
...or whatever it is the kids and hockey-moms are saying these days
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This one is only 7 of 9.
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...I don't agree.
Nutmeat did one that was far better. ;D
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Nutmeat did one that was far better. ;D

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...when the holograms disappear and the real stuff stays behind
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![Challenge Entry: Political Sitcoms [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

Featuring Tim Farron, Vince Cable, Nick Clegg and the other one.


Panda Bear Summer Time best of all the Panda Bear times
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I can accept that Fiona turns into an ogre at night.
I can even accept that somehow the Dragon and Donkey have kids.
But how the fuck does Donkey expect to make waffles tomorrow?
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I can even accept that somehow the Dragon and Donkey have kids.
But how the fuck does Donkey expect to make waffles tomorrow?

does donkey go out early in the morning and start milking fairies?
i need answers, people.
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i need answers, people.

because presumably they have a golden goose
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you've just been captured by the Duloc equivalent of ICE and deported to some random-ass swamp, and now this donkey just comes to you early in the morning and is like "I need to make waffles for the guy who lives here" and you happen to be lactating for whatever reason.
You're like "Yeah ok here's some milk and a little extra to make butter with"
IS THAT FUCKING LIKELY? NO
HOW DOES DONKEY MAKE WAFFLES
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:11,
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You're like "Yeah ok here's some milk and a little extra to make butter with"
IS THAT FUCKING LIKELY? NO
HOW DOES DONKEY MAKE WAFFLES


Yeaahhhhh.... [VeryNSFW] twitter.com/ChrisCrockerX/status/1141101649097887752
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but i'd do it
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i mean, don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with that, i'm friends with a bunch of sex workers on twitter and they're doing very well, and if he's doing that then he'll be fine, drama's just a bonus
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my nerighbour turned out to like a lot of the same music as me so i burned her some CDs and while they were burning I drew her some CD art
on the front it's amy ray lasering ray dorset to death, and on the back it's emily saliers lasering the beatles running across abbey road.
both mungo jerry and the beatles are on the first two discs, but the real draw is the two Indigo girls discs i put in there too, so the drawings were somewhat meaningful.
my neighbours think my landlord is a cunt with no regard for his neighbours, so he lets his garden overgrow. the truth is that he has no rregard for himself and i, as a fuckin lodger,
am having to keep the peace. turns out the lady at the back of our house likes similar music to me, hence the discs i burned. good times.
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on the front it's amy ray lasering ray dorset to death, and on the back it's emily saliers lasering the beatles running across abbey road.
both mungo jerry and the beatles are on the first two discs, but the real draw is the two Indigo girls discs i put in there too, so the drawings were somewhat meaningful.
my neighbours think my landlord is a cunt with no regard for his neighbours, so he lets his garden overgrow. the truth is that he has no rregard for himself and i, as a fuckin lodger,
am having to keep the peace. turns out the lady at the back of our house likes similar music to me, hence the discs i burned. good times.

Does this owl look like David Cameron?

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I think I have lost my mind.
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I think I have lost my mind.



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