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# Idea? *tick* Source pics? *tick* Execution? *hell yes*


(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 19:37, archived)
# A flight of stairs, with tits. He can have a go at that themorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 19:48, archived)
# It's cuck for cats.

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 19:31, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2016, 1:48, archived)
# End of day doodle.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:13, archived)
# UnHappyToaster
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:16, archived)
# It's all covered in "dibs" man
dibs! eew!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:16, archived)
# it's a 2-slot, they can share
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:23, archived)
# robots have no concept of dignity or personal space
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:27, archived)
# plus, they have toast-shaped cocks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 21:25, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2016, 0:46, archived)
# some like it hot
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 22:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:02, archived)
# He chose....poorly.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:08, archived)
# indiana jones and the tena of doom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:09, archived)
# Indiana Jones and the quest for J.r. Hartley
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 20:04, archived)
# What should I draw the'day?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:38, archived)
# Dianne Abbot as a sumo wrestler with nunchucks fashioned out of two squirrels with their tails tied together
And some tits. But not Diane's. No one wants to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:41, archived)
# A Higgs Boson shoppping for leather chaps
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 21:26, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 22:34, archived)
# George Osborne snorting coke off a prostitute squirrels tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# Damn, I wanted to say that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 15:03, archived)
#
i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7567533.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Theresa-May.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 15:11, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 15:29, archived)
# The unpleasant demise of Michael Gove.
With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:57, archived)
# Hedgehog from Hell as some kind of masturbating Terminator
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 15:06, archived)
# ...............A Masturbator?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 15:07, archived)
# Termibator
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 15:11, archived)
# Something so satirical, so biting, so witty, it'll make politics a thing of the past and collapse governments everywhere
...or, something sciurine, female and ample in the upper-front-thorax department.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 15:07, archived)
# Enhanced upper front and rear thorax department
With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 16:52, archived)
# nothing
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 15:19, archived)
# totally called it
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 16:55, archived)
# a bath!
geddit!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 15:53, archived)
# Freddie Mercury vs Jason Donovan
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 16:09, archived)
# tits
with tits
covered in smaller tits
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 16:18, archived)
# lesbians?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 16:56, archived)
# the outcome of my job interview tomorrow
come on, go all psychic and shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 16:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:12, archived)
# so, so glad i turned the monitor around before my niece saw that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:14, archived)
# Going to work for the Tory HQ
I presume?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 23:11, archived)
# Throw away the key!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 11:25, archived)
# He's a wrong'un
(frenchtoilet, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 12:00, archived)
# What's wrong with Wensleydale?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 12:37, archived)
# It's a decent cheese but it's no Cheshire
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 13:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:50, archived)
# rogue mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:57, archived)
# His name is Danger.
Danger McRodent.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 11:32, archived)
# GMM
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 12:07, archived)
# seamless
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:15, archived)
# lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 10:18, archived)
# I had a hunch it would have bindun (probably several times)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 10:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:48, archived)
# What about the prequel?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 11:20, archived)
# fangtastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 11:29, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 11:50, archived)
#
lovin the gary larson style lady snake on the left!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 11:45, archived)
# you got me
he is my 'toon idol
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 11:51, archived)
# it was the killer glasses that gave it away.
not a thing wrong with larson.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 11:52, archived)
# Bonus points for The Vipers Times!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 13:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 13:13, archived)
# Adderly silly :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:50, archived)
# i like the plain snake plane spotting
(patella, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 8:46, archived)
# Bit sad if he isn't involved
But I suppose he's busy, 5 Billion dollars won't spend itself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 8:51, archived)
# The credits will always read "based on characters created by George Lucas".
If he has a say, fine, but not control.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 8:54, archived)
# He only co-wrote the story, not even the screenplay for the last one
I don't think it was his control that made it such a mess.
edit - in fact that's all he's ever done on Indy it seems
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:03, archived)
# CG gophers, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:16, archived)
# would that be specified in a story?
I picture the story as more of an outline. Otherwise why hire the script/screenplay writer?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:20, archived)
# The superfluous characters
The (painfully) badly written relationships and character interactions.
The gimmicky gadgets and machines that are there for no real reason.
The recycled "riddles in the mail" from Last Crusade.
The recycled "secret on the floor" from Last Crusade.
CG Monkeys.
CG Ants.
Lucas's fingerprints are all over this crap. If others wrote the script, Lucas dicked around with it after the fact.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:58, archived)
# then he would have had a script writing credit
mind you, he might have, I'm just going by IMDB
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 10:16, archived)
# He's too busy adding CGI Nazis to the first three
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 8:57, archived)
# + billions of snakes in every scene
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:04, archived)
# he has to, Spielberg keeps editing the original ones out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:25, archived)
# FFS not another trekwars movie already
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:46, archived)
# More chilled monkey brains, Mr Lucas?


