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[challenge entry] Astonishing contempt for... well... everyone.
Whatever your views on Brexit, Parliament deserves better.
May2019-02
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 9:49, archived)
# Aye
And Moggs says that the vote against a no-deal Brexit isn't legally binding and so should be ignored. However the outcome of the referendum wasn't legally binding, but he reckons it would be against all that's good and right to ignore that.

It's nice when you get to pick and choose like that.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 11:38, archived)
# Happy PI Day everyone!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 2:29, archived)
# Haha
This pleases me. Fucking horse.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 4:29, archived)
# Reminds me of...
...a pea from years ago

(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 6:45, archived)
# OMG!
:))
(, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 1:03, archived)
# 14.32019
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 7:05, archived)
#
November the 9th
Never remember.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 9:47, archived)
# that's a huge pi!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 13:20, archived)
# Hmm, leghorsegazy pie.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 8:43, archived)
# Tesco value pie
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 9:32, archived)
# haha yes!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 12:35, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 14:06, archived)
# 3.14159265359+horsemeat=okitsalittledifferentbutitstillseemslikeyoucopiedme
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:40, archived)
# Hooray!
Ever seen 'The Robot'? Awesome Bollywood flick!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 1:05, archived)
# yay!
Ever seen Bollywood? Awesome Bollywood.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The Matterporn
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:27, archived)
# A spurting tip, indeed.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 8:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Chris the Redeemer
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:08, archived)
# Supermarket saviour
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 9:37, archived)
# lolz
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 14:32, archived)
# Chris you twat!
(, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 13:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:09, archived)
#
(mod edit: 1 reply per established member of a thriving online community is sufficient)
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:15, archived)
# ugh!
I happen to have a 'B3ta Gold' membership
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:21, archived)
# Oh....you bought the pants!...How are they?! ^___^
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:22, archived)
# GREAT
BUT THE POCKETS WERE FULL OF PACT COFFEE
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 0:49, archived)
# Packed with Pact?!....How rare.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 2:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 2:11, archived)
# haha! have-a-smoke-to-drink
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 2:18, archived)
# Market it to hipsters as "smoked danger coffee".
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 15:22, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 15:41, archived)
# Haha brilliant
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 15:41, archived)
# I ain't fallin' for no rubberhorse!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:10, archived)
#
(mod edit; 1 reply per established member of a thriving online community is sufficient)
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:16, archived)
# I ain't fallin' for no rubber hose in the tailpipe!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 2:08, archived)
# Brought to you by tesco
No doubt
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:18, archived)
# HINt...HINt....*
*picture of dog* Pedro tattoo*coff*
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:21, archived)
# I thought that was Elton John
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:24, archived)
# That is the famous PEDROHIN; International Playboy/Chihuahua
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:43, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!!!!!!!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:49, archived)
# ^ This
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 15:40, archived)
# Oh SHIT
The eyes.... the eyes
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:51, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 0:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 0:52, archived)
#
Best Horse Ever.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 2:07, archived)
# You gotta FP the P out of this P right now!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 8:43, archived)
# {:-D
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 0:44, archived)
# Pedro thanks you for the support of his horse meat franchise.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 2:10, archived)
# It's no scabby donkey between two bread vans...
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:39, archived)
# Haha! I had to look that up on the googles.
You must be starving!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 19:40, archived)
# I'm not too bad,
just had a dermatitic pony in the back of an Ocado van...
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Ayers Cock
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:03, archived)
# Pam Ayers?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:11, archived)
# you’re thinking of gran’s canyon
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 10:32, archived)
# or maybe sue’s canal
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 10:33, archived)
# Touch Mahole?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 12:24, archived)
# A cock having a piss
Like a dog
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Notre Damme
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 21:53, archived)
# Quote from the man himself
“I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too”
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 22:43, archived)
# So he's not just a big dummy, eh?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 22:51, archived)
# And clouds.
So many clouds.

