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# Metanyahu
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 0:05, archived)
# I bet he's got very neat recursive handwriting
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 0:15, archived)
# Nethin
like who uses yahoo?


(Hint, people who don't want to be tracked)

To be fair they are probably as bad as the rest, but who's looking?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 4:08, archived)
# "I present to you the greatest album of all time."
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 8:36, archived)
# haha
meh, the Batman soundtrack was better
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 8:43, archived)
# Batman was awesome

But then they were all pretty awesome to a point.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:27, archived)
# still one of the greatest gifs ever
perfectly sums up how deep down, we're all being fucked by dolphin prince.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Royally!
Cheers Toastie
:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:50, archived)
# "YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE."


DaC
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:46, archived)
# Bounty the Quicker Picker Upper Fucker
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:55, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)
# *evil laugh*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 21:59, archived)
# The most impressive thing about this is that you 'shopped it with the other one.
But then, it's not impressive if it's not 'shopped. Ok, just using a mouse with that is pretty impressive, so yeah.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:10, archived)
# Beast from X-Men: First Class
before he turned blue

Nicely shopped!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:17, archived)
# very nice
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:35, archived)
# FREAK!

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:03, archived)
# I hate when that happens.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 4:26, archived)
# OH WOW
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 5:47, archived)
# That chaps full of beans
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:00, archived)
# fake, no ring
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:04, archived)
# "It may be twelve inches, but it's not a foot"
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:05, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:24, archived)
# oh hai!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:53, archived)
# Oh look, it's the Tombliboos!
They seem to have wandered into Dr Brundle's teleport machine.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:43, archived)
# oh, I love it!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:51, archived)
# so are these your hind paws then?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 0:00, archived)
# yes, with dew claw prominently displayed
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 0:10, archived)
# I gotta hand it to your foot.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 4:25, archived)
# Nicely done
I'd get that seen about
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:07, archived)
# Ewwww
whaswivallthefeetslately?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:36, archived)
# a brilliant series
:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:57, archived)
# ice ice baby

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:13, archived)
# ICE CREAM!

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:16, archived)
# It's a flaaaaake!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:24, archived)
# It's not real I tell you
It's not reeeeeeeeeal
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:18, archived)
# That's lovely that is
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:09, archived)
# fat and lazy panda cannot reach
oh hai SkUG
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:25, archived)
# howdy
I'm on the toilet - Yay technology!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)
# Funny that, I actually dropped a Samsung tablet in the crapper today.
Fully immersed!
Luckily, I had already flushed & I have cat-like reflexes.

Maybe dropping one's computer in the toilet is a magical precursor to visitation by infrequent visitors.

Maybe I can invent a wives tale from this.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:37, archived)
# And a hundred years in the future,
a UFO cult will symbolically drop bread-based representations of consumer electronics into a large, toilet-shaped chalice. "These are our mobile telephones that we offer up to thee, send forth thy messengers from the skies."
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:47, archived)
# bring forth thy SkUGness, oh mighty one
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:01, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)
# too much noise, learn to relax

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:43, archived)
# No :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)
# DOMINATION: COMMENCE
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
#

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 21:57, archived)
# Out of Nuremburg via Pyongyang to....Birmingham!?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:31, archived)
# Rapists, muderers, terrorists all welcome.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:44, archived)
# I'm sure they're all really lovely people
and only have our best interests at heart


seriously, who joins the Tory party thinking anything but "I want to crush the poor and profit from it"?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 19:22, archived)
# Now, that's a little unfair.
Some people join with dreams of selling their own mothers.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 19:31, archived)
# I'm voting for whichever party will promise to send all the muslims 'back'.
I want Britain to be about British.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 19:35, archived)
#
They sturl errrrrr jerrrrrrrrbs!!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 19:40, archived)
# You may mock, but I bet it hasn't happened to you.
I went in last week and there was a cubicle-sized hole where my desk and PC used to be. Overnight, some random Iraqistanian had come in and removed the whole fucking lot. There was a gap in the payroll system too where my name was.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 19:43, archived)
# I blame the benefits, scrounging over here with their fake marriages
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 19:56, archived)
# This one time, a DLA broke into my car.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:09, archived)
# I say - send all immigrants back to where they came from. In chronological order.
Picts and Celts can bugger off back to Europe. Same with those bastard Romans, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Vikings, Normans and anyone else who ever owned a sea-faring boat.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:27, archived)
# Send everyone back to Africa!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:37, archived)
# As the first ever tetrapod slowly drags itself from the ocean and takes its first tentative steps on land, one rock says to the next 'Well, there goes the neighbourhood.'
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:54, archived)
# I bet even the igneous rocks thought the same about those newbie sedimentaries
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 21:02, archived)
# Yeah. What have they ever done for us, eh?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:36, archived)
# HAHA!
needs more groping
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:44, archived)
# photoshopped pics only please

