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# Daily Star Tells It Like It Is!


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(spudhead, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:41, archived)
# 4 cunts,
5 arses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 6 May 2015, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] the determining factor in how you vote, who does best eats
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:11, archived)
# Crumbs, DM!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:18, archived)
#
DM PM
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:06, archived)
#
PM hopefully not after tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:13, archived)
# Oh please oh please oh please.
What is wrong with us that we keep ending up with Etonians?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:53, archived)
# Was just thinking I'm going to be bored tonight as nothing much on tv
But now I is sorted as I'm going to watch this mouth and crumb action
In short, very nicely. WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:58, archived)
# thats not his hand
THIS IS FAKE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:41, archived)
# that bit's real
www.theguardian.com/politics/2012/apr/01/pasties-petrol-cameron-common-touch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2015, 13:23, archived)
# that's clearly a woman's hand
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 May 2015, 13:25, archived)
# you're not suggesting our PM has never done a hard days manual work in his life are you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2015, 13:26, archived)
# Eating and counting money could be considered manual labo(u)r
...technically
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 May 2015, 13:32, archived)
# He's practising
for chewing the bones of the poor.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:01, archived)
# chilling
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 May 2015, 17:17, archived)
# I'm still watching
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 May 2015, 23:10, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Bad Advice - road signs, ikea instructions etc
New Tube Stations - redesign, rename, reposition
Kids Art - dig out your old school masterpieces, imagine early works of the great masters
New lazy tech - invent new gadgets to save us lifting a finger

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 6 May 2015, 7:25, archived)
# B please your majesty
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:11, archived)
# we did bad advice not too long back?
tubes, just for the t'northern line jokes a plenty

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:28, archived)
# under what name?
closest I can find is this from 2002 b3ta.com/challenge/misheardinstructions/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:41, archived)
# oh wait, I was thinking of penguins


although this would work in bad signs...
maybe it was an ikea one where you make glue from horses?

so, yeah, I vote signs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:58, archived)
# signs?
do you mean bad advice?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:15, archived)
# yes.
can you tell I'm paying attention this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:00, archived)
# That's a lot of effort for a number one!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:22, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 May 2015, 16:31, archived)
# I llike all of those
but maybe B?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:57, archived)
# Bad Advice
Just to be contrary to the majority.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:23, archived)
# Lazy tech for the win
possible bad advice if vote needed for a coalition.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:27, archived)
# Bad Advice
obvz
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:00, archived)
# B
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:00, archived)
# F please
Or iii
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:12, archived)
# 

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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 May 2015, 12:21, archived)
# instructions - perhaps not as popular as the tube
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 May 2015, 12:31, archived)
# I know and care so little about That London
you could show me a fake tube station OR a real one and I'd not know the difference.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:40, archived)
# the fake one wouldn't have tramps pissing themselves
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:43, archived)
#
tramps the elected
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:02, archived)
# 1 plz lol
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:43, archived)
# B, too
and bagsy I do something with Cockfosters
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:02, archived)
# Kids Art. I need to micturate.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:14, archived)
# iii for me please
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 May 2015, 17:17, archived)
# I see your Mayo, Pedro...

...and raise you cinco.
(Valefar So what?, Wed 6 May 2015, 0:01, archived)
# but it's seis de mayo now, HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 May 2015, 0:08, archived)
# have a Cinco De Mayo pea!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:26, archived)
# That's it I'm off. I've had enough
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:30, archived)
# Matrix : Pessimist Edition
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 23:35, archived)
# they don't have a parkour program in that there matrix thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:39, archived)
# Wha?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:45, archived)
# I don’t even see the code. All I see is CGI Gopher, CGI Ants, CGI Monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:04, archived)
# He asked for parkour to be uploaded
Bad line though. He got a rather comfy parka instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2015, 2:47, archived)
# or maybe they thought he said i want to park here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 May 2015, 3:34, archived)
# I only know of this thanks to 'The Shield'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:37, archived)
# someone deleted a thread
BURN HIM!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:58, archived)
# ????
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 May 2015, 0:03, archived)
# Valefar!. He put it back up there tho
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 May 2015, 0:08, archived)
# Lucky Mrs Valefar
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 May 2015, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Time for a very British supervillain


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If I had time/could be arsed I'd do his henchman, Priapic BoJo.

