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[challenge entry] Subtle if not particularly funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:30, archived)
# "Do you have the time on you, love?"
Her legs must be awfully long
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:33, archived)
# LEGSIST
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:38, archived)
# Blade Runner 2's end fight sequence is not what I expected

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:27, archived)
# "I've seen things you wouldn't believe...
attack ships on fire off the 14th green..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:30, archived)
# Wake up! time to fly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:47, archived)
# I imagine fierce fighting
with walking sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:31, archived)
# Au rontraire, it is everything I expected
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] took too long, doesn't really work...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:27, archived)
# Now *that's* a party!
What's Christina up to??
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:32, archived)
# she dropped her bread roll.
but she is taking her time finding it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:34, archived)
# Ah,
must be butter fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:41, archived)
# 'Course I can fly' He says. 'Haven't you fucking seen Star Wars?' He says..
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:45, archived)
# Yesyesyes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:40, archived)
# He didn't crash, he was shot down!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:40, archived)
# Green leader, standing by
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] still good for last weeks compo!

de-RIS with BBC and YouTube
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 5:47, archived)
# spot on :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:21, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:08, archived)
# is that a prairie dog I see?
it is, it's a film-credibility-ruining prairie dog - someone call bill murray
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:26, archived)
# well spotted, direct from Caddyshack for added golf course connection ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:34, archived)
# cause of the crash revealed

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:33, archived)
# :)
:)
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:21, archived)
# I lolled
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:14, archived)
# hahahah
he's worth more to me alive!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:24, archived)
# "I SAID it was a bad idea when the boss told us to install carbon dust bunkers, but would he listen?"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:28, archived)
# This is very good
replace the '62' with Save I and you have a good+
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:43, archived)
# haha! we should do these things by committee for maximum lols
edit - done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:01, archived)
# Uncredited, of course... (apart from your subtle tag)
www.latintimes.com/pulse/harrison-ford-plane-crash-memes-15-funny-images-we-wish-actor-speedy-recovery-301133
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 9:30, archived)
# Saw the news. Quickly came here
Not disappointed at all
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:34, archived)
# :-D
I usually get my news through b3ta, I hope I did the same for someone today
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:28, archived)
# Indiana perleeeease
That was a pun on Indianapolis sorry, excellent pic
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:25, archived)
# hahahaha oof
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:38, archived)
# Hahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:20, archived)
# dunno what this is but I'm quite pleased with it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 3:32, archived)
# such an odd job you've done
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 3:33, archived)
[challenge entry] cheeky one for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 3:33, archived)
# needs more buttock wibble, but it will do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 3:44, archived)
# "more buttock wibble"
she would like that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 3:51, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 4:49, archived)
# *schtunk*
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 6 Mar 2015, 6:17, archived)
# *flup*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:08, archived)
# *squeekie*
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 2:31, archived)
# Great skills
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
# You're altogether too good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:44, archived)
# haha
great and a half
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:47, archived)
# Invisible Oddjob
Amazing!
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:51, archived)
# Genie-arse
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:51, archived)
# yup, that's a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:38, archived)
# Superb!
Particularly like the "p-twang" as the hat beds into the butt-crevice.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:04, archived)
# yay for buttock wibble \o/
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:06, archived)
# nicely
done
(teasus likes tea, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)
# inspired
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:13, archived)
# I commented on the other one but not this one
WOOYAYHOOPLA :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahah
Simply magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 0:57, archived)
# Panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 9:45, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 18:05, archived)
# Brilliant.
..in both concept and execution
(philbo baggins, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 18:08, archived)
# crikey that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:22, archived)
# WOOYAYHOOPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:35, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:10, archived)
# Superb!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:21, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:23, archived)
# Wow, this is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:27, archived)
# HOORAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:43, archived)
# Episode Fore!


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(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 0:30, archived)
# It had to be done

(shamelessly stolen from Mushroom)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 2:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 2:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:55, archived)
# b3ta does not disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:59, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 9:13, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:09, archived)
# Experimenting a bit with painting
naked an' all that innit.
Still early stages, but oils take aaaages to try a bit to carry on :(

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(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:54, archived)
# look at my fucking bum!
LOOK!
Nice arts. You're on the way to becoming one of the Dutch Matsers.
EDIT: Just don't let Mediocre find out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:57, archived)
# I'm Welsh you racist!
thanks tho ;),let's face it, I'm no Michelangelo da Vinci but I aim to make 1 decent painting before I die. I will if it kills me.
slowly
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 0:00, archived)
# I never called you a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
If that's how you inferred it, then I am truely sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 0:03, archived)
# Cowabongo dude!

..is that racist?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 0:04, archived)
# I keep meaning to get back into painting, but just can't find the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Mar 2015, 0:27, archived)
# Problem is
You have to make time, I have no kids etc. but I don't watch tv, bljust devote every spare
min I can get to paint. Starting into it was the hardest part, just do 10 mins a night for
a while, you'll soon find it goes to 20... 30.
Go for iy.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 0:33, archived)
# I'm going to be really rude,
but this is b3ta and I have bared my wares often enough for general derision or praise.
In my fairly worthless opinion, you have talent, technique and the patience it requires to be very good indeed.
But here is my critique: subject matter.

