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#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:16, archived)
# Am...am I staring into the face of God??
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:47, archived)
# I don't know. I didn't even post this!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:50, archived)
# I'm waiting for his fruit machine eye to stop
I've got ten pence riding on this
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Have you pushed the button yet?
If not... PUSH IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Dammit, I've been pusHING CAPS LOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:02, archived)
# That's a lovely red button
If I had a lovely red button like that I would push it all day long
jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:14, archived)
# I'd come back from lunch and press Ctrl-Alt-B&
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:25, archived)
# Hmmm tell me more
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Haha now we're cooking with gas
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)
# *unzips*
...oh fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:00, archived)
# ooh nice
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:06, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone Stepped Into Christmas a few days early

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Pass the Wigs, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:14, archived)
# What are you saying? :-O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:17, archived)
# To quote Mark Radcliffe
"like Captain Mainwaring dressed up as Pam Ayres"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:57, archived)
# sneaky Elton!
But maybe he's celebrating Hanukkah
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:30, archived)
# I am the FECK
Or something like that :D 'ning Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:31, archived)
# Ning Froggie!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:32, archived)
# Do try and keep still images under 100kb, please, thanks chap :)
Also, if you've got lots of pictures on the same theme, why not try sticking them all in one thread? :)
Just being helpful. :)
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Ooh thanks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:45, archived)
# Is he in a square room with no doors or windows?
Good work, and it would look GREAT if you added a spot of blur to Father Jack's face, to match the helmet of Judge Dredd.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:33, archived)
# The square room is where I keep all my filters and de-saturation machines silly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:38, archived)
# So what was your drink of choice last night, grasshopper?
Gin?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Chardonnay
It was Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:42, archived)
# let me point you to a wonderful thing provided by /links some month back
buffalobillgates.tumblr.com/
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:41, archived)
# They are glorious!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Woo!
Grud! Drokk! Stomm!
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:56, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE
A MEGA CITY MATTER
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:05, archived)
# Drokking Gold!
It's ten in the cubes for you perp!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Phwoar-master.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)
# CHRISTMAS DISCUSSION RULES - PLEASE IGNORE
Hopefully you've got some of that out of your system and won't mind us drawing a line under this.

If you are feeling trolled, take a deep breath and look up what "trolling" really is. If necessary, get a hug from mum. Justified critique is not trolling.

If you feel like you are being trolled, ask yourself why.

If you are being mean, be less mean because that's just mean.

Continued expression of opinion will result in naughty stepping and sock puppet accounts will be banned. Continued butthurt about people not unconditionally praising your lack of effort will result in perma-flouncing.
Standard threats of violence/requests for a fight, "nicely done matey :D" comments, and other platitudes are still obviously allowed.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:40, archived)
# Faceswaps and memes are only allowed if you're not taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:54, archived)
# Absolutely.
Imagine what kind of anarchy this comedy messageboard would descent into if people started taking the piss.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:56, archived)
# On the plus side, this is the busiest /board has been in years.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:03, archived)
# I no rite
The board is ticking along nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:17, archived)
# WAR ON CHRISTMAS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:13, archived)
# SRS CHRSMS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:13, archived)
# THAT'S IT, YOU'VE CROSSED A FUCKING LINE HERE, IM LEAVING, FOREVER, DON'T BEG ME TO STAY, OR TELL ME HOW BRILLIANT I AM I DEFFO PROLLY WON'T CHANGE MY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:24, archived)
# when a mod sees this, you're fucked anyway
this does not meet acceptable criteria.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:31, archived)
# all mods are cunts, weve known this for years
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
# bullying
I LOVE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU DO EVEN IF IT'S SHIT DON'T LEAVE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Gah
I turn my back for one weekend and miss all the fun .. What happenen ?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
# b3ta has divided into two camps:
the needy attention seekers, and the terrible bullies.

