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[challenge entry] Not a repost...
(thanatos, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 2:08, archived)
# hahaha
no-one leaves without paying in this joint
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 6:39, archived)
# You know I always wondered
...why didn't No. 6 just make sure he took a pin with him, when he made an escape attempt?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:02, archived)
# Becoz he wuz the PRIZZUNER
an dey dont let you hav sharp fings in prizzun

Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:26, archived)
#
Where is that pub? Is it a theme pub somewhere, as its not the one in the soap...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Yer right
It was part of the Grenada Studios Tour in Manchester in the 90s
(thanatos, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry] 'scuse the repost
(thanatos, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 1:51, archived)
# Now that might actually be funny
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 2:39, archived)
# It can't be *less* funny
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:34, archived)
# ive been there all along
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Take a closer look at this classic episode of I Love Lucy...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:08, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
# Time travelling demons
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:45, archived)
# eeets so reedeeculous
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 1:07, archived)
# arf!
Sometimes it's more blatant...

(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 6:48, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:34, archived)
# Inevitable pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Man I thought that was Cliff Richards
(gijoel, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 6:54, archived)
# Not in compo as it doesn't fit the rules......
.

.
(Not that I ever bothered about that before)
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:13, archived)
# Orgasm on sight.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:14, archived)
# This is epic. Also, green pipes? I did think it looked Marioesque.
Did not care for the game mechanic. Fun? No, ANGRY MAKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:06, archived)
# Possibly bindun back when one or more of the references was fresh
(CaptainMaak, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:06, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:11, archived)
# that's good man
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:15, archived)
# Dust funnies!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:10, archived)
# "8 year olds, dude..."
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 1:51, archived)
# You're lucky it wasn't
the bath scene...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
# heheheh
nice tagline/song :-D
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 6:42, archived)
# Which noise-matching algorithm?
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:51, archived)
# The Extendables
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:56, archived)
# :)
on channel 5 now
(herman:D, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:07, archived)
# in colour
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:12, archived)
# Need new tv
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Squirrels with weapons


Click for bigger (168 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:33, archived)
# Nice
weapons :D

(herman:D, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:08, archived)
# niiice
sorry, can't think of anything witty to add
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
# this is a bit nice
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Trotters independant traders.
(Testicles just for you, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:04, archived)
# you're nearly 3 weeks late for your annual repost of this, ARF!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:19, archived)
# starwarslols!
(Testicles just for you, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:25, archived)
# ok, here!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:42, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 6:43, archived)
# yeh - love it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:30, archived)
# Top
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:14, archived)
# Bloody hell yes freaky!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:43, archived)
# Flappy Bird
Hi All, my first post, hope it's not been done.



Click for bigger (142 kb)
(ultimate_dennis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 19:03, archived)
# Top Lurqing there Dennis
Who is the red person?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)
# Who is the...?
Get out! OUT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:27, archived)
# Lurqing Lurqing Lurqing Lurqing Lurqing Lurqing Lurqing Lurqing Lurqing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:28, archived)
#
Wash from Firefly. Skilled pilot.
(ultimate_dennis, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Very poor at dodging though
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:28, archived)
# LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO

I AM NOT PROUD
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:28, archived)
# Woo
Top Lurqing
(herman:D, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:09, archived)
# 4 years of lurking?
You win this year's prosthetic cunt award. Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:00, archived)
# i'm unsure about this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:05, archived)
# well be sure then
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:14, archived)
# i'm sure i'm off home for a squiddy stir-fry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:17, archived)
# there are a million answers to that
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:26, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:14, archived)
# Choobagga Abaahdeen Kala?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:23, archived)
#
:)Thats what i look like today :)after a 12 hour shift and then running off to a dub roots night for a dance till 6 am :)
(JELLYWOBBLER, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:30, archived)
# Hahah
(herman:D, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Were there any... sexual problems?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:14, archived)
# nice
although I do not remember any coarse language
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:22, archived)
# it was a bit filthy with kurt, think thats why it was post watershed too, a terrible sitcom imho, turning kurt into a pussy was so cliche
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)
# shittest theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 18:04, archived)
# woz bored
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:35, archived)
# nice teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:15, archived)
# i fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:20, archived)
# it's what i imagine sue perkins would look like if she was a bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:29, archived)
# damn you got me.
this is an unshopped pic of Sue Perkins
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
have you seen her on those supersizers shows?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
# yep - I quite like them actually
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)
# me too
love the one where they both get twatted and go on about how much they love possets!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 17:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 17:13, archived)
# TO THE VICTOR THE CHICKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 17:38, archived)
# Pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:25, archived)
# but that hand gesture tells me he's a perv
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:04, archived)
# he thought he had a grip on things
but he slipped up
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:21, archived)
# I know this is going to go wrong
It's my nephews birthday on the 14th. Yes I know it's snogging day and all that. He's age 3 so probably won't participate. He likes tractors and crashing toy cars.

I have to send him a card and pressie. I'd love your input. Graphically, it might just make it into a card that he doesn't understand (but I'll send you a permanent copy)

As for the present, I'm thinking about noisy because that would piss my sister off :)

Fr J McG
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:03, archived)
#
tescovaluecards.com/happy-birthday-card/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
# I do like horses
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)
# best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:38, archived)
# They're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:52, archived)
#
how about an animated greeting (xmas, bday, dday - who notices these things when they're 3 anyway)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:24, archived)
# THAT is fantastic!
I might just buy him a Lego toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:41, archived)
# perhaps an actual card
one of those that plays a merry tune when opened

hours of ear-piercing fun
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)
# Get him Crash by JG Ballard.
If he can't read yet, there is a film version.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:27, archived)
# get him some meth and put it in the card so when he opens it he'll be covered in meth then call the cops
it'll help put an end to the "hilarious" tradition children have of putting shiny things in cards that scatter all over the cunting floor

i hope that helps
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:36, archived)
# Do you think it's wise admitting you have paedo feelings for your nephew on a public messageboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:23, archived)
# Drum kit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:37, archived)
# That was last birthday
For his older sister.

I'm being more creative now. Think explosive.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Adam and the Ants had 2 drummers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:23, archived)
# where
is the fucking image cuntmumbler
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 12:55, archived)
# haha



I was trying to think of something to do wiith tat series. Silliness at its best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:53, archived)
# I broke my chair, but I found an ET

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)
# the towel pic truly an uncanny resemblance
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 12:45, archived)
# ET - Phone Homebase !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 12:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:06, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)
# i drew this again because i am a master of smooth lines now


(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 4:20, archived)
# Now those ARE smooooth,,,, :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 9:35, archived)
# Very nicely that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:13, archived)
# Ray gun, ray gun
Stewie's got a ray gun
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:26, archived)
# I'm with Brian...
drinking before noon !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:52, archived)
# I like Brian's green afro
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:02, archived)
# once seen
cannot be unseen
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 6:48, archived)
# Novel thieves on cruelty.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 3:26, archived)
# looks like a sewer mutant from futurama
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 5:02, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 5:21, archived)
# Ooh,
nasty cut in her chin
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:27, archived)
# ^Nasty gash
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 11:36, archived)
# fucking powerful
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 23:48, archived)

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