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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 10:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 10:48, archived)
# HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:48, archived)
# I hear a bandwagon on the roll.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 11:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha that's epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:17, archived)
# not much to do but sit around and play games
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 12:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:51, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2016, 1:48, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Controversial moments in pop -The Beatles' baby butchering album cover, NWA fucking The Police - provide some new ones
Swap vowels - Replace vowels with other vowels in the titles of songs, books, place names etc to make lols, like the policeman in Allo Allo
Turn art into video games, or video games into art - e.g. www.b3ta.com/board/11190643
Mashed-up Movies - Connect movie titles - Driving Miss Daisy vs The Fast and the Furious, The Force Awakens Sleeping Beauty, Se7en Years A Slave


(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 7:15, archived)
# Draw what you think Anthony70100 looks like
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 7:19, archived)
# pop
especially the bit where abba chase down bucks fizz and in classic scandinavian noir style, use them to make blood eagles in the snow
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 7:41, archived)
# Bindun


I vote art/video games
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 7:48, archived)
# Glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 7:54, archived)
# STR WRS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:08, archived)
# Driving Miss Furious?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 8:27, archived)
# Mad Max - Driving Miss Furiosa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 8:29, archived)
# C
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 8:53, archived)
# Dear God
I select the moving pictures option.

regards

ya what
(dictated but not read)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:16, archived)
# Well none of them really tickle my fancy to be brutally frank
Still there's always next week to look forward to, thanks for the offer though, much appreciated.
x
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:52, archived)
# iii
Video games are art
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 11:34, archived)
# Mashed-up Movies

Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 12:17, archived)
# D an' a wee for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 12:41, archived)
# iii
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:49, archived)
# swap vowels
for bowels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 16:39, archived)
# sMashing selection
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 16 Mar 2016, 17:03, archived)
# 3
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 17 Mar 2016, 0:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 5:06, archived)
# GJM

The people and creatures in Minecraft should look more like your pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 5:13, archived)
#
my pics will look more like minecraft soon, im going for a fully cubical style
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 5:18, archived)
# BMG
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 5:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 5:32, archived)
# This picture contains content from BMG, who has blocked it in my country on copyright grounds :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 6:34, archived)
# You know what the internet needs more of? Minecraft bestiality porn.
With a shrill narration by StampyManchild or whatever the fuck it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 6:32, archived)
# no it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 7:50, archived)
# You're just jealous because you didn't think of it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 14:09, archived)
# MJM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 7:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ultimate Hunter

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 21:58, archived)
# I'm now imagining the Predator with a highly racist burnt black face
when Arnie blows it up at the end
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:09, archived)
# BEEP TO DA BEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:58, archived)
# This Anna is far away
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 6:44, archived)
# Brilliant
Genuine lols.
(gijoel, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 10:30, archived)
# Coming soon, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dignitas

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 20:30, archived)
# Arf
Very good
(pip2, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 20:31, archived)
# Or his quest to find his way back to the Home, a storyline spanning several films
The "Aiders of the Lost" arc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 20:33, archived)
# Bravo, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 23:43, archived)
# Was just reading about the new film
This made me pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 21:01, archived)
# try eating fewer beans
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 21:02, archived)
# Even they themselves should know this is a ridiculous idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:04, archived)
# There's nothing ridiculous about pocketing a few million dollars.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 1:58, archived)
# As long as he hides in another kitchen appliance,
the fans of the last one will be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:34, archived)
# shpoiler alert:
indiana jonesh killsh jamesh bond
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 23:25, archived)
# but James Bond is his dad!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 23:46, archived)
# 2019.
Deckard is going to go watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 1:24, archived)
# Engelbert Strauss Workwear
What do you think?