I have seen this and self portraits. If, (and you may not) you want to establish yourself commercially, these are minefields for a budding artist.
I run a gallery, and nudity is always a dilemma. To survive, we often work with local schools, getting kids into art. The kids are often asked to draw their own versions of our paintings. We have to be wary of the ones going home saying 'Look Mum! I drew tits! Put it on the fridge with the others'. This rarely works to ensure repeat visits.

Secondly, your self portraits. I think they are awesome but they are dangerous. I use me in my pics from time to time, but I'm not trying to sell.
You walk in a gallery with a self portrait under your arm and say 'this is me', you'd better make damn sure it looks like you, because you are standing next to it and I can judge right away. If you say 'it is my cousin' and get the reply that they can see the family resemblance, you are on better ground.

Hope you don't mind my thoughts, and take them in the spirit they are meant.


(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 0:45, archived)
# Cheers : )
And your opinion is valued. I hope for this feedback, tbh I rather negative, it spurs me on a bit!
And I totally agree with you, I wouldn't dream of putting these tests up for sale, and not in a million years want to flog a self portrait! I cringe at the thought, but I do hope to be good enough to sell one day.
But even then, I'm more concerned about making something worthwhile. And I care more about the human form than anything,if I don' t get gallery space so be it, I understand the biz side of it but I reckon I'm better off doing what what's true to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 1:23, archived)
# "I care more about the human form than anything"
is that why you call yourself 'tits'?

You may get asked this question in your first art-column interview. You might!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 4:58, archived)
# it just needs
dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:03, archived)
# Naked is cheaper to paint
Less colours needed
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:14, archived)
# Not sure if that's true
with almost everything being a mix of different colours, and the canvas being covered in paint, makes no diff what colour it is, same amount of paint used to cover it!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:21, archived)
# moar cdc

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:52, archived)
# ...and that is why you should always use a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:59, archived)
# You have violated the upper pube count
And for that reason I'm out. :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 0:04, archived)
# POPPYCOCK!
3 HAIRS PER BOLLOCK, SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 1:07, archived)
# Oh yes
I love your CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:41, archived)
# That burning sensation
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:00, archived)
[challenge entry] And for my last miracle...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:24, archived)
# CLASSIC jesus
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:25, archived)
# but you remember when they came out with the 'New JESUS',
and nobody liked it, so they came back out with the JESUS Classic?
It was all a marketing scheme.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:55, archived)
# I fondly remember when I popped my first Cherry Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 4:55, archived)
# Diet Jesus - for agnostics
Jesus Zero - for atheists
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:52, archived)
# You silly Fecker
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:48, archived)
# JESUS,Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:49, archived)
# look at my fucking apple!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:56, archived)
# top bants
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Now that is funny XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:42, archived)
#
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:59, archived)
# Ummmm.....I'm telling of you...you drawed a Mohammed!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 22:22, archived)
# relax
it's just a cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:56, archived)
# Je suis Bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
# Do that airplane food joke again.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 22:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 6:42, archived)
# Hmmmm


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I would think that the Dad in Bristol was a bit late sending this into the Sun today.

I only saw it while I was sat waiting at the takeaway for Singapore Noodles with extra chilli, it was all they had to read.

Hope the meat in my noodles was OK. I do live near Bristol.

Sorry, off to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:33, archived)
# Oof!
*guilty laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] "I heard Camilla has a new friend! Coming Dearest!"


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(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:10, archived)
# Haha
I wouldn't let her tweak my bits even with the marigolds on. Vile person.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:04, archived)
#

(herman:D, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:07, archived)
# cor, I'd like to insert my penis into her vagina,
if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:14, archived)
# Fnarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:22, archived)
# Elaborate please
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:16, archived)
# bobbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:53, archived)
# sounds unhygienic
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:55, archived)
# Haha that made me giggle more than it should have
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 21:08, archived)
# Alright Frogbeat
Right now there are 10 bare breasts on/board, this is a wonderful age we live in.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 21:52, archived)
# art challenges are the new movie posters
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 22:40, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 7:43, archived)
# THOSE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:03, archived)
# Why doesn't this move?
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:29, archived)
# Her vagina wig is
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:44, archived)
# But can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:12, archived)
# obv
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:35, archived)
# Love this image!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:09, archived)
#
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:19, archived)
# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Just one more bit here Frids, then I'll do your eyebrows. Ooh, Picture!

standard JABTT excuse
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:15, archived)
# Well I like it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 23:29, archived)
#
Thankyou Captain..... I'm trying.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I have combined idealized versions of Malevich's Black Square, and his White Square
... using a mask strongly influenced by Gordon Walters :-)


(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:11, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnGYaqjW-A
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:43, archived)
# This sheet music is CRAP!
I can't play this.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:36, archived)
# I don't know what's going on here but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:05, archived)
# If you stare at that for a minute then shut your eyes you see your future wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:29, archived)
# I stared at it for a minute then I shut my eyes and I fell over and I'm quite badly injured.
Expect a letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 22:27, archived)

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