b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 41712 (Older | Newer)

# Hello Sunday morning people. You look like you need some terrible puns.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 10:08, archived)
# These are all very very silly
I approve. And he may have to arrest me for man's laughter.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 10:53, archived)
# :)
Thank you
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 11:28, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Hans and Ludwig here say "thanks, gorgeous".
They are terrible Huns.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 14:34, archived)
# The guy at the desk has a large Fez on his head!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:31, archived)
# I didn't realise he hasn't til you said.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] B3ta QOTW Workflow
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:15, archived)
# I've always found it odd that anyone gives even the slightest shit about what happens on QOTW.
There seems to be far more SRS BSNS than is healthy.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:28, archived)
# It had its heyday
Frankspencer's time was probably the high-point.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:58, archived)
# Christ that must have been about 6 years ago
Also, you only have to look at the number of entries week on week.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 14:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:28, archived)
# Pfftft.
Something about 22,000 litres and sheds ( neither of which I ever understood ).
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:31, archived)
# I usually go straight for the wank
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 1:22, archived)
# That's how I do it
werd
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 7:23, archived)
# OK...
...you are now reading the words of a sad old twat who - on a Saturday night - has just re-uploaded to the native b3ta host the images he lost when b3tards bit the dust, and has edited his posts to link to the replacement images.

I'm having a problem with some of them, though: any posts where there is text after the image in the Message Box don't get amended; the old b3tards URL stays there.

Am I missing something - apart from a life, I mean - or is this just the way it is? TIA.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:32, archived)
# I recommend
emailing b3ta directly to avoid stirring up kneejerk "why u no image" responses
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:07, archived)
# And I was just about to say BOILING PISS.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:09, archived)
# BOILING PISS
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:23, archived)
# why u no image?
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:08, archived)
# Don't change anything apart from whatever's inside the <img> tag bit
if you make any other changes the whole lot gets rejected
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:12, archived)
# Hello, I can't help you with that I'm afraid.
I just felt the need to reply and not make a remark about you not posting a picture. Because my opinion is that anyone who thinks that what /board needs in 2014 is witless knee-jerk twattery is... misguided, at best.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:25, archived)
# Aww, bless.
Never was a username more apt ( and that's meant in the most positive way possible ).
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:27, archived)
# Hello, do I know you?
I recognise your username, but I'm not sure what your distinguishing features are. Which one are you again?
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:31, archived)
# No vendettas, mostly sarcastic?
Does that work?
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:35, archived)
# Sarcasm is in the eye of the beholder.
Hopefully that works.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:36, archived)
# That helps a lot.
You guys have been great. I'm here all week, try the veal.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:38, archived)
# This place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:39, archived)
# Sounds like an odd bug.
Does it let you change the text, or are those posts completely uneditable?

If it does, try deleting the text, adding the image, and then putting the text back.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 1:01, archived)
# Thanks monkeon...
...but it doesn't seem to allow any editing of those posts at all. 8-(
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 21:14, archived)
# I'm a bit sad I cant change my fp's
in fairness i understand why it won't necessarily work out but it's mildly irritating.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 4:53, archived)
# I have no idea, have a pic :)
have a pic :)
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 11:10, archived)
# What I don't understand....
is a hell of a lot, but to be relevant to this, is I can see all my pics on my profile that are B3tards hosted. Am I looking at some kind of cache or inadvertantly using witchcraft?
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 12:35, archived)
# must be locally cached, they're all broken links for me
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 14:22, archived)
# same here :(
well they were, i got them back from elsewhere luckily.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 14:43, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] A billion ruined childhoods - and that's just the viewers.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Dark
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 22:48, archived)
# But she's not just smiling, she's smiling AND waving.
Smile and wave boys. Smile and wave.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:12, archived)
# Have hugs instead
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Mirror, mirror, on the wall ...
... who's the fairest b3tan of you all?
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] beermats are alright as an infographic right?
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 17:33, archived)
# Nice
I was thinking of something similar so have a click for saving me the effort.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 18:05, archived)
# Always happy to help :)
Your turn to do one then, but do it better than I can.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 18:39, archived)
# As it's slow, have this vaguely related pea while I think of something to make into an infographic

(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 20:08, archived)
# I'll post this unfortunate screengrab from Britains got talent...
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 20:49, archived)
# Leave Robs mum alone!!!
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 11:08, archived)
#
:)
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 17:35, archived)
# Sup up your beer and collect your facts.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 19:21, archived)
# There's a column going on, down in Slough...
...or was it a row?
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:21, archived)
# Hahahaha very close to home
After several bottles of Red a few years back and when everyone had gone to bed I thought Poker Face was the best thing ever and turned it up to 11 while dancing around in the kitchen. I did the two step backward fall crashing through several chairs and monstering my coccyx. The pain was there for weeks along with the hangover.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:36, archived)
# Good work. *raises glass*
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:51, archived)
# It's not easy being such a lush
I've fallen backwards down stairs too many times to remember and into a bonfire once.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 14:17, archived)
# those mouth organs last ages...unlike a mars bar which is gone in seconds
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 15:03, archived)
# In fact it is a miniature fear-eminating stylophone containing RDLI D.N.A. and Rolfaroo demons.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 15:21, archived)
# And now I remember the Mars bar sitting on the kitchen table
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 17:21, archived)
# very reminiscent of Valin
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 15:57, archived)
# There's some corner of a puerile digital arts community that is forever Valin.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 19:35, archived)
# Been staring at this too long. All I can see now is a traumatised female Zoidberg eating a canal boat.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 19:29, archived)
# This is complete with sound for me.
Well I come from Alabama with a banjo on my kneeeeeee
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 10:58, archived)
# It's quite an earworm.
Your jpg alone has started playing it on loop in my head.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 11:22, archived)
# this^

(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 15:29, archived)
# This is what caused the minors strike
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 19:22, archived)
# Easiest job in the world...
... Top Gear subtitle editor.



