They'd be frozen solid :(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 20:13,
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how do they keep so many ejaculators out of the camera shot
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 20:19,
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brilliant walk cycle on it :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:20,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Happy Endings"){kind=small}
i choosed downfall for the happy ending homewok
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 18:38,
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He only had one ball, and I only count 3 pubesTop marks for historical accuracy.
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 20:10,
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It's from acclaimed documentary series The World at War narrated by Laurence Olivier.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:45,
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proper vinegar strokes out of it
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:21,
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Top wank. Handjobs for HitlerYou made the bellend look a bit like Sweep from Sooty. Naturally he's a bit of a Nazi Dong.
( bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Tue 7 Jun 2016, 0:05,
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i like the way they still have his balled cupped shapepowerful balls.
(,
Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:08,
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hahaha! great improvement :Dand thanks
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inexpressible started a joke on,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:59,
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I like his "There's something about Mary" hair(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:58,
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many candles!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:42,
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Well la di daa, look at the intellectual!I just let b3ta do the counting.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:16,
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seems i'm a month older than you! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:29,
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good to see it from the other angle finally.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:41,
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We're gonna need a bigger chopper...that's what she said etc
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R.Soul hmmm,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:45,
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This works on so many levels.Like, at least eight, or something.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh',
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:50,
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Aaatchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!♪"Four sneeze, a jolly good fellow..."♫
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:13,
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I'm now thinking of the short lived kid's TV feature Spam n Blooms.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:19,
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ahhh he's here already and I've no more than started making the dinner!
(,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:24,
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it's fucking Keith Moon!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:22,
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I'm guessing his right is his wanking armAlthough saying that...
( Frogbeat,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 1:21,
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Jayne Mansfield's grandaughter?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:26,
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CRABULON!ARISE MY MIGHTY PINK ARMY! SCUTTLE LEFT! SCUTTLE RIGHT! ATTACK!
(^(^(\/);;(\/)^)^) GO TEAM CRABULONS!
DERISS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrweu0GRJnE
((^(^(\/);;(\/)^)^) GO TEAM CRABULONS!
DERISS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrweu0GRJnE
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:21,
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Movie Endings Mash-ups (Quantity over Quality/Compo Relevance)
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 19:11,
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stunning!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 19:58,
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rows edged with purple are the only ones left to do
which means new blanket shouldbe finished by some time next week. it's taken much longer than most because of w*rk, but it's almost done!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 16:41,
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Can you ship this to me? I'll be forever grateful.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 16:59,
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this one is already spoken forbut i have the design, so i can always make another
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 17:06,
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It's Elbow from J.R.R. Hartley's "Sword of the Rings" Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 23:27,
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Not the other character, Myarse?Never could tell one from the other.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 0:00,
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The original four members of ABBA has let himself go. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:45,
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Hell, The LOVELY Drimbley, isn't that Rob Halford on the end?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:48,
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But which end, though?Yes to both.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:52,
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I was thinking Morticia also! :
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 14:20,
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*squints*Does the other one say 'ENJOY'?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:59,
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Here I am, stuck in the Cadbury with you drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 14:36,
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It's the new FaceBook controller.That's the 'like' and 'share' toggle. The other side says 'amen' and 'prayers'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 16:01,
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I thought the new controller was hard wired to the users brain?I assume this is the original Test version before they shrunk it to the implant chip.
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 16:08,
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Sonny, Larrier. my expertise at unfunny posts continues. Including this reply.
( BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 14:24,
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rocking the sex pest look, there Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 16:07,
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I declare the gayshift open? classic protest action in Bristol
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 1:13,
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shit, sorry Dial-Up crew :(
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:40,
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I wasn't moaning I mean shit man I have BT infinite 2 and my mobile has unlimited 4G
( Frogbeat,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:54,
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all good chief :D I was actually replying to the chap above you but I know how you like me to get it wrong haha
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:14,
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The shift is ON!!!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 2:34,
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Another priceless example of Seagal’s ego was when he hosted Saturday Night Live and demanded that the cast perform sketches that Seagal himself had written rather than the material they already had. One of these masterful ideas, according to Dana Carvey, involved Seagal playing a psychiatrist that talks to a rape victim, and while she tearfully explains her experience, Seagal would feel her up and attempt to rape her himself. Lorne Michaels spent hours explaining to Seagal that the concept wasn’t funny nor even if they made a rape sketch funny, they would never be allowed to put that scene on the air, but Seagal thought it was comedy gold.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 7:35,
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He was right though. It WAS comedy gold.Honestly, you feminists. No sense of humour and you look, frankly, unfuckable. You ought to shave your legs, put on a bit of slap and a nice short skirt and a tight top love. And try to smile once in a while too instead of going around with a scowl and a mouth like a cat's arse. You might actually be able to get yourself a man then.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:11,
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*Insincere 'apology' **Plays 'Victim Card'*
PROFIT!
(PROFIT!
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:55,
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Someone, somewhere, is cataloguing every time that the Mail uses the phrases 'big girl now' or 'all grown up'. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:22,
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Hand on heart I can say that I just enjoyed the best meal of my life.I started with a succulent box of 6x chicken nuggets, before returning back to the counter for the obligatory big mac with fries & chocolate milkshake.
The big mac came exactly as the picture above the counter showed and definitely did not look like the chef had thrown it at the wall.
Ive read somewhere that the milkshakes contain a small amount of ground up chicken matter - But I honestly couldnt taste anything other than chocolately goodness.
I was going to finish up with a mcflurry on my 3rd visit to the counter, but the nice lady told me that there ice cream dispensing machine was broken, so I just sat back down, poured a few of the sugar sachets onto a napkin and buried my face.
