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# I'm down in the dumps.


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I've had a broken leg for 8 months and it's not really healing. My leg has wasted and my foot looks like a plucked chicken with sunburn.
Not been able to go running, walk my dogs or new pup. Starting to get on top of me now *sad face*.

Maybe you could cheer me up with some leg b3tatherapy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:58, archived)
#
Maybe
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:01, archived)
# Don't make me post the photo of my sole. *BLOIK*
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:02, archived)
# Fine
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:31, archived)
# Wheeee
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:58, archived)
# most brilliant
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:39, archived)
# Just chop it the fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:05, archived)
# It's one option I'm looking at.
Anyone need a cocktail umbrella stand?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:10, archived)
# stop complaining, they look fine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:06, archived)
# LIKE NEW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:59, archived)
# snurk
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:01, archived)
# papa bendi
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:40, archived)
# Ok, your foot there looks very red so...
if you press with a finger until the skin goes goes white, then remove the finger pressure, does the skin take an unusually long time to go red again?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:17, archived)
# It's returning to the right colour now.
The photo was taken today after the cast was first removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:19, archived)
# ZINGAYA!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:20, archived)
# My first thought was
RSD, which I developed after a relatively straighforwards sports injury.
Doctors often miss it. It's fucking agonizing and it's a real problem if left undiagnosed and untreated.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:24, archived)
# Cheer up just think of Oscar Pistorious
at least you still got legs and a bitch or are they boy dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:19, archived)
# One bitch
Both massive.

I do shoot though...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:21, archived)
# Gun dogs?
what brand?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:22, archived)
#


GSDs. Big uns.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:40, archived)
# fine pooches
Imjussayin
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:39, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:16, archived)
# THAT AINT HOW YOU SPELL GOOCH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:20, archived)
# The only beasts that have exposed the muscle in my right hand.
I am traumatised by this photograph.
Fine bogis.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:10, archived)
# The young male GSD is forever exposing his love muscle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:31, archived)
# I feel that the fact that I had my love muscle in my right hand may have exacerbated an already dire situation.
It was, after all, my wanking hand. Officer.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 22:16, archived)
# To cheer you up, and for some sort of public b3ta service, I offer you this
www.crazecentral.com/gallery/30/absurd-sports-faces?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:32, archived)
# :D
Guardian gallery from Sochi
www.theguardian.com/sport/gallery/2014/feb/19/sochi-2014-10-weird-facial-expressions-at-the-winter-olympics-in-pictures
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:39, archived)
# show us your legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:45, archived)
# SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:58, archived)
# A new FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:31, archived)
# obvious really :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:47, archived)
# It's like you were there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:54, archived)
# don't ask
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:58, archived)
# Scared now...
Although the foot colour is pretty spot on...

The removal of the dead skin that had built up over the 8 months of casts was immensely satisfying... It came off in huge slabs.

Yummy slabs. Like a sock made of cheap burger cheese squares.



(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:04, archived)
# Eeeeeeewwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:06, archived)
# Jealous much?
My skin chunks. Not yours. Mine.

nomnomonmomonomooonnnomomoonommmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:11, archived)
# Sexy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:12, archived)
# First it puts the lotion on
then it soaks in... and it puts more lotion on, and it soaks in, and it puts more lotion on, and it soaks in, and it puts more lotion on, and it soaks in, and it puts more lotion on, and it soaks in, and it puts more lotion on, and it soaks in, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:14, archived)
# You disgust me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:40, archived)
# Admit it, you're moist right now.
Like between my toes moist.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:32, archived)
# I want so much to pick that off
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:35, archived)
# Was good, and such a relief.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Cheer up


This is my face about 9 months ago. It's much less terrifying now and should look almost normal in another 9 months.

"These things take time"

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:05, archived)
# Crikey! what happened to you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:08, archived)
# MisterPunched
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:08, archived)
# I wish it was something fascinatingly violent
but I had a speck of skin cancer just under my eye.

So they dug a big hole in my face and patched it up with skin from my forehead, where the frankenstein scar is.

This is the least fun I've ever had, so if you have anything weird going on with spots or moles get it checked out: I probably waited a year longer than I should have and missed the chance of a quick and easy fix.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:17, archived)
# Still, you got it out, so all's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:20, archived)
# ... and once in this trance state, it's perfectly safe to flick the lion's balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:06, archived)
# YAY!
I remember those days!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:08, archived)
# You could always chainsaw it off, or go full Tetsuo The Iron Man on it.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:19, archived)
# That's on the option list.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:21, archived)
# If you do go Tetsuo, watch out for them hoovers.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:34, archived)
# Woah
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:44, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:57, archived)
# HaHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:09, archived)
# Pahahaahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:05, archived)
# AHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:09, archived)
# Wa-hey!!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:35, archived)
# Happy Candles
Have a hug from spazzy
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:36, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 22:20, archived)
# BURN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moistness, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:41, archived)
# Winner.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Don't feed the troll
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:47, archived)
# thank fuck for poor eyesight
i can delude myself that they've got pink bows tied to their tails
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:48, archived)
# Stop Press!!! This wins everything ever and shit!
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] That reminds me; time for a repost:

