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# Moneis
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 1:59, archived)
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# THAT PISS BETTER BE BOILING CAPTAIN
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 2:13, archived)
# Tis!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 2:14, archived)
# Is spock dehydrated or is that normal for a half vulcan?
Replicator. Piss, Vulcan. Boiling.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 8:36, archived)
# hahah i no rite
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 2:13, archived)
# HA!!!!!!! Great Fuck!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 2:15, archived)
#
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# alright
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 8:13, archived)
# I've been playing with this for quite a while.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:12, archived)
# Since about 13 I suspect.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:18, archived)
# You gotta start young
if your gonna stick it out
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:37, archived)
# No late bloomers?
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:39, archived)
# haven't we all
fnar fnar
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:18, archived)
# Damn
Can't properly count cock to pube ration,,,eyes screaming with wet
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:19, archived)
# I believe there is a violation here.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:20, archived)
# It's impossible to be sure, there may be infinitely many tiny balls concealed in the middle of the image in that kind of vortex there
which would counterbalance the apparent excess of pubes, although perhaps tipping things too far, but not if there are also infinitely many pubes hidden in the vortex, and almost three times as many.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:25, archived)
# My thoughts
Exactly
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:26, archived)
# Dick Tracy
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:31, archived)
# I may have exceeded the standard. edit: 3 "e"s per exceed
I say pluck it if you can't take a joke.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:24, archived)
# Oh now you've ruined my carefully worked defence
I resign.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:26, archived)
# oi
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 1:05, archived)
# This is better than I thought it would be.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 1:14, archived)
# I've been playing with mine too
nicely :)
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 10:56, archived)
# alright?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:10, archived)
# alright
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:12, archived)
# sup broady?
I hear you like breasts.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:12, archived)
# I well like breasts
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:19, archived)
# how about buttocks?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:21, archived)
# not my thing soz
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:23, archived)
# just establishing the facts
tell me about your knowledge of breasts.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:24, archived)
# he likes big busts and he cannot lie
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:45, archived)
# alright ger, alright /board
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:13, archived)
# how's tricks Dave?
I've got a bit of Depeche Mode going on with my beer.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:17, archived)
# I like I just cant get enough
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:20, archived)
# Everything Counts
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:21, archived)
# in large amounts
oof
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:24, archived)
# D++ would use again
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:24, archived)
# alright
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:18, archived)
# my farts really stink tonight
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:19, archived)
# as opposed to any other?
fnar fnar
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:20, archived)
# I only eat scented soap
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:21, archived)
# I know
I've seen you round the back of Lush rooting through the bins
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:23, archived)
# I was looking for important financial records
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Lush don't have financial records
they haven't sold anything...ever. It's a curious phenomenon of shopping centers
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:35, archived)
# didn't they have a minor hit in the early nineties?
that miki bird was alright
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:04, archived)
# Walk like an Egyptian?
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:43, archived)
# she was fit too but a few years previous
remember wendy james?
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:47, archived)
# miki and emma
one of the great lost songwriting partnerships.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:50, archived)
# Brill...
(, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 0:03, archived)
# a-ight a-ight!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:23, archived)
# alright Pedro you dog
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:25, archived)
# I am not a dog
*GROWLS*
oops!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:37, archived)
# Alright
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:26, archived)
# alright mofy
how's the land of the free treating you?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:27, archived)
# One more cold day and I'm fucking leaving
They'll be sorry then
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:29, archived)
# it was balmy and stinking of shit here
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:31, archived)
# alright
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# alright tangers
how's the air smelling by you?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:28, archived)
# I just answered this on /talk
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# I just replied
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:31, archived)
# they should probably close some of these boards to make this easier
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:34, archived)
# you know what
I think that it is definitely time to consider doing that. I might not have mentioned it before, but _Felix pointed out that the creation of /talk was to slow down /board movement. Now that both move at a snail's pace, maybe it's time to unify.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:37, archived)
#
you know there have been people advocating this for a while and yet nothing is done. i'm beginning to suspect that the people who own b3ta don't give a flying fig about it anymore and wouldn't even know if the entire site were clammering for /board and /talk to be reunited. but i can't believe that!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:39, archived)
# rob's busy
and I don't just mean with that us4them bullshit. He's got real life things, as I understand it.
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# Prick
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# wanker
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# Like putting ladybirds on his cock
and fingering dogs
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:48, archived)
# I wouldn't like to get cock aphids
or if my buttocks were breasts, I wouldn't like that either, couldn't sit down.
Other way round could be OK, not sure how Broadsword would feel about chest-mounted arse cleavage.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:52, archived)
# I bet he'd like that
alright _Felix. How was work?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:57, archived)
# Well, who cares really.
I'm thinking I might watch 80s movie "Breakin".
Considering the lack of images on /board at the moment it might be more responsible of me to forget about that, and concentrate instead on for instance doing some fingerpainting on an old cornflakes box, which is an odd situation and a tough choice.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:07, archived)
# we are all thinking of you _Felix
and we just know that you'll make the right decision.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:26, archived)
#
I hope by 'real life things' you mean 'butt prostitutes and crystal meth'. i'm not sure anything else would be excusable
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 1:14, archived)
# Declare a referendum
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 8:34, archived)
#
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# Buster Bloodvessel?
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# Tor Johnson, innit.
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#
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# your mum's looking well
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#
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# haha
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# :D
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Sleep Wid Da Fishes...
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] FTW