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(pip2, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 20:24, archived)
# I think all roads are open to an open mind
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:00, archived)
# I think you forgot to shop it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] PANTIES!! PANTIE!!S !!PANT!IES PINK ONES
Pink panther's pink pants*
photoshop CS for the
indivisible pant and partly invisipink pink panther
explanation sorces www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eX2TCfiFuY



*rare, collectors item. Mr. P. Panther usually performs his shows completely naked
there4 NORMALLY no clothes remaining after invisiblization process.
Proof www.youtube.com/watch?v=59lKdaXX6Eo
one instance of total naked invizibilliy at 2.49
(patella, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 20:01, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 15 Mar 2016, 20:02, archived)
# you're one of them, aren't you?
aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 21:43, archived)
# Overrun with Mexican invisibilists.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:18, archived)
# Shame on them!
Coming over here stealing our batr & hmoer smipsons
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:32, archived)
# GUNNU BILD WAL, THAY WILL PAYE 4 IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 2:01, archived)
# Tyrannosaurus Rump
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 2:06, archived)
# Yes.

guess which one
(patella, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not a naughty stepped! =(
B3ta moderators named me as "naughty stepped", because the b3ta board is not DeviantArt. I don't want to get banned! =(

(Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 19:56, archived)
# Self-referential post is self-referential
You're b3ta's own Klein bottle.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 19:59, archived)
# you got naughty stepped?
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 20:33, archived)
# Yeah! =(
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 21:06, archived)
# What's the point in naughty stepping? The compo subject changes tomorrow so you won't be posting any more of this shite then will you?
unless you really are J.J. trolling that is...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 20:49, archived)
# Try headswops and fucklifts
I love that film
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 21:40, archived)
# Leave FUCKLIFTS out of this
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:23, archived)
# Wasn't that a Disney film with Angela Lansbury?
(gijoel, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 10:33, archived)
# Why not try something new?
Use a photo shop to make cartoon characters very very big, have a 20 metre Homer hilarious on sofa.
They can't call naughty cat you for big and massive Homer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:25, archived)
# Ok, here's what you should do
go to this website.

And draw whatever it comes up with. I'm actually not trolling, honest.

If this doesn't work, then please regard this randomly generated poem:

emasculate wondrously empowering saloons peeve.
dairying bonging numeration earthquake spent eminences.
voyeur bounding wakening hands, filmgoer beseeming.
orgiastic rife hushed, oaks peace.
disarrays masochist complicity, moms, amylase called.
militarist.
gavel safflower capybaras.
assets alma chlordane.
inflects progenies vises, facie.
bawdily slivers exorcises clap vitamin.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:49, archived)
# End of day dooodle.

Kinda slow on the board today!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:50, archived)
# nice insecting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 17:01, archived)
# FFS which stupid cunt suggested this?? :[
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 17:02, archived)
# froggy
i suggest you beat him up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 17:10, archived)
# Great idea for this years fundraiser
*Bids 50p
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 17:12, archived)
# i've incited violence and now imma fuck off home
this must be what trump feels like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 17:19, archived)
# Unbelievable
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 19:17, archived)
# Inorite it was a bit stingey
50p ยฃ1
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 20:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 21:04, archived)
# GAY
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 17:20, archived)
# Fabulously so.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 18:28, archived)
# I knew that guy was an artist
took long enough ya fucking sellout.

Brilliant, love your shit, keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 19:01, archived)
# OK NOW I COME ACROSS AS BEING THE CUNT
which is actually fair cause i am.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 19:11, archived)
# I loves it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 19:17, archived)
# b'coz it is gay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 21:03, archived)
# OBVS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:24, archived)
# GET...A....ROOM...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 2:24, archived)
# I love it too!
...but not in a gay way*

*not that there's anything wrong with that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 21:03, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 22:20, archived)
# Very cool.
A nod to Roger Dean.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 12:19, archived)
# Lovely
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 16 Mar 2016, 13:21, archived)
#

