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[challenge entry] ?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:38, archived)
# nice lipstick
coral pink?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:02, archived)
#
(Justin Myass, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:09, archived)
# oh lord..............
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:38, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:32, archived)
# Welcome. Pull up a chair. Shop a Klingon. You'll never beam out.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:54, archived)
# The new Robocop movie looks promising...
photo dickipedia_robocock_zps104a6ccd.gif
(havfunky, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:05, archived)
# that's a very shiny helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:07, archived)
# you should see his bellend
(havfunky, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:30, archived)
# disturbingly turtley
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:16, archived)
# yeah, he gets slow when he's limp
(havfunky, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:31, archived)
# you have a disturbing infatuation with drawing penises
and coming from me that's quite a thing.

alos, try and keep gifs under 400k cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:41, archived)
# sorry the .gif dick was too big for you
will seek some reduction solutions immediately.

Now whilst i like cock drawings, i didn't draw this one, a buddy of mine did. We've also just persuaded an illustration company (which has over 30 illustrators on their books) to draw us some dicks for dickipedia.co/

Looking forward to getting them up soon!



(havfunky, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:52, archived)
#

board's for posting your own work
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast all the way from portugal whilst waisted on gin
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:59, archived)
# shark's got a proper nonce smile there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:03, archived)
# He's having fish tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:57, archived)
# Let's Celebrate!
(havfunky, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:35, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:53, archived)
# 0.o
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:16, archived)
# Ahhhh, the little people...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:39, archived)
# I cannot unsee this
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 1:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
/Pours Guinness away.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] He comes... from The Deep
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] He strikes!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:51, archived)
# Duckzilla
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] He is unstoppable
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Rubber ducky will kill us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:10, archived)
# love all of these
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:24, archived)
# These are great
nice sequence
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 19:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 13:03, archived)
# Dawn of the dead on the left. Walt form breaking bad on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 13:05, archived)
# dotd one was actually a bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:42, archived)
# I didn't know that. goood factoid.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:07, archived)
# i'm a mine of useless information ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:37, archived)
# haha shit!
Shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 13:35, archived)
# You made her look prettier there
glad to see the back of her, horrible woman.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 13:44, archived)
# She had some rather old fashioned views about hunting
But apart from that she seemed a rather formidable and impressive woman. Have a read of this and see what you think:
www.theguardian.com/world/2003/feb/13/gender.uk

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:26, archived)
# you're correct in your assumption for my dislike
although aside from hunting it was her love of fois gras and other horrific foodstuffs that bothered me the most.
I have a friend who grew up in a similarly abusive home, it made them see the value in life of all living things and endeavour to work to protect people and animals, quite the opposite of this woman.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:35, archived)
# Protecting People and Protecting Animals are two very different things
Whilst I don't want to see an animal suffer unneccesarily i'll happily kill any of them to eat them. Foie Gras is one of those borderline things for me - Sure its not great for the goose, but on the other hand it's a fucking goose and it wouldn't have existed but for us breeding it for food *

* Opinion may be biased due to growing up next to a lake with 50 canada geese on it, the noisy stinky dirty bastards
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Woo nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:46, archived)
# I feel uncomfortable seeing a baby doing a wee in the sea
Can you change it so it's doing it on another baby's face please? Many thanks

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:54, archived)
# Oh! I thought that was jizz.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Well one man's urine is another man's jizz!
Or something
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:59, archived)
# HaHa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 13:00, archived)
# He doesn't know if he's coming or going!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:07, archived)
# Pee Doe!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 13:31, archived)
# I'm not sure about the BBC revamp of Teletubbies...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Gideon reveals the tools of his trade as he puts the finishing touches to the budget


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:40, archived)
# Did you hear him at the weekend, saying middle income families want to pay more tax
because it makes them feel like higher earners.

even though the higher earners get tax breaks

HE REALLY IS A MASSIVE CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:42, archived)
# can't dispute the facts though, he's done well with the economy
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:45, archived)
# I would dispute those facts
but I'm going for lunch now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:47, archived)
# inflation down, unemployment down, gdp up
sounds like he's doing a good job to me
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:52, archived)
# I can't bear to think about him
I had to pretend I was making a picture of the latest dead fat lady fellating both hairy bikes in a pit full of rancid coypu carcasses


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:46, archived)
# I'm a script-writer for "Nasty-Stranglewank Productions". Can I use this as a plot, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 13:50, archived)
# No, but you can hire me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:42, archived)
# We need a leading coypu..would this be of interest to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Something for the working class to aspire to, eh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:51, archived)
# The cunt educated beyond his intelligence
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:37, archived)
# Hipsters are doing it for themselves...


