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[challenge entry] Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:25, archived)
# clive owen's been busy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:31, archived)
# what's Grandad from Dad's Army done now?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:43, archived)
# Those labia look sore.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:54, archived)
# !

/very old
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10777603
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:37, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:46, archived)
# he deserved that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:14, archived)
# you can't argue with science
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:52, archived)
# Yes you bloody can!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:52, archived)
# ow!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Feb 2015, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] What really happened
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 0:27, archived)
# young Lex Luthor is pretty smart
take the plane down with a Kryptonite rock AND depower Superman if he should try to save it.

Two birds, one stone!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 1:09, archived)
# Also in the news...
Go Bobby go!
(dribl, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:56, archived)
# TOO SOON
It started crashing before it was hit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Since it's quiet around here...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:14, archived)
# More
I demand more of this sillyness!
(LokiMD, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 23:26, archived)
# Etiquette dictates that one does not answer the phone when bonking. Even for God.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 23:40, archived)
# Maybe he didn't have caller id
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 0:07, archived)
# but he clearly does
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 1:10, archived)
# If he couldn't get him on the phone,
he would just try and make contact via a burning bush.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 0:17, archived)
# Ouch!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 6:26, archived)
#
You won a gold star ! :)
(JELLYWOBBLER, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 1:06, archived)
# The coming of the lord?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Baby, Baby, Baby, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHhhhhhhh
(thespicybanjo, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:42, archived)
# Whisk him!
Whisk him in the fuck!
(emptyspace, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:55, archived)
# Sounds interesting
Please continue
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 23:00, archived)
# Whisk him in the fuck!
Is my new favourite phrase
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:05, archived)
# Haha. High speed cutlery to the face.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 0:05, archived)
#
Yeah, it's me Dag. I'm at a dead end. I've been cornered by some cutlery; I think I can take them. A whisk, a tin opener, and a spatula. Yeah, I'll take the whisk out first and hold them off as long as I can.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 1:28, archived)
# Spooned in the neck like a motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Read my tips...


Click for bigger (142 kb)
(thespicybanjo, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Kosher
(/'>Barry Manillow, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:09, archived)
# Blairy loves dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:30, archived)
# Aaargh loathsome
Just seeing him makes me angry.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 0:42, archived)
# Interesting coincidence
Blair and co based their Iraq invasion partially on "facts" that a taxi driver allegedly overheard his passengers discussing.

Acorah "overheard" the Kreed Kafer story and based one of his "trances" around it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] It is...IT'S TWUE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:55, archived)
# For one scene this IS true
Edit: the 10/10 bit not the bit with letters in a row bit! Bit
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:11, archived)
# Actually, (NSFW)
I think this is the reason I went to see it..you're right. (NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:29, archived)
# NIGHT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 23:01, archived)
# Bit suspicious that you're going to bed shortly after remembering THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 23:05, archived)
# Link sez I'm too young to view :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 23:22, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
Back to sneaking a look at your Mum's Miss Selfridge catalogue then!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 23:46, archived)
# Great, now I'm lumbered with the mental image of Arnie dressed up
as a German burlesque act from the wild west.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:35, archived)
#
Oh, yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, right
(/'>Barry Manillow, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:39, archived)
# WORL'D
Ive seen some bad apostrophes, but this take's the biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:41, archived)
# It also takes the cake
and the chocolate fudge icecream
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:43, archived)
# It's actually correct. It was used by Hazelnut Whirl manufacturer Cadbury - "Squirrel Shit - but Worl'd".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:57, archived)
# Are you free tonight? I've got two tickets to BUTT WORL'D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:12, archived)
# Your butts so big you need the 2 tickets
OoooOOOOooooOOOooooooo *snaps fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:24, archived)
# *Does that Z-shaped finger movement thing camp types do.*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:32, archived)
# Needs more *clicking*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 23:02, archived)
# Ignorance
Its "World" in the (mainly US sense) of "something of importance" rather than "something that encompasses the whole world", i.e. when you are "on top of the world" it's unlikely you're physically stood at the North Pole, if you feel that you're "carrying the whole world on your shoulders" you do not physically have the planet Earth to support.

When the "World Series" was named (1900), the US was hardly a superpower, simply a growing collection of cities on both coasts with hardly anything in between. It began as an exhibition game between the winners of the American and National Leagues. No one knew what to call it, so some journo eventually came up with the "World Series" and it stuck.

Happy to educate. BTW the "sponsored by the New York World newspaper" explanation is a lie.
(iwrite4u, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:34, archived)
# There are lies and there are MASSIVE FUCKING FIBS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:22, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Here, J.R.R. Tolkien stands before Walsall's Park Toilets, the inspiration for the Bridge of Khazad-dûm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:27, archived)
# angelina not so fucking jolie
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:43, archived)
# Did she play a flat Elf?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:59, archived)
# not so fucking healthy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:03, archived)
# haha
still got the estuary accent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:06, archived)
# The religion was founded by C.Rog Hargreaves in 1986

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha ohhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:14, archived)
# An orange oval personality type.
Throw him in the hole!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:21, archived)
# he'd like that
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:22, archived)
# which personality type ticks AND circles?
also: compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:25, archived)
# I'm not quite sure what counts as
a competition entry when almost every picture could be made to count with the right title.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:28, archived)
# THIS ISN'T A DISTENDED ANUS:
japanese girl relaxing in a bath
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
•
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:04, archived)
# nice hat
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:04, archived)
# It's a religious thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:09, archived)
# careful now
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:18, archived)
# It's a weather thing (weather vane).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a very funny image
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:48, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:49, archived)
# You're seeing more than I do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha

*May not be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:49, archived)
# You're looking very cubist today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:53, archived)
# it's for a game
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:56, archived)
# LOW FUCKING POLY

Damn, haven't seen that on here in yonks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:08, archived)
# Are you related to Abe Lincoln?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:53, archived)
# I actually like ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ris? I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:57, archived)
# Full frontal mediocrity
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] You're a very funny guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:02, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:16, archived)
# I stumbled across a cdc you did the other day
while I was searching for wtc pics or something on google images. I cant remember what it was and didnt save it but it was very good.. maybe even the funniest ever. well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:14, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] 2nd biggest lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Took me too long though!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:52, archived)
# the penny drops
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:54, archived)
# You are a silly person.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:37, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - LIES!

This week we want you to tell porkies. Come up with a massive fib and show us it in pictorial form.
Or if you can't think of your own, illustrate the terrible untruths people have tricked you with.
Suggested by Jabberwoc
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] FFS
We did this at the beginning of last year :(
I will just repost all my entries from then...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:31, archived)
# liar
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:31, archived)
# Oh hia Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:33, archived)
# Nothing for a pear in this game
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:33, archived)
# I wonder how many people have joined the board in the last 12 months.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:03, archived)
# spin kim
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:25, archived)
# This isn't making my headache go away
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:31, archived)
# so soothing
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:33, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:34, archived)
# Liar! you should compo it
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:23, archived)
# haha belly laugh proper
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:42, archived)
# It was the truth!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:52, archived)
# \o_
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:05, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:29, archived)
# parez iz evul
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:03, archived)
# peartridge
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:49, archived)
# WHY YOU DO?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 22:04, archived)
# fXcKLIfT
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:24, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:10, archived)
# I had "Canary Stomper" on the Vic 20.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 23:18, archived)
# humph
i'm already a laughing stock AND NOW THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:22, archived)
# you should be proud
you have the most responses to any picture i've seen posted on here in a while
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] liar
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:31, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:33, archived)
# guess the book...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:39, archived)
# smokey and the bandit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:43, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:46, archived)
# Smokey and the Bandit 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:39, archived)
# Necessary Ruffness (1991, Scott Bakula)?
Pearanormal?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:45, archived)
# oooooh.... good try
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:46, archived)
# Chilli - chilly, hands, pears = pairs = low-scoring hands in poker (a game which featured in...)
Cool Hand Luke!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:50, archived)
# needs more beans and ruff
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:55, archived)
# Kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:56, archived)
# saucy
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:57, archived)
# there needs to be a film about vampire eels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:01, archived)
# is vampire eels a guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:02, archived)
# it could be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:03, archived)
# well.....?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:03, archived)
# go on, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:17, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:18, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:04, archived)
# love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:17, archived)
# The Bridges at Toko Ri?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:45, archived)
# not even close
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:47, archived)
# the adventures of buckaroo banzai?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:45, archived)
# warm, but wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:47, archived)
# Zulu?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:49, archived)
# thousands of no
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:54, archived)
# time bandits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:51, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:55, archived)
# I HATE PEARS
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:52, archived)
# never heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:55, archived)
# :(((((
It's an oldie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:56, archived)
# doesn't ring a bell
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:58, archived)
# what about this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:02, archived)
# i don't speak foreign
no idea what that's about
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:03, archived)
# the smurfs
*edit - I mean Emmmanuelle in Space
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:53, archived)
# one half isn't right, the other half is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:56, archived)
# Showgirls.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:58, archived)
# *sharp intake of breath*
no
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:59, archived)
# Henry: Portrait of a 4 handed ruff wearing vegetable killer
with pears
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:00, archived)
# now you're just being silly
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:02, archived)
# Soccer Dog
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:01, archived)
# I was going to say that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:01, archived)
# are you going to say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:02, archived)
# Soccer Dog
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:02, archived)
# is that even a book?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:04, archived)
# It's more than just a book!
It's 2 films.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:06, archived)
# down and out in beverly hills
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:02, archived)
# Star Wars
The answer is always Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:03, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:04, archived)
# Revenge of the Empire part 2
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:07, archived)
# Apples and pears. Apple make an OS
He is a man. With hands. Beans and chillis are used in cooking, the Three Witches in Macbeth did a bit of cooking in their cauldron. The Three Witches are also the Fates. Therefore your film is ManOS : The Hands of Fate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:04, archived)
# Fine, you don't even reply to my awesome Times-crossword-level answers
I'll make my own replies! With blackjack! And hookers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:00, archived)
# You are the new Ted Rogers.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:18, archived)
# fXcOKfT : The Desolation of Smaug
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:08, archived)
# filenaming isn't entering into the spirit of the game, is it?
you've spoilt it all
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:12, archived)
# the unbearable lightness of beans
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:11, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:51, archived)
# the unpearable lightness of beans
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:09, archived)
# Pearsona?
The minimalist yet fruitful Bergman film from -66
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:15, archived)
# clue: the answer is a book
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:17, archived)
# biggles learns to fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:19, archived)
# Alan Titchmarsh's "Dirty old women at it with gardeners 4"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:19, archived)
# it's a more weighty tome
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:21, archived)
# The fXcOKfT conspiracy?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:26, archived)
# 57 varieties of grey?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
but no
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:23, archived)
# Breakfast at ruffanies
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:23, archived)
# nice, but a no
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:24, archived)
# GIVE UP YET?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:23, archived)
# wait, what are we meant to be doing again?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:27, archived)
# also, is it Jordan's autobiography "massive tits and horse shits"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:29, archived)
# four magnets and a magnet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# the magnets of navaone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# rita sue and magnet too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:26, archived)
# magnet and magnet's bogus magnet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:26, archived)
# all along the magnet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:26, archived)
# the unbearable magnet of magnet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:27, archived)
# magno
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:31, archived)
# the magnets of king george
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:27, archived)
# Dianetics: The Modern Science Of Mental Health?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:30, archived)
# tin tin cops it up the ruff from a pair of hot fruits
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:30, archived)
# ************
ANSWER:
*************



Big Shot - Geoff Capes

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:34, archived)
# Needs more budgies!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:35, archived)
# i've not read the book, so I didn't really know what to put in the picture
thinking about it, budgies would've been a good clue
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:36, archived)
# no really, whats the answer
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:38, archived)
# who's on first
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:40, archived)
# that makes about as much sense as an owl in a strip club
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:36, archived)
# have you read the book?
i guessing you haven't, so you can't really comment
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:37, archived)
# i can, but it doesn't mean i know what i'm talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:42, archived)
# let me explain the thinking behind the image...
Geoff Capes is 'big' and ruff
Pears are like the 'shots' he put
Everyone likes a baked bean, even Geoff Capes
Four hands because Geoff's 'big' and strong
and the chilli is because he's really strong
Some of the hands are 'big'

put it all together:

Big Shot - Geoff Capes
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:46, archived)
# that's an explanation worthy of 3,2,1
also, i hate beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:48, archived)
# Hate beans, you must be forrin or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:19, archived)
# You made a silly picture then pretended it was about Jeff Capes' book, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11132646
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:56, archived)
#
that's my favourite scene chapter in the film book
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:57, archived)
# is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:07, archived)
# Wrong!!
Try again
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:37, archived)
# Big Shot is the answer
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:38, archived)
# no really
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:39, archived)
# no really, WHAT IS IT
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:39, archived)
# Big Shot - Geoff Capes
perhaps i should've read it first, to get more helpful clues
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:41, archived)
# Close
Come on Moley you can do eeeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:58, archived)
# i'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:08, archived)
# It's watershipdown
Now you made me cry
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:09, archived)
# Harry Potter 4
Pearisoner of AzCanHands
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:39, archived)
# He's got too many hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:44, archived)
# Something by Ruddyhard Kipling?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:35, archived)
# If /talk see this you'll be a laughing stock.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:38, archived)
# The Bible II: Electric Boogaloo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:50, archived)
# The Curious Incident of the Annoying Cunt in the Night-Time?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:46, archived)
# hahaha
Reminds me of Tim Roth?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:25, archived)
# For Your Pears Only
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:51, archived)
# mein kampf
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:52, archived)
# Is it the episode of Star Trek where Captain Kirk fucks that green sort?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:52, archived)
# Al Stewart's still looking young
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:04, archived)

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