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Hello Sunday morning people. You look like you need some terrible puns.
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/ ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 10:08,
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These are all very very silly
I approve. And he may have to arrest me for man's laughter.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 10:53,
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:)
Thank you
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/ ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 11:28,
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:)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 11:40,
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Hans and Ludwig here say "thanks, gorgeous".
They are terrible Huns.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 14:34,
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The guy at the desk has a large Fez on his head!
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter ,
Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:31,
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I didn't realise he hasn't til you said.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:39,
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B3ta QOTW Workflow
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:15,
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I've always found it odd that anyone gives even the slightest shit about what happens on QOTW.
There seems to be far more SRS BSNS than is healthy.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:28,
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It had its heyday
Frankspencer's time was probably the high-point.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:58,
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Christ that must have been about 6 years ago
Also, you only have to look at the number of entries week on week.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 14:56,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:28,
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Pfftft.
Something about 22,000 litres and sheds ( neither of which I ever understood ).
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:31,
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I usually go straight for the wank
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Dead Pixels See you then, if not before. ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 1:22,
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That's how I do it
werd
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drunksteve is not drunk ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 7:23,
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OK...
...you are now reading the words of a sad old twat who - on a Saturday night - has just re-uploaded to the native b3ta host the images he lost when b3tards bit the dust, and has edited his posts to link to the replacement images. I'm having a problem with some of them, though: any posts where there is text after the image in the Message Box don't get amended; the old b3tards URL stays there. Am I missing something - apart from a life, I mean - or is this just the way it is? TIA.
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judge62 Captcha must die!! ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:32,
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I recommend
emailing b3ta directly to avoid stirring up kneejerk "why u no image" responses
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:07,
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And I was just about to say BOILING PISS.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:09,
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BOILING PISS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:23,
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why u no image?
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sooperdave ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:08,
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Don't change anything apart from whatever's inside the <img> tag bit
if you make any other changes the whole lot gets rejected
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:12,
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Hello, I can't help you with that I'm afraid.
I just felt the need to reply and not make a remark about you not posting a picture. Because my opinion is that anyone who thinks that what /board needs in 2014 is witless knee-jerk twattery is... misguided, at best.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:25,
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Aww, bless.
Never was a username more apt ( and that's meant in the most positive way possible ).
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:27,
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Hello, do I know you?
I recognise your username, but I'm not sure what your distinguishing features are. Which one are you again?
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:31,
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No vendettas, mostly sarcastic?
Does that work?
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:35,
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Sarcasm is in the eye of the beholder.
Hopefully that works.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:36,
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That helps a lot.
You guys have been great. I'm here all week, try the veal.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:38,
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This place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:39,
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Sounds like an odd bug.
Does it let you change the text, or are those posts completely uneditable? If it does, try deleting the text, adding the image, and then putting the text back.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 1:01,
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Thanks monkeon...
...but it doesn't seem to allow any editing of those posts at all. 8-(
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judge62 Captcha must die!! ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 21:14,
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I'm a bit sad I cant change my fp's
in fairness i understand why it won't necessarily work out but it's mildly irritating.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 4:53,
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I have no idea, have a pic :)
have a pic :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 11:10,
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What I don't understand....
is a hell of a lot, but to be relevant to this, is I can see all my pics on my profile that are B3tards hosted. Am I looking at some kind of cache or inadvertantly using witchcraft?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 12:35,
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must be locally cached, they're all broken links for me
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 14:22,
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same here :(
well they were, i got them back from elsewhere luckily.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 14:43,
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:)
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sooperdave ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:44,
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A billion ruined childhoods - and that's just the viewers.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:50,
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Dark
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 22:48,
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But she's not just smiling, she's smiling AND waving.
Smile and wave boys. Smile and wave.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:12,
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Have hugs instead
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:16,
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Mirror, mirror, on the wall ...
... who's the fairest b3tan of you all?
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:25,
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beermats are alright as an infographic right?
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 17:33,
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Nice
I was thinking of something similar so have a click for saving me the effort.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 18:05,
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Always happy to help :)
Your turn to do one then, but do it better than I can.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 18:39,
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As it's slow, have this vaguely related pea while I think of something to make into an infographic
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 20:08,
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I'll post this unfortunate screengrab from Britains got talent...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 20:49,
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Leave Robs mum alone!!!
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 11:08,
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:)
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An Egg ,D ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 17:35,
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Sup up your beer and collect your facts.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 19:21,
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There's a column going on, down in Slough...
...or was it a row?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:21,
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Hahahaha very close to home
After several bottles of Red a few years back and when everyone had gone to bed I thought Poker Face was the best thing ever and turned it up to 11 while dancing around in the kitchen. I did the two step backward fall crashing through several chairs and monstering my coccyx. The pain was there for weeks along with the hangover.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:36,
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Good work. *raises glass*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:51,
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It's not easy being such a lush
I've fallen backwards down stairs too many times to remember and into a bonfire once.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:21,
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MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 14:17,
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those mouth organs last ages...unlike a mars bar which is gone in seconds
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 15:03,
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In fact it is a miniature fear-eminating stylophone containing RDLI D.N.A. and Rolfaroo demons.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 15:21,
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And now I remember the Mars bar sitting on the kitchen table
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 17:21,
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very reminiscent of Valin
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 15:57,
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There's some corner of a puerile digital arts community that is forever Valin.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 19:35,
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Been staring at this too long. All I can see now is a traumatised female Zoidberg eating a canal boat.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 19:29,
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This is complete with sound for me.
