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[challenge entry] Big Gunther always liked a steam bidet before a concert


the buffaloes weren't too keen though
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:02, archived)
# Is that smoke or...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:27, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:41, archived)
# it's steam from a geyser :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:16, archived)
# I hear the terrorist are hiding out in the Candy Mountains.


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(4ppleseed, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:42, archived)
# haha, I hadn't heard of Charlie the Unicorn until now!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:08, archived)
# They shoot cats don't they?


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(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:27, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:43, archived)
# WE'RE ON A BRIDGE CHARLIE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] say hello to my little hose
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:24, archived)
# well I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:44, archived)
# BIG OL' GRASS..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Bogus maaan!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:11, archived)
# Lets kickstart the fuck out
of this movie. I bagsy Key Grip!
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:26, archived)
# Bagsy fluffer
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:31, archived)
# haha it's on your mind now eh?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:38, archived)
# What you talking about spunk?
I mean punk! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:53, archived)
# *slip of the tongue*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:06, archived)
# Well that's a Freudian shit...CLIT..FUCK.....slip.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:07, archived)
# Endangered species...
Viagra killed the fluffing star
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] morning!
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:52, archived)
# haha
I hate how they changed his name to 'Sir Tophat' because of PC crap. My kids know him as the Fat Controller and nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:18, archived)
# Saw this yesterday in pahnd shop
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VvUBsJwzL._SY300_.jpg

I think it's his bowie/dadaist phase
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:26, archived)
#
I heard my American friend refer to him as Sir Tophat the other day and thought he was just joking until now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:26, archived)
# Fatist!
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:28, archived)
# they did fucking what?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:06, archived)
# Now that's anger!
Fuck france... THIS IS NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:13, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:40, archived)
# Too late! ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/11127821
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:41, archived)
# Arses!
Also, nice one Prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:55, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:43, archived)
# excellent work.
and a good time for this repost:
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:47, archived)
# and so is Tony Curtis
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:26, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:54, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] features the hit single "Into the groove"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:36, archived)
# haha classic joke :D
that takes me right back to middle school :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:03, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:44, archived)
# That's very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:45, archived)
# more Friday silliness
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:50, archived)
# waits patiently...
For drum, barrel an Ampersand
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:11, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:40, archived)
# "You'll Never Find..."
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Salt n Sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 4:36, archived)
# Got any mayonaise?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 3:26, archived)
# watch out, he's gonna blow!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] well... not 100% compo... but that made me giggle so hard in the faceswap process
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 0:42, archived)
# would, would, wouldn't
good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 2:19, archived)
# haha top work :D
fantastic album too :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:09, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/11128083
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:40, archived)
# I'm a one trick pony
*tries hard to learn another trick*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:21, archived)
# apologies if it's putting you off your mayonnaise and banana smoothie :p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:22, archived)
# I can't remember what the point of this was...


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(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:07, archived)
# haha, the Fry on that is genius!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:25, archived)
# oh no he didn't...
oh yes, he did. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:03, archived)
# Hi Pedro
Big hugs from spazz
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:12, archived)
# **HUGGGZ**
~¿~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:16, archived)
# if nothing else good came from this....
at least you did a good job on the distortions
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:05, archived)
# Needs more Brandow
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:12, archived)
# Duck season!
FUCK season!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:45, archived)
# Directions
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:17, archived)
# nice!
can I ummm, errr.... put my dick in there?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha fuck sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:22, archived)
# i was hoping to string it with some wool, and have it knit a turtleneck -- built right on there!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:06, archived)
# Ooh, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:39, archived)
# is recyclenow having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] you know when you finish something, sit back and go
sit back and gowhy did I bother?



I didn't even extract him but I'm compoing it anyways cause I'm feeling proper shitty today and any pedants out there can feel my wrath


also Happy 2 hours away from Friday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:57, archived)
# You really shouldn't comp this as you didn't extract him
Although I see you are giving it a good old try
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:07, archived)
# I just ran outta juice...
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:09, archived)
# Cock & load muthafuckaz
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 0:13, archived)
# armour piercing jizz?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:10, archived)
# You try shooting someone when you've lost your shoe...

a/c I'm soooo dead...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:53, archived)
# Fake
No fluffy tail
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 1:04, archived)
# Careful now
You're messing with people with an extreme lack of a sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:48, archived)
# FUCK YOU! YES YOU

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:31, archived)
# It's the hour of FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:43, archived)
# why don't I ever get invited to these kinda parties?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:58, archived)
# 40 mins in and just one FUCK turns up
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
# vic reeves in the orange suit?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 7:14, archived)
# Haha oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 7:33, archived)
# hahaha
good call
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] While I'm on a running away theme...
(yella the r3born b3tard, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:14, archived)
# This deserves more Woo!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:45, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:54, archived)
# bas pour cette
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:38, archived)
# Ha!
Though I can't help thinking just one at the back should say "careful now"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:40, archived)
# Top work there
Very very good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:13, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 2:16, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:51, archived)
# More woo!, here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:18, archived)
# a side order of WOO! here
with YAY! sauce
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 1:15, archived)
# Brilliant!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 5:51, archived)
# Here's Goatse!
mod: censored, but probably still NSFW - click to view
(The Tramp Surveyor, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:11, archived)
# Oh my nsfw God...
(yella the r3born b3tard, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:25, archived)
# where's (the) Johnny?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] It might not be so bad...
(yella the r3born b3tard, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 20:37, archived)
# well i like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:49, archived)
# Haha - and I like you liking it! Ta.
(yella the r3born b3tard, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 20:13, archived)
# He looks down on us all
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:32, archived)
# I used to have an Old English Sheep dog
He dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:34, archived)
# 4eva on the rainbow bridge
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:46, archived)
# Ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:58, archived)
# No Dougal, that Dog is near....and the people are far away
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 20:01, archived)
# I loved this film as a kid.
Jim Dale was great :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] someone's nicked his last petit filous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:25, archived)
# Haha I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:34, archived)
# And his roof is leaking
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:37, archived)
# he keeps his fridge in the shower
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:48, archived)
# He's quite the maverick
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:50, archived)
# akshally, he accitdentally cut the waterline to the icemaker
....again!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:08, archived)
# he scratched his name on it and everything
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:40, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 19:02, archived)
# Get him and his la-di-dah symmetrical fridge doors!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 18:00, archived)
# you're not suggesting this image is photoshopped are you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 18:01, archived)
# Photowho?
I'm still using felt-tips on my screen and photographing the end result.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 18:06, archived)
# You silly person!!
Use pencil and then you can rub it out instead of replacing the screen every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 20:35, archived)
# he'll rub one out alright!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:01, archived)
# Why is it always spunking in your pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:10, archived)
# Cos he's hijacked my webcam :o(
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:20, archived)
# ^^and this :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:27, archived)
# cause I'm a sick fuck?
or a one trick pony...


maybe I'm like that kid from 6th sense, but with dicks...

latent?

bored?

it's a tough call sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:20, archived)
# The quality just never stops pouring forth from you, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:08, archived)
# Woopla!
*click*
(yella the r3born b3tard, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:54, archived)

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