(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:51, archived)
# The walking dead sea scroll?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:17, archived)
# Had did you know! : )
how
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:19, archived)
# Let's just say this isn't the first monster you have portrayed :).
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:25, archived)
# The cold, dead eyes of..er...um...the undead.
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#
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# NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW
WEB SHERIFF WON'T LIKE IT

(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:25, archived)
# New Order
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:44, archived)
# Joy Division
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:56, archived)
# The Men They Couldn't Hang.
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# :(
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#
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# NOW HOLD ON JUST A GODDAM MINUTE THERE
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#

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# Man I am one hot chick
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#
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# That's RIGHT
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# OH MY!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 22:41, archived)
# mm-hmm
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# i'd do ya
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 23:22, archived)
#
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# Crack the whip.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 19:51, archived)
# : ) Oh Yes!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# Well, quite.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:49, archived)
# Sexy as fuck.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Well what can I say about that? I'll click instead
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:54, archived)
# This gets funnier the more you look at it!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] There's always one teaspoon escapes...
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:03, archived)
# My lost socks are down there somewhere
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#
I thought about adding socks, but then I wasn't sure which colour yours where...
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:57, archived)
# news

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tter

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out!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:43, archived)
# Ya

y

!

Thanks

rob
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:32, archived)
# They're all dead Dave
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I always preferred the Studio Ghibli version.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:14, archived)
# Fisting Nemo?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:59, archived)
# not yet
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# bit young
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 10:45, archived)
# but still smiling though!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well pea this blast from the past...
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:02, archived)
# Dirty Pearoaster
But I like it.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:58, archived)
#
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[challenge entry] dogging fish
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:28, archived)
# Click for bigger isn't big enough.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:20, archived)
# That's what she said.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:49, archived)
# HaHa!
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# But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)
# it's not enough that he's going to suffocate him
but he had to steal his feet, too? chief, you cunt!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:42, archived)
# you're the second person to say that already
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:45, archived)
# :D
one hopped over the cuckoo's nest
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:49, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:51, archived)
# nicely
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:44, archived)
# Great movie. Love the Theremin closing theme
Nice work too
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Book is even better...
as it is from the point of view of The Chief. (Film still brilliant too)
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:05, archived)
# 'tis indeed a rare occurrence of both good book and film coexisting in perfect harmony
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:17, archived)
# Not just in harmony
but as two differing but excellent views.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 22:01, archived)
# They should do another,
a play, television, whatever, from Nurse Ratched's point of view.

