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[challenge entry] He didn't even call the morning after, send flowers or anything. Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:20, archived)
# as much gold as she could eat...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:59, archived)
# :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 16:24, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 17:40, archived)
# Skill. And ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 21:36, archived)
# HA! HA! FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:12, archived)
# run, Boris, run!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:15, archived)
# Needs more jizz in mouth a :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:18, archived)
# possibly not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:25, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:15, archived)
# horrifying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:48, archived)
# of course, a prize piggy
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello b3ta, I hope you are well today

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:10, archived)
# it's like a leather sofa has deflated
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:16, archived)
# Is this stuff going to stick to him?
is he pig fucker forever?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:17, archived)
# Everyone would have forgotten by tomorrow I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:19, archived)
# Until the next, even more embarrassing allegation, hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:20, archived)
# PFF
As the kids say...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:21, archived)
# Pig Face Fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:23, archived)
# Piglet Frowned Fornicating
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:19, archived)
# I think he might have to go
But what then? Boris "Pig fucker 2" Johnson?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:27, archived)
# He's pig fucker now.
Imagine him trying to look all badass infront of middle eastern countries saying how britain will do whatever.

I don't think he'll be bringing home the bacon for much longer.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:30, archived)
# So he'll be for the chop?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:37, archived)
# It's an occupational hazard of having one's snout in the trough.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:40, archived)
# prime minister's question time
i will personally marry the first politician that oinks when he starts speaking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:37, archived)
# Either they'll all agree never to mention it
or it'll be oinks and squeals every time he stands up in the House again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:40, archived)
# hopefully the latter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:46, archived)
# Next time he appears in a supermarket, say, to smarm and meet the staff...
Rush over to the pet toys section and get one of those rubber pigs that oink when you squeeze them...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:49, archived)
# i'm liverpool adjacent
he doesn't come round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:51, archived)
# I hope dirt sticks to Lord Ashcroft.
I actually feel quite sorry for Cameron on this one, as most people can relate to a desire to fit in with their crowd at that age*. Lord Ashcroft sounds like a blackmailing cunt.

(* the taking drugs, rather than the pig fucking, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:41, archived)
# (* the taking drugs, rather than the pig fucking, anyway)
If it was just smoking weed and listening to Supertramp, who would give a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:56, archived)
# nobody, i hope!
we've all done it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:57, archived)
# Mail readers?
The drugs seem the focus point in the article.

Most Bullingdon Club stories (and indeed most rugby club stories) sound far worse, but they don't make as good a meme, I guess.

People only care about the pig fucking angle because it is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:10, archived)
# He admitted to smoking weed years ago, very few fucks were given
www.theguardian.com/politics/2007/feb/11/uk.drugsandalcohol1
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:20, archived)
# I'm just trying to imagine how subsequent generations of schoolchildren will be taught about the Cameron era if his premiership does end like this
He will be a global laughing stock forever. Imagine having that as your legacy
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:24, archived)
# it doesn't matter if it's true or not
the allegation has been made and the more he denies it, the more people will believe it. he's destined to be captain pigfuck from now till the day he dies and beyond
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:51, archived)
# If he stays it will be a footnote on his wikipedia page
If he goes it will get a mention in paragraph 1.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 16:05, archived)
# oh, he'll stay
brazen cunt won't be forced out by this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] "It's part of the initiation process Hammy!"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:05, archived)
# did he get Woody?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:06, archived)
# Yeeee- Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:09, archived)
# OBVS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:13, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:15, archived)
# right in the coin slot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] oh the lies, the lies!
the lies!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:40, archived)
# Pfffhahahahaha!
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:41, archived)
# Easily the best one so far. I even love the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:48, archived)
# Muahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 21 Sep 2015, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] rahrahrah
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11171373
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:41, archived)
# yes I know
I made that call
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:45, archived)
# Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream
Belts off, trousers down, isn't life a scream!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:43, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:49, archived)
# It's not the Bullingdon it's the Piers Gaveston Society
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:59, archived)
# .
www.b3ta.com/board/11171384
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 16:08, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(gijoel, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's get a closer look at that list Dave...


I KNEW it!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:17, archived)
# ha ha ha !
this story really is a gift from the gods
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:31, archived)
# It's great timing for the first of the new series of Have I Got News For You, presented by Clarkson.
Ian Hislop seems to have been a "notable member."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:48, archived)
# I notice his wife isn't on that list
(gijoel, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] i think there's been a misunderstanding somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:11, archived)
# Simple, but effective! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin Dun?
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:57, archived)
# this is beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:18, archived)
# Is that Beadle in bed with the pig?
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 17:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 6:48, archived)
[challenge entry] The 90s
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:48, archived)
# it's all Terry Christian's fault
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] :D best news story ever
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha... cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] squeeee
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] harsh
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:18, archived)
# What if it was Ann Widdecombe
disguised as a dead pig?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:28, archived)
# then this little dream of mine will be proven UNTRUE
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahaha! Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] haha cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:32, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 16:11, archived)
# it's hard to forget Ann
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 21 Sep 2015, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] and the inevitable babestation pic

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:10, archived)
# BabeStation?!? pfft!
Shoulda got a SQWii!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:13, archived)
# haha, grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and a repost from me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
Nice tagging as well :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:32, archived)
# Needs more hand movement

That kettle looks like a happy penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:14, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] His career may well be over, so he'd better look for other ways to make money
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:04, archived)
# FP this now :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:07, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
I can see the Daily Mail goig for 'David Hameron'?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Skillz! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:10, archived)
# ACES!!!!!!!!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Compo over
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:12, archived)
# dat perfect alignment tho!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:14, archived)
# Lawks a lordy!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:14, archived)
# this shall win the internet today
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:25, archived)
# Magnificent in every way.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:46, archived)
# That seems to be going viral.
Let's see if the tag-cropping cunts spot that subtle one.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:52, archived)
# It's not tagged that's gra...... oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:59, archived)
# incredible
Seems like you had this ready for a long time!
(JyveAFK, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:59, archived)
# HappyToast IS David Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:00, archived)
# Phenominal!
Even by your usual top-notch standard, this is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:25, archived)
# AHAHAHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:38, archived)
# Oh my God. that's poetry. Big hard clicks.
(Leemondus, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 13:46, archived)
# spitting image indeed
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:29, archived)
# out-fucking-standing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:56, archived)
# pig-fucking-standing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 17:48, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 18:02, archived)
# That's just...wow.
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 21 Sep 2015, 18:42, archived)
# Not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 21:46, archived)
# Applauds wildly
Stop the challenge, we ham a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 21 Sep 2015, 21:56, archived)
# That's gone viral quickly
Top work
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] tha's all folks
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:59, archived)

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