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[challenge entry] Quick, before he un-un-un-resigns!
(AdrianJ, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 17:14, archived)
# July?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 20:14, archived)
# 23rd June was just a warning
The poop really hits the fan on 23rd July.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 21:59, archived)
# Bugger!
The odious turtle-headed turd does not merit rectifying though.
(AdrianJ, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 0:01, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Finally, something I can believe...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 16:36, archived)
# "Want my life back"
Yeah and we want our European status back you frog cunt faced slimy cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 4 Jul 2016, 17:07, archived)
# PLEASE REMOVE FROG FACE COMMENT FROM THIS PAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 18:02, archived)
# ^ ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 19:14, archived)
# WOOHOO!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 15:53, archived)
# did he pay extra for the car proof coating on his glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 16:11, archived)
# Doesn't he look tyred...
Not just a bit, but wheely wheely tyred.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 16:53, archived)
# BTW, JJ -
io9.gizmodo.com/anna-kendrick-is-aware-of-squirrel-girl-and-willing-to-1783022781
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 16:56, archived)
# I don't know all that much about Marvel's Squirrel Girl.
I feel I should probably read up on her....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 18:05, archived)
# He's definitely not having a Goodyear, his career is starting to run-flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 17:19, archived)
# Yeah, his career is shaky, he's tread-ing on thin eyes
Will he bounce back?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 19:31, archived)
# bin dun
lop
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Obvious image is obvious...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 13:49, archived)
# Breaking news:
Chris Evans resigns from Top Gear!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 15:30, archived)
# Farage taking over?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'm taking these with me"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] September 9th 2016, the new Conservative party leader makes his first speech

an hour of non-stop cackling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:22, archived)
# Question : Is Farage's quitting part of the Murdoch masterplan?
www.theguardian.com/music/2016/jul/03/farage-murdoch-lebedev-and-fox-break-bread-as-told-by-lily-allen
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:40, archived)
# that was my thinking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:43, archived)
# Undoubtably
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:52, archived)
# As Shakespeare said . .
"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players . . ."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:56, archived)
# And some of us are drunken hecklers shouting unfunny insults from the cheap seats
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 11:11, archived)
# Look at his shoes though!
Tell me you don't want a pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 11:23, archived)
# He just needs to walk in some dog crap while wearing them to complete the symbolism
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 11:27, archived)
# I have heard the plan really is for ukip to move left and go full on anti-immigrant. Murdoch won't offer his help over a crumpet with that.
And with farage gone I doubt it's much more than convo over cream tea.

I expect though with their top man out of the picture and one of their funders doing something else they might not get that far. But who knows maybe it'll be SNP 2: little englander edition.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 11:49, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:13, archived)
# Breaking news:
Nigel Farage has resigned!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:17, archived)
# Is that the dwarf?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:18, archived)
# Yes
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:19, archived)
# He has no chance of being PM
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:37, archived)
# Surely...
(AdrianJ, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 11:00, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 11:34, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 11:37, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] This messup could easily have been prevented
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 8:32, archived)
# Protest votes are SO last month
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 8:39, archived)
# it's all Chilcot outrage now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 8:47, archived)
# *finds open mouth picture of Blair to fwap to*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 9:00, archived)
# Just come back from New Zealand
and had this in my head..Snow parrots 4eva
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 22:30, archived)
# Parrotate?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 23:03, archived)
# Wonkier?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 23:34, archived)
#


He got it as first prize in a raffle! It's a OneKea in a wonky one-key won Kia.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 23:46, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 0:07, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 8:05, archived)
#


Moving to London in a couple of months to do a posh art degree course. Thank you for the many years of inspiration, B3ta. Mightn't have managed it without you.
/mawkish
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 20:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 21:07, archived)
#
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 23:57, archived)
# Hot times in the city await.
Have fun, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 21:47, archived)
# Thanks dude!
Can't wait for markedly less regular rain and warmer evenings.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 0:02, archived)
# Cool
Enjoy it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 22:32, archived)
# Cheers, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 0:02, archived)
# Remember us country rubes when you hit the big time.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 22:46, archived)
# Apparently I'm meant to save a piece of work for the Prince of Wales's personal collection.
A bit of a surreal request, frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 23:58, archived)
# London eh? Assume the position...
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/26034
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 23:35, archived)
# It would actually be nice to go to one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 23:54, archived)
# Here he comes.

