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[challenge entry] grunting will suffice
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 12:37, archived)
# wouldn't it be like trying to point to a star in the sky?
That one?
No -- THAT one!
That one?
No -- THAT one!
That one?
No -- THAT one!
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 13:25, archived)
# no, because it would work with computers and technology
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 13:38, archived)
# Oooh ShineyNewComputerStuff!
With computers -- ALL things are possible, right?**


**says every customer ever
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 14:55, archived)
# Bowie's a star in the sky now......"Look up here......*weeps copiously*....I'm in Heaven"..
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 20:44, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 13:35, archived)
# Now are you sure you want that one?
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 15:17, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 19:29, archived)
# MONSTA TRUCKS™.
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 20:44, archived)
# They already have a button you can attach to your fridge that orders macaroni cheese whenever you press it
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 21:32, archived)
# FFS!
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 21:54, archived)
# That's real, isn't it.
We're fucking doomed, aren't we.
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 2:01, archived)
# Not only Mac and Cheese
Hundreds of different products are available this way - www.amazon.com/b/?node=10667898011
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 5:35, archived)
# I want a dash button that orders more dash buttons.
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 13:17, archived)
# They should call it the Tribble
(, Sun 14 Feb 2016, 18:57, archived)
# sitting in the nudie?
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 2:53, archived)
# Needs moar Andy Pipkin
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] But what about the Amazon Echo?

As predicted by Led Zep ( www.amazon.com/Amazon-SK705DI-Echo/ )
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 12:08, archived)
# afternoon everyone!
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 12:00, archived)
# 2nd amendment
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 12:40, archived)
# ...The right to skip leg day?
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 13:20, archived)
# BULLWORKER FINCH?
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 3:38, archived)
# progressive resistance was all the rage back in the day
(, Sun 14 Feb 2016, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 11:57, archived)
# This is a forest, I can't see any trees.
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 8:42, archived)
# got wood?
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 15:23, archived)
# Oddball said right.
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 11:17, archived)
# What's up with all that?
My newsfeeds/inboxen are exploding with this 'exciting news'
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 13:22, archived)
# MOAR PAINT!!
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 3:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Right...the Bissell 3000...
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:27, archived)
# took me a while :)
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:38, archived)
# Took me ages...
...I HAD been typing 'The Bissell 300' in and they went out of circulation years ago ;)
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:42, archived)
# hello...
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 11:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 12:14, archived)
# what's he pointing at?
did she miss a bit?
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 12:30, archived)
# no, but she's gonna have to go over that area again in a moment...
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 13:23, archived)
#

(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] You know...if copy & paste stopped working for 24 hours the western would might descend into anarchy.
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 9:51, archived)
# I write all my bookmarks down on an a4 pad
might need to upgrade to a3 for this one
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 9:55, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:55, archived)
# This exists, more or less.
(, Sun 14 Feb 2016, 15:49, archived)
# morning all!
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 9:36, archived)
# Rawkin!
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 9:37, archived)
# such a terrible bully
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 9:40, archived)
# Sun's out. Guns out!
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 9:40, archived)
# Big up ya chest
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:16, archived)
# I could 'ave 'im
'ning
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 1:09, archived)
# hawt
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 1:41, archived)
# Tony Blair's looking good these days
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 3:08, archived)
# yo vladimir, check my man-cameltoe
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 5:23, archived)
# :-(
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 18:02, archived)
# Aww
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 18:55, archived)
# ha! don't worry pootie-poot, donalds going to make everything great again
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 20:26, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
Woo!
*unzips*
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 7:37, archived)
# So let me guess, you're in the PRO-Trump camp, yes?
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 8:14, archived)
# *Punches screen*
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:02, archived)
# nope
he's a camp Trump pro
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 20:36, archived)
# oh pedro
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 9:51, archived)
# ==)
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:15, archived)
# A more revealing portrait... Totally NSFW! and NSF anywhere!
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:23, archived)
# Stunning!
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 11:38, archived)
# Not suprising
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 18:15, archived)
# FP?
GTFO, LOL. :P Cheers!
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 18:55, archived)
# GSM (F&S only)
Hmmmmmm!
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 19:25, archived)
# OMG LOL it IS Friday, hmmmmm
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 20:22, archived)
# congratulations to us all
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 20:49, archived)
# but, but, but, that image is going to be stuck to my profile for the rest of my life
:-(
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 20:52, archived)
# Get yourself 11 more fps, that'll shift it.
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 2:03, archived)
# I don't know if I'm up to the challenge, man!
Maybe if I kill everyone except for the mods ...that might just work.
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 2:21, archived)
# WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 21:40, archived)
# the irony
Is this photoshop is prob 100x more sexy than reality. The guy is a narcissistic freak. I wonder how many cosmetic surgeries he's been through.
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 21:25, archived)
# I always wonder about that those old rich guys with their pink eyelids. Like they've had a chemical peel or laser work
(, Sat 13 Feb 2016, 0:30, archived)
# FP NOW!
(, Sun 14 Feb 2016, 18:42, archived)
# o___________________________________o
(, Sun 14 Feb 2016, 20:21, archived)
# XD
(, Wed 17 Feb 2016, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Solly.
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 21:48, archived)
#
that took me far too long to get
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 22:15, archived)
# ...and your reply inspried me to think about it again
got it now :)
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 22:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 22:49, archived)
# Nah....pee.
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 23:23, archived)
# Bastard
Took me too long, it's not somewhere I can be arsed to go.
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 11:39, archived)
# Took me about 5 seconds...
... and when I got it the reaction was a simultaneous "awwwww" as in "that is terrible" and "awwwwwwe" as in "that is brilliant and I wish I'd thought of it". Have a clicketty.
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Big mouthed git
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:45, archived)
# this conjures up disturbing thoughts *shudders*
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 17:53, archived)
# Yes please!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2016, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] simplify, man...
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:14, archived)
# Looks like a terminal condition
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:19, archived)
# Telnet timeout
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 13:39, archived)
# /lynx -->
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:19, archived)
# Pipboy is better than that because it's bigger. In the future, everything will be bigger.
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:02, archived)
# I though that you typed 'pigboy' for a moment :(
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:22, archived)
# Pigboy is better than that too, because pigboy.
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Also
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 22:38, archived)
# Well, this is mental.
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 23:24, archived)
# Probably, yeah. It got FPd, too.
A long time ago.
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 0:30, archived)
# My Pigboy brings all the boys to the yard
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 1:01, archived)
# and I'm like, it's pigger than yours
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 1:41, archived)
# Leave Jimmy Page alone!!
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha
so many memories
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] May I pee here?

