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# Greetings!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:38, archived)
# whoa!
Thread rush!
*hangs on*
Arf!
Is that picard? Is he going to probe where no man has gone since 16:00?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:40, archived)
# Dren's let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:45, archived)
# [beware]
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Is that a Gray or a Gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Haha...
Looks like a friend of mine after her botox treatment...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Must be a bugger getting contacts or glasses that fit
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 18:14, archived)
# I didn't know he was Chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 19:34, archived)
# that's the last time he chooses pikachew
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:35, archived)
# YES! DIE, YOU LITTLE FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:37, archived)
# lol wacky japanese animal cruelty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:38, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:43, archived)
# Aaaaargh!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:37, archived)
# *picksa(10p)chew*




Yummy
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Pikachu used Maul. It's super effective.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:40, archived)
# Oh Hai moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:49, archived)
# I know I shouldn't say this but very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:56, archived)
# Yays XD Fuck you manga
Shitty Kitty Fuck Pikachu
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:59, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:36, archived)
# Where do we buy the tee shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 18:31, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:09, archived)
# *throws repeat-ball*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:35, archived)
# middle east peace envoy in iraq


© 12 years a dave
(12 years a dave, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:24, archived)
# Ooo a Cheshire AT-AT!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:33, archived)
# that'd work
we'd all be united in our hatred of him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:49, archived)
# also, dirty thread deleters etc
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:52, archived)
# You'd think they learned nothing from history
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:59, archived)
# i didn't know they were sponsored by heineken!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:01, archived)
# It's very sensible, really
Stormtroopers can't aim for shit / Heineken doesn't have any taste
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)
# so true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:29, archived)
# as if b3ta cried out in delight and suddenly started masturbating furiously
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:16, archived)
# what do you mean, suddenly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:17, archived)
# Exactly
I've been on a full on wankathon since 7am
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Part timer
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:26, archived)
# that's one way to get a white christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:58, archived)
# he announced to the press that his doctor told him he was incredibly out of shape
the attention seeking twat has probably got an aerobics video out in the new year
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:22, archived)
# Yes...
It's called 'Top Rear' :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Sounds like an invitation for anyone 5 yrs or older to
kick his fucking teefs in :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Another classic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:03, archived)
# get a room you two ;P
edit - I'm all for bantz as much as the next man, but why not spend the few seconds you spent doing that on something you like for the board?
You're a top arts man, show us your doodles again.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:06, archived)
# I'm just trying to fit in, I thought this was funny
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:31, archived)
# twee
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:39, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Well I suffer from Rosacea too.
And it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:10, archived)
# What don't you understand about protest posts?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Now this is a cause we can all get behind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Seediest sign haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:44, archived)
# jimmy hendrix
(12 years a dave, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Fanta-cyst.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:16, archived)
# PRO ARUS?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:20, archived)
# URITY?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:35, archived)
# new meme: pro arus!
PRO ARUS
PRO ARUS
PRO ARUS
PRO ARUS
PRO ARUS
PRO ARUS
PRO ARUS
PRO ARUS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:37, archived)
# damn it, I was doing fizzy drinks named after insects
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:43, archived)
# I'm going to keep saying pro arus until it's funny.
To answer your question, I don't post anything because it would be futile. I enjoyed posting before because it felt slightly less futile as praise mostly had to be earned. Not every half-arsed piece of 5-minute irrelevant photoshopping shit was lauded by the members, like is the case with the reciprocal fuckwit sycophants. It used to have more to it than "lol look a funny facial expression" and the in-jokes involved humour.
So, yeh, moaning about how it used to be again, but that's why I don't post pics, it would feel like spending time painting something good, then trying to sell it by nailing it face-to-the-wall in Poundland.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:57, archived)
# You say before..
Do you mean back when w/y/h to everything was the common response?
B3ta has always been congratulatory, because for the most part we're happy to have anything that alleviates the boredom or seriousness of the day's work, even silly face swaps can raise a smile.

I appreciate it can look like the circlejerk some call it, but for me it's simply laughing at things that make me crack a smile or appreciating the effort someone has gone to on some actual proper drawing.

It sounds like what you would like is a bit of serious art appreciation/critique - which is fine, I recall that being a good part of b3ta in the past, we've had loads of more arty folk - micto's ace vector work, mofaha's half arsed filtads etc. Yet when I risk a little constructive criticism with things like the photo recolouring the other day I get accused of being passive aggressive.

