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# sympathy thread
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 13:13, archived)
# Silly n00b
You do it like this
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 14:02, archived)
# something wrong here. nothing is missing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 14:34, archived)
# Simpswaps
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 14:40, archived)
# Apart from the naked zoidberg swinging his oily ballsack in their faces.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:21, archived)
# :D
www.instantwhoop.com/
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:33, archived)
# trigger warning plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:57, archived)
# Filey, Brenda, and Teetoes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:31, archived)
# what's the story with all these text only mnessages?
is it an hilarious b3ta meme I've missed out on?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 14:41, archived)
# Mmmmmm. Nessages.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:22, archived)
# ooh i love a nessage dripping in butter :p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:44, archived)
# Someone left the gate open to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:32, archived)
# Yeah. Those cunts coming over here and making you feel shit about having no front pages.
Send 'em all back!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:09, archived)
# fucking talk pricks, what have they ever contributed to this forum eh...nothing, they should ban them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:31, archived)
# haha that place gives me the creeps. some real angry mother fuckers on there
either that, or I don't 'get' the 'joke'

i.e. being internetcunts is funny!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:46, archived)
# You're replying to a /talker with 57 front pages.
I think it's pretty clear you don't get the joke.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:33, archived)
# Yeah, but they were probably all front pages of text.
Horrid, mean, bullying text.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:41, archived)
# Some of them were offensive and funny but with rather poor graphical technique.
It was fucking shit back then before it became a soppy version of deviantart.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:51, archived)
# They ruined this place as soon as they invented it.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:40, archived)
# It all went downhill after 11/9
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:42, archived)
# alright SS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:02, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Shop Crossovers - Amazon and Morrisons are teaming up to deliver food, what other shops and online stores can join forces?
Parenthood - Mock Mumsnet, show us baby versions of things, or make a specific reference to the 1989 Steve Martin movie.
If animals had cars - Which animal would drive what car, what would they use them for and could I get a lift back from the pub from my cat?
Clouds - One word challenge


(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 8:05, archived)
# Option 5: SIMPVISIBLE please
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 8:07, archived)
# i vote simpvisible
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 9:43, archived)
# Phineas and Ferb in the style of The Simpsons
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 8:20, archived)
# Do they have to be invisible?
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 9:31, archived)
# I'd like the entire board to be invisible.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 9:33, archived)
# this is nothing to do with the fictional invisibility
This a different thing that has nothing to do with the fictional invisibility and are Phineas and Ferb in the style of The Simpsons:
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 9:45, archived)
# Starfish in a reasonably-priced car.
I'm not voting for option 3, I just wanted to type that.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 8:20, archived)
# simpsons plz
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 8:38, archived)
# *standard hilarious comment*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 9:13, archived)
# *generic mirthful response*
potato
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 11:35, archived)
# *pfft based response*

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 12:22, archived)
# *incomprehensible quasi religious response*
Brlrz,mz.z.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 12:28, archived)
# *star wars lols*

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 12:38, archived)
# *insert freebase/flanbase/Brandow here*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 13:04, archived)
# *lol battle galactica space*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 13:11, archived)
# what if Chewie was one of us
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 13:21, archived)
# just a stranger on the bus?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 13:31, archived)
# NO NO NO
Theses are all far too visible I'm afraid!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 9:28, archived)
# South Opaque - Hilarious where Cartman
0.25 opaque and rest 0.99 opaque.