Well I come from Alabama with a banjo on my kneeeeeee
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 22:08,
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Justin Myass ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 10:58,
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It's quite an earworm.
Your jpg alone has started playing it on loop in my head.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 11:22,
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this^
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:10,
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Haha!
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 15:29,
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This is what caused the minors strike
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 19:22,
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Easiest job in the world...
... Top Gear subtitle editor. (Click for a version which hasn't been optimized to Clarkson and back.)
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 10:46,
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you forgot beep beep
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 10:49,
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Aargh!
Foiled again. Damn you, Clarkson! [shakes fist]
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 10:54,
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:)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:22,
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A real photo, on a saturday :o
Taken under Stocksbridge
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:19,
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The water texture is a bit low res
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:48,
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(long exposure)
(Don't tell the peasants)
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:55,
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( . )( . )
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:56,
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My tits are pleased?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:05,
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Happy tits, I got doze happy tits,
and when you feel my bits, they gots to be bouuuu....n..ciiiin'...
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:13,
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Pffft!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:56,
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it's just a culvert
no poo
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:59,
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How to deal with an American Shooter
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drunksteve is not drunk ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 4:46,
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Well, I'm safe if he only shoots Americans.
/wilfully mis-parsing sentences since 1975
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 6:28,
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it's alright, he's been cut in half by the door anyway
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:16,
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or just don't go to America
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:13,
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Shoot back at him with your own gun - it's more constitutional
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:18,
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I call fake
That American is no where near fat enough
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 12:21,
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Worst Minecraft update EVER
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 16:11,
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But bunnies soon!
Bunnies.
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:07,
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TV
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drunksteve is not drunk ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 3:47,
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Win/Win
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Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:07,
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What a jolly splendid site...thanks!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 14:27,
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Your TV license
just became obsolete.
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Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line ,
Sun 8 Jun 2014, 15:58,
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An old one...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:12,
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Pi = Wha?
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mingeswingers ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 3:44,
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Hahaha
Now do one to show to Amazon the advantages of trademarking a white background
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:52,
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I figured it all out
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:14,
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That's rather obtuse
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:16,
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No need to change their angle
You can maintain the... existing state of affairs.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:18,
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some of the Quo currently on the market are fake
before purchase,make sure it's registered and at the correct angle
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:27,
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I've just patented the new Quo-No Quo gauge.
I feel like such a loser for not photoshopping that idea. Trumpet practice takes priority. Waaaaaah!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 0:50,
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Dangerous research subjects.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:24,
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:)
if only I could get tickets to see them live....never seen a meme yet :(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:31,
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Book them to play the Smugplaza balcony in Germany.
Two b3ta-specific memes in one fell swoop.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:42,
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Bring your own croissants.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 0:10,
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Nobody mention the war
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:47,
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*AVOIDS TEMPATION TO CORRECT EYE-SPACING*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:48,
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fuck
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:58,
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How did that avoiding go?
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:01,
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Yay!
Poor Hennig.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:55,
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FP THIS NOW!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 12:57,
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I like the way he reminds us every time he's on the telly that we're obsessed by the war.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:50,
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FP this now!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:51,
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i very much enjoyed this, well done you
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heine is living in a recurring nightmare of jibberish ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 1:45,
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Wartime theme today
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:49,
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Ah, the dreaded sails figures.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 0:10,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:35,
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FOOK THE FUCKBALL :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:23,
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Yesterday was the first day I was aware something was happening with football.
I saw a Football Carnival banner, and whilst thinking it was a shame they couldn't use "Football Fiesta" I noticed it said something about football. And that is what happens when you only watch netflix, don't read any papers, and all your friends are computing scientists with no interest in sport.
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 22:54,
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:46,
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hmmm....
interesting.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:55,
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:17,
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Painful!!!!!!!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:52,
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Thats nothing,
A women is buying a dildo in an advert for a breakfast bar, in todays sun.Click for bigger (155 kb)
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 18:39,
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She really does seem in a big rush to get home and put her shopping away.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:19,
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pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:41,
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I guess it was some agency designer's last day
and maybe not intentionally
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:44,
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You're
not wrong...
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enceladus ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:57,
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I want to see the raw data that lead to this conclusion
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:15,
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:35,
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all this proves is thar this planet has an overabundance of kittens
and that god is a cunt who takes himself far too fucking seriously. also, he hates kittens. who's the real monster, eh?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:52,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:55,
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Please sir - what if thinking of kittens
was what got you an unwanted stiffy in the first place?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:58,
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A good point
Well made!
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Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:29,
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see? he's a cunt
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:03,
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:38,
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:41,
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:)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:43,
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jimmy white's?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:47,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:03,
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pff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:19,
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*sneaks in*
Damn I loved that game. *sneaks out*
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 18:35,
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I remember this game
through anti-aliased spectacles.
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zacherynuk @echo off ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:09,
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ah man great game
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 17:55,
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I'm managing an awful lot more than 4 kittens a week, I can tell you.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:56,
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He's not lion...
I've had serval already.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:00,
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Same,
I'm easily getting through a sacks worth...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:00,
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It's like the meagre number of alcohol units they allow us all over again
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fuscous ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:08,
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Only 4 a week?
Pshaw, 4's barely a morning's worth.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:48,
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Ah yes...the Personal Best
Every man's proudest number, only revealed when very very very drunk.
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rogerzilla ,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 15:26,
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Never mind
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:34,
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