Not that we'd be able to appreciate such a sight as we'd all be passing out or dodging falling birds/planes.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 22:53, archived)
# Oh FUCK
Teh skieees iz broke
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:16, archived)
# To be fair,
I only recently found out that you wouldn't just burst in a vacuum. Arnie lied.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:05, archived)
# does the boiling happen too fast?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:07, archived)
# What about balloons?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:12, archived)
# Or helicopters
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:16, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Bob, so much hope
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] There's something in the fog.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 21:29, archived)
# I am amused by this image.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 8:45, archived)
# men of the people.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 15:26, archived)
# Beer hall putzes
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:54, archived)
# That's from the Farage playbook
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 18:09, archived)
# They'll give those bloody elites what for.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't ask. Just... don't.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 14:29, archived)
# Yay!
Pit them against the Flumps and you'd have a football match I'd actually want to watch :)
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 15:57, archived)
# The stadium would be litter free at the end as well :-)
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 17:06, archived)
# Didn't know they were Japanese...!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 17:11, archived)
# Japanese? Or turning Japanese?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 18:48, archived)
# Again
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:26, archived)
# point taken
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:40, archived)
# If you carry on I will be forced to keep clicking
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 19:08, archived)
# How about the Chimps Elysee...?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 19:17, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 21:32, archived)
# Playing political games.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 13:39, archived)
# Genius!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 14:05, archived)
#
From a different camera perspective, the EU remains steadfast whereas the UK government does all the wobbling and banging upon itself.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 14:14, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 14:28, archived)
# Very good!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 15:21, archived)
# Excellent
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 15:57, archived)
# Wow!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:25, archived)
# Good
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 17:44, archived)
# Bravo
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 18:04, archived)
# Very well done.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 21:33, archived)
# Wizzer.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 22:24, archived)
# Bu-Wah!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:18, archived)
# Lovely
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 9:13, archived)
# Great
But I was just expecting the UK to swirl around the hole at the end for a considerably long time.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 12:11, archived)
# sunday afternoon


(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 11:13, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 12:24, archived)
# Splendid stuff :)
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 13:36, archived)
# Haha!
Epic
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 15:21, archived)
# Amusing,
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 17:11, archived)
# That was in the early days
I'd imagine the many galaxy-wide wars since then (including the Time Wars) didn't help the Skaro Tripadvisor reviews a great deal.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 18:11, archived)
# Or the destruction of the planet, I suppose...
(I'm not even close to being a Whovian, BTW...)
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 19:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 17:28, archived)
# hahaH great wall of Chins lol
Compo it
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the Golden Gate Bridle
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 10:18, archived)
# If they made this I am sure some horse owners would actually buy it.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 10:58, archived)
# A far from extensive search says it hasn't been made before
*quits job*
*enrols on bridle-design course*
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 11:33, archived)
# That works remarkably well

for the discerning horse
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 14:00, archived)
# Did someone say 'horse'?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 14:41, archived)
# Whores
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 15:02, archived)
# ...
...oh

:(
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 15:19, archived)
# Why the long bridge?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Elvis Island
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:13, archived)
# there's a beating heart inside that statue it's well creepy
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 3:14, archived)
# They say that, at night, when she starts moving, you can see her moving until she stops moving.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 3:37, archived)
# if you look away... you can't see her
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 3:41, archived)
# But but... I'll know.
I'll know.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 9:43, archived)
# You Are
Erwin Schrodinger AICMFP.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 11:54, archived)
# You'll only be able to be certain of that if you measure me but there's no way to know if you measured me or if you measured my measurement.


