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[challenge entry] May precious.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:26, archived)
# "I'll get you, Butler" etc©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:36, archived)
# hahah
very good
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 22:38, archived)
# I must say your time-passed-to-posts-on-talk ratio is VERY good. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 2:08, archived)
# Ta
I there was no talk board back then.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:25, archived)
# Happier times.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 19:27, archived)
# Ewwwww
But nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:49, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 22:20, archived)
# Why not have an Alangela Eagle Johnson while we're at it?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 22:55, archived)
# Cheggars Plays (Likes) Pop™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 23:15, archived)
# Icke?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] "LET US SPRAY".


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(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:46, archived)
# THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:53, archived)
# OH. I'VE BEEN CRITIQUED BY A MASSIVE RETARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:53, archived)
# I did *click* though
And it's spastic you 'Mercia knob@(tm)C
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:56, archived)
# *tickles under chin*
You are sweet, YOU WEB-FOOTED MULTI-MONG™™©®™©®.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:57, archived)
# So when do we get a New Prime Minister minicompo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:46, archived)
# When carrots stop being really really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice, made this pair the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:02, archived)
# Nicely - the Thatcher looks like a frame from "Kids in the Hall".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:17, archived)
# Aw remember that show
I LOVED it back in it's day. "I'm gonna crush your head"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:53, archived)
# Yeah, man! Quality show!
And "Girl Drink Drunk" (based on a b4sh);

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:05, archived)
# Remember when Helen Daniels had a stroke in Neighbours?
That bottom pic nails it!
(chuffster, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:07, archived)
# Wow!
This gets FP and mine don't. Seriously
(Well done though)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:06, archived)
# *cries*
YOU BULLY™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:12, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:31, archived)
# *looks at watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:49, archived)
# *Takes large sip from Frogbeat's pint.*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 1:58, archived)
# Is that a RDR sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 22:16, archived)
# Certainly is but please don't tell 'em - I think Rockstar could afford a better solicitor than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 23:17, archived)
# Oh gosh no
took me a while is all.. nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:21, archived)
# He's trying to hide his saveloy supper from seagulls
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] besnoopinglol
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] expecting a lot of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] poLOLotics
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 16:38, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 16:45, archived)
# all the mp's who are soon to be out of a job
should set up a new monty python style tv show.
they've all clearly got a sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Our Glorious new leader
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 16:00, archived)
# Divine looks well.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:20, archived)
# B3ta prides itself on its balanced reporting...
(AdrianJ, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:43, archived)
# missed a perfect opportunity for carrot insertion, there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:45, archived)
# brb
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] At last a sexy Prime Minister
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:19, archived)
# *masturbates furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:26, archived)
# Furious in pace or in emotion?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:31, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:58, archived)
# So, the prophecy was right!
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:00, archived)
# i cannot understand how anyone would find female bodybuilders sexy
even without her face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:10, archived)
# She's a mother? Who would Brenter™ that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:32, archived)
# I heard she was barren
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 11 Jul 2016, 16:51, archived)
#
hearted
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 11 Jul 2016, 16:52, archived)
# Baron Silas Greenback, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:45, archived)
# Leadsom is hotter.
(/'>Barry Manillow, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] not good for your eyesight I guess
(Willie_Fistergasch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:51, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:07, archived)
# MODZ???
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:26, archived)
# Brexshit


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(I_am_B, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:28, archived)
# It seems the Class 5 moaning phantasm has been contained
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:25, archived)
# OOOF! Right in the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:31, archived)
# :D
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:45, archived)
# Great advert for a great movie
:-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:35, archived)
# just got back from it, really enjoyed it
a lot of fun with some excellent effects work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:46, archived)
#
I've heard several people now say the movie is actually quite good

Makes you wonder really who's idea it was to release the God awful trailer which made it look pants and how they fucked out the trailer when the source material is good
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:09, archived)
# Great stuff
My daughter really wants to go and see this and I was holding off taking her.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:51, archived)
# It's a 12A for good reason, just so you know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:08, archived)
# RAH, RAH, RAH, FEMINISM IS POISON
RAH, RAH, RAH my feels are hurt.
RAH, RAH, RAH I told you this is my basement now, Mum, you can't come down her whenever you feel like it
(gijoel, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 22:19, archived)
# No no no
The proton packs now inexplicably "kills" ghosts. Fucking aweful film.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 7:13, archived)
# They do the same grabbing and they also do damage, in the same way they did in the first film
they smashed the crap out of Stay Puft remember
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:17, archived)
# well, I like it
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 11 Jul 2016, 23:08, archived)
# CV Updated...

