
(I have to go to bed soon, being a reprehensible adult and all)
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Fri 5 Sep 2014, 3:01,
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I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.
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Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:33,
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I posted that on the menu board at the bar & grill next door
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Fri 5 Sep 2014, 1:23,
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Thank God the date and the day matched up. This is next week, you say?
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Fri 5 Sep 2014, 2:10,
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I think you sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
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Fri 5 Sep 2014, 1:13,
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I think there should be a campaign to force him to grow one like that.
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Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:14,
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and she'd never wear that colour
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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:02,
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I was going to do more with the other bins but you know what it's like when you just want to post quick ;)
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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:04,
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laughing and falling over as you try and pull your trousers up
it's the b3ta way
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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:05,
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it's the b3ta way

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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:06,
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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:02,
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![Challenge Entry: If fruit and veg ruled the world [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
altogether too smug
heres some evil veg from the vaults




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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:41,
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heres some evil veg from the vaults





Good to see. As is young dolph's effort above.
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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:47,
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Awesomeness
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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:07,
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Why do they always put black olives in a can when green olives get to stay in a jar?
/racial conspiracy theories
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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:55,
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/racial conspiracy theories

Mostly it is the green ones that are pickled are put in jars, as are the pickled black, brown, red, etc.
This is mainly because it is more expensive to line a can to resist the acids.
Also: aliens
The space lizards to be exact, they can't stand seeing the black ones on the shelf, they look just like their eggs.
They get all wobbly at the sight of it and forget to buy cream every time.
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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:52,
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This is mainly because it is more expensive to line a can to resist the acids.
Also: aliens
The space lizards to be exact, they can't stand seeing the black ones on the shelf, they look just like their eggs.
They get all wobbly at the sight of it and forget to buy cream every time.

Probably a good thing for my nose it got banned though.
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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:31,
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I'm getting better at guessing these aren't I?
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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:44,
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having said that, I'm still owed 4 knackersack pencils from VIZ...
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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:52,
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![Challenge Entry: If fruit and veg ruled the world [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
can't write a catchphrase to save their lives

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Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:45,
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https://twitter.com/edjeff/status/507672002237562880
:/
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Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:39,
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:/
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