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# This Brexit - swallow ya whole. L'il shakin', l'il tenderizin', down ya go.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:34, archived)
# We're gonna need another vote
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:53, archived)
# Farewell and adieu
To you fair Spanish ladies...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:11, archived)
# For we've received orders to sail back to Boston (Lincs).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 0:55, archived)
# nice Sh4RK
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 17:40, archived)
# Let us see how many fart jokes we can flood the board with
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:34, archived)
# hah. That's actually what I call my wife :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:28, archived)
# Yeah, I did not realize it was the actual name of a cartoon character when I made this.
So much for trying to come up with an original pun on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 17:04, archived)
# Don't try to come up with original puns on the internet, for god's sake!
Rob's still got his banhammer dangling loosely from his hand...
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 15 Feb 2019, 17:06, archived)
# Citizen Smith was all for free farting
Freedom for Tooting!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:54, archived)
# Rumble in the Bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 17:42, archived)
# He's only winded.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:13, archived)
# But why

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:31, archived)
# Because
SIENCE !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:41, archived)
# BUT WHY
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:36, archived)
# police shoot it with bullets
other people try axes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:26, archived)
# We'll have to use nuclear force.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 17:43, archived)
# IT'S ASTOUNDING!
BUT WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:30, archived)
# becoz fart joxe
twitter.com/b3ta/status/1096343603520118784
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:32, archived)
# wouldn't breaking it open make things worse?
(horrid, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:59, archived)
# But it would make things better ....eventually!
*votes 'destroy'*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:24, archived)
# Gas boob
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:49, archived)
# has the machine blown a gas tit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:02, archived)
# Sour milk of the Cosmic Mother
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 17:39, archived)
# BUTT why?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Bang
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 23:31, archived)
# I like this. A fucking lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 0:04, archived)
# This
Spot on.
(I_love_rachelswipe, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 9:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 7:15, archived)
# Very good
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:10, archived)
# :D like it
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:38, archived)
# Promo copy, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 18:29, archived)
# President simulator installed at the White House.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 14 Feb 2019, 23:21, archived)
# look at the footage of him at a rally, it looks like he's in front of a green screen
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 22:18, archived)
# wow !! great shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 22:43, archived)
# Thank you, Sir Twisted.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 23:53, archived)
# FP this NAO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 0:33, archived)
# Thank you, Sir Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 1:00, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 1:45, archived)
# Thank you, Sir mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 2:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 3:57, archived)
# Boiling pings
(97800, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:02, archived)
# I do like this
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ā˜¹ļøāžšŸš»āžšŸš½āžšŸ˜£āžšŸ’©āžšŸ§»āžšŸ˜, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 6:46, archived)
# please, you will need to speak up...
i cant hear you with all the bright light burning my retina
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:31, archived)
# Thank you, Sir candleziiiiiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Only a matter of time before the Leave campaign get in on the naked protesting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:50, archived)
# Shouldn't that be "Fortis Britannia" and "Brexit est Brexit"
(Cerberus64, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:53, archived)
# Externi ite domum
(or as some write it, Externes Eunt Domus)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:59, archived)
# JRM wouldn't go naked
His suit covers the seams in the "Hello, Fellow Humans" skinsuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:56, archived)
# I’d watch this
(JauntyArt, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] One night only
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 14 Feb 2019, 12:50, archived)
# He looks lovely!
Hello, everyone!

Would anyone like me to pass on a message of love? A passionate communiquƩ, perhaps, to that nice Mr. Manuel? Or a vinegar valentine, a witty rebuke to an ardent suitor?
(Cupid loves you all, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 15:55, archived)
# I'd like to send a message of love to everyone who has me on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:50, archived)
# HS2 - teh crazy train
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 17:49, archived)
# ha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 3:24, archived)
# It might very well be British Band, but I still have no idea
soz
(97800, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 10:56, archived)
# It's Tony Blair's student band from when he was at Neeps & Tatties polytechnic
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 11:23, archived)
# Oh, google has saved the day again
(97800, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 11:49, archived)
# French Moon Air
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Not totally political, but he likes to get involved, eh?
(Victor Victoria, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:17, archived)
# likes
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:05, archived)
# Purple Reign
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:24, archived)
# You dropped this: "will never".
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:38, archived)
# Coronation on the cards soon to distract from Brexit Armageddon
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:52, archived)
# Is this before or after the UK terror attack? My prediction is for mid March.
Hi, GCHQ! *waves*
(97800, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 22:19, archived)
# Brb, just trying to stop SO15 from kicking in my front door
(97800, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 22:36, archived)
# This comment deserves more recognition
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 18:39, archived)
# "Little white Fiat Uno"
top pic
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] possibly should have waited till Friday at 10pm


Click for bigger (218 kb)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] From the album "I named my dogs after leading Nazis",
its the Alan Clark Five with "Glad all Over (that i shagged her and both her daughters)"
(champagnerocker, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 18:42, archived)
# Just imagine the ego rush though!
Before it all goes wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] It's such a fine line between stupid and... clever.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 13 Feb 2019, 16:49, archived)
# the sustain - listen to it.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 17:55, archived)
# you could go have a bite and you'd still be hearing that one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 18:07, archived)
# He was in the House of Lords
Trufax.
(rogerzilla, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] im too brexit for this comp...
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 16:03, archived)
# im also too botox for the seams
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 16:04, archived)
# what cunt matching algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 16:44, archived)
#
lol
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 18:04, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:53, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:14, archived)
# new one looks a bit dark

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 15:32, archived)
# :) Frozen Thrones.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 13 Feb 2019, 17:07, archived)
# Yeah, you'll get that in winter with an outside toilet
(97800, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:20, archived)
# Is that Will Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 17:59, archived)
# Is Night Fliers any good?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 0:16, archived)
# The Physical Impossibility of Life in the Mind of Something Dead (2019)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 13 Feb 2019, 12:25, archived)
# If you can't beat them...
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 17:57, archived)

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