Hard working woman, serious, does her job excellently and has to put up with soul-killing bureaucracy, institution politics, state regulations, insurance companies, visitors smuggling drugs, incompetent nurses all around, no recognition, and all those self-destructive nutters all day long.
(, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 2:32, archived)
# How are things in Bexhill-Upon-Sea?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Foggy and dark...
Do you have any matches?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 22:02, archived)
# Happy Enema Fun Timez!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:47, archived)
# I want the last frame on a T-Shirt!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:38, archived)
# Oh no not THAT film.
Beautiful characters as always.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:24, archived)
# afternoon
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:26, archived)
# Afternoon moley
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:35, archived)
# 'Roit, Moley!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)
# gah!
alright jabby
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:41, archived)
# Miley Cyrus is a hottie
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:02, archived)
# isn't it just?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh. Oh hai!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:58, archived)
# 0_0
wtf?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:14, archived)
# Is the shadow wobbling because of guffs?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Yes, he has wind
But he thinks he can control it, lying hound ;)
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Und der Haifisch,
der hat Zähne
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:51, archived)
# peking duck
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Bless
What a lovely ermmm thing
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:58, archived)
# i see an epic flobbing in her future
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:12, archived)
#
"Here's to swimming with bow-legged women"
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:15, archived)
# "Here lies the body of Mary Lee
died at the age of 103.
For fifteen years, she kept her virginity,
not a bad record for this vicinity"
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:19, archived)
# "We're gonna need a bigger scrote.."
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:23, archived)
# ha ha
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:31, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
sorry, can't top that!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:37, archived)
# "That's some bad snatch Harry".
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:38, archived)
# were gonna need bigger trunks
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:45, archived)
# shit
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:48, archived)
# "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE GREAT WHITE"
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:56, archived)
# "He can't stay down with those bollocks on him".
"Not with those bollocks he can't".
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:44, archived)
# *tries to think of wet habit joke*
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:48, archived)
# That's nun too clever!
/coat
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:53, archived)
# oof!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:59, archived)
#
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# Hahaha
And pfft
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, archived)
# wimple gills
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:46, archived)
# Is that one of those there Naughty Nuns?
Like you see on tube-sites? (googlery image searcheries)
(, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 22:37, archived)
# Late bandwagon attempt
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
uncanny!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:00, archived)
# that is frightening
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Argh! Kill it with fire!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:13, archived)
# haha, fucking hell
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:18, archived)
# is that meat by any chance minced cunt?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:22, archived)
# I think it is yes, sugar plum x
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:31, archived)
# ah. i thought so :)
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:47, archived)
# Cuntcake
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:13, archived)
# Bloody hell
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Well that explains everything.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)
#
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# As likely as anything else atm :)
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Conspiracy
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59, archived)
#
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# I wonder if they wear rockets and shoot lockets?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Capricanus, the Sea Goatse
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Yay!
I have not been on here for years. Years!

I had a random memory of the Buffy Swearing Keyboard and recalled the lovely joy b3ta brought to me.

And a goatse is the first thing I see. I feel like I've come home from a long voyage.

Do we still Woo Yay Hoopla?

(Edit: almost 10 years exactly since my one and only frontpage, too! Tis fate!)
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:09, archived)
# the ancients, from when all this was just flids, will sometimes Woo Yay and Huopla solemnly around the cdc
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:28, archived)
# wyh is a sign of great wisdom, use it as you see fit
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Wotcha, Cock.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:52, archived)
# I haven't seen good woo, yay, houpla in ages
let alone a panowie!

(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:03, archived)
# Yeah, I should post more of my works
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:12, archived)
# I heart goatse.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:13, archived)
#
ea u
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
#
h
r
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:00, archived)

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