B3ta's a funny old place. Different folk want different things, which is what we used to do well.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
# w/y/h had to be merited, it wasn't dished out en masse to pointless, unfunny shite
And no, I don't know how you came to the conclusion that I want serious art critique. The mention of a painting was a a. B3ta has gone the way of tv entertainment, where faint praise causes a lowering of standards. If enough people say something is awesome when it patently is not, this influences future product, it's repeated and emulated. This erosive effect can be seen on tv, but in a microcosmic form here. It's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:23, archived)
# You bugger, I wrote a great reply but your update removed it!
this isn't it :D...

You say you don't want critique yet you critique Ninj's posts b3ta.com/board/11120385
I'm not wanting a fight, just trying to get us on the same page/doing our own thing happily without worrying too much about who else is doing what.

B3ta always used to be a rich tapestry of art and utter nonsense, even though a lot of the art was complained about - "this is b3ta not worth1000". Atomic keeps at it as do others, ignore what you consider to be crap half-arsed photoshop and faint praise and just post your work, it will fix what you say is wrong, elevating this place, it's certainly not going to damage your pictures putting them here.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Can someone show me an example of b3ta's glory days? I must have blinked and missed it. :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:32, archived)
# It's a state of mind. Now go fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:34, archived)
# NO!
You show me some proofz.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:38, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10901288
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:54, archived)
# That truly is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 18:33, archived)
# :D my best work
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 19:21, archived)
# you know back in 2011 when there weren't any faceswaps
web.archive.org/web/20110310042246/http://www.b3ta.com/board/
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:34, archived)
# O_O Hoo boy.
Top stuff there....eh?......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:37, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)
# It was about 8 years and 3 months ago
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Ah...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Remember the evening when /board was filled with gay scat porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:27, archived)
# I WAS NOWHERE NEAR HERE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:46, archived)
# not critique per se
It's just that they're shit. I'm not going to pretend they're awesome because that leads to the problem.
sorry about the deletion, on my phone on the bus, didn't realise it had posted in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:38, archived)
# you don't have to reply to the silly stuff you don't like
just hold your w/y/h's for the pictures you like.
Make the drbroon seal of approval a thing for artists to aspire to ;)

But do post your proper stuff, lead by example. I'd certainly love more art on here, and if it in turn encourages baying cyber-mob to post drawings again then everyone's a winner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:49, archived)
# i think everyone needs a nice, relaxing bath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
# bagsy not being down the tap end, I hurt my back last time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)
# me neither
getting the plug chain caught in your arse crack is not fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:09, archived)
# Speak for yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:56, archived)
# o hai tub girl
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:59, archived)
# fucking walked into that one, didn't i?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:08, archived)
# slipped
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Not sure it was ever different.
The site used to have a "Shit is good" manifesto.

The popular page still means the best stuff rises to the top. People often click but don't comment.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:52, archived)
# It was better before, I'm surprised/disappointed you don't remember
The funnies were more regular, funny, more varied. Maybe 4-5 years ago or so. I'm not talking about standard of photoshoppery or anything like that, I'm talking the type of humour. It used to have a bit more of an edge or a bit more wit, now it's just dumb bbc-primetime-esque comedy and undeserving, exaggerated praise. It wasn't like that before. Thinking up a post or a joke would take effort before, which might or might not be rewarded with laughs/praise, now we have a situation where people pat their mates on the back for whatever they cough onto the photoshop palette, no matter how lacking in originality or wit their post is.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:47, archived)
# If you put any number after...
b3ta.com/board/archive/
it returns a mix of headswaps, lolrandom, memes and other stuff. All get praise.

It's always been a mixed bag. People just forget the shit.

(Which isn't to say we haven't lost some good members who raised the bar.)