(Failing that A or B)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 9:52, archived)
# This is execellent technique to make cratman have appearance of ghost, you can call cartmansemivisible or southparklucent
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 10:29, archived)
# That's some mind blowing shoppery, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 11:27, archived)
# Don't forget to check out
my MySpace channel for more South Opaque fun! I have done Jakovasaur at 1% opacity.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 11:36, archived)
# Oh wow man!
All my favourite characters but almost completely see through!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 11:44, archived)
# Eric Cartman has turned invisible only in a South Park episode
In the episode "Good Times with Weapons", Eric Cartman (in anime style) turns invisible.
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:51, archived)
# He is not invisible, he is opaque.
Invisible is so February 2016. Opaque is where it's at now, daddyo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:27, archived)
# FOOTBALLVISIBLE
Make invisible football in a picture of football match(removing football from the picture) with Photoshop. That is a "photo manipulatoon", a photoma nipulation with footballs (also known as "football manipulation"). The word "Invisibleball", was invented by me and actually means "ball of invisible", but also means "invisible football".
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 9:56, archived)
# Basically "Spot The Ball"
as promoted by all the best red tops before Photoshoppe
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 10:12, archived)
# ^TGGI
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 10:31, archived)
# By crikey, I'd be compelled to use my "Skill and Judgement" in such a scenario to locate the location of the ball!
What a wee scamp that ball is!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 11:32, archived)
# haha, 'wee balls'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 12:02, archived)
# "A cannae find tha wee balls!"
That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 12:28, archived)
# Option one please.... or 3, that would also be cool.
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 11:10, archived)
# Invisible Groening Creations
ZON RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 12:07, archived)
# Imagine an invisible Fry, invisible Leela and invisible Bender from Futurama
LOL!. Not Only invisible Simpsons.
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 3:58, archived)
# iii
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 12:28, archived)
# how about invisible animals in invisible cars?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 12:41, archived)
# ooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 13:15, archived)
# I think people should make their own minds up for me
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 13:51, archived)
# seeing how noone did, I'll go with iii
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 20:46, archived)
# parenthood
As I dont understand the invisible thing...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 13:53, archived)
# Car-nimals
ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:12, archived)
# clouds
as it's the only one i'm even remotely interested in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:44, archived)
# "If animals had cars", please. Right, I'm off for a much needed wazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:35, archived)
# photographs taken by me


Click for bigger (151 kb)

(herman:D, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:59, archived)
# You seem very very tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 22:38, archived)
# iii
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:42, archived)
# 1
won
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hide and Seek
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 23:35, archived)
# SLIDE and seek, SHIRLEY©?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:28, archived)
# Haha it's funny because SNAILVISIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:37, archived)
# ewww :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 1:15, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 3:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 2:13, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 3:27, archived)
# at least he's got a really long head start :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 7:16, archived)
# HA!
:D
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 9:28, archived)
# Ace!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 9:57, archived)
# I like this
and it's a nice way to locate slugs to stomp
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 21:29, archived)
# Phineas and Ferb in The Simpsons style (NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FICTIONAL INVISIBILITY)
Hi! Finally I posted a different thing that has nothing to do with the fictional invisibility and are Phineas and Ferb in the style of The Simpsons:



Phineas and Ferb creators Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh has worked in the first seasons of The Simpsons. Someone can make the characters of Candace, Isabella, Baljeet, Bufford, Perry the Platypus and Dr. Doofenshmirtz in The Simpsons style or Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson in Phineas and Ferb style. This is switched cartoon style and has nothing to do with the invisibility.

Greetings!! =D
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 21:57, archived)
# You're the best one on here.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 22:01, archived)
# well rape my anus and call me Sally!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 22:01, archived)
# red-in-predator-helicopter.gif
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 22:02, archived)
# I raped your nan's anus and called her Sally
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:40, archived)
# I have followed first part of this instruction.
But I cannot find the sally. I have tried to call the sally on multiple occasions.

I think she does not want to be called to me due to my prior raping of anus. What's a silly sally! I shall make another call.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 11:30, archived)
# thanks man
really appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 22:03, archived)
# but why not crop some of the dead space around your image?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 22:03, archived)
# alpha space party
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 22:05, archived)
# It's pronounced pinj
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 1:24, archived)
# "punj" surely
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 2:15, archived)
# ok then
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 2:33, archived)
# LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 5:54, archived)
# Don't have a row, man!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 22:06, archived)
# Is this something to do with the fictional invisibility?
Please respond I am very lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 23:00, archived)
# <s>n</s> v
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 23:01, archived)
# THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FICTIONAL INVISIBILITY
This a different thing that has nothing to do with the fictional invisibility and are Phineas and Ferb in the style of The Simpsons:
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:42, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 5:55, archived)
# I bought some really cheap jam.
It was really cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 11:30, archived)
# Knitting is overrated. Crochet is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 13:42, archived)
# Shit this is how it happened, there was this guy, and like, his car is in the middle of the street.
And like, it's totally on fire, and like there's flames and it's on fire, and he's holding this huge cactus, and like, he's about to hit it on the ground and I just get there and this other guy is like, no time to explain, grab a cactus!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:33, archived)
# "
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:33, archived)
#
Thank fuckery for the ignore button.