Choose your side. NOW.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:09, archived)
# I chose the side of the gloater
I lurk whilst wanking my self into a frenzy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:13, archived)
# *Plays BANZAI theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:13, archived)
# Can't I be both a needy attention seeker AND a terrible bully at the same time?
I thought I had perfected my skillz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:15, archived)
# it's those terrible /talk trolls, cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:20, archived)
# Yeah, all those members who specifically signed up to post on /talk,
they should change the sign-up process so you choose which board you want to post on from the start, and can't post on any others. That would solve all the problems.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:27, archived)
# I hope they all get cancer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:39, archived)
# It's not trolling, it's just an honest attempt to up the quality of /board
because, you know, dull repetitive expletive-filled whining always achieves its goals, so that's definitely the reason for it all.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:27, archived)
# happy birthday 'g hannelius', 16 today!


Click for bigger (160 kb)

I don't know who she is but she's got a stripey tie?

*wanks*
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHH
Lovely work, Jodie Marsh tomorrow please
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Jesus, it's all coming back now

I remembered he posted b3tards on their birthdays, but it was fourth rate celebrities, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:01, archived)
# oh hell no
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:19, archived)
# Best bithday present ever
I love you, man.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:19, archived)
# I cried.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
# wow, that whine
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:38, archived)
# I think critique repeated ad naueum in a spiteful manner
could be described as trolling or bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:19, archived)
# oh dear. someone's taking b3ta seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:53, archived)
# fuck you ya cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)
# A Very Gloomin Christmas, part 1
Jings and Crivvens! 'tis the season tae be jolly, so here's the first of a four-part Christmas Special...



Click for bigger (269 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:32, archived)
# But the turkey? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:37, archived)
# this is quite a teaser
I'll be tuning in for part 2
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:42, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
# I'm dying to find out how the regular ALDI bag turned into a MEGABAG
she must be very excitable
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:07, archived)
# Norway should be marked 'Sweden' here.
Just sayin'.
(a humble reindeer herder serial milk-drinker, compulsive liar., Mon 22 Dec 2014, 22:13, archived)
# CHRISTMAS PEACE TREATY - PLEASE READ
Hopefully you've got some of that out of your system and won't mind us drawing a line under this.

If you are feeling trolled, use the ignore button. Do not "fight back" or post antagonistic pictures.

If you feel like trolling, ask yourself why and whether simply ignoring the person might be a more productive use of your creative time.

If you are being ignored, be happy that you don't have to see the pictures you hate so much.

Continued abuse/bullying/trolling will result in naughty stepping and sock puppet accounts will be banned.
Standard b3ta ribbing, knowing sarcasm, affectionate mocking, comedy name calling is still obviously allowed.

Stop fighting and spend that time and energy creating the great pictures and animations you say we used to do.



(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:05, archived)
# Someone got a bar of Sainsbury's chocolate in the post this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:16, archived)
# I blame Ricky Gervais for all of this.
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb āœ…, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:46, archived)
# Ok
Firing up 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:50, archived)
# are you fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:11, archived)
# My god b3ta is back \o/
Looks a bit quiet yesterday though!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:21, archived)
# So like every fucking day then
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:37, archived)
# get bent
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:55, archived)
# Please don't ban me, this is Standard b3ta ribbing, knowing sarcasm, affectionate mocking, comedy name calling
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:56, archived)
# doesn't that all come under sub-section 4.4 "Trolling"?
or is that 4.5 "Bullying"?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:17, archived)
# Go invade yourself anally hahah just kidding you're alright
I'm glad you have finally interjected, the real life karate chop threats of violence in a square room with no windows or doors had crossed the line and were completely unacceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:12, archived)
# what else should we do, you patronising cunt?
and, honestly, all this "bullying" and "trolling" bollocks. There's none of that been going on, not in any true sense. In the minds of the fragile and those who require constant praise, but certainly not actually happening.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:12, archived)
# Isn't "God" technically a sockpuppet account?
(pasanonic_, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:33, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:57, archived)
# Absolutely. People should be allowed to post any old shit. Ideally the same in-joke, preferably even the same picture again and again and again.
They shouldn't be criticised for that. Just because it drives creative people away from the site and makes it the private little playground of a handful.
Just pop them all on ignore and revel in the glory of an empty board.
And don't complain about it, because that's trolling. If you don't like it, make a funny picture you lazy cunt. Because in the end, it's your fault.
Glad that's sorted.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:37, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:48, archived)
# *applauds*
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:49, archived)
# 'In my opinion'
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:57, archived)
# [citation needed]
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:58, archived)
#
...how though do you tackle that minority that act as if this site is their private playground? How do you deal with a 15 posts a day 5 year user of the site who feels the time invested in the site gives them some say in the activity of others?