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 22:05, archived)
# I agree, there was shit
but, as you say, there was a whole lot more good stuff to make the shit tolerable. It had the effect of making the shit funny in itself. Now, it's just tedious shit-wading.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:42, archived)
# when was this?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Just before they banned baldmonkey.
sadtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:50, archived)
# as an anti-arusist, i find this offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:11, archived)
#
skillz
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:03, archived)
# Extremely fake
...and gay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:03, archived)
# not fake
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Life is just a Fanta see
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Have you seen a human face before? Try making these more like one of them, I think that's what you've been going for all these years. Camera angle and lighting are important in both sources. Keep up the sort of progress.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
# i think you'll find it's perfect
Thanks for the advice, I'll do my best with my next monochrome faceswap lol
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:19, archived)
# [MOD EDIT: racist]
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)
# "MATLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:15, archived)
# just wondering
Have you seen a human face before? Try making these more like one of them, I think that's what you've been going for all these years. Camera angle and lighting are important in both sources.
Keep up the sort of progress.
You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Popeye looks well.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:10, archived)
# New energoiza, is gunnar suproizeya....OI!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:11, archived)
# hi folks, i am trying to create a profile but it says i am not allowed. do i have to buy one of those symbols or get a certain amount of likes first?
Thanks in advance. I want to catalogue all the great stuff I'm going to make on here
12 years a Dave
(12 years a dave, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:18, archived)
# You probably just need to wait until your L Plate has gone
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:27, archived)
# Worst salesman ever
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Is this supposed to be arousing?
Because it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:16, archived)
# In that case... yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Flan is sooooo cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
# thanks. i thought you maybe had to attain some sort of level or status
(12 years a dave, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Once you reach massive internet cunt you get invited back to the shed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Why haven't I been invited yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:16, archived)
# We all have you on ignore 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:35, archived)
# It's about time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:53, archived)
# I hear all the cool kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:15, archived)
# You're posting from a profile
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)
# which i am not allowed to populate with stuff i made.
Hence the question
(12 years a dave, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:51, archived)
# This is b3ta
You don't populate, you dump. Or at least leave laying around carelessly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Hello 12 years a dave
I am a b3ta mod, simply send £20 to Paypal account: Hekim@B3ta
and i will activate your profile for you
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:56, archived)
# I'm a b3ta mod too....and so's my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:17, archived)
# I can make all of this happen too
for only £18

mediocre@paypal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:19, archived)
# Dammit
£15 and a sticky toffee pudding
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:21, archived)
# you have to wait 7 days...

or something....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:33, archived)
# ah ok. ty
(12 years a dave, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:52, archived)
# Sokay. In the meantime you can call yourself Noob.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
# I made some pixel versions of all the dudes from Predator
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:59, archived)
# As a fan of the good ol' 'Ikari Warriors' game
This gets a massive WOO and *Click* :) Brilliant work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:01, archived)
# GJME
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:05, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:19, archived)
# Eh?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Great job, Mr. Eraserhead
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Aaahhhhhhh...
Cheers chaps!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Good Job Mr Eraserhead.
Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)
# fantastic, especially the arm off :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:26, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:09, archived)
# I like this very much.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:05, archived)
# woo!
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 0:22, archived)
# Me and lumpytuna have done a thing

Massively offensive, laser cut Cappuccino templates. Perfect for upsetting the frothy coffee lover in your life
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:19, archived)
# HA!
Needs more cream ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:35, archived)
# :D
You should make a FUCKLIFT one - that really offends some people \o/
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:41, archived)
# only if you promise to buy it for £690.67 plus postage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:55, archived)
# Buys eleventy 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:07, archived)
# or one of the prophet mohammed
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:34, archived)
# or a allahuFUCKLIFTakbar
allahuFUCKLIFTakbar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Ohhhhhh nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Twat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:53, archived)
# dayum dawg! dis my new shit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:18, archived)
# How very rude
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:27, archived)
# Good to see a goatse
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:12, archived)
# No reason...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:10, archived)
# Ning, ning ning ning ning…..baaaaaa, ning ning...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Oh you utter bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:47, archived)
# This is why frogs have a bad name!
Oh and I contribute to the bad name too XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:09, archived)
#
g j :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11120288
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
# You're in SUCH trouble when Nige finds out...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:02, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Make everything dangerous - take something relatively safe and make it utterly lethal
Badly designed cars - Undo billions of pounds and decades of automobile development.
Latin - google some latin phrases (ad nauseam, carpe diem) and photoshop your own translations
Weather bomb - The press love a catchphrase, lets make it a thing, weaponise the wind and the rain



type what you want with your fingers on the wordbox
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:27, archived)
# Make everything dangerous, of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:59, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:02, archived)
#
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:04, archived)
# There he is!
That's rather old, that. From the time when I still overtly tagged my images.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:27, archived)
# danger danger! just coz:
cars - we'll just end up with 'the homer'...
latin - it's dead, man, let it go.
weather smeather.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:05, archived)
# 1
Make everything dangerous, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:24, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:34, archived)
# 1
ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Make everything dangerous
Please.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:59, archived)
# dangerous
as thats my middle name
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:26, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:40, archived)
# 1
is the only possible answer
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:45, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:50, archived)
# make things dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry]

..............................................................i meant to push 1
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
# BBC theme park rides please
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:59, archived)
# These bloody votes are all fixed, F is always losing
also: 1
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 18:00, archived)
# weather
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:25, archived)
# so which one do you guise liek best