Ttfn.
(ohidunno, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 23:27, archived)
# please try to grow up at some point. you act like stupid kids.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:39, archived)
# I tried growing up
Worst year of my life. Fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 21:20, archived)
# STOP MAKING B3TA SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 23:43, archived)
# Personally, I can't wait to see what other japes he has up his sleeve.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:30, archived)
# Please stop getting so upset. If you have a problem with his artwork just gaz mongy the mod and I'm sure he'll sort it out.
www.b3ta.com/gaz/write/23553
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:31, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 8:21, archived)
# Visbal funny face guy with hilarious results
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:25, archived)
# its funny coz funny faCE GUY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 1:26, archived)
# Can you do one where they are mudkips? i liek mudkips
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:36, archived)
#
img03.deviantart.net/1667/i/2016/061/5/9/demon_by_wildwings777-d9tpt75.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 1:13, archived)
# demons :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 2:15, archived)
# I want to be on the ships daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 8:19, archived)
# i herd u liek em
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 1:16, archived)
# I completely understand you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 3:29, archived)
# Classic Tony
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 9:30, archived)
# Hi Tonyb3ta70100 please do a manga style Spimsoms with fictional inviblicty
EVERYONE HERE FUCKING LOVES MANGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 10:16, archived)
# I'm so fucking naked right now.
I'm going to get more naked.

Yeah, have some skin.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 11:31, archived)
# your nan was the best bucket in calcutta


Please read my explanation before commenting: b3ta.com/talk/10973
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:46, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:48, archived)
# Dead cert for a Front Page I should think.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:51, archived)
# Treehouse of Horror
AICMFP
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:59, archived)
# This is a 6-year old Bart not a 10-year old Bart
Well this is the original image:



And the character on the photo manipulated image is invisible and not death.
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 21:03, archived)
# Are you twelve and autism?
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 21:05, archived)
# My money's on 'great trolling from old user with new comedy account'.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 21:17, archived)
# These are not mutually exclusive.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 21:33, archived)
# I wonder if he seen a bird.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 21:36, archived)
# Maybe his wing had just grow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 23:01, archived)
# I guess he had to split.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 11:42, archived)
# "Invisible Barthood" series
Hi! These are my another "Simpvisible" images featuring invisible Bart and Lisa Simpson from The Simpsons. It's entitled "Invisible Barthood series" because all images are from The Simpsons episode "Barthood". All images were uploaded in DeviantArt and were photo manipulated by me in Adobe Photoshop:

Invisible 6-year old Bart Simpson:

Link: http://arthony70100.deviantart.com/art/Invisible-6-year-old-Bart-Simpson-594050280

Invisible 8-year old Bart Simpson:

Link: http://arthony70100.deviantart.com/art/Invisible-8-year-old-Bart-Simpson-594052593

Invisible 15-year old Bart and 13-year old Lisa Simpson:

Link: http://arthony70100.deviantart.com/art/Invisible-15-year-old-Bart-and-13-year-old-Lisa-594053939

Note: First read my explanation about my posts before comment. Greetings! =D
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:28, archived)
# oh joy!
why is baby bart still visible?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:32, archived)
# Because is a fictional photo that I don't want photo manipulate
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:35, archived)
# That's what your mum said about my penis but she manipulated it in the end. Oh yes. She manipulated it real good.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:47, archived)
# You mean fictional, as opposed to the documentary that is the rest of The Simpsons?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 22:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:33, archived)
# This was EXACTLY what I was thinking.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:46, archived)
# Please fuck off you dull twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:38, archived)
# There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?
Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.

If there is somebody on the board who doesn't know what to do, you can always point them in the direction of this FAQ in a friendly way (or use the secret code).

There are moderators about to deal with people who abuse the messageboard, replying to somebody calling them a cunt isn't very constructive and will just encourage people to keep trolling.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:41, archived)
# "There are moderators about"
Haha! It's comedy like that that keeps me coming back to B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:47, archived)
# Happen Toaster lives on /links these days, we can happily shit all over this place
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 21:48, archived)
# <img src="http://i.imgur.com/XUODYc9.gif" height="16000%">
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 21:55, archived)
# cunt
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:52, archived)
# Completely uncalled for. You should apologise right now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:29, archived)
# Am I in Groundhog Day?
Am I in Groundhog Day?
Am I in Groundhog Day?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:58, archived)
# Yay XD
do a manga one!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 10:25, archived)
# some prick had to do it


this time it was me :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 1 Mar 2016, 17:50, archived)
# You Jimmy-noncing-fiddle-fag™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 17:58, archived)
# GUILTY!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 1 Mar 2016, 18:20, archived)
# You should really give back your knighthood.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 19:47, archived)
# Over my dead bo...
oh ok then here you go



Whilst we're on the subject:

Classic Beadle (not a nonce)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:13, archived)
# Careful - he's well handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:29, archived)
# but on the other hand...
it's quite big :p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 14:42, archived)
# That's some grade A hullworthyness
I lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 11:47, archived)
# ah good vibes :D
if you can't laugh, what can you do?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Less bang for the buck maybe...
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 1 Mar 2016, 17:23, archived)
# Ideal for a drive-by
attack on someone's allotment.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] *also wondered* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 18:16, archived)
# Are ya feelin' yucky punk?
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 1 Mar 2016, 18:44, archived)
# I'm sorry but those are just eels (hollow tipped).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Sluggs and Madness
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:28, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:04, archived)
# :D
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:12, archived)
# needs more misery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 15:38, archived)
# this?

