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[challenge entry] laser are tech, it has laser targeting honest.


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(pintofsimilar, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] taking the aggro out of walking


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(pintofsimilar, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 14:58, archived)
# Comp up and running!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - TECHNOLOGY IN NATURE

We're giving the natural world an update and installing some new apps.
Show us technology in nature, spiders 3d printing their webs or easily searchable family trees. Let's 2.0 this mother(earth)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 14:09, archived)
# woo
(97800, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 22:37, archived)
#
Is that white bear icon Share Bear? SICK
(wizzer77, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Christmas is coming
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 11:52, archived)
# Hurrah!
Nosetinsels!

He could probably fit a large Xmas tree in his intergluteal cleft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 13:32, archived)
# PHOAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 14:00, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 13:45, archived)
# Season's Impeachings!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 14:05, archived)
# I like this and I might steal it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 14:10, archived)
# I hope that you do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Warhol
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 9:57, archived)
# haha!
Amazing :-) Also - don't get cocky
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 30 Nov 2018, 10:27, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 10:47, archived)
# Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 11:52, archived)
# That’s bananas!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 12:16, archived)
# Ha, well spotted.
I was a bit worried they were *ahem* coming in too fast.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 21:18, archived)
# This is indeed fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 14:00, archived)
# Wow this is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 16:25, archived)
# This gif makes John Williams' soundtrack play in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Imagine an animated gif here
because I can’t make it small enough to post and nothing else I’ve tried has worked. Gah!
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 8:49, archived)
# Put it on giphy and then just post a link to it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 8:52, archived)
# Success!
I owe you my gif.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 9:57, archived)
# Love it!
Worth the wait :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 10:28, archived)
# Thank you!
*blush*
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Lets face it, comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy! Ha ha ha, that's funny.
(patella, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 5:00, archived)
# Picasso's Hookers and blackjack period
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:18, archived)
#
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2116018
(97800, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:26, archived)
# topical post, robots in our midst, big knickers on the left and the rest just a brexit reaction
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 8:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Fascinating!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 1:36, archived)
# Spock laughing?
Vulcan malfunction
(patella, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 6:08, archived)
# He did in the pilot episode
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:37, archived)
#
highly illogical
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 11:48, archived)
# are they designing the twitter logo?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:18, archived)
#
feeling sexy blue plants ain't they
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 11:47, archived)
# As if Bosch isn't weird enough in itself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 14:01, archived)
#
-weird
+awesome
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Monet's "Marty Was Here - 1864"
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 1:07, archived)
# Back To The Past
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 1:37, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 3:14, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:19, archived)
# Great Scott!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:37, archived)
# This is heavy.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 17:14, archived)
# Back to the Cubist Period™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 14:02, archived)
# Sports Cheats
That'll learn 'em
(Scumbrian like eh, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 23:10, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
(97800, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 23:12, archived)
# Anyone who wears yellow shoes deserves that.
Jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 23:29, archived)
# 'Way to go, banana-heels!'
(97800, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 23:33, archived)
# "Even men with steel hearts
love to see a dog on the pitch"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 23:57, archived)
# Still rolling...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:39, archived)
# I can't believe how long it has been!
Anyways, here is a classic


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(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2018, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The Creation of Zed
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Stone me, you blew it up!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 21:00, archived)
# ha! fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 21:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 23:30, archived)
# Unexpected Aphrodite
Well, it don’t impress me!
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 6:36, archived)
#
no idea what this is about
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 1:41, archived)
# Zardoz
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:36, archived)
# ZARDOZ!!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 12:13, archived)
# o/‘
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 12:15, archived)
# Good stuff
I'm sure you had your fun shopping Connery's outfit on there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I had a good crack at it
(Scumbrian like eh, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 16:57, archived)
# XD :D XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 18:11, archived)
# :D
love the statue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 18:12, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 18:23, archived)
# Great idea and nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 18:49, archived)
# It is
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 19:26, archived)
# Cheers guys
I blame the lack of a Wacom
(Scumbrian like eh, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 20:25, archived)
# So did the woman who did the original makeover
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 14:06, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 20:26, archived)
# gj
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 5:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to the Brexit Debate, joining me this evening...