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:40, archived)
# Leave Tubs girl alone....
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:15, archived)
# This meme will never be bettered.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:19, archived)
# There's been some great work here today
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:31, archived)
#
 
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 2:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent Toasty :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:26, archived)
# Very nice work
Love the font change
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
# only just spotted the hand - top detail!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:08, archived)
# Service with a smile
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:16, archived)
# Seeing as everyone's gorn home ;)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
# You have such lovely eyes
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:53, archived)
# I bet that takes some feeding.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 21:14, archived)
#

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 5:57, archived)
# NO
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Aaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Flan Hard photo diehard-hansfall_zpsd1ad6ff3.gif
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
# arf!
bit of midair morphing there :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:49, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
# i know, i know
;)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
# fuck, my entire head is prickling and my eyes are swelling
definitely reacting to something, fuck knows wwhat.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:03, archived)
# Step-by-step diagnosis
1) are you currently on Mars without a helmet?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:25, archived)
#
ha ha, go on, peck his doggy brains out
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:15, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)
# this would make me watch GMTV
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
# superb
is that the interview where everyone fell asleep from boredom?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Shazzam!
Woo!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Perfect
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Even if I didn't laugh, which I did, I would force one out until I followed through.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Woooooaaaaahhh!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Toht Gear
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:47, archived)
# Toht. Men.
*puffs pipe*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:49, archived)
# someone needs to photoshop this mouth on teh goatse
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:06, archived)
# no. they really don't.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Might be safer the other way round :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Thats the ticket :) HAHA
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:23, archived)
# still very wrong
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:23, archived)
# Lunchtimelols
;)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
# ahahahah
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)
# hahahah cripes
if he shits himself in fear I now have no idea where it's going to be coming from
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:52, archived)
# jebus on a rollerskate, that is awesome
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:28, archived)
# where did you get tha....
wait.. is that photoshopped?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:26, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:31, archived)
# ahahaha
genuine lols
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 21:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:07, archived)
# oh my!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:51, archived)
# I'm...gnargh...aubergine...reboot
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
# B3ta...
Where your wishes come true!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:24, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Face meltingly good
Talk about burning the candle at both ends... but I don't really want to see his arse.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:53, archived)
# HAHA :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:07, archived)
# up on the hill is a lonely goat turd
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:43, archived)
# it's high on the hill, pedro
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Oh!
So you left it there?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:24, archived)
# thnx bluraydefinition.com
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:06, archived)
# bahahahaha!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:03, archived)
#

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
# i've seen that face
but i don't remember who he is, possibly because he's fuck-ugly
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)
# he's a young mass murdering punk
a photo from 1986
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
# still ugly
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:48, archived)
# Bliar?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:54, archived)
# looks like Booger Dawson
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:57, archived)
# I thought Wayne
of Wayne's World
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)
# nah, definitely Booger
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
# yep
:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Mullet suits him
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Looks like Fred West / But in West's defence, young Tony had more tools for his rampage.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:34, archived)
# Booger Dawson
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
# True Romance is excellent. Shame about kid brother Scott
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Kid Creosote
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:22, archived)
# Reminds me of that scene from Stand By Me
:)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:00, archived)
# uh huh hurl
:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:34, archived)
# Disturbingly well done
*pukes*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:53, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
# HAH!
I'm almost getting a semi.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
# Funny that. I just got a soft on.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:20, archived)
# God damn it: I'm at work!
And now I can't stop masturbating.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)
# Oh my!!!!
Ning Moley! :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)
# alright our kid?
:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Fine mate you?
\0/
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:21, archived)
# so hot right now
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Great start to the week :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:20, archived)
# gake
he would never hold his beer long enough for the head to go flat
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:32, archived)
# It's piss.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:50, archived)
# :Phwoar D
brb
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:42, archived)
# what a tit
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:48, archived)
# fucking hellfire !!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 11:05, archived)
# Is it Sunday again?
Shopped pics only...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:01, archived)
# How very dare you...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)
# :D
I'm so sorry ma'am!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:10, archived)
# oh fucking hell that's so horrible
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Go to your room and think about what you've done.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:20, archived)
# oh nonononononono
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:26, archived)
# So wrong
and yet, so right.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:49, archived)
# Hello. I'm not very talkative but...