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 5 May 2015, 22:45, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11148941
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:53, archived)
# Political Hermaphroditism
He is both a dick and a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:04, archived)
#
*tent*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 May 2015, 17:20, archived)
# Dunno about you fuckers but I'm definitely voting for the Monster Lathing Rooney Party!

btw, dont google lathing unless you've got a very strong stomach!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:42, archived)
# Sounds like you'll be so ronery doing that
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 5 May 2015, 22:46, archived)
# He's really carving out a political career
Is he standing for election in Bromley and Chiselhurst?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:48, archived)
# If you wanted a spang today
You should have just said
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:49, archived)
# Oof.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:55, archived)
# *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 23:26, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:48, archived)
# nice
I googled lathing,....nothing bad, then I googled 'lathe'...and it came up with 'lathe accident'...which I clicked,....I see what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:59, archived)
# Yeah,
flesh and lathing just don't mix.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:09, archived)
# ....well I'm partial to a kebab now and then
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:20, archived)
# I watched a chuck key disappear through the ceiling after a fellow student left it in the lathe at Uni.
I didn't pursue the career.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2015, 7:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Pesky radioactive animals
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 May 2015, 21:46, archived)
# *hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 21:48, archived)
# It was then that he discovered that not everything in life is black and white
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:17, archived)
# He would have been a useless super hero anyway,
because they don't fight, except for mating rights and territory.
Hats off to 'em!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:36, archived)
# That's the problem with google translate!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 5 May 2015, 20:22, archived)
# Translate the below ....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 May 2015, 20:29, archived)
# Bit of a misquote. Jules was a bit handy with the ladies
It was more Vidi, Vici, Veni.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2015, 21:06, archived)
# He was indeed a notorious philanderer
But, alas, the statue is of Augustus. Who wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 May 2015, 7:35, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 May 2015, 21:46, archived)
# Vidi...Vici... Veni... VD
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 5 May 2015, 22:42, archived)
# Veni veni veni
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 5 May 2015, 18:32, archived)
# A very slimming foodstuff
Hence the song, "He ain't heavy, he's my broth-er".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2015, 18:47, archived)
# get out now!
That was a soup-er joke though
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 5 May 2015, 18:54, archived)
# Typical stock replies.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 19:11, archived)
# somone has to shoulder the burden
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2015, 19:12, archived)
# Someone with their finger on the pulse.
Keeps the board simmering.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 19:34, archived)
# Too many cocks...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 19:44, archived)
# are you surrounded again?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2015, 20:05, archived)
# I meant cooks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 20:06, archived)
# no, sorry, you're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2015, 20:52, archived)
# Are you calling Froggy stewpid?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2015, 21:05, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 21:49, archived)
# No
I barley know him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:50, archived)
# au jus leave him alone
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:22, archived)
# you really don't carrot all about him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2015, 23:29, archived)
# Tribs is a consommé punner.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 23:33, archived)
# A game where you collect the items?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 19:12, archived)
#
if only
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 5 May 2015, 19:26, archived)
# GSM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 5 May 2015, 19:34, archived)
# The breakfast of the champions
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 5 May 2015, 19:37, archived)
# I would eat this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:30, archived)
# I like microwaved stew
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Updated UKIP manifesto released.


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(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 5 May 2015, 18:30, archived)
# Ironically, it was his paternal grandfather who helped defend Britain against Nazi bombers
John Farage teamed up with the Bristol Aeroplane Company to create the Bristol-Farage Aerial Defence Blimp, which became known to the armed forces as the B'arage, later Barrage Balloon.