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 15:57, archived)
# if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 16:05, archived)
# meh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 16:26, archived)
# One Steg Beyond!
/ 1990s Codemasters joke
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 16:26, archived)
# thanks for the earworm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 16:27, archived)
# HELLO CAMPERS!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:12, archived)
# Ooh! I could crush a grape!!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:52, archived)
# compo
it
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:13, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:55, archived)
# doooooo iiiiiiit
*shakes fist*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 12:08, archived)
# i never have in all the years i've been here, i'm not going to start now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 12:12, archived)
# but.... but...
ok
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 12:23, archived)
# WHOA THERE!!
I have absolutely no idea what time of day it is now with that kind of greeting.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:59, archived)
# Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 15:58, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:12, archived)
# You truly ARE the "King of Puns"©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 18:00, archived)
# :D
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 20:56, archived)
# Good news for thrill seekers


Click for bigger (83 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 29 Feb 2016, 23:20, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 23:23, archived)
# OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OH, GOD IT HURTS! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 0:15, archived)
# It only hurts when you get old
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 0:19, archived)
# Get 'old of what?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Took me a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 9:18, archived)
# ohhhh fuck
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 4:05, archived)
[challenge entry] nearly there, nearly there....
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 19:54, archived)
#
this better end in something really funny, I've been watching it for 5 minutes now
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 20:00, archived)
# FASTER!!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 21:10, archived)
# Weeeee
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 21:57, archived)
# Go little buddy! Slide like the wind!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 9:18, archived)
# Yay :D
Oh noes
Monty speedy-snail Brianftang b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:26, archived)
# Make Donald Drumpf again
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 16:01, archived)
# how is this clumpfaced cuntnugget still not dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 16:22, archived)
# I think it has something to do with his
magic wig!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 16:30, archived)
# BURN THE WIG!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 16:39, archived)
# All of these words do describe Donald
www.magicwig.com/

n't
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:00, archived)
# is that like Romney's magic underpants?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:03, archived)
# Same company
I think
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:06, archived)
# Kill the wig
and the body will die
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:23, archived)
# Kill the wig
and the body will die
 with hammers
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:25, archived)
# + flaming shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 18:50, archived)
# Obvz
;)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 20:49, archived)
# Or a better question would be, seeing as anyone over the age of 4 can wander into Wal-Mart and pick up an ICBM, why has no-one got it into their head to assassinate him?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 20:18, archived)
# Just sayin
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dead_Zone_%28novel%29
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 20:21, archived)
# It's actually looking like this chump may be president.
Cruz and Rubio are worse, believe it or not. I've stomached the debates to testify in his defense.

And half of the Democrats are in love with Hillary. We're doomed. Haha.

edit- and continuing the saga...Trump's dad was arrested in a KKK brawl back in the late 20's. ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Comacho.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 16:43, archived)
# despite that
trump has refused to condemn the kkk because he "doesn't know anything about them"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 16:50, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:24, archived)
# Ignorance is bliss. Or, maybe fascism.
When you can't figure out why someone is behaving like a total dufus, it's probably caused by money hypnosis.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 20:58, archived)
# I'm convinced he's going to be the next president
After all, enough Londoners were taken by British Trumpalike Boris "WHAT A LEGERND" Johnson to elect him Mayor.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 16:53, archived)
# It was him or Ken Livingstone.
Choose your douche.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 19:35, archived)
# Hm, the guy who gets my girlfriend's bus to work sometimes or the guy who went to school with the Prime Minister?
That is a tough one.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 19:43, archived)
# bus wanker!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:20, archived)
# Il Douche
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 20:59, archived)
# His grandfather was no winner.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Trump

I already have my Drumpf filter app running so this is what I see:

Frederick Drumpf (born Friedrich Drumpf; March 14, 1869 – March 30, 1918) was a German-born American businessman. He was the father of Fred Drumpf and John G. Drumpf and grandfather of businessman Donald Drumpf. Drumpf made his first fortune operating boom-town hotels, restaurants and brothels[1] in the northwestern United States and western Canada.[2]
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 21:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11180936
jusaskin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:21, archived)
# John Oliver goodness
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 21:13, archived)
# *like*
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 17:26, archived)
# Rosscillating Kemp
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 12:47, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 13:33, archived)
# LEAVE DOMINIC LITTLEWOOD ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 15:30, archived)
#

