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# Well you would if you could.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:09, archived)
# he's such a wheeze
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:11, archived)
# fresh piss
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Be thankful it's only wee-wee and not poopy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:25, archived)
# The best
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:27, archived)
# The greatest surprise of all
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:15, archived)
# sproing is a vastly underrated word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:19, archived)
# The dirty, mutated bell-end..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Oh my!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:25, archived)
# I never saw that coming
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Haahaaha
He suctions; he pees; he is satisfied!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 18:28, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
the last frame ...... priceless !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 21:54, archived)
# gumph!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 22:01, archived)
# oh you beauty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha....What a sucker !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 0:13, archived)
# Blessed metal --- late!
(geematic Geester, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Now THIS is what I call an entrance!
Great start with a great animo! Welcome aboard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:07, archived)
# splish splash he was having a baff
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:11, archived)
# Woo, Yay and indeed Hoopla
Welcome aboard new talented chap, although I have now been pushed even further down the "good at photoshop" ranking.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:13, archived)
# it's never too late for metal!
welcome, fresh meat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:13, archived)
# welcome imgflip.com
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:14, archived)
# gif maker?
good point! anyone know any avi to gif converters that don't do a watermark? the others all either crashed or installed tools to help me login to my online bank accounts more easily using them.
(geematic Geester, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:42, archived)
# the GIMP can do it.......but as with all things GIMP, it's not easy
registry.gimp.org/node/23482
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:19, archived)
# I think you
should work backwards through previous challenges, and do an entry for each you have missed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:14, archived)
# Well met, tiny victim..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:22, archived)
# thanks lads
just putting back into the pot for all the belly laughs I've extracted lurking on b3ta
(geematic Geester, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:15, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Wha happened to the heavy metal challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It went up in flames.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:51, archived)
# Damn. Always late to the party. SST cat rules the earth!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:11, archived)
# Love this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:31, archived)
# this is many varieties of cool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Dhalsim Wins!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Burning flesh in the year of pig.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:10, archived)
# fire gave him a mermaid tail
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh here's one I did earlier

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Damn, that's much better
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:51, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask a question, the best answers going into the newsletter.

Choose this week's question from the following suggestions:

Puberty - ...can be traumatic. Tell us tales of growing hair where it never used to be.

Petty Officials - A traffic warden just threatened to call the police and have me arrested because (and I quote) "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.




Vote closes... later
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:49, archived)
# both of the above, rolled into one
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] more fire safety advice
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:42, archived)
# "Fire...I'll teach you to burn"
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:12, archived)
# i would so moonwalk outta there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Wonderful
As always :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:50, archived)
# hot hose action
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:54, archived)
# haha cracking!!
I thought it was Roy Castle to start with :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:47, archived)
# "THIS IS MALAYSIA!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] HaHaHa
I'll pearoast this here
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:03, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Had to be done, if not done already?


Click for bigger (246 kb)
(FUNNYFANNY, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:35, archived)
# Sladest
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] CUP-A-SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:42, archived)
# Wha happened to the dead historical figure challenge?

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:28, archived)
# More importantly - why is his right thigh so clean?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:35, archived)
# Hygiene
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# he has a very long tongue
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Andrew Lickcolon
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Is he a decendent of Abraham Lickcolon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:12, archived)
# Top tip: Spunk resists soot.
Moved to right spot for reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Knobbing 101.
Before a zombie-shag it is common courtesy to rub one's right thigh as would a Mr Vic Reeves.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] that needs turning ya know...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:14, archived)
# I was wondering how long it would be before he put in an appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:15, archived)
# he's been busy
a lot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pea a pair and here, as you have done so below, and this too follows your posted theme.

I should/will make something new for this compo soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Too late for the compo, but have it anyway



The more I look at this, the more I want one.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:10, archived)
# I want one also!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:39, archived)
# was he on this bike originally?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:33, archived)
# er.. no of course he wasn't
stop smoking so early in the day you spacker...
*he mutters to himself*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:59, archived)
# DISCO CHEWIE!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:37, archived)
# how bad would a burning wookie smell
all that hair
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm, that's not supposed to happen
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely done, would make a nice album cover?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:49, archived)
# There's a Rammstein album/single cover with one on....though it's a bit penisy
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely fire action
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pop a pea in, if I may.
if I may.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:13, archived)
# This wins everything
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:18, archived)
# Including the SEAMS prize...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:24, archived)
# I clicked both versions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:31, archived)
# *chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Agent Sir Nils was at the forefront of the Norwegian Black Metal terror scene you know.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:54, archived)
# I disagree.
That fire hydrants don't dispense fire is a source of disappointment to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] stay calm everyone, it's just a fire drill...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:32, archived)
# pff
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:43, archived)
# haha
I'd buy one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:50, archived)
# Thud!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:52, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL8HGilEflU
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] sound advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:53, archived)
# arf
don't forget to throw the TV out of the window
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:59, archived)
# I knew I'd forget something.
tut.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:06, archived)
# Haha!
Click
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:12, archived)
# Burn a witch!
Nice work YaWhat
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:56, archived)
# burn a witch!
of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm gonna pea on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:19, archived)
# stickman shoulda known better
the exit is clearly marked...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] can't see how this would help though...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:51, archived)
# PISS ON IT !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] mind yer wellies don't melt mate...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:43, archived)
# I didn't get this so I googled Hawaii fire.
Turns out the top hit is an incredible story of survival:
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/24/hawaii-fire-miso-soup_n_5025057.html
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:09, archived)
# Shopped only etc
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll pea this too

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:16, archived)
#
Geoffrey from rainbow?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:22, archived)
# BAROOOMPH
Perfect faces!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:23, archived)
# Pass the mind bleach!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:56, archived)
# Bullingdon bottom burps ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:38, archived)
# he's been doing that party trick at the labour conference for 5 years
frankly it's getting a bit boring
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:41, archived)
# He certainly makes a good warm-up man
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:51, archived)
# Typical politician, always spouting hot air
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha


goodness gracious.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] and this cheesy pea
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:59, archived)
# That'll teach 'im!
"I like my toast done on one side..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:02, archived)
# That's a lovely cheesy pea
Love the end bit
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:55, archived)
# Oh my god, that reminds me of your 'cheese from space' that I saved to the HD of my old laptop about 10 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:11, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:10, archived)
# Haha
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:07, archived)
# great!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Goodness gracious!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha
That's worth a click
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:54, archived)

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