True story. Read it on Wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2015, 18:43, archived)
# You are Ted Rogers.
A.I.C.M.F.P.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 May 2015, 18:54, archived)
# Was a disgrace to his gramp
First marries the enemy, then tries to force upon England what his gramps fought against.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 May 2015, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Bless...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:44, archived)
# the coachman must be tiny!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:48, archived)
# i'm bored, so i'll show you my leg wound, as requested


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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:30, archived)
# I was half way through a cup of tea.
I'm now back at the start of it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:31, archived)
# you're meant to drink it, not read it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:33, archived)
# that's a colourful milk tap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Best cdc in years I tell ya
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:10, archived)
# worst episode of Popeye I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:28, archived)
# Is this that disgusting worm thing on /links?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 May 2015, 18:00, archived)
# This^
(herman:D, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:07, archived)
# Ouch!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:44, archived)
# looks like i've popped a stitch
too late to re-stitch it, so it'll take longer to heal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:47, archived)
# What did you do??
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:51, archived)
# got attacked by a glass coffee table
didn't know the corner was chipped, it tore my leg open almost down to the bone. that's why i've not been around much the last week or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:52, archived)
# Yowzer!!
Get better soon :D \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:54, archived)
# got to ride on a tesco scooter
and chase my sister whilst humming the jaws theme! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:58, archived)
# Oww! Some fine emery cloth should sort it.
The table top of course.
Not sure if the leg's worth saving.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 17:05, archived)
# yep, i'll have to get some
not sure if i should really keep the table, it's tasted human blood now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:08, archived)
# The Vampire Table of Liverpule.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 17:11, archived)
# just as long as it doesn't nick my good cape
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# Only occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 17:17, archived)
# Draculoccasional table
Nosferatable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:42, archived)
# now you're just being silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 18:12, archived)
# That's terrible...
...you should come up with a much better cause...
(AdrianJ, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:15, archived)
# I really don't want to see this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:02, archived)
# i only posted it
because several people asked to see it. if you don't like it, by all means block it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:04, archived)
# Who
Come on who bloody asked?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:15, archived)
# Open it up again
I got something to put inside it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:11, archived)
# You sick sick person.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# What?
Oooooh you must have thought... oh you sick fuck you!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:18, archived)
# I'm not that bad.
By all means give the hampster a snorkel.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 17:21, archived)
# it's not a money box, leave the slot alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha you hapless cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2015, 20:17, archived)
# ;)
You got a big gash :D
(herman:D, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:06, archived)
# oh dear tsk tsk
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:53, archived)
# Ooooh, those steristrips are going to take some soaking off.
Keep it clean, don't fiddle.

good advice in general
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:12, archived)
# when can I bite the stitches out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:52, archived)
#
Fuck the stitches out ;)
(herman:D, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:53, archived)
# dirty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:56, archived)
# How about you just share this pic with the people who actually asked to see it, you vile harridan?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:49, archived)
# those line thingies above her nose!
it's like pink frog legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Lucy!
(AdrianJ, Tue 5 May 2015, 14:59, archived)
# ed millstone?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:22, archived)
# Indeed.
(AdrianJ, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:33, archived)
# he looks like he's been attacked by a giant extra strong mint
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:34, archived)
# Surely the mutant spawn resulting from an illicit liaison between an extra strong mint and a Polo...
...you need the hole you see.
(AdrianJ, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:09, archived)
# he's all hole
sorry, arse hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:20, archived)
# Wholemeal mint.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 May 2015, 17:07, archived)
# mmmmm, tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2015, 14:55, archived)
# May the 5th be....
FFS Atomic!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:01, archived)
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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:02, archived)
# Same time next week yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2015, 22:17, archived)
# Nationalismlols
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 May 2015, 14:25, archived)
# Find what: Real Ale
Replace with: Irn Bru
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2015, 14:27, archived)
# don't fuck with the real ale
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:21, archived)
# I don't think the uKIPs manifesto has man words in it...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 May 2015, 15:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 5 May 2015, 14:32, archived)
# I'd have thought Hopkins would be on FacetiousBook
Pretty sure she's actually a brilliant satirist. Portrays herself as a comedic Hitler parody but nobody's noticed that it's a parody and thinks she's serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2015, 14:44, archived)
# oh she's serious alright
serious as cancer
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 May 2015, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Bollocks, its already been done!


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(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 5 May 2015, 14:06, archived)
# Diana? The Queen is not amused.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:27, archived)
# But Sheen is
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:50, archived)

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