You can join in at home!
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] OM and Nom
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:50, archived)
# if you need any help clearing that plate...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Bingo
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] i prefer the half arsed book of the film, much quicker and less thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:12, archived)
# spoiler alert
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:21, archived)
# It's a shame they never made a sequel to The Matrix
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] his followup
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
No searching the book for the hidden insult.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:14, archived)
# Top seller in Sri Lanka
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Roffle!
(Eukanuba, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:28, archived)
# genuine lols !!!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 22:08, archived)
# real lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:45, archived)
# classic b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] *digs deep in search of hummus

first new post for months....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:09, archived)
# pff and arf and gah!
Good read by the way! and clickety
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:42, archived)
#
lols, worth reading even if you can't track down the official version ;)
(thelesserolive, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's been to Hyde.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:47, archived)
# arf!
i get the most bizarre sense of pride over the fact that one of the most prolific serial killers the world has ever known was a middle-class english doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Hyde is about 15 miles from me.
I knew one of his patients at the time of his trial. Said he was a great doctor and poo-pooed all the accusations.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:12, archived)
# and that's how he got away with it for so long
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I always wondered
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] haha. Good looping on the applause
I've found another pea to roast from the archive:

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:41, archived)
# WIlliam Greulich sounds like great fun at parties
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Oh bravo sir!!
Hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:52, archived)
# RIS
That is all.

Edit: I've got it now.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:24, archived)
# that sticky-out bit is giving me serious wrongthoughts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Jezebel
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:29, archived)
# *avoids towers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# and wild dogs
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:45, archived)
# wild? they were positively livid!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Too late to go to Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well put this here


(Woo, by the way, and some nice aerial photography there)
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:22, archived)
# Go straight to Hull.
Rod Hull.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] One day Mr. Gimp bought a new toy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:03, archived)
# he looks like an evil liquorice tictac
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Christ, I can't imagine anything more evil than a liquorice tictac
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Anything with mint.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:08, archived)
# mint is nice
and there's some weird silver liquorice sweets from germany that make liquorice tictacs sound nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Cheers mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:58, archived)
# po-gay-to
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:56, archived)
# Broonz
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:57, archived)
# Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hola Atomic! \o/ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:57, archived)
# 'sup! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:03, archived)
# done a brownie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Never try eating a chocolate brownie while taking a dump
It gets confusing
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Pedro likes burritos.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:05, archived)
# extra nuts
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:04, archived)
# Hi new person, welcome
'noonz
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] have it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:02, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:11, archived)
# Aww
It's even got bits
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:04, archived)
# yeastie pieces
Ha ha…see ya's o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:06, archived)
# I approve of this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Nice baking!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and incredibly shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:32, archived)
# better than being
shit and incredibly quick
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:34, archived)
# don't i know it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:37, archived)
# That cunt jebus will have to wait Cameron needs crucifying first
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:40, archived)
# waste of wood
i told you, bacon slicer. from the feet up, so he's conscious while it's happening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:43, archived)
# I'd prefer it to be slower
Blunt serrated edge from a roll of clingfilm!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:55, archived)
# also good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Real quote:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:25, archived)
# pfffft
proper lol
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:27, archived)
# And in good taste.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:01, archived)
# I'll have two copies, please
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:13, archived)
# your user name is in it
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:25, archived)
# you'll have to pronounce it MAC-ROO-SHAN
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:41, archived)
# it's ok, that bit is in brackets in the book
I've literally thought of everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:44, archived)
# This would be a best seller
Make it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:19, archived)
# your user name is in it too
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:26, archived)
# *Names child Zacaria*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:19, archived)
# and your user name
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:26, archived)
# i'd like the addresses of all the people who buy this book, please
and a mallet and a large bag of conkers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:21, archived)
# and you user name is obviously in it
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Almost everyone I have ever known was a 'hipster' at some point.
Now they have jobs and know that their left wing views are a load of shite. They still maintain their musical snobbery, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:30, archived)
# your user name is in the Irish version
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:31, archived)
# That would be O'
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:55, archived)
# not in the hipster one it aint
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:42, archived)
# 'Tapas'
was the latest beaut I heard!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:59, archived)
# your user name is in the...no, wait, it isn't
Second edition due!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:03, archived)
# I think it is in there
just the spelling is a little different.
and Tapa$ is in too
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:44, archived)
# My kid's called Durt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:40, archived)
# how does he smell?
oh wait, wrong joke...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The Religious Disaster Novel is a subgenre just waiting to be born


Click for larger lava.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:10, archived)
# I wouldnt read it, but I'd watch the movie
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Only just declassified under the 70-year rule
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:39, archived)

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