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[challenge entry] SHARK!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 11:50, archived)
# MDGA
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# BAWS
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#
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# ARBYS
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# UTZ
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# I just ate [girlface]UTZ pretzels a couple of days ago
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# 5 more days until she comes for you
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 21:16, archived)
# haha, oh shit!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 21:35, archived)
# “You’re gonna need a bigger vote.”
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 18:57, archived)
# Well, you're not gonna find a bigger scrote
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Saving Private Beaches II
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 10:54, archived)
# Time for some real art
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 3:07, archived)
# OH ET YOU'RE SO BIG
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 3:44, archived)
# E.T. You're So Big!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 6:33, archived)
# Whoah!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 15:43, archived)
# DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 5:07, archived)
# :D .....rip B3tards
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 15:46, archived)
# Yay ! Not nearly enough robots around here latley .

(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 21:36, archived)
# I know, right?!?
...or whatever it is the kids and hockey-moms are saying these days
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 20:37, archived)
# she has crabs ;)
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 20:47, archived)
# Well let us not be to judgemental about this
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 21:40, archived)
# Oh, make no mistake. She sells them for a very fair price!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 21:48, archived)
# Mmmmm...crabs...!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 22:20, archived)
# Forget the crabs,
Check out her conch!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 23:55, archived)
# Fucking Shell! O_O
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 23:58, archived)
# Delicious and reasonably-priced crabs!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 1:00, archived)
# Sounds fishy!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 1:05, archived)
# Follow your nose LOLs
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 1:10, archived)
# DIIIIIIIVE!!!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 1:23, archived)
# *Places album in the prog rock section*
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 20:56, archived)
# Haha yes
Buys and rushes home...............
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 21:44, archived)
# Th inner gatefold is HOT!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 22:22, archived)
# Riker walks on water? He is the messiah?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 21:36, archived)
# Holodeck.
It's all an illusion.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 22:18, archived)
# Unbeliever!
*smites*
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 23:02, archived)
# WeΚΎll fix the fucker...
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 21:49, archived)
# Fuck'er good we will.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 22:22, archived)
# Make it so. Full impulse. Watch your trajectory through the wormhole.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 22:52, archived)
# Engage!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 0:00, archived)
# He has several holodeck programs like that
This one is only 7 of 9.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 23:00, archived)
# Cor!
I can't wait to see the next generation.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 0:00, archived)
# ugh
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 0:01, archived)
# This is the greatest image in the history of this site
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 0:54, archived)
# Ha ha....
...I don't agree.
Nutmeat did one that was far better. ;D
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 1:05, archived)
# Link please
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#
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# Impossible burger
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 4:06, archived)
# So wrong.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 5:09, archived)
# That made me think of something...
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 21:02, archived)
# Lost :'(
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 5:22, archived)
# You have to keep an eye on Unclepills. Trying to capitalise on your patented 1960's Batman work
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 2:01, archived)
# I don't own any intellectual properties of Batman, Pedro.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 5:12, archived)
[challenge entry] How about this one?
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 6:39, archived)
# That water is a bit close
Are Borg implants safe to get wet?
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 11:22, archived)
# Again..it's just an illusion.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 19:00, archived)
# I always felt sorry for whoever had to clean the holodecks...
...when the holograms disappear and the real stuff stays behind
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 20:12, archived)
# Can you do 12 and make a calendar?
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 18:08, archived)
# I'm liking this one....a lot! :)
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 18:58, archived)
# Tits
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# Holy Tits!!!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 1:22, archived)
# I can't see
her clam :|
(, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 15:11, archived)
# Yes... I would like to see that as well.
(, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Red Rum
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 19:58, archived)
# :D
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# Nice
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# Excellent!
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# Super
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# Good.
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# Yay!
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#
Perfect!
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# Brilliant!!
Welcome aboard, keep this up!! :)
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 21:26, archived)
# Excellent
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[challenge entry] When do the girls get a turn?
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# Bullseye!
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# Nice!
-click-
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# Ohhh very good :)
(, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Hollywood is soooo bracing!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The Lib Dems

Featuring Tim Farron, Vince Cable, Nick Clegg and the other one.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] You've left us up to our necks in it.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't be dartht, protect yourself from harmful rays
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 12:24, archived)
# Morning!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 9:02, archived)
# Good mornin..
err, umm, aftern.... no, ummm, evening! :D
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 20:33, archived)
# Night!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 21:33, archived)
# Good bear! Brushing in the morning AND at bedtime is a healthy habit.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 22:06, archived)
# Eats, flosses and cleans
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# Trash talk
I like it
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 23:53, archived)
# Afternoon...(?)
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 22:24, archived)
# Clearly you are not on PBST
Panda Bear Summer Time best of all the Panda Bear times
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 23:06, archived)
# Why is he chewing on a glow stick?...*runs*
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Earning some peak-season bucks
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 2:28, archived)
# I can accept that Shrek's swamp gets full of fairytale creatures.
I can accept that Fiona turns into an ogre at night.
I can even accept that somehow the Dragon and Donkey have kids.

