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[challenge entry] One less mouth to feed dear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:04, archived)
# times are tough
ya gotta do what ya gotta do...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:07, archived)
# "I regret nothing"
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Where's George Bailey when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:50, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] many a treasure indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] oh and this too...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Christmas from the Milibands
Milibandxmas
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:35, archived)
# nicely done
and: ahahahahaha! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] something about something someone did the other day, then this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:31, archived)
# Also there:
www.boredpanda.org/tree-ornament-miley-cyrus-wrecking-ball/
(SODA, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:44, archived)
# that's the one!
knew it was somewhere by someone.
ta muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Why didn't the dayshift get a chance to vote?
*sulks*


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:03, archived)
# because tradition has it that the people who post the least get to decide what the rest of us draw
Just you wait until next Wednesday, get your suggestions in early ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:08, archived)
# Bah Humbug!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:13, archived)
# Or you could just draw what you like.
If that's ok.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:36, archived)
# want, want, want
GO TO YOUR ROOM!
I'M SICK OF IT!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:11, archived)
# You're not my real mum

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:15, archived)
# I like your picture
it has energy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:17, archived)
# RAAAHHHH!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:21, archived)
# that's it, good, good
let out the energy, ok...

now PAINT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:30, archived)
# They need to do more overtime in these hard times
B3ta doesn't work a 35 hour week y'know
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry] *obligatory complaint about compo*
*near-obligatory tenuous pea of sub-standard effort from years ago*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:03, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Christmas Card Defacing 2013


Spoil Christmas cards or make them better by drawing stuff on them, like monsters, cocks, monster cocks, that sort of thing. (suggest by Ya What?)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 7:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's get the obvious out the way
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 8:02, archived)
# All together now...
When the snowman brings teh Quo...
(ESPF couldn't be bothered before, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:23, archived)
# I'm having a fake orgasm
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 7:47, archived)
# arf!
That made me chuckle when I read that in the paper
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:06, archived)
# Humongous pile of old wank. The original wasn't much better.
(Pob mk2, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 1:31, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 1:35, archived)
# I'm RISsing off my face
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 6:09, archived)
# This might help;
“To create that structure, to do those colours, and do nothing. I suddenly got what I wanted. It was just a way of pinning down the joy of colour.”
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 6:44, archived)
# "derivative, weak and boring" also works as a search term.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 6:50, archived)
# Ooooooooh I see
I once ate at Pharmacy, a restaurant in Notting Hill entirely interior designed by Damien Hirst, which meant I got to piss on one of his works set inside a clear plastic urinal. Pretty much summed the place up.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:22, archived)
# A drawing of three flowers.
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:49, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Thanks
I couldn't think of anything to put in the background unfortunately.
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:00, archived)
# This has been a great a week for lurkers to unlurk
May it continue. Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Yeah, it's odd.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Do I know you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:57, archived)
# ^ All of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 0:02, archived)
# flurs!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:33, archived)
# dawgs!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:34, archived)
# DAWGS!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 0:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 1:01, archived)
# lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Should've put his teefs in.
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 1:01, archived)
# These look nothing like cocks
NOTHING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:40, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:41, archived)
# hiiiiiii ~.~;;<3 <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:45, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 0:10, archived)
# That's better.
GAYSHIFT FLOWERS!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 1:04, archived)
# CROONER BUG...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:03, archived)
# ole grey eyes is back
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:28, archived)
# They're only grey from all the women that he could've bled...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 1:45, archived)
# I see this a ghostly image blowing on something?


(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:55, archived)
# I see this a ghostly image blowing on something?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:42, archived)
# I try to blow my own trumpet every night
All I get is spinal injuries.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 0:10, archived)
# *books tickets for the vegas show*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Mickey Bubbles last Vegas appearance sold out in 3 seconds...you did well...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 0:04, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Kubrick - One word challenge, The Hitchcock one was fun. Mash Kubrick's films up or photoshop his face.
Christmas Card Defacing - draw stuff on them, like monsters, cocks, monster cocks, that sort of thing.
Dogs of the Future - Humans have ruined dogs with selective breeding, what will they look like in 100 years?
Make Modern Art - Everyone scoffs at how easy it is to make (and get stolen). Go on then, show them how its done.

vote



(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:23, archived)
# EVERYTHING BUT THE LAST ONE :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:29, archived)
# i fucking hate dogs, but i like animal challenges, so fuck you god you mod wanker i voted for that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:29, archived)
# No point voting mongy
Pedro has rigged it :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:11, archived)
# he is not doing a very good job imho
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:16, archived)
# I ALSO DECIED TO VOTE FOR DOGS --
ALSO FUCK YOU GOD YOU MOD WANKER
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:35, archived)
# rigging it already :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:43, archived)
# NO! -- BUT THANKS FOR THE REMINDER
*LOGS IN TO HOME PC*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:44, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:47, archived)
# :D
b3ta.com/board/11037667
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Scribbling on Christmas cards, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:37, archived)
# :(
(Vladimir Gluten, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:45, archived)
# FUCK YOU VOLE FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:10, archived)
# Fuck, it's God!
Everyone look busy
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Why should we? The Universe is 13.7 billion years old. Earth's only 4.5 billion years old.
Know what this so-called-pretend-type God was doing for the other 9.2 billion years? Sleeping on the job...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:07, archived)
# being a mod wanker
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Welcome Lurker :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:09, archived)
# All of the above, rolled into one!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:19, archived)
# I'm with mongy and Pedro on this, dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:29, archived)
# dogs has the best dog potential
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Why didn't the dayshift get a chance to vote?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 8:52, archived)
# Because they are a bunch of unfunny back-slapping face-swapping spastics?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (131 kb)
(Loafin Andy, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:22, archived)
#
No, I want to be top of the board

Also, reposting this as I spent a good ten minutes on it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Hang on! I've seen that guy somewhere before...
(colinr, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 0:50, archived)
# No reason :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:15, archived)
# He wants apples, he'll have to fight for 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:19, archived)
# :D
I'd watch a film about a giant flaming caterpillar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:24, archived)
# I was tempted to do a long drawn out version
where a group of caterpillars had to eat their way through different challenges but this was a little easier :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:39, archived)
# I shall just have to look forward to the blockbuster film adaptations then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:55, archived)
# COMING SOON!
... Maybe ... :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:57, archived)
# I'd watch a film about a giant fucking caterpillar...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] from a while back
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:33, archived)
# ooooWEEEEEOOOOO!
Subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:53, archived)
# ahh, very good
took me ages
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:29, archived)
# I can't believe how far b3ta has drifted from Quo love
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:55, archived)
# they always caused it back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:20, archived)
# This is the best one I did
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 0:42, archived)
# Everywhere he goes there's trouble
I blame the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:08, archived)
# He gets around.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:42, archived)
# This is very nearly a true story.

http://beardcomplex.tumblr.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Haha, the irony is strong in this one
Must make an animated gif of him turning that can round...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Yugoslavian monument to the internet


Click for bigger (235 kb)

Inspiired by www.businessinsider.com/jan-kempenaers-photos-of-yugoslavian-monuments-2013-12
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:19, archived)
# That hole looks well worn.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:55, archived)
# aren't they all?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:14, archived)
# As previously mentioned sauce at
www.b3ta.com/links/1108434
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Giggity
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:53, archived)
# That's my kinda grille ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Apparently she smelled bad...
youtu.be/3MRhz36adfU?t=22m30s
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:13, archived)

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