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 15:10, archived)
# Let the Wookiee win
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 15:16, archived)
# Hippies vs Skinheads
obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 18:13, archived)
# Your handy Bexit debate guide
(LokiMD, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:14, archived)
# think I'll go with Sky then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:25, archived)
# They are both holding invisible babies
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:36, archived)
# They were thrown out with the bathwater
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:42, archived)
# It should be on a compulsory and expensive subscription channel that doesn't show anything decent, to reflect the actual Brexit
Now here's something interesting for the Newsnight fans re: "Reverend Lynn".

twitter.com/antoniafrances/status/1068120540622319617
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:41, archived)
# it's utter madness now
Star Wars actress defends Brexit while in comedy priest disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:54, archived)
# It's like a random headline generator AI got hooked up to a Sunday Sport archive and set loose on reality
Perhaps the works of Charles Fort can become our new holy scriptures, providing guidance in an increasingly weird world.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 15:00, archived)
# Jinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 16:31, archived)
# I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you Twitter kids
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] We now go live to the studio...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:21, archived)
# no you're avoiding the question
no you are
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Relive all the classics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:23, archived)
# Heheh
Trying to think of tunes that fit the titles. Russian Collusion to the tune of Just an Illusion is the best I've come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:36, archived)
# Was originally going to try and tie them into actual songs, (Rush did a track called Witch Hunt, Bee Gees did More Than A Woman/Obama etc.), but hit a brick wall pretty quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:43, archived)
# oh Christ! The thought of Trump dressed up like one of Imagination is not something I had ever wanted in my head
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:09, archived)
# Haha!
Is that his sex face? Actually forget I said that.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:42, archived)
# What? No "China"?
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 17:36, archived)
# lol
I can't for the life of me work out what the point of this debate is supposed to be, if there's not going to be a 2nd referendum.

I think someone's put something in the drinking water at Westminster.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:33, archived)
# it's to win over the mps who will be voting
except they've all apparently already made their minds up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:36, archived)
# Really??
If only there was a big room somewhere, where they could all go and discuss it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:41, archived)
# It's all reality TV now, grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:49, archived)
# It's all bollocks is what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:56, archived)
# One-Eyed Willy concurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:59, archived)
# Eww. Great goolie execution
Which is not something I thought I would type today.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:20, archived)
# did you...?
are the Goolies, like...er, you know, a selfie ?
(davyclam, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 16:22, archived)
# Apart from the ones whose votes can be bought with special concessions, deals, grants, knighthoods and promotions
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:44, archived)
# Compo?
Spider-Man is real.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:52, archived)
# Brexit challenge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:54, archived)
# Oh...
...nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 16:05, archived)
# He's far more plausible than the myth of Brexit's Sunny Uplands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Not even close.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:09, archived)
# Now do the Venus de Milo out of mashed potato :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:23, archived)
# XD
This is amusing! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you all remember the signal?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 12:48, archived)
# \o/
Ha Ha Yes!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 12:50, archived)
# Haha!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:23, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:10, archived)
# Dirka
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 16:46, archived)
# lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 20:19, archived)
# Oh, PEDRO.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 20:27, archived)
# Hell oh!
*waves back*
(patella, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 5:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Metamorphosis of Xenomorph
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 10:19, archived)
# cleva
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 10:27, archived)
# Ooo this is creepy
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 10:27, archived)
# Love the details in this
Especially the ship
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 10:42, archived)
# there's a few more now, couldn't resist changing the back figures
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 10:54, archived)
# I think you mean “thanks”
Blimey it’s no wonder people don’t bother commenting
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 11:27, archived)
# What's got your knickers in a twist?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 11:47, archived)
# Ha!
I'd only noticed the main one. Just seen the Prometheus pants giant. Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 12:49, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 10:44, archived)
# likin' this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 11:01, archived)
# I like this
And I have click to show I like ths
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 11:02, archived)
# Did Happen
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 11:39, archived)
# top notch, ht!
(ozof, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 11:43, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 12:35, archived)
# Terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 12:43, archived)
# Fookinell - Nice work
(Scumbrian like eh, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:01, archived)
# Super-duper :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:08, archived)
# YES
(horrid, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:14, archived)
# Blimey.
That's something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:24, archived)
# Yikes
That's quite something
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 14:22, archived)
# jiminy!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 20:59, archived)
# So,
Metaxenomorphosis? :)

Byootifly dun
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 14:04, archived)
# great detail
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 5 Dec 2018, 11:40, archived)

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