But how the fuck does Donkey expect to make waffles tomorrow?
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# he has HOOVES
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# where do they even get the butter? they're both male
does donkey go out early in the morning and start milking fairies?
i need answers, people.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:06, archived)
# i mean the only thing that makes sense is if they use eggs
because presumably they have a golden goose
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:07, archived)
# put yourself in the position of the necessary mammal(s):
you've just been captured by the Duloc equivalent of ICE and deported to some random-ass swamp, and now this donkey just comes to you early in the morning and is like "I need to make waffles for the guy who lives here" and you happen to be lactating for whatever reason.
You're like "Yeah ok here's some milk and a little extra to make butter with"
IS THAT FUCKING LIKELY? NO
HOW DOES DONKEY MAKE WAFFLES
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# Does Chris Crocker still do the voice of the donkey?
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# jesus is that guy still alive
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# Jesus? I, I'm not sure. He like died, then like, came back to life. Then he floated to the sky and said he'd be back
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:28, archived)
# No Pedro, we've talked about this. That was your balloon.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:58, archived)
# Oh :(
Good morning
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 5:01, archived)
# Oh, OHHH! ...Chris!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:30, archived)
# OMG, his whole twitter feed is like pornhub
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# oh....
the disappointing thing is that i'd totally do him
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# i mean he'd have to either pay me or do it for free and give me an orgasm
but i'd do it
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# Pfft!
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# Is he still making money from his social media schtick?
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# probably, if he's selling himself on twitter
i mean, don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with that, i'm friends with a bunch of sex workers on twitter and they're doing very well, and if he's doing that then he'll be fine, drama's just a bonus
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:58, archived)
# Eeyore-ders them in
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# ah well actually i'll accept that
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# ohjesusfuck!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:15, archived)
# [wicker man gif]
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 5:50, archived)
# y'know i wish i'd taken photos or scanned in some of the shit i drew the other day
my nerighbour turned out to like a lot of the same music as me so i burned her some CDs and while they were burning I drew her some CD art

on the front it's amy ray lasering ray dorset to death, and on the back it's emily saliers lasering the beatles running across abbey road.

both mungo jerry and the beatles are on the first two discs, but the real draw is the two Indigo girls discs i put in there too, so the drawings were somewhat meaningful.

my neighbours think my landlord is a cunt with no regard for his neighbours, so he lets his garden overgrow. the truth is that he has no rregard for himself and i, as a fuckin lodger,
am having to keep the peace. turns out the lady at the back of our house likes similar music to me, hence the discs i burned. good times.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 9:45, archived)
# Hey, man... I ain't fallin' for no BANANA in my TAILPIPE!
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# umm, that wasn't his tailpipe :O
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# (Eddie Murphy VoiceOver LOLZ)
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#
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[challenge entry]
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# Well, I liked it.
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# ASL?
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[challenge entry]
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# ;)
Nice!
(also: she cast no shadow....VAMPIRE!)
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# Wood
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# I promise i'm not high... but...
Does this owl look like David Cameron?


Click for bigger (84 kb)


I think I have lost my mind.
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#
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# I used to look forward to clicking on 'maxresdefault' links because I thought it was going to be a picture of Max Headroom
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# Draw Max
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#
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# NO
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# Lowlitics is well lowl
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# OMG he looks just like an owel!
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# Oh, well
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# He's a fucking owl!
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# Lidl bida lowlitics
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# FP THIS NEOW
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# 100% agree!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 16:44, archived)
# Expensive?
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# That depends, do you want to fuck it or eat it?
/AC
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# He's a man, but he looks like an OWL!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 5:00, archived)
# Right?! That guy looks like an owl!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 1:08, archived)
# Owltaur©.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# more importantly why does it have purple nipple tassels and why were they blurred?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# Excellent
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 0:36, archived)
# Be seeing you.
At the beach.

Brilliant.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 1:13, archived)
# I like this.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] "Damn! I think this bag of sand is going to be too heavy!"
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Cloaking and acid attacks are frowned upon
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!

(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 23:05, archived)
# :D
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# :D
very silly!
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[challenge entry]
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# haha
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 8:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "Look Sir, flakes!"
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 21:34, archived)
# That's no moon pie!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 22:34, archived)
# Porn can't pay well if the famous Kelly Whip has to sell ices too...
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Are despots allowed?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 20:43, archived)
# Poor guy is just trying to watch the juggler & doesn't need that tart blocking his view!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 21:13, archived)
# He really liked Punch & Judy
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 21:33, archived)
# You could have a good grapple on her Eastern Front
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 22:48, archived)

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