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 4:34, archived)
# Bottom one
because you can drive it AND it can still shit on your neighbour's doorstep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 6:31, archived)
# Yeah, but you have to climb in through its arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 7:12, archived)
# I thought that was one of the perks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 7:27, archived)
# You'll be wanting option 2 then :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:28, archived)
# it's in colour, so I can see the seams
be more monochrome, Pedro, you fucking amateur
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:51, archived)
# I like the one you'll never do.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:47, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:02, archived)
# \o
Heil!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:22, archived)
# I enjoy the piece for its artistic merit, but not for the message :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:05, archived)
# There is no message.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:22, archived)
# Bully
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:13, archived)
# num'say'n?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:14, archived)
# Oh fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:15, archived)
# Ooooooo.......b3ta's sensitive art lovers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:26, archived)
# O_o SHIT IZ REAL?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:31, archived)
# Life imitating art
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:33, archived)
# MIND=BLOWN
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:39, archived)
# Nice work BTW
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:40, archived)
# Wasted Hours.
FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:41, archived)
# FUCK yes, wasted hours no
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:43, archived)
# Hours getting wasted, FUCK YES! o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:45, archived)
# Arghhhhh
The image made me... remember.
I curse you for making me find The Butterfly Ball and Grasshoppers Feast to listen to.
Ronnie James Dio was awesome.
(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:12, archived)
# *strum*
I'm a storyteller

*strum*
and my story must be told

*diddle diddle diddle dee, da dum de dum de dum*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:12, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:20, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:23, archived)
# your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:25, archived)
# And Proud!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:27, archived)
# Wanna see a shit elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:32, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:33, archived)
# V
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 4:09, archived)
# fpnowandshit
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 4:24, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:38, archived)
# What are you trying to imply?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:39, archived)
# He likes Oxen Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:40, archived)
# HaHaHa! : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:44, archived)
# polititcs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 6:33, archived)
# PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 7:13, archived)
# MORE HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:23, archived)
# \o/ XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:49, archived)
# GO PEDRO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:25, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:46, archived)
# i can't tell who posted this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:30, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:32, archived)
# Mercy post
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:34, archived)
# shit elephant
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:40, archived)
# HaHa!!!!
files image for future use
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:41, archived)
# Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:05, archived)
# Recidivism
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:09, archived)
# All calm here, just disappointed, dismayed even.
Your other stuff is quite good. It's like having a quite good tv and then doing a shit on it and throwing it at your own face.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:11, archived)
# I knew you was calm it was more aimed at the big word. Well it is for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:13, archived)
# Repeat offender!
Not a pretty word, is it froggie?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:15, archived)
# GHOSTFUCKLIFTS
Light is green, trap is clean. Meme is incarcerated in our custom-made meme repository.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:08, archived)
# Properly fucking howling out there tonight.
I should have bought futures in fence panels.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:10, archived)
# Fuck it, I'm off to bed.
MODS ARE ASLEEP - POST NOSESWAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11120234
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:12, archived)
# Yo's can't hang with the big boys of Gayshift.
Word.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 4:25, archived)
# this is not a nose-swap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:20, archived)
# It's Flans nose
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:25, archived)
# i'll be damned!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:32, archived)
# Basebuster
(stop going to sleep)
What don't you understand about gayshift?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:51, archived)
# ok

Happytoast, if you're reading this, I made it 400 pixels for you. Cheers mateychap.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:53, archived)
# WHY DO ALL THE OTHER PLANES LAUGH AT ME MUMMY?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:56, archived)
# 401 401 401 401 401

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:57, archived)
# happytoast is dead, long live PedroHin
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:59, archived)
# We should make a Pedro movement.
We could all be Pedrophiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:05, archived)
# I feel cleansed in some strange way
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:56, archived)
# it's because it's so good and funny
I used monochrome because I don't know how to colour match. The rest was easy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:01, archived)
# Oh boy, I can't wait until the morning when the day shifters are all like 'wtf happen last night lol'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:03, archived)
# they'll be all "ooh, that's not nice, I could crush a grape!"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:06, archived)
# WITH THEIR SPHINCTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:08, archived)
# I'm not going to ask
It's too early for lies
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:18, archived)
# {Another Protest Post]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:52, archived)
# always better when the artist squashes it down, good man
I have started the paperwork for it's front paging
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 7:51, archived)
# might try giving these things a go. looks fun
(12 years a dave, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:48, archived)
# MODS ARE ASLEEP - POST NOSESWAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:48, archived)
# Is this some kind of protest post?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:54, archived)
# I done one too it's called "THEY DONT LIKE IT UP EM STAR WARS" :D

Rob, if you're reading this, I made it 400 pixels ok.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:31, archived)
# Stupid boy you are
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:36, archived)
# [protest post]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:41, archived)
# HANDS UP - DON'T MEME
We're not thinking the same protest here, are we...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:51, archived)
# FP NAOW
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:41, archived)
# Pffft!
Steel, cold it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:47, archived)
# Seams ok to me
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 7:10, archived)

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