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# So Maggie might be going on the new £50 note

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:12, archived)
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Pete Docherty fucking the queen up the arse should be the only image required on any note.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:14, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
snakes-on-a-plane
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 16:50, archived)
# *pulls cord*
"There's a snake on my plane!"
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 17:04, archived)
# don't forget the prequel...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:24, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 Oct 2018, 10:08, archived)
# I had snacks on a plane once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 18:08, archived)
# Oooh, look at Mr. Moneybags over there
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:38, archived)
# sorry


Click for bigger (245 kb)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 19:03, archived)
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(97800, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 19:09, archived)
# the apex of your work in the genre, the tipp-Ex cellent
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 20:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 19:12, archived)
# four legged freaks
(ozof, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 20:30, archived)
# taste of a woman
(ozof, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 6:16, archived)
# la mamba
(ozof, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 6:18, archived)
# my left ventrolateral keel
(ozof, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 7:19, archived)
# tsk
(ozof, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Job's off lads

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 14:40, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 15:48, archived)
# You were only supposed to silence the bloody infighting in your own party
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 16:06, archived)
#
arf
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 16:11, archived)
# "blow the bluddy bores off"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 16:51, archived)
# The coach on the cliff edge at the end is quite symbolic
What the great idea is to end this nightmare god only knows.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 16:33, archived)
# Probably the same thing that ended feudalism.
The plague.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 18:26, archived)
# You looking forward to April?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 16:48, archived)
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There's a McFadden's Cold War vibe in the top half.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 17:15, archived)
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Curious how they managed to do the job in 1969 - a few years before the UK joined the EC and decades before the EU was formed.
(champagnerocker, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 17:45, archived)
# It was all filmed in pinewood studios
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 19:48, archived)
# when the human population was half what it is now and far fewer people/businesses passed daily through Dover
also, it was a make believe film, they didn't actually "manage it"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 21:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] And the academy award for best makeup goes to
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 18 Oct 2018, 12:11, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 13:09, archived)
# Shit that's scary!
Clickty
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I ate a hot dog... It tasted real good..........Then I watched a movie From Hollywood...

This one's for you, Frank Zappa! - R.I.P. ;7[-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 2:01, archived)
# FRUNOBULAX
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 18:09, archived)
# o/\o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 4:22, archived)
# Danny Dyer to front new BBC history series
(JauntyArt, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 23:10, archived)
# I hope he does a Lucy Worsley and gets the dressing up box out
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Feed Me
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 21:58, archived)
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like. yes i do.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 22:25, archived)
# Inconceivable!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 22:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 5:37, archived)
#


Click for bigger (168 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 18 Oct 2018, 7:19, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 22:42, archived)
# Gravemind is looking well
(97800, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] *Stabby*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 18:16, archived)
# haha, school's out!
I was thinking of a 'Rear Window / Goatse' idea earlier, but thought it might not go down very well?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 18:23, archived)
# It would go down very well, actually
down the naughty step ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 19:04, archived)
# HA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 19:04, archived)
# Ahem.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 6:31, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm..ok..oh..i think..yes.. Ob3tuaries it is then.
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 16:33, archived)
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"What do you mean I am playing football with a man's head? I WILL NOT HEAR SUCH FLAGRANT LIES. Oh this? It's a new calf workout my personal trainer has devised."
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 17 Oct 2018, 16:55, archived)
# I don't even know of this man... he is a nobody! get it? a no body!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 17:30, archived)
# Tut tut
don't get ahead of yourself now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 19:05, archived)
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You've really stuck your neck out on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 17 Oct 2018, 19:22, archived)
# That's how I roll
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] "I MUST HAVE SOME BOOZE! I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE!!"
(Scumbrian like eh, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 16:27, archived)
# WIN A FREE BOTTLE OF ANTI-FREEZE!
First person to spot the mistake....
(Scumbrian like eh, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 18:04, archived)
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The Doctor isn't holding a screwdriver?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 18:48, archived)
# EEht Uhhhh
(Scumbrian like eh, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 20:02, archived)
# it's foot is floating in mid air rather than resting on the ground
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 20:56, archived)
# It's a supernatural clown, what do you expect :)
(Scumbrian like eh, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Made this one a couple of weeks back ( Mine contains more Withnail )

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 18:15, archived)
# I did a bindun
The anti-freeze is on it's way to you.
(Scumbrian like eh, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 20:02, archived)
# doh!
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 17 Oct 2018, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Tempted to do the clown but alas, twas not to be.
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 15:35, archived)
# Highmore is a great name for a child star, well not exactly but it will suit him in 10 or so years when he's all washed up and fucked on coke
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 15:40, archived)
# agreed, shame it's not "Charlie Highmore"
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 15:45, archived)
# I'm pretty sure there's a drug called Freddie, someone sold me some once at a party, it was shaped like a frog
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 20:53, archived)
# I thought that was a chocolate bar. Good grief I feel old some days.
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 8:31, archived)
# well yeah it did taste of chocolate now I come to think of it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 16:52, archived)
# The Great Dagobah Bake Off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "Gee Thaanks Dorothy!"


(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
would have
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Oct 2018, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I was working in the lab late one night...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 13:08, archived)
# Love it!
clicks like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Or old 'Popp-eyes', as the kids know her?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 11:56, archived)
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Dear Scary,
Sorry about your stroke. Get well soon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:14, archived)
# Ah, this reminds me of the 'Scary Mary' trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] if only saga were a movie already
(ozof, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] scraping the bucket now...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 11:06, archived)
# Awe(grue)some
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 11:55, archived)
# Kill 'em all....I hate those toys!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:15, archived)
# And Godzuuuuuuki!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] It was all downhill after Mary Poppins Returns.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 3:13, archived)
# hehe
Does Van Dyke have a cameo in the new flick?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 11:09, archived)
# Apparently so.
Though not necessarily as Mr Freeze. β€œYou ain’t puttin’ me in the cooler, gor blimey!”
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 11:53, archived)
# Int' trailer
he's reprising the bank boss, only he needs less aging makeup nowadays...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 2:02, archived)
# Maybe even a Marvel-style CGI de-aging
Cos isn’t he, like, 90-something now?
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 11:26, archived)

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