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:28, archived)
# an old woman with saggy tits
being hit in the face with them as she hops about on a space hopper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:29, archived)
# I have photos already
should I upload them?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:32, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:34, archived)
# What did your mum ever do
to deserve such treatment?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 21:59, archived)
# A squirrel with tits, one of which has a huge fungating breast tumour, in order to raise breast cancer awareness amongst squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:30, archived)
# yoda, dressed as zippy from rainbow
at a drive-thru mcdonalds
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:31, archived)
# The same squirrel, hairless due to chemotherapy, post mastectomy and awaiting reconstructive breast surgery but smiling, to highlight to squirrels that breast cancer has a relatively high survival rate if treated early.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:34, archived)
# tony the talking tit tumour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:35, archived)
# A squirrel having a smear test with a caption underneath advising squirrels about the importance of early detection of cervical cancer and advising younger squirrels about HPV vaccination.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:37, archived)
# A butterfly
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:38, archived)
# ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:38, archived)
# Oh
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 17:02, archived)
# A squirrel with tits, but it's a male squirrel and the tits are a side effect from having Zoladex injections to treat his advanced prostate cancer.
The general take home message being that male squirrels should consult with a medically qualified squirrel if they develop symptoms of lower urinary tract obstruction.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:41, archived)
# are you having a cancer awareness day all to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:44, archived)
# A SQUIRREL cancer awareness day. We seem to focus all our efforts on human cancers these days whilst forgetting that squirrels are people too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:45, archived)
# *waits for the sun to run a "foreign squirrels are coming to steal your jobs and sponge off the nhs" headline*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:48, archived)
# Basically, you want a dead squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:50, archived)
# I want no such thing, I'm trying to get across a positive message about the benefit of diagnosing cancer promptly. In squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:51, archived)
# anatomically correct Marvel movie characters
seeing as they can't manage it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:46, archived)
# ..............you ARE familiar with my work, right?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:49, archived)
# at least your feet point in roughly the right direction
imgbox.com/WxQNDM7k
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:51, archived)
# Is that by M.C. Escher?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:52, archived)
# Ahahaha, a number of them seem to be suffering from elephantiasis.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# Ant man's jumbo knee is great
In fact knees are clearly quite tricky, you can see where they repositioned Black Panther's but forgot to rub out the old one.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# I'm not sure what I'd prefer...
..two knees on one leg like Hawkeye or a side folding knee like Iron Man. Oh wait, I'll have the giant armoured cock like War Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 12:04, archived)
# she's using them to grip an invisible bart simpson
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# Black Widow's superpower is that her hip is connected to her ribcage.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:05, archived)
# A squirrel with tits
but one of the nipples opens up like the door on top of a tank turret, and a very happy Debbie McGee is emerging from the breast smiling and waving a flag that says "Pissflaps"
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:48, archived)
# a clown being told he's got aids
or mister tumble being put through a bacon slicer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:49, archived)
# Lucky eating ALF
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:51, archived)
# our lord and saviour jesus christ fucking money saving expert martin lewis in the anus
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:00, archived)
# 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:00, archived)
# The pope fucking a ham sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:01, archived)
# The Prophet Muhammad PBUH fucking a ham sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:02, archived)
# animals having non-consensual sex with each other
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:06, archived)
# A trebuchet made of poo flinging poo at a poo
And a squirrel made of tits
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:06, archived)
# Peter Duncan pulling Sooty out of that tree trunk thing in Flash Gordon.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:14, archived)
# that'd be the wood beast's lair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:18, archived)
# I KNOW! I was playing dumb for comic effect. A film with a Dale Arden that hot in it is going to be known in minute detail by my dirty old self.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:08, archived)
# well played
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:21, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 23:45, archived)
# How life is for rolfaroos
following the shaming of Rolf Harris.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:26, archived)
# A squirrel...
on some tits.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:28, archived)
# A squirrel, off its' tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:35, archived)
# One solitary tit, wandering the wilderness in search of a squirrel to call home.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:07, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:24, archived)
# Now stick a tail and some ears on it and you've the chemotherapy and mastectomy squirrel I ordered
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:24, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:35, archived)
# :D
nice wobble action
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:41, archived)
# you utter loon
(Roxon, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 19:02, archived)
# Your nan's tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 15:59, archived)
# Manga Invisbarts
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:10, archived)
# A well-proportioned, anthopomorphised chipmunk, dressed as Psi-Judge Anderson
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:14, archived)
# The Stig ravishing his fav car
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:23, archived)
# so you're still doing this shit then?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:26, archived)
# yesterday's pointless look at me thread is still on the board, why not just take a second suggestion off that?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:32, archived)
# He says in his second reply.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 19:40, archived)
# A mouthless blonde cartoon girl wearing a pink skull cap with a tit growing out of the side of her face.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:35, archived)
#
attention
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:39, archived)
# The Chuckle Brothers farting through straws into an orphan's cereal...
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 16:54, archived)
# nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 15 Mar 2016, 20:01, archived)
# it was all there in the lyrics too


If I were a rich man,
Yummy dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby bum.
All day long I'd fiddle biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.

I wouldn't have to work hard.
Yummy dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby bum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-peedle-peidle-pedo man.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 11:34, archived)
# Terrible man, terrible man, terrible, terrible, terrible man...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 13:08, archived)
# he appears to be wearing a jacket of sliced beef
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 13:09, archived)
# Probably the flesh of newborns, lovingly handstitched and bespoke
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 13:35, archived)
# well, at least it'd be designer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 13:37, archived)
# Georgio Armandaleg?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 13:38, archived)
# i'm hoping it's genuine vivienne westwood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 13:46, archived)
# A coat of many calories.
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:36, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm, calories.........
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2016, 14:38, archived)
# fUCKING lIZARD lEGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 2:25, archived)

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