...I've been here since pretty much the beginning. (It took me a while to register.) It's been awesome.
Here's to all the other B3tans who don't have much to say and have no photoshop skills who have a milestone B3taday. Have a ferocious hyena in a hat from a favourite game of mine. :-)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:49, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Congrats :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)
# Professional Lurkage!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:01, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
# Happy waxday!
Old timer
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:02, archived)
# Best. Lurkage. Ever.
Of course, now you've posted there's just enough time to buy an icon before Rob shuts down the servers...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:26, archived)
# I knew you were there all along - I just didn't want to say.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
# "Sausages"


Mornings.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Ning! :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha, he has another puppet too
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:23, archived)
# :D Ning Q!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:28, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:26, archived)
#
not seen but i do like and so i click
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)
# "Gottle o' Sauvignon Blanc! Gottle o' Sauvignon Blanc!"
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:36, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:00, archived)
# Look into my eyes, look into my eyes..
..the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Carmen Mirandead - they shouldn't have kept her so close to the bananas
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 3:49, archived)
# well, I liked it :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:55, archived)
# weeps
recognition at last!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:02, archived)
# it's just pedro
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:05, archived)
# weeps
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:12, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:14, archived)
# from my eyes I might add
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)
# :€
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 19:17, archived)
# moustache or cephalopod?
while my guitar gently weeps
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:16, archived)
#


(, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 23:59, archived)
# NICE
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 0:16, archived)
# had better
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 0:38, archived)
# yummy!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 1:04, archived)
# unemployment grade Quorn
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 1:12, archived)
# Quorn is so fucking expensive, no wonder 90% of vegetarians relapse within 10 years
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 1:18, archived)
# It's really simple and cheap to make your own seitan, which is a better source of protein anyway.
Please pass that on to the 90% drimble, or at least those who aren't gluten-intolerant.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 3:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 4:25, archived)
# You could make your own nutmeat and smile as much as the lady in that youtube thumbnail at the bottom of the page
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 4:31, archived)
# Hahah she's clearly about to vomit.
That's the power of NUTMEAT!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 4:38, archived)
# I'm just surprised it's been around since the 40s
I guess this decade doesn't have the monopoly on self loathing
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 4:44, archived)
# It's the exact same thing as hummus
Except different.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 6:44, archived)
# By the way, if you see your Mom this weekend - would you be sure to tell her
SEITAN
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Also, shut up.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 3:24, archived)
# Needs Yorkshire puds!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 1:08, archived)
# Yorkshire puds need you!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 1:09, archived)
# My Yorky Puds
are the size of your head. Assuming you have an average sized head.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 2:22, archived)
# So what's your secret?
Seriously, I'd like to know. I don't make them very often and they're usually ok, but not what I'd call perfect.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 3:21, archived)
# I don't really know
Pre-heating the oven is essential, and just enough oil in the pot helps.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 11:58, archived)
# vejeez and meatz
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 2:18, archived)
# veejayjays and meatz lol
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 3:26, archived)
# just saw your Pedro pic on the popular page
hahaha
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 3:27, archived)
# it's shite
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
# I'm beginning to think this isn't photoshopped
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 2:41, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 3:15, archived)
# slop
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 3:23, archived)
# needs more salt
obviously
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 3:48, archived)
# Bleurgh
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Slugbox signature image? ;)
I'm not eating that.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:55, archived)
#
Are you going to eat that, or have you already?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:27, archived)
#
Slugs are high in protein (12 to 16 percent) and rich in minerals.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:41, archived)

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