I know, right?!?
...or whatever it is the kids and hockey-moms are saying these days
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Sun 4 Aug 2019, 22:01,
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Make it so. Full impulse. Watch your trajectory through the wormhole.
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 22:52,
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He has several holodeck programs like that
This one is only 7 of 9.
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 23:00,
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Ha ha....
...I don't agree.
Nutmeat did one that was far better. ;D
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Sun 4 Aug 2019, 1:05,
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Nutmeat did one that was far better. ;D
You have to keep an eye on Unclepills. Trying to capitalise on your patented 1960's Batman work
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I always felt sorry for whoever had to clean the holodecks...
...when the holograms disappear and the real stuff stays behind
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Sun 4 Aug 2019, 20:12,
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The Lib Dems
Featuring Tim Farron, Vince Cable, Nick Clegg and the other one.
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 13:32,
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Featuring Tim Farron, Vince Cable, Nick Clegg and the other one.
Good bear! Brushing in the morning AND at bedtime is a healthy habit.
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 22:06,
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Clearly you are not on PBST
Panda Bear Summer Time best of all the Panda Bear times
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 23:06,
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I can accept that Shrek's swamp gets full of fairytale creatures.
I can accept that Fiona turns into an ogre at night.
I can even accept that somehow the Dragon and Donkey have kids.
But how the fuck does Donkey expect to make waffles tomorrow?
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 3:58,
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I can even accept that somehow the Dragon and Donkey have kids.
But how the fuck does Donkey expect to make waffles tomorrow?
where do they even get the butter? they're both male
does donkey go out early in the morning and start milking fairies?
i need answers, people.
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:06,
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i need answers, people.
i mean the only thing that makes sense is if they use eggs
because presumably they have a golden goose
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:07,
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put yourself in the position of the necessary mammal(s):
you've just been captured by the Duloc equivalent of ICE and deported to some random-ass swamp, and now this donkey just comes to you early in the morning and is like "I need to make waffles for the guy who lives here" and you happen to be lactating for whatever reason.
You're like "Yeah ok here's some milk and a little extra to make butter with"
IS THAT FUCKING LIKELY? NO
HOW DOES DONKEY MAKE WAFFLES
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:11,
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You're like "Yeah ok here's some milk and a little extra to make butter with"
IS THAT FUCKING LIKELY? NO
HOW DOES DONKEY MAKE WAFFLES
Jesus? I, I'm not sure. He like died, then like, came back to life. Then he floated to the sky and said he'd be back
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:28,
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Oh, OHHH! ...Chris!
Yeaahhhhh.... [VeryNSFW] twitter.com/ChrisCrockerX/status/1141101649097887752
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:30,
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i mean he'd have to either pay me or do it for free and give me an orgasm
but i'd do it
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:39,
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probably, if he's selling himself on twitter
i mean, don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with that, i'm friends with a bunch of sex workers on twitter and they're doing very well, and if he's doing that then he'll be fine, drama's just a bonus
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:58,
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y'know i wish i'd taken photos or scanned in some of the shit i drew the other day
my nerighbour turned out to like a lot of the same music as me so i burned her some CDs and while they were burning I drew her some CD art
on the front it's amy ray lasering ray dorset to death, and on the back it's emily saliers lasering the beatles running across abbey road.
both mungo jerry and the beatles are on the first two discs, but the real draw is the two Indigo girls discs i put in there too, so the drawings were somewhat meaningful.
my neighbours think my landlord is a cunt with no regard for his neighbours, so he lets his garden overgrow. the truth is that he has no rregard for himself and i, as a fuckin lodger,
am having to keep the peace. turns out the lady at the back of our house likes similar music to me, hence the discs i burned. good times.
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 9:45,
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on the front it's amy ray lasering ray dorset to death, and on the back it's emily saliers lasering the beatles running across abbey road.
both mungo jerry and the beatles are on the first two discs, but the real draw is the two Indigo girls discs i put in there too, so the drawings were somewhat meaningful.
my neighbours think my landlord is a cunt with no regard for his neighbours, so he lets his garden overgrow. the truth is that he has no rregard for himself and i, as a fuckin lodger,
am having to keep the peace. turns out the lady at the back of our house likes similar music to me, hence the discs i burned. good times.
I promise i'm not high... but...
Does this owl look like David Cameron?
Click for bigger (84 kb)
I think I have lost my mind.
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 0:19,
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Click for bigger (84 kb)
I think I have lost my mind.
I used to look forward to clicking on 'maxresdefault' links because I thought it was going to be a picture of Max Headroom
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 1:18,
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more importantly why does it have purple nipple tassels and why were they blurred?
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 9:07,
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Porn can't pay well if the famous Kelly Whip has to sell ices too...
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Sat 3 Aug 2019, 20:32,
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Poor guy is just trying to watch the juggler & doesn't need that tart blocking his view!
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Fri 2 Aug 2019, 21:13,
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