Anti-Phallic Modifications.(
Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Sun 3 May 2015, 21:37,
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lovely!needs more praise!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 May 2015, 23:22,
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Thanks dude...it looked too much like a cock before. gave it some firepower. :)
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Sun 3 May 2015, 23:32,
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Three praise per testicle!
Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Sun 3 May 2015, 23:56,
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now have ronny not so ronery
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 3 May 2015, 20:38,
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hehewhich pic is the open mouth face from, not sure i have that on my kim faces database
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 3 May 2015, 20:58,
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you mean to tell me some of your stuff isnt hot off the pressactually analyzing the head bobbing its pretty obv.. rookie :P
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 3 May 2015, 21:29,
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could be thishttps://timemilitary.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/kim_jong_un15.jpeg
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 4 May 2015, 6:14,
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quick and easy and shit and prbbly bindunnnnnthat's the way I like them :D
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 3 May 2015, 19:10,
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still made me chuckle :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 3 May 2015, 19:39,
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Benghaaaaaaaaaaaaaazi-ribbit...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 3 May 2015, 21:03,
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"'hey William, wanna borrow my copy of Ayn Rand?"reddit
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 5 May 2015, 15:33,
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I think we should be told.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 4 May 2015, 19:44,
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KICK HIM IN HIS LITTLE SHINS!!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 5 May 2015, 15:33,
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Square things in the water.Pretty effect tho' whatever it is.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 May 2015, 19:24,
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Thanks. I was just playing around in potatoshop to get some glitchy effects maia posted this on,
Sun 3 May 2015, 20:11,
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The primary purpose of the vocal sac is to amplify the advertisement call of the male, and attract females from as large an area as possible.
Elvis impersonator,
Sun 3 May 2015, 17:02,
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Massive pulsating flatulence following sprout overdose. 'click'
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 May 2015, 17:11,
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pump up the jam, pump it up, pump it up, now pump it!Pump up the jam,
pump it, pump it, pump it, pump KABBLOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
(pump it, pump it, pump it, pump KABBLOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 May 2015, 17:48,
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that's some powerful shit!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 3 May 2015, 19:47,
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bow down before THE LORDS cdc
Quite to my surprise shutterstock had a 3D rendered purple penis, so I had to visit b3ta immediately
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sun 3 May 2015, 15:35,
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No, it keeps spitting at me. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 May 2015, 16:17,
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I've been here before. One night after my heating died,a little cat crawled into my bed to snuggle and bit my dick.
Never woke up so quickly. {8-o
(Never woke up so quickly. {8-o
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 May 2015, 16:26,
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cats don't like peanut butter.try tuna next time
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 May 2015, 16:38,
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QOTW"What woke you up quickly"
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 4 May 2015, 6:15,
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Smoooooooooooooooooth! XDAlso you have made it far too big
( Frogbeat,
Sun 3 May 2015, 16:09,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Royal Baby"){kind=small}
that had to smart a bit(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 3 May 2015, 14:44,
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We need to stop all this MOD's Front paging each other malarkey
There is only ONE way. On the 7th May do the right thing bEta
Frogbeat,
Sun 3 May 2015, 10:34,
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A dirty forrin running are country? NEVA
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 May 2015, 11:19,
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in a way yes. control teh cock, control the man -- Winston Churchill
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 May 2015, 16:01,
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You can't post a word like that with no picture.My god man play the fucking game! It's fine, I will just imagine it.
EDIT: HAHAHAHA Well that was quick
(EDIT: HAHAHAHA Well that was quick
Frogbeat,
Sun 3 May 2015, 12:41,
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Are you telling me the picture was always there?I need to lay down :(
( Frogbeat,
Sun 3 May 2015, 12:46,
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I waited all morning on Hampstead Heath for you in my clean underpants but you didn't show.No, I added the picture after a lot of careful thought.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 3 May 2015, 12:47,
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I have less idea than a man with no head.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 3 May 2015, 12:49,
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More mods required.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 3 May 2015, 13:43,
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Private reply MadCatMan
Don't tell anyone ;}
Post a picture and I will FP it
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Sun 3 May 2015, 16:24,
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Don't tell anyone ;}
Post a picture and I will FP it
no. i would run away from any real responsibility here PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 May 2015, 17:49,
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Some of us have a life and do other stuff and don't have time*(Lies, I have no life and live on the interweb)
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Sun 3 May 2015, 10:35,
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That's adorable.until it's digesting one of your fingers.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 3 May 2015, 6:30,
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How ironic. They're saying "I've made a Royal. Yay, Mugs!".
