D

(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Most woosome!
Bonus points for the fading reflection ;)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:00, archived)
# I heard the music when I saw it
Da da dee da ba pa pa paaaaahh..

Ah, the sound of wasted evenings in front of the goggle box.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:05, archived)
# I like this very much.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:01, archived)
#

(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)
# I am old...
Therefore I appreciate this.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:41, archived)
# ^this definitely^
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 19:00, archived)
# It's about this little man up my arse, doc...
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 13:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 13:23, archived)
# This confirms that it is Sundae.
I'd advise him to turn the heating down
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 13:59, archived)
# TENNANTS-SUPER-MAN.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 12:05, archived)
# You lot need to get over it!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 12:21, archived)
# IRN-BRUS-WAYNE
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Souperman !
.

.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Tony McStark


EDIT: The blue is a little darker than what's on the cans, but that's because it's a gritty reboot.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Paperbag doctor's bad drunk.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:26, archived)
# So so sad )':
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:45, archived)
# drugs make you do strange things
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Scanning for drugs
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Morgan Freeman is dead ?
b3ta 1st for news again !
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 12:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Also

(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Really really sad :'O
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:30, archived)
# And they all lived happily ever after.
No, wait. The other one.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 12:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 12:48, archived)
# arf !
: D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 12:54, archived)
# this happened to me whem i was hospitalised at the age of 5
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 13:46, archived)
# :'(
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:00, archived)
# oh my!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:11, archived)
# XD
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Very nice Drimble!! :D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Thanks!!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:47, archived)
# where is the humanism?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:39, archived)
# This happens frequently.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:10, archived)
# What kind of hospital is this?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't dance to that...
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 9:48, archived)
# They shoot horses, don't they?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 10:42, archived)
# 'WEEKEND AT BERNIES' PREQUEL
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] the price of peace
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 8:40, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 9:07, archived)
# They're taking the Hobbits to Burger King.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:22, archived)
#

(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:35, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:45, archived)
# DO MORE KLARNK
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:45, archived)
# DO MORE KLARNK
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:46, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:50, archived)
# Do you ever feel pressured to do more Klarnk?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:46, archived)
# eww, gooshy!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 3:19, archived)
# "the first rule of deaf club is..."
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 3:23, archived)
# Insufferable shite. Seriously, this is utter wank.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 4:35, archived)
# There was a punk rock venue in San Francisco called Deaf Club
upstairs from a deaf school - the bands loved it because they could play as loud as they wanted,
and the students liked it because they could dance to the beats as they felt them on their feet.
Many great bands played there!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 5:53, archived)
# \o
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 8:19, archived)
# heh heh
wondrful..

I SAID...
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 10:40, archived)
# He should more effort move action than shout.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:05, archived)
# I agree.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:15, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:47, archived)
# In Deaf club
Nobody can hear you scream
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:10, archived)
# ANYTHING SAID AT DEAF CLUB REMAINS AT DEATH CLUB
because, obvious reasons
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 15:12, archived)
# KLARNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Oh no! Rude fish

(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha novel
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Has Klarnk been breeding?
:D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 0:08, archived)
# How rude!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Apologies
But I did read Klarnk was living in the South of France with blob fish. I hope he comes out of retirement soon.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 0:18, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:19, archived)
# Needz more Star Warz
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:08, archived)
# Jeez! See an orthodontist, man.
man.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:21, archived)
# Fuuuck
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha
These are fabulous !
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:47, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Bingo Bango Bongo!
:D
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:45, archived)
# It's a webcam.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Takes me a while to tap one out these days
but this may help Dr Herman
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 0:10, archived)
#

(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 0:12, archived)
# {:-)
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 0:30, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:10, archived)
# why do i think that this one will die of stranglewank
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Oh!
LOLZ
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips ever'body on Bear Creek!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:59, archived)
# This is brill'
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:23, archived)
# ^This
:D
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:29, archived)
# They are after our precious bodily fluids
And this will learn them. Woo!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:27, archived)
# I love this!
:D
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:46, archived)
# *KA-BOOOOM!*
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:12, archived)
# I suddenly came over all artyfarty*

*artyfarty wasn't too pleased
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:18, archived)
# it's just too 'neat'
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:22, archived)
# OCD
:)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Wonderful detail and lighting. 'click'
(The Mezzotint?)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Cheers :D
I do enjoy a good ghost story!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:02, archived)
# needs more pipe smoking 5 year old
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:14, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:15, archived)
# bless you sir
like a cool breeze moving through a dessert
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:02, archived)
# 'whistles Ennio Morricone tracks'
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Ha Ha…Did Happen!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:02, archived)
# I really like the horse's hat.
It looks nice and warm.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 0:04, archived)
# Fast And Bulbous...
Based on one of Mofaha's images. It would have looked better if I hadn't had to resize and optimise the fuck out of it:

(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 21:58, archived)
# u mofaha'd
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:05, archived)
# !!!!!!!!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:22, archived)
# She looks like she's got a saw neck
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:23, archived)
# how come I got more !!!! than judge62
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Because you're special
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 0:50, archived)
# Botox gone mad
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:23, archived)
# U2
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:04, archived)
# !!!!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:14, archived)
# ????
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:25, archived)
# He's being coy.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:03, archived)
# old memes are old
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 21:24, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 21:28, archived)
# I have a green
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 21:56, archived)
# compo it?
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:09, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:28, archived)

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