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 15:11, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
# seems like its literally just 4 accounts doing all the trolling
and it is just trolling pure and simple. People have been posting the same kind of stuff on this board for as long as I've been here, only difference now is it all stays in your face longer cos less people are posting. Just a flimsy excuse to try and piss people off as far as I can see.
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:41, archived)
# From 2004....
"I use to get into b3ta because it was actually novel a number of years ago but now all they bring out is the same untalented crud."

- www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/147375

I wonder when the first moan of that type actually was?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:26, archived)
# the last time i remember things getting this heated
was when we had a whole year of "vector" celebrity birthday things every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:34, archived)
# Ah yes,
I remember that.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 24 Dec 2014, 12:04, archived)
# up yours
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:23, archived)
# did you get my christmas list?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:26, archived)
# o that one didnt work . i'll post it again


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(smimon 92, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:43, archived)
# didnt' work that time either, you should post it again
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:45, archived)
# Try it on /links and /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:45, archived)
# thanks
(smimon 92, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:46, archived)
#
I SHALL
(smimon 92, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:51, archived)
# haha what a fucking n00b
how about you calm down and post it properly you fucking failure.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:46, archived)
# I bet this n00b cunt doesn't even FUCKLIFT
the FUCKing failure, ahhahahahahahahaa, he's not FUCK

because FUCK
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:50, archived)
# WE r koolz innITS KID5
(smimon 92, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 3:13, archived)
# I can't believe how mean you /board guys are.
You wouldn't see this kind of terrible bullying on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:05, archived)
# I hear good things about /talk.
They say it's almost non-stop socratic dialogue, only interrupted by people offering each other virtual tea & crumpets. Which are politely declined of course.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:53, archived)
# WAR ON CHRISTMAS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 3:56, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 5:20, archived)
# never a miscommunication
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 6:43, archived)
# *judges you*
photo flancat.jpg
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 7:57, archived)
# made a new meememe me


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(smimon 92, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:42, archived)
# Perfect fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:42, archived)
# ^so fucking upset haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:44, archived)
# grr. i'll dragon punch you off the tinternet and jolly well will you knave and vagabund.
(smimon 92, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 3:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Charles Hawfinch