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 2 May 2015, 23:29,
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Go on, stick it on eBaySee if anyone buys it.
Is it dishwasher or microwave safe?
(Is it dishwasher or microwave safe?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 2 May 2015, 23:57,
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the paint should stick if i put it in oven for 90 minsthat's what it says on the the packet
eBaying them - could do - but kind of just want it in my kitchen really
(eBaying them - could do - but kind of just want it in my kitchen really
rob,
Sun 3 May 2015, 5:37,
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i think we all know who the mugs are in this situation
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 3 May 2015, 1:13,
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Totally browsing notorious nonce paradise 'b3ta.com' via my copy of Poiso Tor, here drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 May 2015, 1:42,
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I'll take a dozenBecause that's some funny shit right there.
( kombu dashi,
Sun 3 May 2015, 9:08,
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And why do Morris Men wear bells?So even the blind know they're cunts.
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Sun 3 May 2015, 13:21,
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I was awarded a prize for English at school by this man and have thus clicked. Trufax.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 2 May 2015, 19:32,
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Bit of both - "English Language" as it was called then.Probably called "Native Unpredudiced Non-BongoBongo" or something now .
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 2 May 2015, 20:33,
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I dispute your FUCKFAX and call FLANDUEL.See you on Hampstead Heath at sunrise. Remember, clean underpants are to be your only attire.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 2 May 2015, 20:34,
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Doesn't matter - 19th Century rules.To quote The Goons "We stand back to back and the first one who's underpants wear through dies ... of exposure".
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 2 May 2015, 20:47,
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THE GOONS !?!Who quotes The Goons?
You are Prince Charles
AICMFP
(You are Prince Charles
AICMFP
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 2 May 2015, 21:15,
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I quote the Goons!"You stand on my shoulders and pull me up" is a fave. As is when I'm not paying attention, "Sorry, I was in the bath".
Nobody gets them, but it's a hobby.
(Nobody gets them, but it's a hobby.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 2 May 2015, 22:33,
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I AM NOT ALONE!!The time? I got it written down on dis piece of paper...
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 2 May 2015, 23:04,
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That is so MilliganThe mad, sad, genius
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 3 May 2015, 1:29,
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commemorative shoehorns etched with a picture of the royal placenta HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 2 May 2015, 15:24,
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Use one to sever the umbilicalThat would strike a cord.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 2 May 2015, 15:27,
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GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 May 2015, 15:39,
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The one with the four poster bed.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 2 May 2015, 15:43,
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i'd never have a 4-poster bedtoo paranoid to have curtains around my bed. what if the zombies sneak up on me and i can't see them till it's too late?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 May 2015, 15:48,
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zombies HATE mosquitos PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 2 May 2015, 16:20,
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how do you think the mosquitoes feel?all they want is a nice feed of warm, runny blood, but what they get is like trying to suck up a mcdonald's milkshake made of clots! sodding zombies should count themselves lucky!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 May 2015, 16:22,
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dammit, now i want black pudding Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 May 2015, 17:23,
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Wasn't expecting a FP. Thank you :)
My two FPs are both royal related. I'm scared.
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Sat 2 May 2015, 19:37,
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My two FPs are both royal related. I'm scared.
Vimod just returned from an internship in the US
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 2 May 2015, 13:38,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 2 May 2015, 13:50,
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I'll be whistling that all day, thanks :/ EDIT: I've never seen that vidja before
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 2 May 2015, 13:55,
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Not watching it until you remove the 'http://'I'm lazy and I just wanna click 'n watch. Never mind about it was more effort to write this reply!
( Frogbeat,
Sat 2 May 2015, 14:12,
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that twitchy one is freaking me right the fuck out
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 2 May 2015, 14:04,
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hair like a ginger crash helmet Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 May 2015, 16:38,
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...action lawsuit
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 2 May 2015, 18:28,
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i'm amazed they let him inthat beard makes him look a bit swarthy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 May 2015, 14:19,
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much better, but still stiff and stingingget the stitches out in a week
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 May 2015, 14:32,
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Good to hear :D Frogbeat,
Sat 2 May 2015, 14:37,
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totally out of the questionas i can't get my leg wet
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 May 2015, 14:50,
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This is a normal post(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 2 May 2015, 13:15,
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that was just for you ~.~;; PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 2 May 2015, 14:06,
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"My girlfriend has no nose..." FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 2 May 2015, 18:10,
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I was joking,of course I haven't got a girlfriend.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 2 May 2015, 20:41,
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but you're all of the kyoot! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 2 May 2015, 22:31,
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