What?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:16, archived)
# Constantly voguing...
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 3:42, archived)
# Constantly.
Until the end of time.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 9:46, archived)
# I heard she smells like fish inside.
I believe it.
Possibly a secret tunnel.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 10:47, archived)
# Is that a trailer park at the feet of Lady Liberty though?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 14:01, archived)
# Free admission for girls under 15.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 15:09, archived)
# *checks the time*
Give me a fucking carrot!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:35, archived)
# I get it*
*not really
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:46, archived)
# Just making sure it was close enough to gay shift.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:55, archived)
# <3
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:14, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:15, archived)
# chewbacca-cock-a
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:17, archived)
# Chewcocka
Ha ha ha....
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:21, archived)
# Why does this remind me of mofaha and you?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:23, archived)
# 'Mofaha & Me' was a hit Nick At Night series
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:27, archived)
# s+hit
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 0:02, archived)
# Fatty and thinny went to bed
Fatty rolled over and thinny was dead.
FUCK
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:29, archived)
# I thought it was:
Fat and Skinny
Went to bed....
mofaha rolled over
and Pedro was dead.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 0:04, archived)
# I am the skinny one, yes
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 0:09, archived)
# See that fat horse
That’s you that is. That’s you after being on a diet for a year.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 0:24, archived)
# The voice of reason
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 1:23, archived)
# And the reason of a voice
History today should be brought back.
“See that Donald Trumps hair”
“I am aware of it”
“That’s your mums pubes that is”
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 1:48, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 0:23, archived)
# This is a thing of rare beauty my friend
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 1:22, archived)
# Awww, bless!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 1:33, archived)
# I solemnly declare that these horses are 50% more horses than the leading competitive brand of horse based horses.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 9:44, archived)
# *may contain horses
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 10:47, archived)
# Woah! Toats unexpected horse content!!
What is it? Some kind of Tesco burger or what?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:18, archived)
# Did You Know...
Those actually started out as the same horse?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 14:43, archived)
# That makes them even purer on the Whinny-Neigh scale of horse calibration.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:18, archived)
# Body dishorseia is an awful condition.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 14:41, archived)
# But for which horse? Dis horse here or some other horse?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:21, archived)
# These are the nightmares of two horses who suffer from the condition.
Filtered through the brain of a highly trained chihuahua.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 20:20, archived)
# Yet Another Unrealistic Standard for Horses to Live Up To
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 20:10, archived)
# Need to reel it back a bit, right?

(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 20:18, archived)
# I think they've fared pretty well, considering...
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 21:10, archived)
#
horz drug
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 23:29, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 0:54, archived)
# "Sorry sir, we only have regular carrots, the kind you eat"
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The Great Barrier Beef
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 17:43, archived)
# FLAME OF OOMÔÔN
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 20:06, archived)
# Darker tomorrow.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 16:35, archived)
# Toady Nips?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 17:05, archived)
# Sandpit Yo
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 17:48, archived)
# Soapy Dint
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 18:54, archived)
# Spiny Toad
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 19:06, archived)
# Yoda Pints
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 19:52, archived)
# Any Do Tips
?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:56, archived)
# anti semantic ism
obvs
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:19, archived)
# Painty Sod
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:21, archived)
# snidy toap
 
morelike
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 3:41, archived)
# Alright, kenneth grahame
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 19:43, archived)
# alt: Alright, C.M.O.T. Dibbler
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 19:54, archived)
# *something about Yids*
/Jeremy

Jeremy MSM, obviously
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 17:27, archived)
# Oh no I didn't
Panto Yids ?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 17:35, archived)
# Blackadder 1
The Jumping Jews of Jerusalem, probably
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 17:36, archived)
# Billy Pierce
was all we got at the Alhambra.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 17:44, archived)
#
Pierce Mays
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 20:03, archived)
# Bit Nippy Out.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:22, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 15:11, archived)
# haha nicely
...and welcome. You can check out any time you want...
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 15:45, archived)
#
Ta :)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 16:43, archived)
# come back in about 10 years
to get some form of "epic lurkage" comment
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 17:01, archived)
# epic lurkage
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 17:14, archived)
# Welcome, user 98117!
Fucking hell, at this rate we'll hit the 100,000th user in about 2135. I wonder whose comedy account it will be...
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 17:28, archived)
# Whichever one of us makes the time machine first.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 17:49, archived)
# I said that 5 years ago
just now
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 18:05, archived)
# Bindun
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 19:41, archived)
# will have bindun
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 19:55, archived)
# The day before tomorrow.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:24, archived)
# or the day after yesterday
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:59, archived)
# O_o whoa....yeah.....
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 0:07, archived)
# That like, totally woahs my neigh.. man.. like horsely.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:19, archived)
# 95% of the new people that sign up now are essay writing bots.
Thank god that selecting all images with storefronts is keeping us safe, eh?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 20:08, archived)
# Looks nothing like Blackpool
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 18:21, archived)
# Work the black seam.
Jusssayin
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] more inanity

(30% weaker than plankton's)
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 3:55, archived)

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