Goodnight b3ta, you've been lovely and special, please validate my existence by pretending my picture isn't fucking rubbish.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:35, archived)
# thats fake, i see a rubberband holding a mask on
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:37, archived)
# He can bite a hole right through your hand.
They're tough fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:38, archived)
# i totally love it's awesomeness and brilliance
you must have made this in the time it took me to write "prick"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:39, archived)
# I'll see if I can make one in that time.
SPELLCASTING P-R-I-C-K
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:40, archived)
# As it turns out, nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:40, archived)
# oh shit, I forgot to overlay the canvas filter over all the layers.
Don't I look like a talentless hack now, eh? HAHAHA JUST KIDDING
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:38, archived)
# FACELIFTS - THE FUTURE OF FUCKLIFTS AND FACESWAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:28, archived)
# I LOVE THIS, MATE
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:34, archived)
# I just got here
what did I miss
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:36, archived)
# peace and love
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:37, archived)
# That's good, we should all love each other
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:38, archived)
# i love everyone here
but i love you a little more
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:38, archived)
# Man, if you weren't so far away, I'd love you right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:42, archived)
# I'd love him real hard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:44, archived)
# Someone set us up the bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:37, archived)
# nothing much, really
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:38, archived)
# internet violence on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:41, archived)
# bum cry and needy whiney whine.
(smimon 92, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 3:10, archived)
# Fucklift had a bad day.
"What's wrong Fucklift?" said Gordon.
"I don't know. I just... I feel like I'm not worth anything." said Fucklift.
"Don't worry, Fucklift. I know just the thing!" said Gordon.
Gordon went into the shed and came out with a spunk-covered laptop.
"Have you seen this website called b3ta? Apparently, you get people saying "well done" even when you're not very good at anything at all. It makes me smile and feel very good about my lack of any talents, Fucklift, you should try it! Remember though, you need to say "well done" when other people aren't good at anything too, otherwise it won't work!"
Fucklift replied "well done" to a faceswap of Gordon and Percy, then posted a picture of himself 20 times all the way down the board.
"Maybe today isn't going to be so bad after all!" thought Fucklift.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:38, archived)
# Then he snorted something right up his funnel and went totally off the fucking rails.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:41, archived)
# marvellous work, mateyploppies! :D
/ac
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:52, archived)
# I'm Walken on sunshine, wooah-oh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:24, archived)
# I don't know who walken is?
I think I should make a statement to that effect on the internet?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:25, archived)
# despite, you know, this being the internet?
on which you can find this sort of shit out in a couple of seconds?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:27, archived)
# Vin Diesel?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:56, archived)
# Tiger's looking good :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:28, archived)
[challenge entry] my turn. ticking the bored over.
(12 years a dave, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:22, archived)
# SNAPELIFT
SNAPELIFT SNAPELIFT SNAPELIFT

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(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:23, archived)
# FROGWARTS SCHOOL OF FUCK
(12 years a dave, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:24, archived)
# HARRY FUCKLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:32, archived)
# well done for keeping the board moving there mate,
doing valuable work there, that gets you an extra *click* from each of my twenty-seven additional ONLINE VALIDATION accounts
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:25, archived)
# genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry] LOOK HE'S LEVITATING A FUCKLIFT
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:05, archived)
# oh shit I forgot to overlay a canvas filter
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:06, archived)
# I've got one on my water but.
It strains the leaves out.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:08, archived)
# yeh, now it just look like you did it well without having to filter the fuck out of it, you dumb cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHA THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER SINCE THE OTHER TIME THIS SHITE HAPPENED
I need more coke.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:08, archived)
# no one comented on mine :'( blublub blooobloob
(12 years a dave, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:09, archived)
# NOW WE'RE TALKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:15, archived)
# HAHAHAH CARRY ON FUCK.
(smimon 92, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:51, archived)
# JEDI CARRYFUCK
(smimon 92, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(12 years a dave, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:05, archived)
# Greg Davies?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:09, archived)
# toney blair is a bad guy in real life & steve buscmesni is a movie bad guy and its in black and white
(12 years a dave, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:10, archived)
# this is superbly done chappy old matey old pally old sirry old chap
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:10, archived)
# obligatory gayshift-themed comment...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:11, archived)
# We're all aboard man, all aboard.
How's the life of a MOD these days? Please tell me Rob's finally listened to the voice of the people.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:13, archived)
# BUT I'M NOT EVEN RUNNING!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:19, archived)
# No, Pedro. You should have started running a lot longer ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:27, archived)
# no, thats NOT a pic of me up there, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:29, archived)
# Lololololol
Which is a type of polyalcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:30, archived)
# lololoholic
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:34, archived)
# IRL LOLs®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:36, archived)
# Lololoholics anonymous.
'My name's Bob and I've not faceswapped for *sniff* nearly two weeks. *bloobloobloo*'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:39, archived)
# marvellous work, mateyploppies! :D
/ac
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:01, archived)
#

(12 years a dave, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:03, archived)
# hahaha oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:04, archived)
# frying tonite (in iraq/middel east)
(12 years a dave, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:07, archived)
# marvellous work, mateyploppies! :D
*clicky-clicky* \o/
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:09, archived)
# Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:10, archived)
# my bird wants to have a talk with yur bird

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:07, archived)
# that's disgusting
WHAT"S WRONG WITH YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:15, archived)
# bu bu but....
It it it's not any better or worse than yours

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:21, archived)
# if you were a decent mod you'd ban yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:29, archived)
# i only know how to ignore myself :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:39, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:09, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] hi everyone, I contributed an hilarious picture.


If you 'like' it, please indicate your approval in the replies, thanks, it's nearly Christmas and I need validation so fucking bad I can taste it. I've compo'd it, because Emperor Hawtree is dangerous.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:55, archived)
# I wanna validate all over your face.
Ah'm-a clickin it for ya, ah'm-a clickin.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:58, archived)
#
(12 years a dave, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:59, archived)
# your existence in the gene pool is an honour, sir
I'm sure glad you contributed a picture, otherwise none of what you say would make any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:00, archived)
# Keeping the board moving
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:38, archived)
# this is shit and you are a wanker
just saying
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:39, archived)
# :(
this place used to be fwuffy. Just saying XD
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:43, archived)
# That^
(herman:D, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:20, archived)
# Wax on, whack off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:00, archived)
# I would reply to this, but I don't think we're 'friends' in 'real' 'life'?
so I'm going to have to 'ignore' 'you'?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:23, archived)
# up yours, dickface
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:55, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:56, archived)
# hang on, I've got a 753kb 'faq' gif around here somewhere
ken jeong with freebase's face, it's hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:00, archived)
# prick
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:56, archived)
# wanker
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:57, archived)
# you and me, square room, no windows, no doors, NOW
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:00, archived)
# is there beer?
if not, I'll pass.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:34, archived)
# Get bent, shitheels
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:05, archived)
# this is actually a good reply
and deserves attention.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:09, archived)
# Worst party ever :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:11, archived)
# up yer bum
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:14, archived)
# eat box, hookerlips
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:15, archived)
# You fuck your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:21, archived)
# if you insist
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:34, archived)
# i feel left out, so here goes...
your poop is stinky
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:41, archived)
# evening, Mr Horrible.
Over here on your holidays?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:59, archived)
# evening
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:03, archived)
# who, me?
me?

that's rather unfair...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Come at me, bro
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:38, archived)
# FUCK, I hope that isn't a SQUARE ROOM
SQUARE ROOM FUCK

FUCK
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:40, archived)
# WELCOME TO THE THUNDERFUCK
It is square, with no windows and no doors. The patio door you can see is for aesthetic purposes only. There are two rules. Nobody enters. Nobody leaves.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:43, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:03, archived)
# Ha!
The chap didn't say if it had a roof or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:07, archived)
# Now I would Enter the Dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:42, archived)
# you really should enter the stfu and show some humility mobile
..and take a looooong drive
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:50, archived)
# Enter the Dragqueen
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:47, archived)
# mods, please remove this picture of a flat-chested female, she is clearly underage
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:49, archived)
# it doesn't count if she's a shaved squirrel with her tail amputated,
they reach puberty at 3 months
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:50, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:00, archived)
# she's still topless
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:01, archived)
# there, I fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:08, archived)
# haha oh i see your point now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:19, archived)
# lol we now cannot see her 'points' and that is the important thing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:24, archived)
# ok, getting the hang of b3ta now
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:12, archived)
# WE CANNOT REPEL KARATE OF THIS MAGNITUDE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:03, archived)
# IT'S A DEVIOUSLY ATTRACTIVE CHILD
I MEAN TRAP
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:04, archived)
# fictional galaxies far, far away are okay, I think
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:06, archived)
# Fictional incest is OK, I think
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:10, archived)
# Square room be last thing you see
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:04, archived)
# :(
I still don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:28, archived)

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