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(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 3:26, archived)
# Hooray!!
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 3:28, archived)
#
yeah boo-oy!! \o/
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 3:55, archived)
# It's always tits with you...
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 3:36, archived)
#
I like tits...
a lot...
a lot a lot a lot
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 3:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 4:04, archived)
#

(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 5:17, archived)
# :D
I like his subconscious motorboat reflex
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 9:59, archived)
# Blue Beans can't dance.
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 18:57, archived)
# Cha !
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 8:29, archived)
#
inorite
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 19:05, archived)
# boris loves his bairns
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 23:25, archived)
# think I'll fp this bad boy :)
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 0:31, archived)
# You, you're a MOD?
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 1:04, archived)
#
âš‘
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 4:59, archived)
# Relevant:
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 9:10, archived)
# Wait! So Mofaha's a 'she'?
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 11:52, archived)
# sexy sexy laydee
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 12:30, archived)
#
She's a mod, she's a mod, she's a mod, yeah yeah yeah yeah
She's a mod, she's a mod, yeah yeah
She's a mod, she's a mod
She won't change anymore
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 13:35, archived)
# mofaha has throbbing mod power now
THROBBING

MOD

power.
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 21:17, archived)
# Totally PM material...
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 9:26, archived)
# Superb
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 15:47, archived)
# "8 bottles of Bollinger"
£1.49
(, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 19:25, archived)
# Smokey stringfellow
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 19:26, archived)
#
Correct! Well done.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 21:49, archived)
# Jean-Christophe Le Saoût
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 19:38, archived)
# Wax Bygraves
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 19:42, archived)
# John Wick
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 19:54, archived)
# oh, right
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 20:07, archived)
# Did I win?
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 20:16, archived)
# No-one wins really, if you think about it
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 20:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 20:20, archived)
# NOW GO AND REST OUR
HEROES !
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 20:25, archived)
# OMG I love maxresdefault.jpg!
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 21:15, archived)
# heh
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 0:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 21:51, archived)
# !
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 3:32, archived)
# Jack Be Nimble!!
I finally got one!!!1!
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 20:14, archived)
# You slimy loser.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 23:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 23:20, archived)
# You're dirty.
But I LIKE you.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 23:25, archived)
# why have you done this?
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 0:28, archived)
# :)) *whistles innocently*

(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 1:07, archived)
# A severe case of slight foot.
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 21:22, archived)
# They can still hold a cigarette
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 22:03, archived)
# Smokey Robinson
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 20:16, archived)
# Candleless Bergen
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 21:09, archived)
# Seems to me like your lived your life like a candle in the wind
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 21:09, archived)
#
Your car got burned out long ago. You’re legend never did.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 21:55, archived)
# in r hart'z
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 22:07, archived)
# Wipe that merc off your face
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 23:16, archived)
# Breezy Extinguisher©.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 23:16, archived)
# The Meltrix!
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 10:38, archived)
# Rumours are spreading about their testicular status
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 10:59, archived)
# Boris has only got one ball
Michael has two but very small
Jeremy's are both clear parodies
While poor old Javid has no balls at all
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 11:07, archived)
# Gazza vs Tim Roth
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 13:57, archived)
# I was just about
to say something similar about Gazza.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 16:05, archived)
# Turtle power
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 19:25, archived)
# Heroes in a half ass.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 23:17, archived)
# Cheap shot...
... what do your Jewish mates think of that?
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 17:11, archived)
# NAZI’s HAD INVISIBLE TELEPHONE!
:o wow
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 20:03, archived)
# Typo:
"ot" should read "of"
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 22:09, archived)
# Thanks!
...can't be arsed fixing tho, would have to open up the Daily Mail again...
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] hello b3ta... been a little while
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 10:34, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 11:52, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
class .
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 12:04, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Classic B3ta
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 12:42, archived)
# Most excellent
:)
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 18:53, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 21:55, archived)
# whoosh!
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 21:56, archived)
# Well wicked.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 23:18, archived)
# superb stuff!
Old skool as the kids no longer say!
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 0:01, archived)
# this is a thing of beauty
(, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Jan Leeming
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 23:14, archived)
# chortle
-click-
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 23:48, archived)
# Oh no!
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 1:41, archived)
# HAHA
lovely work
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 9:28, archived)
# Yes!
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 10:24, archived)
# I remember this level
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 18:54, archived)
# excellent
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 20:55, archived)
# Well good and that.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Carry on then
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:50, archived)
# KirkandBonesnodateachother.GIF
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:59, archived)
# Lo siento, no entiendo lo que dices.
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 21:05, archived)
# No hablo spanishio
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 21:09, archived)
# Oh, ah!
i feel dumb now
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 21:12, archived)
#
+er
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:36, archived)
# Closed for deletion more like
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:42, archived)
# Lol, the entire site archive has been removed
This is it, rob's about to pull the plug
It's been emotional
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:46, archived)
# Wow, they were there this afternoon.
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 21:41, archived)
# It was all there at 7pm too
apparently the quick bit of maintenance tonight involved scrubbing all the hard disks clean
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 21:46, archived)
# It appears the archives are missing
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:48, archived)
# Ya, what you said!
fook
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:49, archived)
# b3tards died
R.I.P.
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:49, archived)
# It's Baaaack!
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 21:03, archived)
#
still a bit broken
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 21:48, archived)
# What's broke?
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 21:55, archived)
# If you click 'more' on an archived post, it's blank
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 21:58, archived)
# https://b3ta.com/board/any number here
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:10, archived)
# Can you try it now
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:17, archived)
# It's working
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:18, archived)
# The image is there, but the replies aren't
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:21, archived)
# Hmm I'll look in the morning
It's all still there, just not getting displayed
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:37, archived)
# It once again fixed
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 19:57, archived)
# I still can't see any posts by my previous account.
Thank goodness I screengrabbed all the Pato Banton puns first.
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:25, archived)
# I was looking for stuj's sleeve eagle post earlier, forgot that he's been eradicated too, every trace :'(
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:56, archived)
# Also can't preview a post.
Also, also, also..

highlight new posts doesn't work anymore, but that's been broke for a while

But, I can edit a post or reply again. That was broken for better than a week I think
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:11, archived)
# Highlight posts and navkeys don't work in firefox anyway
unless I'm missing something...
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:16, archived)
# I think navkeys are working now
Some of them depend on the highlighting, which also works
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 21:26, archived)
# I see new post highlights has been fixed. Thanks!
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 21:51, archived)
# Yes, they work in Chrome, but they've never worked in Firefox
They still don't.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 23:26, archived)
# Also none of my posts are displayed on the FP
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:17, archived)
# So weird
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:20, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:32, archived)
# Is that just on this board?
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:20, archived)
# I don't know. I never go to /everybody_listen_to_me or /look_what_i_found :)
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:33, archived)
# For you, I'll get it working.
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:38, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 23:50, archived)
# Also, tags are still not auto-closed.
If anyone feels like being silly and getting banned, that is.
For example
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:46, archived)
# And close
 
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:47, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 23:17, archived)
# It is great fun being able to strikey-g the entire talk board tbh
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 23:25, archived)
# The reason for the change is that the site has moved to use PHP7
Which is great for it's future, but God does it break things in the short term
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 1:31, archived)
# I had a customer freaking out about emails from their their hosting company RE: removing PHP 5 and replacing it with PHP 7.
The guy who designed the page 15 years ago was an in-house automation engineer who had just left the company over the Winter.

I don't do webby stuff, but told them I would look at it anyway.

Turns out their entire site is static HTML & everything including pages & images, could fit on a single floppy disk.

*laugh-cry-emoji*
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 15:50, archived)
# Ha
At least you can claim to move to PHP7 and still get paid.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 22:08, archived)
# FOUND THE SNITCH
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 20:33, archived)
# duummm dummm... duuuummm duum... duuummmmm dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dummmmmmmm dummmm
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 18:25, archived)
# For what we are about to receive, may the Lord have mercy on our souls
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 18:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 18:47, archived)
# he doesn't give a monkey's
just a game to him


nice work by the way ;-)
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 19:16, archived)
# Having two right arms adds to the terror
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 19:23, archived)
# fuck
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 19:23, archived)
# Jinx! 1 2 3 4 ...
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 19:26, archived)
# Joke's on you, frostbite took my thumbs years ago
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 19:32, archived)
# who's got two thumbs and suffered frostbite? not you.
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 19:46, archived)
#
not you. SHAFT
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 19:50, archived)
# right arm!
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:40, archived)
# Shut yo mouth!
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:53, archived)
# All I want for christmas is my two right hands
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 19:23, archived)
# It’s impossible to hold a saw like that...unless he’s an alien or something.
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:47, archived)
#
It's even more impossible these days to find a shirt with one long sleeve and the other short.
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:54, archived)
# just need to...
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 6:25, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] the choice between a kick in the nads or a brick in the face
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 17:24, archived)
# Nobody is laughing because that day comes soon.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 30 Jun 2019, 14:13, archived)
# Wew lads, its been a minute
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 15:25, archived)
# Never mind brown
Hurrah for the Black Shirts!
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 19:05, archived)
# love the MAGA logo!
Probably too subtle though - maybe thin out the thin bars further?
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 19:31, archived)
# You do know that the brown shirt was replaced by the red cap, and that they were never worn together, right?
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 19:49, archived)
# nice sleevemaga
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 19:56, archived)
# Thanks, mateyplops!
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:02, archived)
# ^yeah...right?!! \o
(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] the perils of ebay



(, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 14:41, archived)

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