(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:35, archived)
# pee away i still have his signed photo:

(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:04, archived)
# True or False...
...veteran children's TV presenter Brian Cant's wife's name is Bladdy?
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:10, archived)
#
Cant currently lives in Buckinghamshire and is married to writer and director Cherry Britton, sister of TV presenter Fern Britton and actor Jasper Britton. They have three children, daughter Rose, and twins Christabel and Peter. He has two sons from his first marriage, Nicholas and Richard, who is also an actor. He is the son-in-law of the British actor Tony Britton and brother-in-law of the television chef Phil Vickery.
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:20, archived)
# I'm a Cant, I'm a Cant, what kind of Cant am I?
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha look everyone it's hootdini...
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 12:17, archived)
# Birdman was OK, to be honest.
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 23:24, archived)
# Haha!


(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 5:32, archived)
# blobby blobby blobby!
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] May I pea?

(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:41, archived)
# oh god how annoying would that be, I'm glad he hasn't been on the telly for so long
....Mr Blobby would be ok though
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Laydeeeeez aaand gentlemen...
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ok, who's lost their keyboard?
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL THIS IS FUNNY
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 9:54, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
www.b3ta.com/talk AMIRITE GUYS???? ahahahaha
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:03, archived)
# MOB WAR KILL HATE
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 14:06, archived)
# that's the way we like to fuck
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:34, archived)
# Heheh


Tempted to open the page in IE for a classic b3ta redex.
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE IDIOT INTERNET

Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more stupider, we're taking it down some percent.
Think of some websites and stuff and do them in a funny not as clever way.
Dumb down the internets!
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 8:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 8:52, archived)
# so THATS how its pronounced?!
Ive been saying BEETHREETEEAYE for years.

*Will continue to mispronounce.
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] THAT's a Knife
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 22:02, archived)
# Top Lurkage!
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 22:40, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 1:20, archived)
# There's nothing more devastating than a big chopper
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 1:23, archived)
# Nice one.
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 9:31, archived)
# Crikey
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 11:11, archived)
# Riley
(, Thu 11 Feb 2016, 19:38, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 15:57, archived)
# And it's all in the best *possible* taste!
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 17:13, archived)
# Evenin' Tribs
Where the shuddering fook is everyone? :)
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 17:14, archived)
# Off socialising and having a life away from the Internet, I bet
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 17:17, archived)
# Yup. That's what I'm doing. Erm...I...errr......just got back in.
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 20:18, archived)
# This is quite obviously photoshopped.
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 18:24, archived)
# You don't say?
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 19:19, archived)
# IKR...
...those are never real boobs!
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 19:30, archived)
#
Jeremy Phwoarbyn
*gets coat*
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 19:31, archived)
#
i don't know whether to commend you or commit you for that
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 20:05, archived)
# dear god I hope this don't make it to the FP
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 20:05, archived)
# Ban this!
I have it on good authority that this person is not wearing knickers!
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 20:24, archived)
# Cor, breasts, eh lads?
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 20:30, archived)
# Bumtits
(, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 10:21, archived)

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