Click for bigger (337 kb)
(FUNNYFANNY, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:12, archived)
# I lived there once
when it was cool
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:24, archived)
# perfect for any self facilitating media nodes, well plastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:41, archived)
# That is well jackson.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Keep it foolish.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:28, archived)
# Hmmm
Can you repaint the wall? I don't like the colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:55, archived)
# That's pretty cheap
Think it's still on the market?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:10, archived)
# Ooh, he's a bit 'shouty'!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:54, archived)
# haha
Seen that 'The Taste' show the other week. What a pile of shit that was?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:17, archived)
#
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:02, archived)
# reichstag's on fire, again
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:59, archived)
# I think I know where the plane is...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:47, archived)
# The resemblance with TinTin "Flight 714 to Sydney" is striking.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Meant to comment earlier
This is splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:41, archived)
# DRINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:38, archived)
# Happy Paddy's Day Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:53, archived)
# Cheers mate
Always :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] morning
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:05, archived)
# morning hun, how was yur weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:08, archived)
# gr8 thx
urs?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:09, archived)
# had a few lambrinis, got shitfaced
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:14, archived)
# good times
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:15, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:26, archived)
# alright moles
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:37, archived)
# I like peas.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:42, archived)
# Ning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:45, archived)
# Top rated morning! Many thanks A****************
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:07, archived)
#
Always makes me smile, that one - like most of your 'bean people' pieces.
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 2:40, archived)
# NUKE 'EM ALL! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 2:42, archived)
# LET THE BLOBFISH FIGHT FOR WHATS LEFT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 3:02, archived)
# he'll do nicely as a nuclear subcontractor
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Mar 2014, 6:42, archived)
# oh Norman, stuck in the silt again?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 7:43, archived)
# Classic Norman
Remember the episode where he got stuck in the silt and couldn't make it to the orphanage and all the orphans were annihilated in a nuclear inferno. Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:42, archived)
# haha, very nice
If this doesn't make them dredge the rivers, nothing will!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:46, archived)
# Norman you twat, the Russians are coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:49, archived)
# Best nuclear subcontractor ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:16, archived)
# So Kawaii
(RandomCallum, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 0:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 0:29, archived)
# Your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 0:43, archived)
# My all gay what?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 1:08, archived)
# Rules are rules.
www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/906086/

Your all gay. The song says so.

The defence rests.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 1:20, archived)
# Or am I the prosecution?
Either way I rest.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 1:28, archived)
# What's all this gay business?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 1:15, archived)
# i have no idea

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 1:22, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 2:15, archived)
# Hitler is happy when he has pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 2:32, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 2:41, archived)
# !!!!…AND…!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 2:42, archived)
# What's going on towards the right? Am I seeing things?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 3:05, archived)
# Him and Putin, both.
b3ta.com/board/11063325
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:58, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 3:50, archived)
# Thanks Obama!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:39, archived)
# I was looking for those.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 1:23, archived)
# EW
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 4:09, archived)
# cheeky late night pea
(orbojunglist, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 23:12, archived)
# He never could be trusted around schools
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 23:58, archived)
# Maybe it's Windowlene...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 22:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 22:47, archived)
# ...or maybe it's wolverine
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 23:11, archived)
# ...also, if it is Windowlene, whoever works for the packaging department needs to be fired.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 23:21, archived)
# Oh, PEDRO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 0:06, archived)
# oh, sorry
...'sacked'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 1:38, archived)
# I just like faces.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 4:56, archived)
# KILL IT, KILL IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:49, archived)
# I'd like a lick of that (HUGE picture).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I dunno...a balloon-tied Clownfish or something...
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 21:48, archived)
# looks like he's got his knackers in a knot
no wonder he's got that twitch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 21:50, archived)
# His name is Clappy
and he likes nothing more than a good old anemone to scratch his flappy upon
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 21:56, archived)
# i had a flappy on once
disappointment all round
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 22:00, archived)
# Did it...
...make a rasping sound when you let go of it?
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 22:15, archived)
# cute!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 4:58, archived)
# Benthic Zone Map!
You're so sweet. I'll stick it on me fridge :)
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:27, archived)

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