<SPAM>Process vid link here</SPAM>
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 14:53, archived)
# More effort needed!
Woo! And I love the video again
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 15:11, archived)
# AND I CANT EVEN PUT A HEAD ON A FUCKING JIF
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Stay calm. Right. Frame 1...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 17:33, archived)
# :)
I gave up, am trying to fix my Russian ROM...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 17:42, archived)
# If you aren't currently making huge amounts of money from your artistic skills, you probably should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 15:22, archived)
# What he said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 12:59, archived)
# I have no idea what's happening here
but it's beautifully drawn and colored
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 15:44, archived)
# It's a British thing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_the_Mule

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mule_(smuggling)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 16:48, archived)
# I think I had this on the Amiga.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 16:12, archived)
# excellent
I'd have to rotate the canvas at least 1000 times just to draw one of the guy's hands.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 16:37, archived)
# removing his charlie or his horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 16:44, archived)
# Stuffin' the mule!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 16:46, archived)
# Grrrrrreat!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 17:28, archived)
# Thanks all
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 18:28, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Just remembered I have an image that I can turn into compost
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Sunny day sweeping the clouds away.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Give peas a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] fin.

One of my first animations on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:08, archived)
# All of them excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 12:16, archived)
# Twisted. And I still love it.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 14:49, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 20:33, archived)
# :D lovely end shot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 17:23, archived)
# Ooh, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:26, archived)
# Cheers, drimble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:48, archived)
# Nice
But why is it always raining in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 15:11, archived)
# Rain is part and parcel of the life of a vagabond.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I like that
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 19:10, archived)
# Oh jesus
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 22:22, archived)
# here is a vector i made, depicting a person i know

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 6:45, archived)
# fun fact:
she liked it! so did all her followers on tumblr. i got messages congratulating me on being talented. i feel weird about that one.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 7:42, archived)
# What kind of sick bastards would leave compliments for a complete stranger?
Ugh. What a world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:15, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha, perhaps you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 0:19, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:14, archived)
# hey im farha and ur girl out of town visiting her leg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 12:27, archived)
# maybe her list of followers had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 12:27, archived)
# All the trending will be absorbed by it been a hashtag
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 15:50, archived)
# i'm so gonna to get viral
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 0:20, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 15:50, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 20:35, archived)
#
(aUtopianPig I hate pork sctratchings, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 0:49, archived)
# Best seams of the year
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 0:50, archived)
# STOP DRINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kmh4BbJPz8
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 1:01, archived)
# That is just excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 1:08, archived)
#

thanks bro I've sorted out my life after watching that
(aUtopianPig I hate pork sctratchings, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 1:42, archived)
# Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 15:51, archived)
# That's, like, beautiful man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] All we need is a Miracle


Click for bigger (136 kb)
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:01, archived)
# none vision
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:03, archived)
# mike gove and the mechanics?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:10, archived)
# TJ: I can't bring myself to photoshop it
just imagine a coffin in a crematorium with the word Scorchio on it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:27, archived)
# If that's a sequel to John Carpenter's The Thing
Then I'm already shitting myself at the new 'splitface'
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 19:57, archived)
# I have no idea who any of these people are.
Do I Win a prize?
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 22:46, archived)
# You win the 'token foreigner visiting a UK-based puerile digital arts forum' prize.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a pun so it's probably bindun
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 11:46, archived)
# burn him!
i never did like fozzie!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:59, archived)
# You hate EVERYONE :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:50, archived)
# no i don't
but he's painfully unfunny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:56, archived)
# Do you like me?




Please.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:12, archived)
# yes. yes i do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:14, archived)
# BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:18, archived)
# i just had a bad craving for chocolate and ice cream
i was annoyed, then remembered there's a box of cornettos in the freezer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:23, archived)
# We'll be right round!
Don't scoff the lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:59, archived)
# mmmm, mint choc chip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 17:00, archived)
# JUST ONE CORNETTO,
GIVE IT TO MEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 19:57, archived)
# Robin Hardy, the director of Wicker Man, died on Friday
www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36693545
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:59, archived)
# will he be cremated?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:44, archived)
# SAD NEWS:
Caroline Aherne has died aged 52

Her most famous question...

https://youtu.be/Lj-9lSEBBm0



(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:54, archived)
# i know, i just saw
then i had to take the laptop into the living room to show my mum a picture of her, because she'd got her mixed up with sarah millican
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:56, archived)
#
love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 4:56, archived)
[challenge entry]


i.imgur.com/r2ypghP.gifv
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 6:10, archived)
# Wow
Just wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 6:56, archived)
[challenge entry] pure fukkin gold!

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 9:44, archived)
# Top quality Gonzo action!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:23, archived)
# After sex talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:51, archived)
# No come near me. Keep asking you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 17:57, archived)
# TOO ZOON
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?

He's not a muppet... He's an artist!
(101 Teeth, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 23:23, archived)

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