(Click for a version which hasn't been optimized to Clarkson and back.)
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 10:46, archived)
# you forgot beep beep
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 10:49, archived)
# Aargh!
Foiled again. Damn you, Clarkson! [shakes fist]
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 10:54, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:22, archived)
# A real photo, on a saturday :o


Taken under Stocksbridge
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:19, archived)
# The water texture is a bit low res
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:48, archived)
# (long exposure)
(Don't tell the peasants)
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:55, archived)
# ( . )( . )
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:56, archived)
# My tits are pleased?
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:05, archived)
# Happy tits, I got doze happy tits,
and when you feel my bits,
they gots to be bouuuu....n..ciiiin'...
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Is that a sewer canal?
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 20:19, archived)
# it's just a culvert
no poo
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] How to deal with an American Shooter
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 4:46, archived)
# Well, I'm safe if he only shoots Americans.

/wilfully mis-parsing sentences since 1975
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 6:28, archived)
# it's alright, he's been cut in half by the door anyway
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:16, archived)
# or just don't go to America
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:13, archived)
# Shoot back at him with your own gun - it's more constitutional
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:18, archived)
# I call fake
That American is no where near fat enough
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Worst Minecraft update EVER
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 16:11, archived)
# But bunnies soon!
Bunnies.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] TV
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 3:47, archived)
# Win/Win
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:07, archived)
# What a jolly splendid site...thanks!!
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Your TV license
just became obsolete.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] An old one...
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Pi = Wha?
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 3:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Now do one to show to Amazon the advantages of trademarking a white background
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I figured it all out
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:14, archived)
# That's rather obtuse
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:16, archived)
# No need to change their angle
You can maintain the... existing state of affairs.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:18, archived)
# some of the Quo currently on the market are fake
before purchase,make sure it's registered and at the correct angle
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:27, archived)
# I've just patented the new Quo-No Quo gauge.
I feel like such a loser for not photoshopping that idea. Trumpet practice takes priority. Waaaaaah!
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 0:50, archived)
# Dangerous research subjects.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:24, archived)
# :)
if only I could get tickets to see them live....never seen a meme yet :(
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Book them to play the Smugplaza balcony in Germany.
Two b3ta-specific memes in one fell swoop.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:42, archived)
# Bring your own croissants.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Nobody mention the war
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:47, archived)
# *AVOIDS TEMPATION TO CORRECT EYE-SPACING*
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:48, archived)
# fuck
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:58, archived)
# How did that avoiding go?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:01, archived)
# Yay!
Poor Hennig.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:55, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 12:57, archived)
# I like the way he reminds us every time he's on the telly that we're obsessed by the war.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:50, archived)
# FP this now!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:51, archived)
# i very much enjoyed this, well done you
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Wartime theme today
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:49, archived)
# Ah, the dreaded sails figures.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 0:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:35, archived)
# FOOK THE FUCKBALL :)
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:23, archived)
# Yesterday was the first day I was aware something was happening with football.
I saw a Football Carnival banner, and whilst thinking it was a shame they couldn't use "Football Fiesta" I noticed it said something about football. And that is what happens when you only watch netflix, don't read any papers, and all your friends are computing scientists with no interest in sport.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:46, archived)
# hmmm....
interesting.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:17, archived)
# Painful!!!!!!!

(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:52, archived)
# Thats nothing,
A women is buying a dildo in an advert for a breakfast bar, in todays sun.



Click for bigger (155 kb)

(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 18:39, archived)
# She really does seem in a big rush to get home and put her shopping away.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:19, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:41, archived)
# I guess it was some agency designer's last day
and maybe not intentionally
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:44, archived)
# You're
not wrong...
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:57, archived)
# I want to see the raw data that lead to this conclusion
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:35, archived)
# all this proves is thar this planet has an overabundance of kittens
and that god is a cunt who takes himself far too fucking seriously.
also, he hates kittens.
who's the real monster, eh?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Please sir - what if thinking of kittens
was what got you an unwanted stiffy in the first place?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:58, archived)
# A good point
Well made!
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 9:29, archived)
# see? he's a cunt
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:41, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:43, archived)
# jimmy white's?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:03, archived)
# pff
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:19, archived)
# *sneaks in*
Damn I loved that game.

*sneaks out*
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 18:35, archived)
# I remember this game
through anti-aliased spectacles.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:09, archived)
# ah man great game
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 17:55, archived)
# I'm managing an awful lot more than 4 kittens a week, I can tell you.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:56, archived)
# He's not lion...
I've had serval already.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Same,
I'm easily getting through a sacks worth...
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:00, archived)
# It's like the meagre number of alcohol units they allow us all over again
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Only 4 a week?
Pshaw, 4's barely a morning's worth.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Ah yes...the Personal Best
Every man's proudest number, only revealed when very very very drunk.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Never mind
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:34, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds