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[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:18, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CARROTS

It's a one word challenge week. Show us what you can do with a carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 8:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:14, archived)
#
Bananaman initially faced a different pastiche supervillain each week, who were often lampoons of the kind of single-issue, uncreatively-named villains that heroes fought during the Silver Age, or tips-of-the-hat to famous supervillains.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:33, archived)
# "Show us what you can do with a carrot."
Now that's just asking for trouble innit God
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:44, archived)
# It's not even his real name!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:21, archived)
# Boyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:23, archived)
# Early. I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] a carrot pea
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:57, archived)
# Get this Crucifixed teddybear for your kids to teach about Jesus
Jesus Christ Teddybear

Spooky as fuck, but f you like it, you're in luck... It's for sale: Strange Crucifixed Jesus Teddybear for sale
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Wed 6 Jul 2016, 23:49, archived)
# are they having some kind of joke?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 4:35, archived)
# This smells of fondled ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 4:44, archived)
# He died for our ursins
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 8:34, archived)
#
our
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:35, archived)
# Awesome
A mate of mine used to have a crucified Pink Panther doll on his wall. The droopy eyes did a lot for the overall effect.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The joy of house hunting
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:25, archived)
# If he waits a few weeks and pays in dollars
it will hardly cost him anything..
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:30, archived)
# Ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] What a shit
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:58, archived)
# eeeeuwww
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 21:51, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 23:24, archived)
# But is it a new build?
or had previous occupants?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:07, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:16, archived)
#
Back in a minute.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 21:08, archived)
# It's not that she's fucking scary that's scary
it's that she's less fucking scary than the rest
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pootle, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 21:36, archived)
# This has been my terrifying point for the last few days
Someone who should never have been allowed anywhere near the Premiership (or indeed the Home Office) is suddenly by a long way the least-worst option.

It really is fucking scary.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 21:49, archived)
# It's quite alarming if you
think what you'd have to change about yourself to actually want that job.

The human qualities they must lack...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 22:18, archived)
# What has been unleased?
hello btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 8:18, archived)
#


Click for bigger (208 kb)
(/'>Barry Manillow, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:31, archived)
# Known Associates: Cherie "Chompers" Blair
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:34, archived)
# Damnit, the Tory propagandists were right after all!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Labour,_New_Danger

I feel a bit dirty saying the tories were right. Ick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:38, archived)
# Even a stopped clock

is worth a few bob
(Comic pas, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 19:43, archived)
# reply
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:46, archived)
# oh, so NOW it lets me reply!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:47, archived)
# They said I had the capability to reply to this within 45 minutes
Another lie.

All right so maybe *technically* he didn't lie, but if there isn't such a thing as culpable gullibility, there should be. People in responsible positions need to be a damn sight less in awe of the funny buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:42, archived)
# FUCK SADAM
FUCK IRAQ
FUCK IDIOTS WHO SIGN UP TO KILL
LEAVE TONY ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:48, archived)
# Stop your subtleties and tell us how you really feel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 18:21, archived)
# Like a woman :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 18:39, archived)
# I thought it was Very Very Good!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 18:50, archived)
# I hated the song
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 19:06, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:15, archived)
# :)
Tax evasion, messi affair...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:17, archived)
# wasn't richie enough
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:15, archived)
# *mugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:19, archived)
# At least it provided a brief distraction from Brexit and Chilcot
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:33, archived)
# and the imposed Doctors contract
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:20, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:21, archived)
# Shhh, we're not meant to notice that
It's meant to be a good day for burying bad news.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:11, archived)
# nvgvl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:29, archived)
# weird, just tried to reply up there^
and it wouldn't let me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:29, archived)
# Government censorship, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:33, archived)
# obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Jimmy Savile
(Willie_Fistergasch, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 13:04, archived)
# "It's time to play the music, it's time to cigar-light, it's time to abuse children on Top of the Pops tonight..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:13, archived)
# disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:19, archived)
# How ironic - someone else's fingers up HIS arse
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:04, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:08, archived)
# as you prefer
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:14, archived)
# i definitely prefer arse
but convention dictates i say ass here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:32, archived)
# Deadly!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:25, archived)
# He'll be back once the dust settles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:29, archived)
# *yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:37, archived)
# and chickening out
and buggering off
(Comic pas, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Muppets Last Supper


pea roast for supper
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Muppet Celebs

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Animal Hockey
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:18, archived)
# Ha-ha! That last shot of Tom Cruise is terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:29, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:18, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:23, archived)
# Epic!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:25, archived)
# A masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:28, archived)
# *crosses drumsticks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:37, archived)
# Sweet :D
(101 Teeth, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:54, archived)
# Magnifique
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:34, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:19, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:56, archived)
# Lovely work
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:19, archived)
# Its aim, to prevent future crimes


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:29, archived)
# Arf!
(its)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:46, archived)
# I'm starting to do that more and more often
spending too much time on the internet I imagine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:54, archived)
#
(to)
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 18:18, archived)
# ha, politics are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:10, archived)
# Just read it. Thought Blair made a great villain, but the ending was a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:23, archived)
# That was quite a satisfying scroll
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:47, archived)
# #corbun

Click for slightly bigger feels.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:34, archived)
#
I hope he scores tonight
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha HA...
Have this NWOT

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] And this...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:08, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:11, archived)
# He's not gay you know.
Definitely not.

Not him.

No sir-ee.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:44, archived)
# The Bumchin Report.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:33, archived)
# At least you tried, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:58, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:22, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
God Jobs - What if Gods had to get proper jobs, what would they do/who would employ them?
Scifi your life - take a photo on your way to work/in the garden/in the bath and sci-fi it right up
Budget cuts - We're f***ed for the long term, how can we save pennies in everyday life?
Carrots -

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 8:34, archived)
# Voting for the one word challenge, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 8:47, archived)
# Carrots
(Willie_Fistergasch, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:06, archived)
# Alright Esther, how's Cyril?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:31, archived)
# Vaguely fitting faceswaps
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:19, archived)
# B or D please
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:04, archived)
# God Jobs, please, Mr. God
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:42, archived)
# Upset weepy shutins, please
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:54, archived)
# Choose carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:05, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:25, archived)
# Beaker with a carrot headswop hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:34, archived)
# Sci-fi jobs
Because the board is dead.Etc. etc.
(gijoel, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:55, archived)
# carrots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:11, archived)
# F Carrots!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:26, archived)
# what if Shiva was one of us
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Tickle me
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 2:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 2:43, archived)
# Nooo! Spit him out again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 6:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Muppet
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 6 Jul 2016, 1:00, archived)
# life goals
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 0:52, archived)
# I want a sandwich now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 1:40, archived)
# I have a sandwich every day
It gets tiresome
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 2:42, archived)
# i was going to have a sandwich
but i decided to have salad instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:29, archived)
# Something to look forward to tomorrow - assuming you're not Welsh.
(AdrianJ, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:55, archived)
# Been waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:23, archived)
# :) Not unlike me and school homework...
twitter.com/JohnnyChilcot
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 20:36, archived)
# SO true it's frightening.
And the bill for this nonsense is something like £10.3 million? Plus it clears Bush&Blair and blames the cannon fodder for the 'war'?? Total joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:17, archived)
# Hahaha I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)

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