(AdrianJ, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:16, archived)
# I found this funny, but am also sad because I obviously won't understand it fully what with not being a mother with a stake in this country
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:27, archived)
# Saying you have a stake in this country just makes you sound like Peter Cushing playing Van Helsing in Dracula anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:34, archived)
# I've had
lots of steaks in this country.
(TSLunch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:42, archived)
# Just think of all the EU subsidies you've eaten!
Could have built a hospital with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:30, archived)
# Yes,
but now I couldn't staff it without all the forrins.
(TSLunch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Theresa - now you must ride Shai-hulud


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(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:40, archived)
#
https://youtu.be/ld2DMsyy0go?t=1m58s
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:00, archived)
# Gotta Catch 'Em All
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:59, archived)
# Is there an app that allows me to repeatedly punch it in the face?
Asking for a friend.
(gijoel, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:11, archived)
# No. But you can try this classic
games.usvsth3m.com/slap-michael-gove/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:29, archived)
# "Classic"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:34, archived)
# So how long before you get paedos hanging about at these sites, knowing they'll get a steady stream of kids coming along?
BAN THIS NAOW
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:16, archived)
# or a black teen in America is arrested/shot for acting suspicious near a neighbours property
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:26, archived)
# or gangs realise it's an easy way to collect iphones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)
# WOOOOORLDSTAR
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:28, archived)
# That's already happened. How unexpected.
gizmodo.com/armed-robbers-used-pokemon-go-to-find-9-victims-1783416898
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:39, archived)
# Trump's the right man to resolve all this racial tension
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)
# And that one's a worry too
kotaku.com/pokemon-go-could-be-a-death-sentence-for-a-black-man-1783388743
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:41, archived)
# Open Carry for all PG players could be the answer
Also the six year old could defend themselves against anyone who looks like a nonce
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:48, archived)
# Always has been peados hanging around Westminster
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)
# There was a situation at the Hasbro headquarters recently.
They had a supply shortage of the right kind of flour for their Play-Doh product. So they called in their top R&D scientists to find a solution. They had a number of ideas. Derek suggested sand - too coarse. Mary suggested chalk - not absorbent enough. Philip suggested other plant products. Brilliant! So they examined other plants to see what would make the perfect flour. Carrots were okay. Potatoes had potential. But the humble sweet pea seemed to have all the right properties. Philip, being the one who thought of it, got to take it to the Hasbro board of directors. He gave a really passionate speech supporting the reformulation and even a suitable renaming, sure that it could work as a viable flour substitute. Eventually, one of the directors said "Wow, that Pea-Doh Phil has a lot of convictions."

The minutes of the meeting got leaked and Philip is now suing the company for libel and emotional distress.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:33, archived)
# It wants to peek-at-you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:43, archived)
# Actually this is already happening:
Although, it's enterprising muggers dropping a pokemone lure which tells local games where it is ...the gamers turn up and get mugged at gunpoint :)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/07/10/teen_thugs_lure_rob_pokemon_go_gamers/
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:52, archived)
# Similar is happening...
www.theregister.co.uk/2016/07/10/teen_thugs_lure_rob_pokemon_go_gamers/

edit: mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:53, archived)
# why would they lure rob? is he a paedo?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:46, archived)
# Very good
but I don't like the look of that flasher approaching from the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:58, archived)
# He may not be a flasher. He may just enjoy walking at jaunty angles.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Carrots
Carrot top, sides, and bottoms


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(AyeRight, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 23:49, archived)
# you're sick, you know that?
some things just shouldn't be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:09, archived)
#
Why thank you, kind sir. He is the carroty Messiah and ye shall bow down before him.
(AyeRight, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:08, archived)
# Simply Veg? Here's some new legs for him too?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:10, archived)
# See, EU regulations banned this sick filth
Thanks to Brexit, Britain will be flooded with rude vegetables. The Daily Mail will implode, though, which is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:53, archived)
# Could I take this opportunity to shout "MARROWS!"? No? Oh....goodbye, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Kunte Karote

(m.auron, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 20:25, archived)
# they're stalks, not roots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 20:32, archived)
# Andy looks happy with his trophy tonight!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 22:11, archived)
# Shafted his opponent.
(/'>Barry Manillow, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] arrot
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 16:44, archived)
# omg new icons
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 17:12, archived)
# Who died?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 18:59, archived)
# 93,706 users who didn't post much
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 20:29, archived)
# shush
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:27, archived)
# 93,705
(Brian Large and on the whole, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:30, archived)
# teeny carrot!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 21:01, archived)
# Did this last week
I know it's out of date tae fuck, but you get the idea......



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(AyeRight, Sun 10 Jul 2016, 15:27, archived)

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