(herman:D, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 16:17, archived)
#

(herman:D, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 16:18, archived)
#

(herman:D, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 16:19, archived)
# hahehaha
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:38, archived)
# Make invisible cartoon characters in a drawing (removing from their clothing) with Photoshop are most easy than with people from real life in a photo, which that's too hard, because they must add shadows, use the Clone Stamp tool, etc...
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 16:24, archived)
# am i doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you made me spit out some tea :)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:01, archived)
# needs more deepweb
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:38, archived)
# This is an excellent example of Bolt Strapon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 19:30, archived)
# HELO BUTS IMPSTON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 19:36, archived)
# Someone finally ate his shorts, then?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 19:36, archived)
# ASS MY SHIRTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 22:06, archived)
# SPIZNOM NIVELIBIZ COTHLES!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:30, archived)
# LOL!. This is a reversed invisible (visible character with invisible clothes instead of invisible character with visible clothes)
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 18:46, archived)
# I know, right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 19:59, archived)
# ^TGGI
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 0:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:46, archived)
# Amazon and Morrisons are teaming up

Amarrizons?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 12:01, archived)
# riz?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 12:11, archived)
# Mamazon?
"People who bought Fifty Shades of Grey also bought Morrisons jumbo cucumbers."
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 12:14, archived)
# Brings a new meaning to "Supermarket chain"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 10:33, archived)
# I don't think he'd shell out for that
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 10:40, archived)
# He's not asking for the whorled
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 10:45, archived)
# Looks like he wouldn't even give him the slime of day
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 12:11, archived)
# These puns leave me aghast
ropod
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:11, archived)
# Pffffffft
5 hours later

bit slow*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] *
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 18:23, archived)
# Work is the curse of the b3ta-ing classes
Come the revolution job one will be to make the puns run on time.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 19:39, archived)
# :D
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 20:03, archived)
# :(
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 13:45, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha!
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] morning
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:56, archived)
# Bronson Pinchot looks young here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 15:12, archived)
#
what are you TAALKING about?!

edit: oops, i meant: Don't be RIDICOOLOOS!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 17:07, archived)
# I liked him best as 'Data' on Star Trek.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 23:45, archived)
# she's lyin'
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 1 Mar 2016, 17:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 0:13, archived)
# Doctor, doctor, I'm a pair of curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 0:19, archived)
# No you're not. I'm sending you for a psychiatric evaluation.
But before you go, move over a bit, the sunlight coming through the window is in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 0:32, archived)
# Doctor, doctor, it's probably nothing, but they're really swollen and my imaginary dog is taking an interest in the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 0:38, archived)
# It's all part of the natural ripening process
Wash them in water and serve with shrimp mayo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 0:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 7:28, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha
:D
(Cruising Capacity, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 11:13, archived)
# Doctor, doctor I think I'm a moth!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 12:21, archived)
#
It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 12:27, archived)
# I was on my way to the psychiatrists -
but as I was walking past I saw your light was on..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 12:28, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 12:36, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 19:38, archived)
# (^ that's my favourite ever joke)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 12:28, archived)
# Refer this to the FP NOW!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 13:34, archived)
# Took me a while
Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 12:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 28 Feb 2016, 23:38, archived)
# Tense, nervous headache?
Get EDMONDS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Feb 2016, 23:42, archived)
# At this point, it's still just a rumour...
However, I suspect you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 28 Feb 2016, 23:49, archived)
# The BBC really should have released their findings
as an animated gif.

It's makes it all very clear.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Feb 2016, 23:51, archived)
# .pdf Files
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 28 Feb 2016, 23:52, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 6:59, archived)
# Yep, that's what I thought too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:53, archived)
# Honk
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Feb 2016, 22:36, archived)
# *slaps back of neck*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Feb 2016, 22:37, archived)
# *prap*



damnit
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 28 Feb 2016, 22:46, archived)
# ha! lovely stuff
*has a rummage*

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 7:30, archived)
# Ter-ter-ter-ter-teehee
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 20:07, archived)
# Oh now that
is a th-th-thing of beauty that is.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 0:51, archived)
# Send this to Kermode & Mayo
Immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:14, archived)
# Brilliant!
i love his look of total concentration to get the *honk* just right...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 0:57, archived)

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