Afterwards, I sat back, closed my eyes and took in the atmosphere. A man even came and cleared my table for me, whilst politely reminding me that my 3 hour parking limit was up and if I didnt move then id get clamped - Would highly recommend.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:05,
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I visited to pick up a McFlurry after hearing the restaurant had recently been refurbished.Everything was very clean, although I was greeted by quite a long queue due to the lack of till points. Admittedly, they do now have self-service machines, but I prefer face to face service and you can only pay by card using them. So not very helpful.
I got to the till and was served by an expressionless man who needs to learn to smile. Having said this, he was able to answer my enquiry about McFlurry flavours. I ordered the oreo McFlurry which was made quickly. I collected it from the other grumpy man who was responsible for giving orders to customers, no thank you or enjoy your day.
No loyalty scheme that I am aware of. Huge McFlurry though for 99p. Wimpy is just down the road and for a small amount extra you can get better service and food with proper cutlery.
Personally, I wasn't a fan of the McFlurry but that was my opinion. The presentation was very bad, but it was well mixed and there was nothing else wrong with it as such.
Overall, I feel that you should keep walking down the road to Wimpy. I won't be rushing back.
(I got to the till and was served by an expressionless man who needs to learn to smile. Having said this, he was able to answer my enquiry about McFlurry flavours. I ordered the oreo McFlurry which was made quickly. I collected it from the other grumpy man who was responsible for giving orders to customers, no thank you or enjoy your day.
No loyalty scheme that I am aware of. Huge McFlurry though for 99p. Wimpy is just down the road and for a small amount extra you can get better service and food with proper cutlery.
Personally, I wasn't a fan of the McFlurry but that was my opinion. The presentation was very bad, but it was well mixed and there was nothing else wrong with it as such.
Overall, I feel that you should keep walking down the road to Wimpy. I won't be rushing back.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:22,
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They got a mong working in my local Maccy D's. :DAnd one of the till-monkey girls is almost a dwarf. By which I mean that she looks a bit dwarfy but is too tall to be a dwarf, but her hands are all dwarfy with little stubby fingers. Fantastic pair of tits on her though. And her arse is big but shapely. All in all, would.
EDIT: They get the mong to hand out bahwoons to the nippers. He's dead good at it.
(EDIT: They get the mong to hand out bahwoons to the nippers. He's dead good at it.
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 18:12,
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How about the nose? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 0:16,
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They were both born in New York CityTrump in '46, Boris in '64. Both born in June (14th and 19th). Both have silly hair.
Coincidences? I think not!
(Coincidences? I think not!
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 0:36,
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Are you telling me that Boris Johnson is the product of Donald Trump and a time traveling pig?
(,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 1:16,
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I refuse to answer that on the grounds that Certain Interested Parties might be reading this Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 9:30,
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The Rt. Hon. Person who cannot be named has no comment on the matter at this timeand will not be retiring to spend more time with his family, but nevertheless appeals for privacy and a superinjunction.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:37,
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fancy an opioid cone kids?
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bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 21:21,
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with it dribbling down some poor child's face i suspectMany a Catholic priest has been partial to enjoying a Christcream Sunday
( bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 22:11,
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Hey nowwhat happened to thread above? it was a brilliant 'shop and idea had potential. just sounded funny the way you described it as 'removing children clothing using photoshop'. that's all
( bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 22:22,
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showing bubba his shrimp Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 15:54,
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never seen brokeback mountainis this it?
( bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 16:38,
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Must be using that Chinese washing powder
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 19:44,
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haha!, tried to sort that out, created this mess-
I'd be more concerned about the size of Gump's head.
shit just got real
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 1:20,
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and the winner is.....(
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 15:09,
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I'm not gonna pretend to know what you mean?... erm ??
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 15:11,
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someone deleted a post just before you got here I think HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 15:13,
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ahhh..the bastards :)
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 15:16,
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yesRecently someone told me the drummer had died - which I'd forgotten about until shortly after I posted it.
( bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 15:14,
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yeah he did a Hendrix. And one should always do checks before posting it to the band on twitter.. (i nearly broke the internet from clicking delete so many times )Ian Curtis was obsessed with order and punctuality so would often turn up hours before a gig. When offered a lift with the band he said I dont mind hanging
( bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 15:30,
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What's blue and doesn't fit any more? Ian Curtis.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 16:16,
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a smurf buttplug Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 16:28,
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your mum's jeans
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bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 16:34,
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my mother is 67 and 4" 9she doesn't wear jeans as they make her look like a large blue rock
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 16:44,
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It was a play on words on their latest album and their twitter campaign keepthesummeralive but could perhaps be misinterpreted. I don't mind offending Stereophonics but still..
( bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 15:20,
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i like thiswoah, thread deletion!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 15:11,
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proving that there's a first time for everything Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 15:36,
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Think I've polished this turd enough.
If Stereophonics want to re-release the single for an anti-gun campaign and use this as the cover art then they're welcome
bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 16:30,
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news reports of my deathwill likely end with the words "before turning the gun on herself"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 16:56,
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I think I've turned into Nathan BarleyMine will probably read 'he became self-aware'
( bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 17:03,
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as long as it's not "the polar bear later had to be put to sleep" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 17:09,
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or 'fortunately the beehive was still intact'
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bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 17:13,
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or 'was found partially inside the rice pudding'I must shrink those stereophonics images. They are making me sick
( bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 17:57,
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bargain!Floats like a butterfly, stinks like cabbage
( simbosan is too tired,
Sun 5 Jun 2016, 2:17,
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